...that was a great reality . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,302 Meet The Trolls: Skalla Among the Red Trolls of the Trolltooth Mountains, females rule. Both sexes can be fighters, both sexes tend the children, and both sexes work the mines and farms, but only females can be leaders or traders. Skalla is … Continue reading Starring Diana Rigg As The Doctor
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Tissue Issues
... . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,301 I Know a Guy: Jack Cho There were two Korean guys in the park. It was 3:00 in the morning and pretty warm out. This was good, because the younger of the two men was naked and tied to a pine tree. He had one end … Continue reading Tissue Issues
Y-2: Castle Of The Horny Amazons
...our biggest seller . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,300 I Know a Guy: Mr. Wing Edie Kim was pushing her Gramma along in her wheel chair when she asked, “So, Gramma, how did you and Mr. Wing meet?” “I was his pimp.” Edie stopped so suddenly she almost tossed Gramma out of the … Continue reading Y-2: Castle Of The Horny Amazons
Tea And Light Banter
...with our pinkies up . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #26 Down The River And Into More Woods Catsday 2, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Among the things we learned last night was the fact that just a half a day south of Arjoon, the river … Continue reading Tea And Light Banter
Eggs On The Pancakes
...sausages underneath . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,299 I Know a Guy: Edie Kim When her friend Judy was having problems with an ex-boyfriend, Edie Kim was there to help her out. Edie was just that kind of person, always willing to do what she could. The first thing Edie did was arrange … Continue reading Eggs On The Pancakes
Dogs Rolling Logs, Pigs Dancing Jigs, Cats Wearing Hats
...and goats rowing boats . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,298 Things: Swifty The Hoverboard A long time surfer and skateboarder, Reuben Hoover has recently purchased a hoverboard from SJC Industries. Unlike the fire prone mock hoverboards of our reality, this hoverboard actually counters gravity to stay about 6 inches off the ground. The … Continue reading Dogs Rolling Logs, Pigs Dancing Jigs, Cats Wearing Hats
Silver Sausages
...for classy sausage collectors . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,297 Places: Hog Heaven Hog Heaven is an apartment complex built for and entirely inhabited by sapient swine of various sizes, breeds, and species. There are 100 units, most designed for families, but about 25% are designed for single occupants. The entire complex is … Continue reading Silver Sausages
Flatulent Pigeons Gassed My Sandpiper
...those feathered bastards! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,296 People: Reuben On Earth 7-K, where sapient non-human Terrans have been known about since 1957, one of the most well known NHT in San Diego, California, is Reuben Hoover, a pig. As of the current date, June, 2025, Rueben is 27 years old. He … Continue reading Flatulent Pigeons Gassed My Sandpiper
Stinky Peterson Rides Again!
...it's been years! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,295 Things: The Pool Of The Maiden/El Estanque De La Doncella In a small park about 4 miles from the Haunted Graveyard, there is a beautiful little pond. In the center of the pond, there is a statue of a young woman, standing and crying, … Continue reading Stinky Peterson Rides Again!
The California Kid And Spider Come Out Of Retirement
...at age 70! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,294 Places: The Haunted Graveyard/El Cementerio Embrujado All heroes need some sort of hidden sanctum, a place to change identities and store their equipment. In a very old, very Catholic city, finding such a place was not difficult for The Ghost Women. Description: In a … Continue reading The California Kid And Spider Come Out Of Retirement
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Get Into That Blue Police Call Box
...actually, there's a good bit of fun after that . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,293 People: The Ghost Women/Las Mujeres Fantasma In Mexico City on Earth 14-B, it is currently 1965 and the rate of crimes against women was very high until 1962. It was then that 5 women decided to take a … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Get Into That Blue Police Call Box
Chapter 2: In Which Our Hero Loses His Virginity, His Horse, And His Last Shilling
...on foot, broke, but smiling . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,292 Things: The Living Crystal Description: A translucent pale pink crystal, flat, smooth, about 3 inches thick and a foot across. It contains no flaws whatsoever. It is heavier than it looks. Background: The Living Crystal (TLC from here on) is very old, … Continue reading Chapter 2: In Which Our Hero Loses His Virginity, His Horse, And His Last Shilling
The Rare And Beautiful Three Eyed Water Pig Of Potawango Island
...the third eye is always blue . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,291 Places: Quiserry Forest Description: This is a forest not unlike the redwood forests of the Pacific Northwest. It is very old, has many huge trees, and is, for the most part, on steep hilly land that goes right down to the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Three Eyed Water Pig Of Potawango Island
Starfish Popsicle
...yum? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,290 People: Lavilliaxinon Description: An adult Green Dragon from the Quiserry Forest, on the south coast of the kingdom of Coresta. From nose to tail he measures 108 feet long, with a 136 foot wingspan. He is a dark green over most of his body, but his … Continue reading Starfish Popsicle
Junior Muskrat Learns To Soak Corks
...his new job at a wine company . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,289 Things: The Big Eye This is where things get really strange in Round Valley. Once in a while, when conditions are right, people have seen a huge eyeball floating in one place or moving around through the air. Now, by … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Learns To Soak Corks
Hoolamoola!
...yes, I said it . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,288 Places: Round Valley Description: Round Valley, as of 1875, is a small town of roughly 340 people, not including another 300 who farm and ranch outside of town. The town was founded in 1853 by Hans Brenner, who built a general store, and … Continue reading Hoolamoola!
I Was A Naked Mole Rat For The CIA
...true story . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,287 People: Mr. K When Old West trouble comes to Round Valley, Colorado, the man known only as Mr. K. rides out to stop it. Description: Tall and lean, always has a couple days growth of whiskers, never dresses in any colors but gray & black. … Continue reading I Was A Naked Mole Rat For The CIA
New Gnu News
...what have you got to lose? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,286 Things: Luke The Uke Description: Luke is a tenor ukulele made of Hawaiian koa wood that is stained red, orange and yellow. His original maker is unknown, but Luke is at least 105 years old as of 2020. Luke is also … Continue reading New Gnu News
Atomic G-Men VS The Commie Mutants
...Episode 4: Rain of Fire! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,285 Places: The Crystal Club Description: A large former 1960s nightclub that has been converted into a rock & roll bar with live music 7 nights a week. Most of the regular patrons are mages. Reputation: Reasonably priced drinks, plenty of live music, … Continue reading Atomic G-Men VS The Commie Mutants
Turtles In The Moonlight
...so romantic . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,284 People: Sockie Blue, Rock & Roll Mage Physical Description: Sockie (AKA Sonya) Blue is a 26 year old American mage of Eastern European ancestry. She is tall at 5'11”, and thin at 130 pounds. Her hair is naturally black with an equally natural sky blue … Continue reading Turtles In The Moonlight
Mice With Dice Eating Rice
...nice! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,282 The Bulletin Board: Dog & Cat Edition NOTICE: Poop Eaters Anonymous will be moving it's weekly meeting to Tuesday night in Sparky Malone's back yard under the willow tree. If you want help with your poop eating problem, please come see us. Looking for a couple … Continue reading Mice With Dice Eating Rice
Regular Skinks Only
...you fancy skinks can just keep on moving . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,280 The Bulletin Board: Steampunk Edition LOST: Self-winding clockwork dog. JoJo got out of my workshop sometime yesterday. He is designed for ordinary canine behavior, so he could have been chasing a cat. Resembles an Airedale terrier with blue eyes. … Continue reading Regular Skinks Only
Who Is Spencer Moonlap?
...For that matter, HOW is Spencer Moonlap? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,278 The Bulletin Board: Post Apocalypse Edition Wanted: Soda pop. Any flavor, can or bottle. Cola preferred, but will take anything. It's been so long. CONTACT: Murf, out on I-80 by the old KFC. I have fresh gator meat for sale. … Continue reading Who Is Spencer Moonlap?
Banditos In The Birdbath
...and they are raising hell with the sparrows . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,276 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Yoso Yoso Amakali is a citizen of the Pellucidar space habitat that resides in the L4 zone between Earth 41-K and the Moon. Yoso was born there 24 years ago in 2383, the 5th … Continue reading Banditos In The Birdbath
Load Up The Dildo Cannon!
...we are at WAR! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,274 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Wixtella On Earth 888-O, one of the Fantasy Earths, Wixtella Breadloaf is a halfling adventurer. As you might imagine, this marks her as quite the strange person in her homeland. Descended from a long line of bakers, Wixi … Continue reading Load Up The Dildo Cannon!
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