...co-starring her pet quagga, Maynard This theme is dedicated to all of the D&D players & dungeon masters out there who have spent hours looting dungeons & killing monsters. The Doclopedia #616 The Dungeon Of...: The Fungus God There are four levels to this dungeon and all of them are warm, dark and humid, a … Continue reading The Not At All Naughty, But Still Unsafe For Work, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sausage Machine
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No Lungfish Allowed!
...regular type fish only! The Doclopedia #615 Wait...What?: Dixie The Dog Dixie is the pet of the Selwin family of Hobart, Tasmania. She is a medium sized dog of indeterminate breed, with long brown fur and a big waggy tail. The Selwins adopted her when she just showed up on their doorstep on day … Continue reading No Lungfish Allowed!
It Was Wrong To Trust The Skinny Redhead
...but you can always trust a chubby redhead The Doclopedia #612 Wait...What?: Little Annie Oliver Little Annie Oliver was an American child movie star of the 1930's. She began her acting career in 1931 at the age of 3 in the short film “Talented Tots” and within a year began starring in the “Sweetie Pie” … Continue reading It Was Wrong To Trust The Skinny Redhead
The Rare And Beautiful And Highly Carnivorous Giant Pink Gophers Of Potawango Island
...they're like huge pink underground sharks! The Doclopedia #610 Classified Ads From Around The Multiverse: Wanted Power Armor: I am a girl looking for Diana class power armor. I do not care if it is made by the Ryoshi Company or Mitsuhara Industries. There are aliens and robots to fight, so help me out! … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Highly Carnivorous Giant Pink Gophers Of Potawango Island
Lucy In The Sky With Dogtoys
...she likes the Squeaky Snake CatCon4: Day 9 (Con Day 2) Again, a quick rundown, but with added critter comments Grace: Took a tour (with Mary and Miranda) of a local herb garden...bought several books at a local used book store...went with no less than 15 other gamers folks and several pets to the … Continue reading Lucy In The Sky With Dogtoys
The Sasha Jane Adventures
... which mostly involve walking and trying to eat stuff she shouldn't. The Doclopedia #607 Classified Ads From Around The Multiverse: Personal Single Male: Superhero 39 y.o., 6'6”, 235 lbs, in great physical shape and financially independent. Want to meet woman 30-40 y.o. who loves adventure, justice and tight body armor. Cat lovers need not … Continue reading The Sasha Jane Adventures
The 8 Things That You Should Do Before Attacking That Fully Operational Death Star
...Ask Admiral Ackbar what he thinks of the idea. Oh man, that is so geeky. The Doclopedia #605 Classified Ads From Around The Multiverse: Help Wanted People with swords. Looking to hire 5-6 good swordsmen/women for an easy week of work in the Hellfire Mountains area rescuing a princess. Good pay and free medical … Continue reading The 8 Things That You Should Do Before Attacking That Fully Operational Death Star
The Funky Chickens Buy A Hot Rod
...and go off on another wacky road trip. The Doclopedia #603 A New Breed Of Dog: Northern Squirrel Dog In many parts of Canada, hunting squirrels is a popular pastime with rural folks. That's why, sometime around 1890, a group of hunters started looking for a way to breed a type of dog that … Continue reading The Funky Chickens Buy A Hot Rod
Mr. Porkwaffle Goes To The Barber
...and is aghast when he finds out it's a woman The Doclopedia #601 A New Breed Of Dog: Teleporting Terrier On Earth 83, many creatures have strange powers and the friendly little Teleporting Terrier is one of them. Weighing in at only 15 pounds and standing just 8 inches tall, these wire haired little … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Goes To The Barber
Gnomes Reading Tomes In Their Homes Made Of Domes
...would have been longer, but I've yet to have my tea Hey! Stay tuned after the CatCon 4 report for my 600th Doclopedia post! CatCon4: Day 6 A short entry Our trip report for Tuesday goes like this... 8 AM: Wake up, eat, hit the road Abby: Mom and Mary took me on a … Continue reading Gnomes Reading Tomes In Their Homes Made Of Domes
Adventure Module K-3: Lair Of The Giant Vole
...compatible with Dungeons & Rodents 4th edition The Doclopedia #597 A New Breed Of Dog: Japanese Ghost Dog No, these are not ghostly dogs, but instead are small dogs trained to sense the presence of ghosts and other spirits and then bark to both wake the family and scare the ghosts away. The average Ghost … Continue reading Adventure Module K-3: Lair Of The Giant Vole
Never Talk Smack To A Water Buffalo
...trust me on this one The Doclopedia #595 A New Breed Of Dog: Martian Greyhound When humans settled Mars in the early 1980s, they took dogs with them. Over the generations, the humans slowly changed to adapt to the lower gravity and other environmental forces and so did the dogs. One of the best … Continue reading Never Talk Smack To A Water Buffalo
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Causes A Temporal Anomaly That Traps Your Starship In A Causality Loop
...I hate when that happens! WOOHOO! CatCon post AND Doclopedia entry in the same blog entry! CatCon 4: Day 2, Part 2 We venture into the wilds of Alabama...Project Applesauce revealed!...Cornbread is eaten and sat upon...battling attractions for the WIN! Now that I'm sitting in my comfy recliner, enjoying a cold beer and … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Causes A Temporal Anomaly That Traps Your Starship In A Causality Loop
500 Miles To Crazyville
...my home town The Doclopedia #592 WaRPed Characters: The Head Hunter Cannibal Mutant Serial Killer Human mutant. Beyond that, everything about him/her is subject to change, including blood type and DNA. The mutant known as the Head Hunter can bite off, swallow whole and almost instantly digest a human head. Once he does that, … Continue reading 500 Miles To Crazyville
Half The Price, Twice The Fun
...we're losing money, but who cares? The Doclopedia #591 WaRPed Characters: Nicodemus Splatch New York City Bicycle Messenger Young man of indeterminate ethnicity and national origin, age 26, 170 pounds, 5’11″ tall, good looking, short black hair, brown eyes, small scar under left eye. Nico, as his friends call him, is a good natured … Continue reading Half The Price, Twice The Fun
Standing On The Edge Of A Damned Bad Mistake
...and about to step off Big post here, kids, as I kick off a new theme dedicated to characters for the WaRP roleplaying system. Note: All of these WaRPed Characters were made using the Wanton Role Playing (WaRP) rules system, which was originally designed for the groundbreaking RPG “Over The Edge” from Atlas Games, … Continue reading Standing On The Edge Of A Damned Bad Mistake
Let’s Boogie Woogie!
...invitation does not apply to the King of Rock & Roll For the uninitiated, that's a Long John Baldry joke. The Doclopedia #585 Average Janes: Jane York, U.S. Army “Now, ma'am, you know that we aren't supposed to talk about the whole “men in combat” thing. According to the D-O-D, it's going to happen just … Continue reading Let’s Boogie Woogie!
Beware Of Log
...they couldn't afford a dog The Doclopedia #583 Average Janes: Jane Ngembe, Teacher “I had only been teaching here for a few months when the meteors fell. We saw the one that hit in the Congo, because we had taken the children up on the mountain just over there for a picnic at the weather … Continue reading Beware Of Log
Nerd Watching News
...now with full color photos! The Doclopedia #582 Average Janes: Jane Dynamo, Secretary “Welcome to Robotix International. How might I help you, Friend Human? Ask me questions? Of course you may. After all, answering questions is my job.” “I have worked here for 28 years. I originally worked at HyperCyber, but came here after … Continue reading Nerd Watching News
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Snorts Baking Powder
...actually, things got even funnier once that happened The Doclopedia #580 Average Janes: Jane McCoy, Pharmacist “Sorry that took so long, but getting the right formulations for Pyrokinetic Fever are tricky and that was for a family of five ranging in age from 46 to 9. I hope they're staying at the PF shelter. … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Snorts Baking Powder
My Other Dog Is An Artificially Intelligence Enhanced Dire Wolf
...cyberpunk winter is coming The Doclopedia #579 Average Janes: Jane Krizmyski, Welder “Yep, I'm a welder. I've been doing this 14 and the war started. That would be the European war against the Kaiser, not this one we're in now. My dad and my brothers, welders all, joined up back in the fall of … Continue reading My Other Dog Is An Artificially Intelligence Enhanced Dire Wolf
Press Button To Register A Complaint
...thank you for pressing the button. Now fuck off! The Doclopedia #578 Average Janes: Jane Nix, Hair Stylist “Hi there! How y'all doin' today, hon? A little trim and a few questions? Why sure, I can do that. You just sit on down right here and we'll get to clippin' and jawin'.” “Oh, I've … Continue reading Press Button To Register A Complaint
Sparky McDoogle Was A Nervous Little Guy
...especially around big dogs and blond women The Doclopedia #576 Average Janes: Jane Batters, Cookie Baker “Oh sure, everybody likes cookies! We've been in business here for five years now and things are going real well, you betcha. At first, it was just me and Connie there, making six kinds of cookies. Now we … Continue reading Sparky McDoogle Was A Nervous Little Guy
Chapter 61: In Which Our Hero, Having Lead The Slaves To Freedom, Goes Off In Search Of A Horse And A Pocketful Of Gold
...and maybe a busty wench or two The Doclopedia #575 The Stuff That's Made Of Dreams: Wonder Dust From a lecture given by High Wizard Prelby Smatterkin at the Royal School of Wizardry “Now it is at about this time in the lecture that many of you are thinking that it would be very nice … Continue reading Chapter 61: In Which Our Hero, Having Lead The Slaves To Freedom, Goes Off In Search Of A Horse And A Pocketful Of Gold
Geese For Peace
...they're politically aware waterfowl The Doclopedia #574 The Stuff That's Made Of Dreams: Ship Of Dreams The Ship of Dreams was built in 1467 by the Queen of Brismodia as a way of attacking her hated enemy, the Queen of Florilandia. To allow the ship to sail into the DreamPlace, the wood used to build … Continue reading Geese For Peace
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