...from the July, 1956 issue The Doclopedia #944 Pie!: Sausage Pie “Here you go, folks, a nice hot sausage pie. Dig in, but mind that hot gravy. You know, the crust on this one really turned out nice. I think I might be learning how to cook. Heh heh heh. Oh, I learned this … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Russian Robots
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Crazy Jimmy Jumps Out Of A Balloon
...and finds you can't really parachute from 60 feet up The Doclopedia #935 The Alphabet: Y Y is for…Young Explorers League: Boys and girls, do you have a love of the exciting life? Do you enjoy solving mysteries and exploring new places? Are you smart and adaptable to every situation? If so, then the … Continue reading Crazy Jimmy Jumps Out Of A Balloon
Chapter 339: In Which Our Hero, Having Just Freed A Small Town From The Turks, Goes Off In Search Of A Sacred Pudding
...the Blessed Pudding of Saint Obie The Doclopedia #933 The Alphabet: W W is for…War Ducks!: In the 1980s & 90s, there were few graphic novels as popular as the War Ducks! series. Made up of War Ducks! (1983-1986), War Ducks!: Jungle Hell (1987-1991), War Ducks!: The Big Battle (1992-1994) and War Ducks: Hell … Continue reading Chapter 339: In Which Our Hero, Having Just Freed A Small Town From The Turks, Goes Off In Search Of A Sacred Pudding
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Cast The Wrong Spell
...and "Nuclear Flatulence" is ALWAYS the wrong spell! The Doclopedia #932 The Alphabet: V V is for…Violence Suppressor: From the New York Times, May 7th, 1886: Doctor Karellan has invented the Miracle of Our Age in his Violence Suppressor! His recent demonstrations in the Bronx and Manhattan have proven that his device is a … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Cast The Wrong Spell
Rice Creepies
...another cereal that never made it The Doclopedia #930 The Alphabet: T T is for…Tovanite Raiders: On the world of the Circle Sea, the Tovanite Raiders are one of the most feared pirate gangs. Using swift & small, but very tough ships, they attack in swarms of up to a dozen ships. They move … Continue reading Rice Creepies
Not In This Issue: Italian Shoes, Kumquats or Hydrothermal Vents
...but we do have quilts The Doclopedia #926 The Alphabet: P P is for…Peaches & The Creamettes: These four young ladies (Janet, Katy, Nancy & Dixie) from Atlanta, Georgia, were one of the most popular girl groups of the early 1960s. They first got into the music scene in 1957 when, as sophomores in high … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Italian Shoes, Kumquats or Hydrothermal Vents
A Big Day At The Flea Circus
...I love the tiny elephants. The Doclopedia #914 The Alphabet: D Is For... Dream Gun: When the masked crimefighter known as Brother Night went out in the evening to hunt bad guys, his favored weapon was the Dream Gun. Many an evildoer was sent into a blissful dream state after being shot by it, only … Continue reading A Big Day At The Flea Circus
Handsome Joe Visits Uncle Stanley In France
...or, An American Basset Hound In Paris The Doclopedia #911 The Alphabet: A A is for...Auntie Madder In the Reality of Earth 125, most of the Milky Way galaxy is ruled by the terrifying, yet harmless looking, Auntie Madder and her “Girls & Boys”. Nobody knows where she came from, but when you can cause … Continue reading Handsome Joe Visits Uncle Stanley In France
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Fat Man Gets Stuck In The Chimney
...and those damned elves just laugh at him. The Doclopedia #908 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Superhero World Great Present: A day off from heroing Terrible Present: A hand crocheted cape . . The Doclopedia #909 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...A Post-Apocalypse World Great Present: Food! Terrible Present: A computer . . The Doclopedia #910 … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Fat Man Gets Stuck In The Chimney
Janie Got A Gnu
...song title if Aerosmith were dyslexic The Doclopedia #904 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Zombie Apocalypse World Great Present: A solar rechargeable pulse laser rifle with head targeting technology Terrible Present: Eau De Brains perfume The Doclopedia #905 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Dog World Great Present: BACON! Pretty much anything made out of or … Continue reading Janie Got A Gnu
Miniature Robot Fighter Fujiku
...yet another fake anime titls The Doclopedia #653 Warning Labels: Zom-B-Gone WARNING: Zom-B-Gone is formulated for protection against zombies and other forms of the walking dead. Do not use for protection against living creatures, especially dinosaurs. Avoid getting Zom-B-Gone on your skin or in your eyes. Should this happen, shower immediately using BioKleen soap. … Continue reading Miniature Robot Fighter Fujiku
My Brain Is On Vacation
...and it hasn't sent me a postcard The Doclopedia #650 Warning Labels: Groombot 5000 WARNING: Groombot 5000 is not recommended for bitches in the final two weeks of pregnancy, or nursing bitches with pups under 3 weeks of age. Pups under the age of 14 weeks should not use Groombot 5000. Canines who are … Continue reading My Brain Is On Vacation
Not In This Issue: Robot Rabbits, Steamy Dreams and Soggy Doggies
...Soggy Doggies are for next month The Doclopedia #648 All Bottled Up: Motion Potion From a discussion between Bertram and Augustus, Wizards & Dungeon Creators Bertram: Alright then, Augie, we're on to the third level and any visitors should be running low on magic by now. Augustus: True enough, Bertie! I think we should … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Robot Rabbits, Steamy Dreams and Soggy Doggies
Codfish Of The Month Club
...I thought it was the CodPIECE of the Month Club. Man, was I wrong. The Doclopedia #646 All Bottled Up: The Hard Stuff Did you hear about Tom? No? Well, you know he's been having a difficult time, um, in the bedroom, right? Yeah, erectile dysfunction, they call it. Anyway, it's been going on … Continue reading Codfish Of The Month Club
The Ice Cream Dwarves Meet The Hot Fudge Faeries
...in a very yummy battle The Doclopedia #644 All Bottled Up: Chateau Doubert 1953 Few bottles of this rare vintage still exist, what with the entire vineyard and cellars being destroyed in a meteor strike in 1957. Even if it were not highly valued for its incredible complexity, this wine would still find eager buyers … Continue reading The Ice Cream Dwarves Meet The Hot Fudge Faeries
Lace Panties In The Glove Compartment
...thank goodness it was Dad who found them, not mom. The Doclopedia #338 Movies Not Of This Earth: Who Drained Rodney Rabbit? (Smutty Putty Films, 1988) On Earth 95, where Humans and Toons co-exist, there is toon porn, which is both hilariously funny and oddly erotic. The most famous of all this animated smut is … Continue reading Lace Panties In The Glove Compartment
My Life Among The Insane Children
...all of whom I am related to by blood The Doclopedia #197 Smells Like Toon Spirit: The Headless Horse There are two very important things that you need to know about the ghostly equine known as the Headless Horse: He's really a very nice fellow and he does have a head. You see, because he's … Continue reading My Life Among The Insane Children
Dragon Pie
...first, you'll need a medium sized dragon The Doclopedia #196 Smells Like Toon Spirit: The Spirit In The Anvil Let's face it, in the cartoon universe, there are lots and lots of anvils. Anvils are the number one item to drop on an unsuspecting nitwit, ranking far ahead of the number two item, pianos. No … Continue reading Dragon Pie
Chapter 505: In Which Our Hero, Sodden With Rum And Broken Hearted, Still Manages To Rob A Bank
...and look stylish doing it We end "It Happened One Night..." week with a long one. Coming up for the next three weeks: The Alphabet. The Doclopedia #141 It Happened One Night...: All Hell Broke Loose In Goldvale …1971, at around 6:00 on a summer evening, young Andy Hamblin and his girlfriend, Josie Perkins, both 17 … Continue reading Chapter 505: In Which Our Hero, Sodden With Rum And Broken Hearted, Still Manages To Rob A Bank
Watching The Defectives
...not by Elvis Costello The Doclopedia #121 The Door: To Love This week is all about doors that lead to something or someplace. At the risk of sounding a bit gameshowy, let's see what's behind door number one! The door that leads to love is not at all showy or covered in carvings of … Continue reading Watching The Defectives
Not In This Post: Vitamin D, Sexy Nightwear Or Zebus
...sorry, zebu lovers The Doclopedia #120 Potions: Elixir of Healing For our final entry of Potions Week, I must apologize for not mentioning our sponsors, the United Potion and Foods Company, earlier. Ingredients 2 cups of water 1 pinch of salt 1 three ounce packet of Mrs. Fondleduck's Instant Healing Potion In … Continue reading Not In This Post: Vitamin D, Sexy Nightwear Or Zebus
The Demon Children Are Under Your House
...time to move The Doclopedia #119 Potions: Potion of Incredible Luck Ingredients 2 six sided dice carved from the thigh bone of a gambler who died of old age 11 drops of blood from a drunken crapshooter 1 gold coin that has been used to win at least 9 bets An IOU, for … Continue reading The Demon Children Are Under Your House
Whack A Gnoll!
...the new & fun carnival game The Doclopedia #118 Potions: Polymorph Potion Ingredients 1 quart ocean water, taken from at least 5 miles out from the shore and during a storm. 1 quart of steam taken from water thrown onto a red hot iron plate 6 drops of doppleganger blood 1 teaspoon essence … Continue reading Whack A Gnoll!
I Love The Smell Of Gamma Rays In The Morning
...they smell like HULK SMASH! The Road To DogCon 3: This Year's Route As we all know, the imaginary con takes place in the fictional town of Wilted Springs, Texas. Normally, we would drive either south (thru California or Nevada to Arizona), then turn east...or go east (thru Nevada, Utah and Colorado, then turn south … Continue reading I Love The Smell Of Gamma Rays In The Morning
The Five Blue Budgies Start The League Of Extraordinary Avians
...with the aid of Sherlock Hornbill, Crownacki the Ghost Finder and a teenage Duck Savage STUFF 1: The most recent recent poll will close tonight after I get home from work. One question is tied right now, so if you haven't voted, now's yer chance, pilgrim. 2: Somewhere between tonight and Friday night, I'll be … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Start The League Of Extraordinary Avians
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