...those polyhedral bastards The Doclopedia #2,649 50 States, 50 Games: A Road Trip: More Midwest So, my family decided to take a humongous road trip, done as rapidly as possible, and play 50 different games in all 50 states. Here is the quick recap. Broken Bow, Oklahoma: Tunnels & TrollsWichita, Kansas: Apples To Apples Lincoln, … Continue reading The Night My Dice Tried To Kill Me
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In This Episode: Clem Goes To College
...for about 3 days The Doclopedia #2,648 50 States, 50 Games: A Road Trip: The South So, my family decided to take a humongous road trip, done as rapidly as possible, and play 50 different games in all 50 states. Here is the quick recap. Birmingham, Alabama: Bean Trader Atlanta, Georgia: Magic The Gathering Charleston, … Continue reading In This Episode: Clem Goes To College
A Mystery In Tokyo
...murder or suicide? The Doclopedia #2,647 50 States, 50 Games: A Road Trip: Midwest/South So, my family decided to take a humongous road trip, done as rapidly as possible, and play 50 different games in all 50 states. Here is the quick recap. Indianapolis, Indiana: Awful Green Things From Outer Space New Buffalo, Michigan: Dominion … Continue reading A Mystery In Tokyo
Free Spiders!
...by the dozen The Doclopedia #2,64650 States, 50 Games: A Road Trip: The East Coast/Midwest So, my family decided to take a humongous road trip, done as rapidly as possible, and play 50 different games in all 50 states. Here is the quick recap. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: Aquarius Wilmington, Delaware: Stone Age Baltimore, Maryland: Pass The … Continue reading Free Spiders!
Violet Green Meets A Big Teddy Bear
...and she married him The Doclopedia #2,645 50 States, 50 Games: A Road Trip: New England So, my family decided to take a humongous road trip, done as rapidly as possible, and play 50 different games in all 50 states. Here is the quick recap.Portland, Maine: Zombie DiceConcord, New Hampshire: Settlers of Catan Card Game … Continue reading Violet Green Meets A Big Teddy Bear
Have You Considered Just Saying To Hell With It?
...wifely advice The Doclopedia #2,644 What Did You Find?: In The Temple We found an egg, Professor. It's huge, the size of a house. Yes, back in a secret room behind the high altar. Come see!Yes, definitely not a hard shelled egg like a bird's egg. Not really like a reptile egg, either. An insect … Continue reading Have You Considered Just Saying To Hell With It?
Purple Skinks
...NOT purple skunks The Doclopedia #2,643 What Did You Find?: At The River Bend Seven dead Orcs. Not just any Orcs, but Red Sword Orcs. Those are tough bastards, yet here are these, all killed in combat. What, Belsa? Yes, I'd say it was over with quickly, too. And none of their belongings were taken. … Continue reading Purple Skinks
A New Day For Doctor Silkmelon
...made of 50% recycled old days The Doclopedia #2,642 What Did You Find?: Out In The Barn Holy heck, Jimbo, that there is a still. Uncle Roy's been cooking up 'shine! I told you he was up to something over here. I reckon that's why he's not here tonight. He's probably out on deliveries in … Continue reading A New Day For Doctor Silkmelon
Quiet Podowski Lives!
...in Oakland, actually. The Doclopedia #2,641 What Did You Find?: In Lord Chattenham's Study Really, Celeste, you must calm down and hold the torch still. I need to see what I'm doing here. Hmm, these look like letters from Frank, postmarked from Egypt. I told you he wasn't in the United States. And look here, … Continue reading Quiet Podowski Lives!
The Kobold Who Became A Gladiator
...his career was very short The Doclopedia #2,640 What Did You Find?: At The Secret Laboratory Agent Rostovich, it would seem you have found some device the Nazis were working on toward the end of the war. You are to be commended for getting it here quickly and in one piece. We regret the loss … Continue reading The Kobold Who Became A Gladiator
Chihuahua Park
...and you thought dinosaurs were bad. The Doclopedia #2,639 What Did You Find?: At Old Jim's Place Sheriff, we rode on out to Old Jim's shack like you said. He was dead out by the well. Shot twice in the chest. Killer was facing him. Jim had his shotgun, and it looks like he got … Continue reading Chihuahua Park
Ride Into Danger
...a story of the new old west The Doclopedia #2,638 What Did You Find?: In The Dungeon Well, it looks like, along with the 90 gold pieces and other coins, you came up pretty well on this trip.You've got a ring of spell turning, a ring of water walking, two scrolls that have two spells … Continue reading Ride Into Danger
The Rare And Beautiful Flowering Carnivorous Death Willow Of Potawango Island.
...don't climb one! The Doclopedia #2,637 In Less Than 25 Words: Beer He just needs a couple of lookouts, guys. Pays $50.00 each, plus a case of beer each. A CASE OF BEER EACH, RODNEY!
Echo Of The Gecko
...a strange horror story The Doclopedia #2,636 In Less Than 25 Words: Pokey The Cat Do we call him that because he's fat & slow? Hell no! We call him Pokey because he'll fuck anything that moves.
Clear Snailing
...escargot The Doclopedia #2,635 In Less Than 25 Words: Map Of The Outer Lands I'm pretty certain that this is a map of the Outer Lands, out beyond Dallas. Say's here it was by a person named ARCO.
It’s Booze Cake For Me!
...Scotch Chocolate! The Doclopedia #2,634 In Less Than 25 Words: Kara Karan Look, I'm just saying that I'm not going into Kara Karan. No way! They EAT halflings there! You and the elf have fun.
Plorko!
...kwizzip uf adrex The Doclopedia #2,633 In Less Than 25 Words: Nazi Fish Men There were no “Nazi Fish Men”, Commander Hensen. It was all a fake by the Germans. And discussing it will violate the Secrets Act.
The Email Of Cthulhu
...it'll still drive you insane The Doclopedia #2,632 In Less Than 25 Words: The Best Hot Dog In San Francisco Why, friend, you want the beef foot long from Nick Cavelli's cart down by Pier 42. Comes on a fresh sourdough roll. Delicious!
Squints McGraw, Public Investigator
...he was good at his job The Doclopedia #2,631 In Less Than 25 Words: Dorsey The Fence Joe Dorsey was a dealer in stolen goods. He betrayed a popular thief to the mob. Now he's part of Interstate 10.
Quick Opinions
...and wry humor The Doclopedia #2,630 Legendary Snakes: Ophidius The super villain known as Ophidius is one of the most dangerous villains on SuperEarth 6. A genius criminal mastermind who has the ability to transform into any sort of snake he can imagine, he is also the leader of the Snake People of Dirox 4, … Continue reading Quick Opinions
The Wizard Of Gauze
...he was an Army medic The Doclopedia #2,629 Legendary Snakes: The Dragon Eater On Fantasy Earth 455, there are many dragons. They range in size from 30 feet long to 90 feet long. They are all very smart, very powerful, and almost the apex predator on that planet. Almost. The snake known as the Dragon … Continue reading The Wizard Of Gauze
Hercules Against The Giants
...starring Steve Reeves The Doclopedia #2,628 Legendary Snakes: The Snake God Of Venus When the Royal Astronautical Society's 1885 mission to Venus landed on that hot, swampy planet, one of the first things the natives told them about was the Snake God. According to the natives, the Snake God was 300 feet long, always hungry, … Continue reading Hercules Against The Giants
The Things I Do To Please These Dogs
...two words: dog rice The Doclopedia #2,627 Legendary Snakes: Larry Larry is the biggest rattlesnake in the world, at 8 feet 10 inches long. He is also one of the oldest snakes in the world, at age 50. Finally, he is way smarter than any other reptile. In fact, he's probably as smart as your … Continue reading The Things I Do To Please These Dogs
The Crazy Nutty, Yet Very Stupid, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The D&D OGL
...co-starring her GM, Mickey Silva The Doclopedia #2,626 Legendary Snakes: The Golden Viper Sought after by treasure hunters and archaeologists for 150 years, the Golden Viper is an artifact of great value and mystery. Supposedly made in India somewhere around 1610, the piece shows a viper about 3 feet long draped over a human skull. … Continue reading The Crazy Nutty, Yet Very Stupid, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The D&D OGL
The Five Blue Budgies Fight A Cat
...and they won The Doclopedia #2,625 Legendary Snakes: The Butt Snake It should come as no surprise that as reports of pet snakes escaping and coming up through toilets were published in newspapers and covered on other media, that an urban legend would arise. And it has. Although details vary widely from city to city, … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Fight A Cat
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