...if she's guarding her food. Otherwise, not so much. DogCon 5, Con Day 3 Recap of Friday: I ran another 4 hour TOON game, ably assisted by my Co-Animator, Cody. After that, I jogged over to the “Ask A GM Anything!” seminar. You could see the predatory look in the eyes of the audience as … Continue reading Sasha: Fearless Guard Dog
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Mexican Jenny Stole My Stuffed Fish
...his name was Pete the Perch The Doclopedia #721 Threesomes!: Annie Carver On the Steampunk Earth #7, Annie Carver is a 25 year old inventor, explorer and champion of equal rights for women. She has made a name for herself by discovering all manner of lost places and creating the inventions that help her … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Stole My Stuffed Fish
The Amazing Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Master Of Illusion
...from the September, 1897 issue DogCon 5, Trip Day 12, Con Day Zero, Part 1 When we woke up this morning, Data (our autopilot, if you are just tuning in) had us parked at our final roadside destination: A Trip To Hell. No, it's not a recreation of my first marriage, it's a sort … Continue reading The Amazing Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Master Of Illusion
The Rare And Beautiful 9 Colored Hovering Blimp Mice Of Potawango Island
...they hover just out of arm's reach, giggling and eating berries The following Doclopedia entries are part of a new theme with three entries that link people, places & things. I hope you like it. The Doclopedia #715 Threesomes!: Falit The Monkey Falit gur Samkali, known to both the criminal underworld and the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful 9 Colored Hovering Blimp Mice Of Potawango Island
Don’t Open The Door To The Crazy Shed!
...Damn! Too late. The Doclopedia #713 We Haz MORE Technobabble!: Spacial/Temporal Anomaly Deflection Beam If you have ever watched any television science fiction series, you know that space is littered with these annoying anomalies. If your starship even gets too close to one, you're screwed. But fear not, brave spacefarer, because with this handy beam … Continue reading Don’t Open The Door To The Crazy Shed!
Pinball Lizard
...creepy looking, but he can sure play The Doclopedia #711 We Haz MORE Technobabble!: Electronic Phase Warping Missile It's a missile that can phase right through armor...or buildings...or anything...then explode! Is that cool or what? I mean, you can shoot this bad boy right through a freakin' mountain and it's all “Hello, terrorist douchebags! … Continue reading Pinball Lizard
Wombat Ranching Quarterly
...all the latest news for you wombat ranchers The Doclopedia #709 We Haz MORE Technobabble!: Hypersonic Mental Neutralizer So, let's say most of the humans in your town/city/state/continent/planet go completely bugfuck insane one day. Could be any reason for it, but what can you do to stop these now crazed folks from fucking everything … Continue reading Wombat Ranching Quarterly
R.I.P. Mom
...June 1, 1928 - August 10, 2012 My mother, Geraldine Blades, passed away today after a long illness. I left this day's page blank because I knew I would come back and do it when I was ready. Now, 2.5 days later, I'm ready. Someday I'll write a long piece about Mom, but for now … Continue reading R.I.P. Mom
Chapter 204: In Which Our Hero, Traveling Under Cover Of Darkness And Fog, Seduces The French Queen And Then Steals Her Pig
...later, he and the pig shared some excellent wine The Doclopedia #703 Mixing Magical Potions: Potion Of Polymorphing + Potion Of Animal Control The mixing of these two potions will have very different effects depending upon the race/species of the consumer. Humans: You will be able to control small mammals for up to an … Continue reading Chapter 204: In Which Our Hero, Traveling Under Cover Of Darkness And Fog, Seduces The French Queen And Then Steals Her Pig
Doc Tempest And The Eyes Of Lucifer
... from the Jan. 1966 issue The Doclopedia #700 Mixing Magical Potions: Potion Of Shadowy Form + Potion Of Speed It is an unfortunate fact that if these two potions are consumed within 4 hours of each other, the consumer will be teleported to the ninth level of Hell for a period of not … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Eyes Of Lucifer
The Incredible Turtle-Man Meets The Evil Supergrannies!
...the battle YOU requested! By Lee & Kirby! The Doclopedia #695 Mixing Magical Potions: Potion Of Strength + Potion Of Ghostly Form If you drink these two potions within an hour of each other, you may experience one or more of the following side effects in addition to the two potions canceling each other … Continue reading The Incredible Turtle-Man Meets The Evil Supergrannies!
All New Old Time Stuff From The Future
...What? The Doclopedia #694 What's In A Name?: The Artomic Bomb This bomb was placed in front of the New York Stock Exchange on June 1, 2015. It was the size of an SUV, looked very complex and was counting down to detonation in less than 2 hours. Everybody panicked and there was chaos … Continue reading All New Old Time Stuff From The Future
Solid Steel Galactic Avengers!
...every Saturday on this station, kids! The Doclopedia #692 What's In A Name?: Poison Cola It turns out that the name of this product was 100% accurate. It was a canned/bottled soda with the words “Poison Cola”, “100% Deadly”, “Do Not Drink This!” and many other warnings prominently displayed on the container. The ingredients … Continue reading Solid Steel Galactic Avengers!
Squid On The Run
...what does a squid run from? The Doclopedia #688 What's In A Name?: Cockroach-Man Cockroach-Man was the unfortunate name choice of a quite powerful superhero who was nigh impossible to kill, could eat anything, was fast as hell and generally creeped everybody out. When a worldwide nuclear war wiped out the rest of humanity, he … Continue reading Squid On The Run
The Story Of The Old Man And The Talking Tree
...no one believed him, so he got "sent away". The Doclopedia #682 Alt. Olympic Events: Gymnastic Gardening One of the most graceful and informative events in the Olympics, Gymnastic Gardening went totally organic in 1996. Since then, the British and the Americans have won equal numbers of medals, with America holding the most gold. … Continue reading The Story Of The Old Man And The Talking Tree
Degenerate Shopkeepers Demoralized My Walking Catfish
...now they don't walk. They just lay around and mope. The Doclopedia #680 Alt. Olympic Events: Zombie Triathlon This popular, but deadly dangerous, event is always a television ratings grabber. The premise is simple: 12 individual competitors from 12 nations collect ten of their countries flags randomly placed in a 1 square kilometer area … Continue reading Degenerate Shopkeepers Demoralized My Walking Catfish
The Really Quite Spooky, Yet Also Very Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Night Of The Living Food
...co-starring her pet water buffalo, Cathy The Doclopedia #677 Alt. Olympic Events: 500 Meter Dog Poop Dodge This sport has been around since the late 19th Century, when dogs became popular as nonworking pets. It seems to have developed in most major American and European cities, then over the decades spread to other parts … Continue reading The Really Quite Spooky, Yet Also Very Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Night Of The Living Food
Extra! Extra! Man Bites Cat! Dog Laughs!
...man & dog both in critical condition The Doclopedia #675 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Posey Dogrider & Lifkin Maker By the standards of the Tiny Folk of Mitchell, South Dakota, Posey Dogrider and Lifkin Maker are crazy. Instead of settling down to a nice life living off the discarded items of … Continue reading Extra! Extra! Man Bites Cat! Dog Laughs!
It’s My Party And I’ll Hulk Out If I Want To
...it does tend to stop the party The Doclopedia #673 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Agent Red & Agent Green Simply put, Roger St. George AKA “Agent Red” and Leticia Partington AKA “Agent Green” are the two best secret agents the British Empire has. Both are well educated in several fields and … Continue reading It’s My Party And I’ll Hulk Out If I Want To
Adventure Module Z-1: Secret Of The Pirate’s Tomb
...ooh, spooky! A reminder to you, Gentle Readers, that the 2012 DogCon 5 trip/con report will start up on August 2 (this coming Thursday) right here on this blog. We'll have 11 folks plus 5 pets (3 of them imaginary and all 5 doing commentary) on the bus this year and we'll be taking … Continue reading Adventure Module Z-1: Secret Of The Pirate’s Tomb
A Jar Full Of Madness
...now in the new one gallon size The Doclopedia #669 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Sir Vincent & Rabbit Sir Vincent of Mobardy is a knight without a king to serve or even a homeland to live in. All of that was lost when the Beast Wizards came out of the west … Continue reading A Jar Full Of Madness
The Rare And Beautiful Whistling Purple Mud Ants Of Potawango Island
...they whistle while they work The Doclopedia #667 Assorted Quick Book Reviews: The Great War: 1896-1898 This is the first of Winston Churchill's three volume set covering the “Great War”, or as we know it now, the “Steam War”. It covers the two years before the actual shooting started, which Mr. Churchill was pretty familiar … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Whistling Purple Mud Ants Of Potawango Island
The Blue Turkey Tango
...nothing like the Whiskey Foxtrot Tango The Doclopedia #666 Assorted Quick Book Reviews: I'll Be Damned: My Life As The Real Prince Of Darkness You'd think that when Satan himself finally writes his autobiography, it would be pretty interesting. You'd be wrong. Oh sure, there are some juicy tidbits here and there (Not So … Continue reading The Blue Turkey Tango
We Still Like Monkeys, Even When They Act Stupid
...or eat all our fruit. The Doclopedia #664 Assorted Quick Book Reviews: Indiana Jones And The Man Of Bronze If you are a fan of Indy, Doc or pulp era stories in general, you've already read this. If you are just somebody who likes a cracking good adventure, you'll want to read it. Set … Continue reading We Still Like Monkeys, Even When They Act Stupid
The Amazing Spider-Mom
...Marvel should buy that one from me. The Doclopedia #663 Assorted Quick Book Reviews: Fifty Shades Of Potter Ok, so you are either going to love or hate this one. It's your basic Harry Potter BDSM slashfic, but taken up a few notches in both quality and kink. Few sexual stones are left unturned … Continue reading The Amazing Spider-Mom
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