...but he's willing to make a guess . Become a Patron! Because all the cool kids are doing it. . The Doclopedia #1,822 Pulp Era Villains: The Hooded Hummer . Clad entirely in gray and wearing a hood with just eye holes, the Hooded Hummer took his name from the tuneless humming he did when … Continue reading The Shadow Doesn’t Know
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The Valentine’s Day Romantic, But Also Slightly Spooky, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gerbil Of Doom
...co-starring her cat, Yorick . Become a Patron! And Get Cool PDFs! . The Doclopedia #1,818 Why I Did It...: Bought An Old Schoolhouse Courtesy of Sarah Lyon Well, we bought it because it was cheap. I mean, come on, 25K for a three room schoolhouse on two acres? It was a steal. The main … Continue reading The Valentine’s Day Romantic, But Also Slightly Spooky, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gerbil Of Doom
Ox In A Box, Dog In The Fog
...pig on a rig . Become a Patron! And get cool stuff! . . The Doclopedia #1,816 Why I Did It...: Kicked Out The Windshield Courtesy of Alexia Holder Let's start from the beginning, shall we? I was being pursued by three cars full of KGB agents and their hired gangsters, all heavily armed. We … Continue reading Ox In A Box, Dog In The Fog
That Day We Climbed The Redwood Naked
...poor choices were made . Become a Patron! The Doclopedia #1,814 Ten Things You Did Not Know About: Texas . 1: 15% of Texans secretly rage at the fact that they have to eat avocados from California or Mexico. 2: The state never actually won independence from Mexico and has actually been paying that country … Continue reading That Day We Climbed The Redwood Naked
The True Story Of of Ancient Alien Bigfoot
... it was just Nessie fucking around . Become a Patron! The Doclopedia #1,812 Ten Things You Did Not Know About: The Lunar Colony . 1: Viewed from the Earth, you will see one large (16 kilometer) blue dome surrounded by 8 smaller (8 kilometer) green domes. 2: The blue dome houses the Lunar Lake, … Continue reading The True Story Of of Ancient Alien Bigfoot
Soup Cake!
...everybody loves it . Become a Patron! The Doclopedia #1,810 Ten Things You Did Not Know About: Class 5 Robots . 1: They have two brains! 1 Mark VII Mindmaster and 1 Mark IV Smarty 2: Class 5 Robots are made of steeluminum 3: They are superior in every way to Class 4 Robots 4: … Continue reading Soup Cake!
Make Big Money Taunting English Knniggits
...I'll miss Terry Jones . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,808 Ten Things You Did Not Know About: Godzilla . 1: He suffers from gout 2: He collects Mothra toys 3: His nickname is Zills 4: He did a 4 week run of his one kaiju play, “Tokyo Stomp, off Broadway in 1978 5: … Continue reading Make Big Money Taunting English Knniggits
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Have To Regenerate
...for like, the 8th time that year . Become a Patron! The Doclopedia #1,802 Why I Did It...: Got On The Plane Courtesy of Ginie Murphy Okay, I got on the plane to get away from your mother. Come on, Annie, you know she has a voice like a cheese grater and she sucks they … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Have To Regenerate
Raccoons With Clubs, Badgers With Knives, Foxes With Chains
...it's a rumble in the forest! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,800 Rats: The Kaiju Rat Of Sumatra One of the “lost” Earth 2-S Sherlock Holmes stories, this one was suppressed by Holmes & Watson on the grounds that it would cause worldwide panic. Oddly, this was one of the very few casually … Continue reading Raccoons With Clubs, Badgers With Knives, Foxes With Chains
Pieboy Meets The Mobsters
...and by "meet" I mean "ran like hell from" . Become a Patron! The Doclopedia #1,798 Rats: The Servants Of Lorga You ask me about Lorga, so I will tell you what I know. He is a vampire and has lived here in Poland for the last 275 years. Before that, I cannot say, though … Continue reading Pieboy Meets The Mobsters
The 29 Things You Should Never Buy
...#4: severed human heads . The Doclopedia #1,791 People with Swords: Samurai Monkey . In the Country of the Animals, there are many evildoers who flaunt the laws of Emperor Gorilla. Samurai Monkey is the swordsman charged with punishing these miscreants. With his two swords and his great skill in battle, he deals out swift … Continue reading The 29 Things You Should Never Buy
This Is Probably Just A Dream
...wakey wakey . The Doclopedia #1,789 People With Swords: Melanna the Magnificent . It was after her very first trip into a dungeon, as part of a fairly large party of adventurers, that Melanna decided that just knowing how to cast spells was not enough. After all, once a Wizard uses up their daily allowance … Continue reading This Is Probably Just A Dream
Not In This Issue: Pogo Sticks, How To Cook Veal, Skunks And Easter Bonnets
...next month, easter bonnets for sure . The Doclopedia #1,786 People With Swords: The Clockwork Swordsman . Nobody knows who built the Clockwork Swordsman, but there are reliable reports that he has been around for at least 200 years. Since the Swordsman himself cannot speak, he can’t confirm or deny any of the reports. You … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Pogo Sticks, How To Cook Veal, Skunks And Easter Bonnets
I Can Turn Water Into Wind
...fucking typo! . The Doclopedia #1,780 Spies: Circe LeBeaux . Circe is a freelancer who works for whoever pays her…and she’s not inexpensive. She uses seduction on men (and some women) whenever she can, but is also very well versed in all of the other tricks of the spy trade. Although she doesn’t like doing … Continue reading I Can Turn Water Into Wind
Moss Is The Key!
...nope, know idea where that came from . The Doclopedia # 1,778 My Earliest RPG Characters: Willy Wabbit Madcap Toon Muscle: 7 Smarts: 9 Zip: 8 Chutzpah: 9 Shticks: Quick Change/Disguise, Bag of Many Things Beliefs & Goals: Everybody else is a chump, so you can feel free to mess with them. Being crazy is … Continue reading Moss Is The Key!
Mr. Porkwaffle Finds A Treasure
...and gets taxed for it . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,776 My Earliest RPG Characters: Sir Mallard Gloranthan Duck Knight Strength: -1 Constitution: +1 Dexterity: +2 Intelligence: +1 Wisdom: +1 Charisma: +1 Advantages: Small and Quick, Brave, Noble Disadvantages: Arrogant, Different (he’s a Duck), Short Powers/Gifts: None Primary Skills: Shortsword +1, Short Bow +1, Dodge +2 Background: Sir … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Finds A Treasure
Chapter 881: In Which Young Nell, Passing As A Teenage Boy, Joins The British Navy
...pretty sure she hasn't heard of rum, the lash and buggery . The Doclopedia #1,774 My Earliest RPG Characters: Brother Willow Monk Strength: +2 Constitution: +2 Dexterity: +4 Intelligence: +1 Wisdom: +2 Charisma: +1 Advantages: Low Profile, High Pain Threshold, Unfazeable Disadvantages: Too Trusting, Will Not Use Weapons (other than his walking staff), Foreigner Powers/Gifts: Enhanced Speed (+1 … Continue reading Chapter 881: In Which Young Nell, Passing As A Teenage Boy, Joins The British Navy
Hey! It’s The Funny Hat Guys!
...those wacky guys in their crazy hats . The Doclopedia #1,772 Aliens: Grikk . Grikk (his proper name is Grikkkkkkkikikkkkkakkkikakorrrkakorkik) is a District Leader of the Wrok (proper name: Wrokokaaakakikiokarkarkikokik) species of aliens from the planet Renzeb 4. The Wrok first came to Earth 120,000 years ago and have been living here quite contentedly ever … Continue reading Hey! It’s The Funny Hat Guys!
Big Tiny And His All Cat Orchestra
...meow! . The Doclopedia #1,768 Aliens: Dweeno . Dweeno is 12 inches tall and looks for all the world like a stuffed teddy bear. He has a very sweet disposition and everyone who meets him likes him. Dweeno is also a very accomplished quantum drive mechanic and can brew a wonderfully potent ale that his … Continue reading Big Tiny And His All Cat Orchestra
Frantic Muskrats Trampled My Begonias
...it was just terrible . The Doclopedia #1,766 Aliens: Lorigal . Lorigal is the sole surviving member of the ZhuKot race. When the various slave races rose up and destroyed the ZhuKoth, Lorigal was barely able to escape. Unfortunately, his ship developed an instability in it’s hyperdrive and he had to abandon ship in a … Continue reading Frantic Muskrats Trampled My Begonias
Not The Worst We Could Do
...but not for lack of trying . The Doclopedia #1,764 Six Rumors I Heard...: In The Castle . 1: Did you hear? The King and Queen had quite the row last night and now he is going off to his hunting lodge for a week, no doubt to practice his bum kissing for when he … Continue reading Not The Worst We Could Do
You Can’t Potty Train A Hippo
...trust me, just don't even try . The Doclopedia #1,760 Six Rumors I Heard...: In The Tavern . 1: Them damn orcs is back up in the woods near the Old King's Road. Maybe a dozen of 'em. 2: Tisyna the barmaid is getting' ready to leave town with that elf fella that's been playin' … Continue reading You Can’t Potty Train A Hippo
A Bucket Of Barbecued Fleems And A Glass Of Yak Milk
...Mmmmm, tasty . The Doclopedia #1,758 Average Janes & Joes: Joe Turk . Aged 20, Joe Turk is the youngest chef in San Francisco. He works at BingBong Cafe, a Korean/Cajun fusion restaurant on Polk Street. He gets rave reviews and is probably the reason BingBong got a Michelin star last year. Joe looks younger … Continue reading A Bucket Of Barbecued Fleems And A Glass Of Yak Milk
The 4th Grade Spitball War Of 1964
...fighting was fierce until the teacher walked in . The Doclopedia #1,756 Average Janes & Joes: Joe Pyznowski . This Joe is the owner of J. P. Fresh Fish, and when they say fresh, they aren't kidding. The freshwater fish, shrimp, oysters and clams they sell all come from their own aquaculture farm one mile … Continue reading The 4th Grade Spitball War Of 1964
The Yellow Pixie Problem
...they're supposed to be green . The Doclopedia #1,754 Average Janes & Joes: Joe Ferdman . A respected Animal Control Officer in Wisconsin on Earth 378-H, Joe Ferdman is a common sight around the more rural areas of the state. He's been at the job for 30 years now and has trapped everything from forest … Continue reading The Yellow Pixie Problem
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