...hey, even delicious ocean fish need love The Doclopedia #243 Altered (United) States: Kansas  "Totally warped" In most respects, the Kansas of Earth 77 is exactly like our own Kansas, except for the warp holes that connect Kansas to 83 other places on the planet. There were no spatial anomalies anywhere in Kansas or anyplace … Continue reading Cuddly Codfish →

...and it involves Sean Connery and a hot tub full of raspberry jelly The Doclopedia #242 Altered (United) States: Iowa   Mutants R Us! After the brave warriors of the Terran Defense Force fought off the third invasion attempt (August, 2144) by the Venusian Reptoids, it was found that Reptoid terrorists had managed to release … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Has A Dream →

... yum yum!   The Doclopedia #237 Altered (United) States: Georgia   The Dragon State The Tourism Board of Georgia welcomes you to our fair state, the Dragon State! We are glad that you have chosen to spend your vacation here and are taking one of our world famous tours of the Dragon Homelands. Below … Continue reading Peach Jam On A Biscuit →

...cute little old brain eatin' ladies The Doclopedia #236 Altered (United) States: Florida  “Mother Nature Lives Here” Florida was discovered in 1513 by Juan Ponce de Leon. Unfortunately, during his voyage around the peninsula of the state, he did something to piss off the living spirit of the great Everglades. By the time he sailed … Continue reading Attack Of The Zombie Grannies →

...co-starring her British cousin, Alfie The Doclopedia #235 Altered (United) States: Delaware   “Evil Geniuses welcome here!” Well, the above pretty much says it all, doesn't it? The fact is that starting in 1880, the tiny state of Delaware began allowing Mad Scientists and Evil Geniuses to set up shop in the state as long … Continue reading The Most Singular Tale Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Murder On The Moors →

...or a vampire. Whatever. The Doclopedia #233 Altered (United) States: Colorado  "Home of the REAL Rocky Mountain High"   Ask anyone you might meet, regardless of their country of origin, what they know about Colorado and they'll almost always say “Rocky Mountain High”. And they aren't talking about that song by John Denver, either. The … Continue reading If Bleeding Persists, Call Your Doctor →

...to sold out shows! The Doclopedia #232 Altered (United) States: California "Hooray For Hollyweird" It all started in March of 2001 when a big gathering of Tinseltown movers and shakers were shown the latest creation of Mad Science Labs Inc. The famous computer game/movie SFX/robotics company trotted out a dozen of the most sophisticated robots … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Hit Broadway →

...my money is on the storks The Doclopedia #231 Altered (United) States: Arkansas: The Haunted State On this particular Earth, paranormal phenomena are abundant and the state of Arkansas has more ghosts that anyplace else on the planet. While the majority of ghosts are found in the mountainous western portion of the state, there are … Continue reading Dorks Versus Storks →

...or tell jokes The Doclopedia #230 Altered (United) States: Arizona: Aliens Welcome Here! Arizona, the Grand Canyon state, was admitted to the union on February 14th, 1912. Six months later, the first beings from another world landed just outside Tombstone and proclaimed their peaceful intentions. Eight months later, a different species from the same planet … Continue reading Giant Squid Never Kid →

...but we may have an article on top hats The Doclopedia #229 Altered (United) States: Alaska: The Real Bear Flag Republic When the first human beings entered North America via the Bering Land Bridge, they were already quite familiar with the bears of Asia and Siberia. Unfortunately, that did nothing to get them ready for … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Economic News, Thai Cooking Hints Or Cat Toy Reviews →

...you can imagine what kind of eggs they lay The Doclopedia #228 Altered (United) States: Alabama: Better Living Through Chemistry The year was 1875 and Marcus Green and his brother Argus we inventors in Montgomery, Alabama. On March 17th of that year, Marcus built his first steam powered plowing and seeding machine. It would, he … Continue reading Giant Golden Geese →

...starring Frankie Avalon, Annette Funicello and 43 cats Ok, folks, here is the final post for The Undead. Starting tomorrow: Altered (United) States. The Doclopedia #227 The Undead: Ragnar, The Ultimate Skeleton Ragnar was the most feared of all the Howling Horde. He stood 7'3" tall, was as strong as any 3 normal men and … Continue reading Surf Cats A-Go-Go →

...and ended up getting 4 back to back life sentences. The Doclopedia #226 The Undead: Buck Scales Back in 1986, Buck was at Daytona Bike Week when he met this cute little Cuban honey named Marita. She invited him back to her place and he took her up on it. Once they got there, it … Continue reading Video Killed The Radio Star, The Movie Star, The Crooked Cop And The Reporter →

...oh yes, they were very good indeed The Doclopedia #225 The Undead: Ralph Houseman, Ghost On The Go Back in 1940, when he was a 25 year old newlywed, Ralph built one of those little "teardrop" trailers. He and his wife, Betty, used it for vacations to all parts of the U.S. Later, when the … Continue reading Three Good Girls On A Camping Trip →

...yeah, I wasn't even trying on that one (A note about the numbering here: Grace has informed me that I misnumbered twice some months ago, so this entry has been numbered to reflect that) The Doclopedia #224 The Undead:  Nelly Foxworth, Grim Reaper Nelly died in London in 1901 at the tender age of 22. … Continue reading Vanilla Mice →