...those gals can swing it Holy shit! Apparently, in my miserabley sick & drug affected state, I never actually posted Tuesday's 365 post! Well, here it is along with the late Wednesdat post. The Doclopedia #35 Power Suits: The Super Suit The Super Suit looks just like a very high end men's or women's business … Continue reading Verna Milligan And Her All Waitress Orchestra
Author: Doc Cross
I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.
The Trees In Your Neighborhood Want To Eat Your Flesh
...enjoy your next nighttime walk The Doclopedia #34 Power Suits: Project Rampage From 2021 to 2046, the big thing in military & police hardware was power armor. Ranging from the basic defensive grunt version that merely gave excellent defense and a bit of augmented strength to the amazing jetsuits that could singlehandedly reduce … Continue reading The Trees In Your Neighborhood Want To Eat Your Flesh
B For Bandana
...not written by Alan Moore The Doclopedia #33 Power Suits: Powered Armorsuit Dragonfire The MW/44 powered armorsuit (code name: Dragonfire) was a government project built by the Yamato Corporation for the New Japan military. The basic idea was to construct a weapon that could be used to fight the Demon Robots that were … Continue reading B For Bandana
The Rare And Beautiful Gooey Wallaby Of Potawango Island
...cute, but way sticky Yo! Power Suit Week continues! Two posts below! I'm off to bed cos 3:45 AM is gonna hit me hard! The Doclopedia #31 Power Suits: The Stealth Suit The Stealth Suit was invented by that noted French gadgeteer known only as “Z”, who from 1919 to 1940 would invent … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Gooey Wallaby Of Potawango Island
The Girl Who Sold Unicorn Juice
...don't ask, just drink it really fast No Doclopedia post on Friday, so there will be two on Saturday. But you already knew that, didn't you?
How To Give A Pedicure To A Mink
...Step one: wear bite proof gloves and a face mask. Quick Doc Update Reading: The latest issue of The Mother Earth News Eating: Cream of Wheat Drinking: Hot black tea Watching: The Cooking Channel Growing: Late summer and fall/winter veggies Thinking: About selling Doclopedia PDFs Petting: The Winkerdog Preparing: To go buy a new kitchen … Continue reading How To Give A Pedicure To A Mink
Actually, I CAN Nail Jelly To A Tree
...myth BUSTED! The Doclopedia #30 Power Suits: The Armor Of Victory When things were darkest during the War Against Elves & Men, a group of brave people set out on a last ditch attempt to stop the subjugation of free beings by these two loathsome races. Made up of Dwarves, Gnomes, Kobolds, Orcs, Halflings, … Continue reading Actually, I CAN Nail Jelly To A Tree
The Gods Of Beer Demand An Offering!
...how about some pork rinds? Hot dogs? Pizza? The Doclopedia #29 Power Suits: A-5 Flight Suit On June 23rd, 2001, using alien technology from Area 51, the US government finally perfected a flight suit that would let a human fly without the need of an aircraft. Developed by the ultra secret “Orange Group”, the … Continue reading The Gods Of Beer Demand An Offering!
My Life Among The Dogs That Think They Are Human
...or maybe they think I'm a dog. Whatever. The Doclopedia #28 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: Professor Pilbon's Flying Laboratory It was in the early fall of 1881 that young Professor Archimedes Pilbon decided that having to leave his laboratory to go to various locales on missions for the Queen just … Continue reading My Life Among The Dogs That Think They Are Human
Buzzy Funnies
...or something like that Note: We end the week tomorrow with Professor Pilbon's Flying Laboratory and then we'll start up Power Suits week. The Doclopedia #27 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: The House Of Wonders We have no background at all about the House of Wonders. Historians can trace it back at least … Continue reading Buzzy Funnies
Shelly Could Really Rock The Leaves Off The Tree
...all night long Yeah, I did not post yesterday due to sleepiness. You get two posts today, with the second coming after my bonus 4 hours at work tonight. The Doclopedia #26 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: Quantronico Labs Founded in 2003, Quantronico Labs designs and builds all manner of very specialized … Continue reading Shelly Could Really Rock The Leaves Off The Tree
Winker And Lucy Take A Road Trip
...after stealing Dad's debit card The Doclopedia #25 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: The Golden Moon Ask anyone what the most famous legend of the Galactic Federation is and 99% of the time, regardless of the tech level of the world, the reply will be “the Golden Moon”. This has been … Continue reading Winker And Lucy Take A Road Trip
Baby Got Back Ribs
...Monday, on my porch, in the smoker. The Doclopedia #24 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: The Amazing Mobile Village It has long been a joke that if you give the Society of Inventors enough money, sooner or later they will invent something useful. Well, the kings of the Five Lands gave … Continue reading Baby Got Back Ribs
Sliding Down A Grassy Hill On Cardboard
...man, was that ever fun It is too late and I am too tired to post a Doclopedia entry, so y'all will get TWO tomorrow after I get home from work.
Mr. Porkwaffle Does Not Like The Squishy Rhinoceros
...and he ain't got much love for the Farting Marmosets, either. COMMENT ON THE 365 POSTS, YOU BUNCH OF HOOLIGANS!
Night Of The Yellow Armadillos
... big as minivans, they is! The Doclopedia #23 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: Old Gus & His Party Bus On Earth 48, the superhero Earth, the numbers of heroes & villains is pretty much equal to the DC and Marvel universes combined. You can't swing a radioactive spider without hitting … Continue reading Night Of The Yellow Armadillos
The Kitty Cats Sneak Into Area 51
...and meet alien kitty cats! The Doclopedia #22 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: The HMS Vagabond Thanks to Weird Science and a large budget, the HMS Vagabond is the pride of the Royal Navy...or would be, if anyone outside of a very few knew about it. Instead, it is England's top … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Sneak Into Area 51
Have You Ever Made Love In A Tree?
...Helpful hints: Avoid ones with pitch and ant colonies The Doclopedia #21 Pulp Era Dogs & Cats: Baron Wolf Von Hund Baron Wolf Von Hund was born into a family of wealth and privilege. They spoiled him terribly, but at the same time expected much of him. At a very young age, he … Continue reading Have You Ever Made Love In A Tree?
The 53 Things You Really Need To Know About Cake
...#4: Cake without frosting is just pure old communism. The final Pulp Era Dog will go up later today, but our next Theme Week will be: Places That Don't Stay In One Place And just for your amusement, here is the list of potential Themes I have so far... Big Balls Non-Humanoid Aliens If Gamers … Continue reading The 53 Things You Really Need To Know About Cake
Doc Tempest vs The Mind Wrecker
...from the September, 1954 issue The Doclopedia #20 Pulp Era Dogs & Cats: Bark Savage, The Dog Of Bronze Who is Bark Savage? To the world at large, Bark Savage is a strange mysterious figure of glistening bronze fur and golden eyes. To his amazing co-adventurers (the five greatest brains ever assembled in … Continue reading Doc Tempest vs The Mind Wrecker
Thuggish Quail Intimidated My Rooster
...damn those quail gangbangers! The Doclopedia #19 Pulp Era Dogs & Cats: Ping Ping Throughout Southeast Asia and the islands of the South Pacific, an area filled with more dangers than most people see in a lifetime, one name above all fills the hearts of even the bravest with fear: Ping Ping. Her real … Continue reading Thuggish Quail Intimidated My Rooster
Chapter 245: In Which Our Hero Plays A Crafty Game Of Cards, Befuddles A Vicar And Drinks Gin
...all while looking dashingly good The Doclopedia #18 Pulp Era Dogs & Cats: Aircat Coming Soon to this theater: The Adventures of Aircat! Based upon the actual exploits of the famed feline adventurer! SEE! Aircat and his trusty crew on their secret South Pacific island HQ! THRILL! To the amazing aerial feats they … Continue reading Chapter 245: In Which Our Hero Plays A Crafty Game Of Cards, Befuddles A Vicar And Drinks Gin
The Highly Comedic, But Also Dramatic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Seven Happy Hamsters
...co-starring her 2nd best friend, Annie Axlegrease The Doclopedia #17 Pulp Era Dogs & Cats: El Tigre In the Mexican city of Durango, feline organized crime is rampant. Controlled by the mysterious Senior Jaguar, these bad cats are into everything from extortion to loansharking to murder for hire. The police are either on the payroll … Continue reading The Highly Comedic, But Also Dramatic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Seven Happy Hamsters
For My Next Trick, I’ll Need A Volunteer With A Lot Of Money Who Can Be Easily Confused
...and then, I'll make myself and the money vanish! The Doclopedia #16 Pulp Era Dogs & Cats: Spotty Jones Spotty Jones is a streetwise young pup and the leader of the Barker Street Irregulars, a group of young dogs who prowl the streets of London and often offer choice information to the Great Detective, … Continue reading For My Next Trick, I’ll Need A Volunteer With A Lot Of Money Who Can Be Easily Confused
The Blackberry Jelly That Ate Seattle
...an American International picture Preface: On another Earth, dogs and cats are at least as intelligent as we humans and prone to all the same virtues and faults. They can also make & use tools, despite lacking opposable thumbs. This week, we examine some of the more interesting canine & feline residents of the 1930's. … Continue reading The Blackberry Jelly That Ate Seattle
