...and goats rowing boats . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,298 ​Things: Swifty The Hoverboard A long time surfer and skateboarder, Reuben Hoover has recently purchased a hoverboard from SJC Industries. Unlike the fire prone mock hoverboards of our reality, this hoverboard actually counters gravity to stay about 6 inches off the ground. The … Continue reading Dogs Rolling Logs, Pigs Dancing Jigs, Cats Wearing Hats →

...it's been years! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,295 ​Things: The Pool Of The Maiden/El Estanque De La Doncella In a small park about 4 miles from the Haunted Graveyard, there is a beautiful little pond. In the center of the pond, there is a statue of a young woman, standing and crying, … Continue reading Stinky Peterson Rides Again! →

...on foot, broke, but smiling . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,292 ​Things: The Living Crystal Description: A translucent pale pink crystal, flat, smooth, about 3 inches thick and a foot across. It contains no flaws whatsoever. It is heavier than it looks. Background: The Living Crystal (TLC from here on) is very old, … Continue reading Chapter 2: In Which Our Hero Loses His Virginity, His Horse, And His Last Shilling →

...his new job at a wine company . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,289 ​Things: The Big Eye This is where things get really strange in Round Valley. Once in a while, when conditions are right, people have seen a huge eyeball floating in one place or moving around through the air. Now, by … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Learns To Soak Corks →

...what have you got to lose? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,286 ​Things: Luke The Uke Description: Luke is a tenor ukulele made of Hawaiian koa wood that is stained red, orange and yellow. His original maker is unknown, but Luke is at least 105 years old as of 2020. Luke is also … Continue reading New Gnu News →