...they are just crazy dangerous The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 5, Part 2, In which we have a somewhat quieter drive, curry is eaten and my cat falls in love. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) The second, mostly downhill, half of our trip through Glacier National Park on the Going To … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Deadly Flying Weaselcobra Of Potawango Island
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The Mysterious, Yet Oddly Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Haunted Shopping Mall
...co-starring her pet emu, Walter The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 5, Part 1, In which we quickly recap yesterday, drive on a twisty mountain road, view scenic panoramas and watch tourists behave stupidly. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) Recap of yesterday: I was not feeling 100% ok yesterday. In fact, I … Continue reading The Mysterious, Yet Oddly Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Haunted Shopping Mall
The Ice Cream Gnomes Are Coming To Steal Your Berries
...so don't make them get rough. The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 5, Part 1, In which Your Humble Narrator rests and let's the critters do the blogging. I indulged in too much Guinness and too many shots of Jack last night. That resulted in us not leaving Missoula until noon. We are now in … Continue reading The Ice Cream Gnomes Are Coming To Steal Your Berries
Never Spank A Skunk
...in fact, you'll probably want to skip the stern lectures, too The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 4, Part 1, In which we hang out in Missoula. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) After the ass whoopin' start to our stay here in Missoula, we decided to make today a mellow day. So … Continue reading Never Spank A Skunk
The 43 Things You Need To Know About Vampire Llamas
...#5: they like to sneak up on bloggers and iujhsdoivuh lscx kl The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 3, Part 2, In which we arrive in Montana and my furry children unleash righteous anger upon the unjust. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) After a short stop in the town of Lolo to … Continue reading The 43 Things You Need To Know About Vampire Llamas
Gummy Kaiju
...they keep trying to destroy Tokyo with their sweet stickiness The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 3, Part 1, In which we visit a couple of quickly viewed attractions and then take a walk in the woods. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) We slept in a bit, getting up at 8:30 and … Continue reading Gummy Kaiju
Chapter 321: In Which Our Hero, Having Narrowly Avoided Marriage, Must Escape Into The Wilderness
...armed only with a teaspoon and some yak butter The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 2, Part 2, In which we learn a very great deal about onions, our conveyance slips sideways in time and we find a stash of chocolate. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) So...Walla Walla, Washington...Onion Central for the … Continue reading Chapter 321: In Which Our Hero, Having Narrowly Avoided Marriage, Must Escape Into The Wilderness
Harry Potter And The Chocolate Frog Invasion
...it seemed like a good idea at the time, that Unlimited Sweets spell The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 2, Part 1, In which we view movies you cannot watch, see large bathroom products and leave a town quickly. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) We spent last night in a wonderful KOA … Continue reading Harry Potter And The Chocolate Frog Invasion
The Great San Francisco Hide & Go Seek Game
...played in a 10 square block area, using automobiles The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 1, Part 2, In which we commence the inclusion of feline commentary, view the coolest looking tree on the planet and eat hot dogs on a volcano (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) So, anyway, the town of … Continue reading The Great San Francisco Hide & Go Seek Game
Interesting Mice Are Often Nice
...and the like to eat rice The Trip To DogCon 3: Day 1 Well, instead of getting up at 3:30, I overslept until 4:00, so we were only 30 minutes late getting on the road, which is a new record for almost leaving on time. Someday, we might actually leave on time, but I'm not … Continue reading Interesting Mice Are Often Nice
Bucky & Squint Buy A Cabin
...deep in the woods, filled with wild critters. The Trip To DogCon 3: Day 1 (T minus 3 hours) With the notable exceptions of Flash & myself, everyone else is asleep on board the Magic Bus. Thanks to the TARDIS unit, our dogsitter, Sharon, has her own rather large bedroom and the dogs each have … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Buy A Cabin
Bacon: God’s Chosen Food
...mmmmmm, hickory smoked salvation In just over 24 hours, the crew from here at Basset Hound Central will be boarding the Magic Bus for our fictional trip to DogCon 3. Winker & Lucy are ready to go, Flash the imaginary cat is ready to go and Grace & I are ready to go. This year … Continue reading Bacon: God’s Chosen Food
I Love The Smell Of Gamma Rays In The Morning
...they smell like HULK SMASH! The Road To DogCon 3: This Year's Route As we all know, the imaginary con takes place in the fictional town of Wilted Springs, Texas. Normally, we would drive either south (thru California or Nevada to Arizona), then turn east...or go east (thru Nevada, Utah and Colorado, then turn south … Continue reading I Love The Smell Of Gamma Rays In The Morning
The Elightening, Yet Subversive, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pig Who Could Bake Pies
...co-starring her Uncle Snuffy So, continuing with the DogCon 3 theme, here is a list of music that we have listened to on the last two trips. "Janis Joplin Sings Led Zeppelin" "Woodstock 15: Original Soundtrack To The Movie" The soundtrack for "Harry Potter of Baker Street" "Frank Sinatra Sings Tom Waits" The Beatles "Grey … Continue reading The Elightening, Yet Subversive, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pig Who Could Bake Pies
Chapter 12: In Which Our Hero, Having Been Swallowed By a Whale, Learns To Enjoy The Taste Of Krill
...until he was coughed up onto a beach in the Azores The Road To DogCon 3: Say Hello To Flash As I announced many weeks ago, Grace & I decided to get an imaginary cat and that he would go with us & The Girls to DogCon this year. For a long time, we did … Continue reading Chapter 12: In Which Our Hero, Having Been Swallowed By a Whale, Learns To Enjoy The Taste Of Krill
Spam-A-Lama-Ding-Dong
...a mash up of Monty Python and a song by the Edsels Hopefully marking my triumphant return to blogging, here is... The Road To DogCon 3: In Which We Explain Our Transport And Discuss Our Mechanic NOTE FROM 2022: So here it is, 11.5 years after we got Sweetie, and I am just being told … Continue reading Spam-A-Lama-Ding-Dong
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