...which is pretty much all of them. The Doclopedia #661 Dangerous Animals!: Budgies! “This is station KDOG broadcasting out of Henryville, Nebraska. We've rigged our station to broadcast at 500,000 watts, but we don't know how long it will last. The power keeps the Budgies away from the transmitter tower, but they're all around our … Continue reading My Life Among The Women Who Are Smarter Than I Am
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It’s All Fun & Games Until The Kitchen Is Covered In Daiquiris
...who knew that a blender could explode? The Doclopedia #660 Dangerous Animals!: Puppies! From the Republican Party pamphlet “The Puppy Menace”, 1953 “It is exactly this cute, helpless look that allows the Puppy to infiltrate our government, our military, our businesses and even our homes. Americans are kindhearted people and Puppies use this against us. … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until The Kitchen Is Covered In Daiquiris
Handsome Joe Gets A New House
...with three doggie doors! The Doclopedia #657 Dangerous Animals!: Ducklings! “Alpha Charlie to Base...Alpha Charlie to Base! We've encountered the enemy at coordinates Foxtrot One Niner, near the long pond. Jesus, there must be ten thousand Quackies! Enemy is moving fast, really fast. Estimate twenty percent of our forces got hit by the Cuteness … Continue reading Handsome Joe Gets A New House
Hot Bloggage! Now Only $5.25 Per Pound
...when purchased in the 20 pound Family Pack The Doclopedia #656 Dangerous Animals!: Kittens! Oh sure, Citizen, a kitten may look cute, but they are very dangerous. Every year, upwards of 5,000 people are killed and eaten by roving prides of kittens! They usually send out one member of the pride, the alpha male, … Continue reading Hot Bloggage! Now Only $5.25 Per Pound
My Moral Compass Is Off By Several Degrees
...not that I let that stop me The Doclopedia #655 Warning Labels: Deep Fried Fleems WARNING: Deep Fried Fleems are VERY HOT! Do not insert them into your nutrient intake orifice until they have cooled off a bit. (Not: Glaxians, Korrdruu & X'XaaanXaa may ignore that warning) If your body is unable to process high … Continue reading My Moral Compass Is Off By Several Degrees
Miniature Robot Fighter Fujiku
...yet another fake anime titls The Doclopedia #653 Warning Labels: Zom-B-Gone WARNING: Zom-B-Gone is formulated for protection against zombies and other forms of the walking dead. Do not use for protection against living creatures, especially dinosaurs. Avoid getting Zom-B-Gone on your skin or in your eyes. Should this happen, shower immediately using BioKleen soap. … Continue reading Miniature Robot Fighter Fujiku
My Brain Is On Vacation
...and it hasn't sent me a postcard The Doclopedia #650 Warning Labels: Groombot 5000 WARNING: Groombot 5000 is not recommended for bitches in the final two weeks of pregnancy, or nursing bitches with pups under 3 weeks of age. Pups under the age of 14 weeks should not use Groombot 5000. Canines who are … Continue reading My Brain Is On Vacation
Not In This Issue: Robot Rabbits, Steamy Dreams and Soggy Doggies
...Soggy Doggies are for next month The Doclopedia #648 All Bottled Up: Motion Potion From a discussion between Bertram and Augustus, Wizards & Dungeon Creators Bertram: Alright then, Augie, we're on to the third level and any visitors should be running low on magic by now. Augustus: True enough, Bertie! I think we should … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Robot Rabbits, Steamy Dreams and Soggy Doggies
Basset Hounds VS Pie!
...Basset Hounds 1, Pie 0 The Doclopedia #647 All Bottled Up: Energy Drink As I've already explained in some detail to this officer, I am Professor Chetwin and that poor fellow is Professor Lindemuller and our bottle of Liquid Electricity has been stolen! Yes, Liquid Electricity! We've been working on it for the last … Continue reading Basset Hounds VS Pie!
Codfish Of The Month Club
...I thought it was the CodPIECE of the Month Club. Man, was I wrong. The Doclopedia #646 All Bottled Up: The Hard Stuff Did you hear about Tom? No? Well, you know he's been having a difficult time, um, in the bedroom, right? Yeah, erectile dysfunction, they call it. Anyway, it's been going on … Continue reading Codfish Of The Month Club
The Ice Cream Dwarves Meet The Hot Fudge Faeries
...in a very yummy battle The Doclopedia #644 All Bottled Up: Chateau Doubert 1953 Few bottles of this rare vintage still exist, what with the entire vineyard and cellars being destroyed in a meteor strike in 1957. Even if it were not highly valued for its incredible complexity, this wine would still find eager buyers … Continue reading The Ice Cream Dwarves Meet The Hot Fudge Faeries
Well Oiled Monster Girls
...NOTE: Some danger is inherent in the oiling process The Doclopedia #642 Don't Touch That!: Sexy Thing Bro, you do NOT want to touch that. Yeah, I know, she's totally hot...those eyes...that hair...that body...THAT ASS! But she's a vampire, bro, a no shit bloodsucker and she'll drain you fuckin' dry. Trust me, many a … Continue reading Well Oiled Monster Girls
Chapter 409: In Which Our Hero, Having Recovered From Eating British Food, Must Convince Several Villagers To Buy A Freshly Caught Haddock
...he has several interested parties The Doclopedia #638 Don't Touch That!: Slimy Thing Woah there, Rex, don't go touchin' that slimy piece of stuff. That there is another one of those dangerous weapons that the humans left behind after they killed themselves off. I'm pretty sure that one there bursts into flames if you … Continue reading Chapter 409: In Which Our Hero, Having Recovered From Eating British Food, Must Convince Several Villagers To Buy A Freshly Caught Haddock
Mr. Porkwaffle Gets Chased By Pikas
...and I think we all know how much that sucks. The Doclopedia #635 Don't Touch That!: Fuzzy Thing Fer the love o' God, laddie, ye don't wanna be touchin' that! It's a deadly mutant haggis an' it'll take yer bleedin' arm off as soon as look at ye! Step back now, there's a good lad. … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Gets Chased By Pikas
The Journal Of The Royal Society Of Saucy Ladies
...about whom Lord Hendrix wrote a song, though he changed "saucy" to "foxy" The Doclopedia #634 Stairway To...: Atlantis From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding: Failure yet again. This time, the stairway was made of silver and crystal and curved upward for 500 steps before ending at a door of purest silver. Surely this … Continue reading The Journal Of The Royal Society Of Saucy Ladies
This Week’s Episode: Mack & Dub Buy A Turkey
...and try to sneak it upstairs The Doclopedia #633 Stairway To...: Mars From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding: Well, that was certainly interesting. I have only within the hour returned from my latest failed attempt at creating a stairway to heaven, having this time incorporated an aspect to the spell wherein everything that … Continue reading This Week’s Episode: Mack & Dub Buy A Turkey
More Songs About Mutants And Pie
...no, not really The Doclopedia #632 Stairway To...: Mordor From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding: Bah! Another pointless journey through the wrong doorway. This time the stairway was made of rough stone and was only about thirty steps total. The door was round and painted black. Upon stepping through it, I found myself in … Continue reading More Songs About Mutants And Pie
If Humans Can Bugger Each Other, Can Bugs Human Each Other?
...nobody else asks these questions, folks The Doclopedia #631 Stairway To...: Woodstock, 1969 From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding: Having made a tenuous contact with some other plane via my Radionic Detecting Crystal, I heard a bit of poetry obscured by noises. It seemed to tell of a stairway one could take straight … Continue reading If Humans Can Bugger Each Other, Can Bugs Human Each Other?
Adventure Module E-2: Valley Of The Swineosaurs
...including a dangerous encounter with a Tyrannoporkus The Doclopedia #630 New Breeds Of Cat: MultiCat! Nobody has the slightest idea where MultiCat! came from. The best scientific theory that he came from some alternate dimension is just as valid as the ones that say he's magical or a gift from (insert your favorite deity … Continue reading Adventure Module E-2: Valley Of The Swineosaurs
Try Not To Think About The Face Eating Spider Rats
...you thought about them, didn't you? The Doclopedia #627 New Breeds Of Cat: American Shorthair Tiny Cats On an Earth where magic is extremely rare, but not unheard of, a powerful Mage who also happened to be a Crazy Cat Lady lay dying. Her final spell was to make her 36 American Shorthair Cats … Continue reading Try Not To Think About The Face Eating Spider Rats
Spanking The Monkey Is NOT A Form Of Primate Corporal Punishment!
...well, ok, maybe if you have a really kinky monkey. The Doclopedia #624 New Breeds Of Cat: Riding Cat On Earth 128, a fantasy based world, there are no humans and one of the most advanced kingdoms is made up of anthropomorphic rodents. These creatures, who call themselves The Folk, are still only the standard … Continue reading Spanking The Monkey Is NOT A Form Of Primate Corporal Punishment!
I Was A Half-Orc Druid For The FBI
...a true tale The Doclopedia #623 New Breeds Of Cat: Dwarf Portuguese Jungle Cat The Dwarf Portuguese Jungle Cat is among the rarest of breeds. In fact, there is so far only one specimen known, a male named Flash. If he is indicative of the species, then we can assume that they are tiny, … Continue reading I Was A Half-Orc Druid For The FBI
Handsome Joe And Billy Pitbull Go Exploring
...and they find a nice pile of horse poop to roll in The Doclopedia #621 The Dungeon Of...: Endless Descent This dungeon is set up like a huge corkscrew, with rooms off of the steeply descending spiral main hallway. The whole place is well lit by endlessly glowing orbs and the rooms contain worse … Continue reading Handsome Joe And Billy Pitbull Go Exploring
The 35 Things You Do NOT Want To Ask Your Grandmother
...#1: Tell me about your sex life, Grandma. The Doclopedia #620 The Dungeon Of...: The Ice Dwarves Located under the Everfrost Mountains, this huge (3X5 miles) two level dungeon is cold. Really cold. Like, always below freezing cold. It is also the kingdom of the Ice Dwarves, a surly and dangerous bunch who can … Continue reading The 35 Things You Do NOT Want To Ask Your Grandmother
The Ladies Journal Of Advanced Thaumaturgy
...now incorporating the Vaginamancy Newsletter The Doclopedia #618 The Dungeon Of...: Screaming Madness The Dungeon of Screaming Madness is in many respects no different from any average run of the mill 5 level dungeon. It has many of the same rooms, monsters, traps & treasures you might find in a hundred other dungeons. It is … Continue reading The Ladies Journal Of Advanced Thaumaturgy
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