Fishburger Soup

...with extra roe Dundracon 2008 Part 4 Flea market has so far offered nothing I want to spend $$ on...bought the Inn Fighting card/dice game for $5.00 in the Dealer's Room...played the Graverobbers from Outer Space card game and it was mucho fun...eating chow as I type this...CoC game in a short while...hot food for … Continue reading Fishburger Soup →

It’s All Fun And Games Until A Head Goes Up A Butt

...TOON, ya gotta love it Dundracon 2008 Part 3 Toon game went very well...actually ran 2 adventures...many violent interactions of an anally intrusive nature in both...much laughing...finished up at 2:00 AM...fell into my bed...woke up at 7:15 AM...eating my Cap'n Crunch before tea...will hit flea market in half an hour...more blogging soon

French Toast Served On A French Girl

...ahh, memories, memories Dundracon 2008 Part 2: Got here at 1:30...waited 45 minutes for our room to be cleaned...for some reason, my computer decides to fart in the general direction of the hotels high speed access...after 4 attempts, finally got a decent connection using dial up...ate sammies and chips and such in room...met many friends...contemplating … Continue reading French Toast Served On A French Girl →

Doc Tempest VS The Robotic Dinosaurs Of Doctor Loveless

...from the June, 1957 issue Dundracon 2008: Chapter 1 Ok, so I'm awake, fed, relaxed and about to start the last bit of packing before I load up the Docmobile. I reckon I'll be outta here about 11:30 so I can gas up before driving to woodland to pick up my pal, Arn, and then … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Robotic Dinosaurs Of Doctor Loveless →

It Was Like Stuffing A Marshmallow Into A Piggy Bank

...mostly because they were drunk nervous virgins AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dundracon is tomorrow and I still have 5,391 things to do! My fucking cell phone chose today to die! I'm still feeling blah, but not sick! I have to deliver a shitload of pizzas to a crazy bitch today! My head is exploding! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In other news, … Continue reading It Was Like Stuffing A Marshmallow Into A Piggy Bank →

Thundering Herds Of Pig Faced Orcs

...lots of XP there, my friends Hells Belles, I haven't exactly been Posty McPostypants this month, have I? I shall try to get back up to speed. I should have daily posts from Dundracon this weekend. Anyway, on to the reportage about my Sunday. It was all about the roleplaying, baby. The CoC game was … Continue reading Thundering Herds Of Pig Faced Orcs →

Bucky & Squint Take A Ride On The CatBus

...and then go drinking with Totoro This Just In: California Man Almost Feels Great. No Film At 11:00 Well, my week long session of "feel yucky, but never really get sick" seems to be winding down. I suspect that most of this was caused by a combination of low grade ear infection, several nights of … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Take A Ride On The CatBus →

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Scorched Mirth Policy

...blah blah blah Just a quickie here to let y'all know I'm not dead or abandoning LJ. For whatever reason, I've felt drained and kinda crappy these last 3-4 days. No energy, but also no real illness to speak of. It's like I'm running on half power. Hopefully, I'll be powered up soon and able … Continue reading Scorched Mirth Policy →

The Totally Surprising, Yet Very Comforting, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Six Gay Lemurs

...co-starring her Grandma Trixie I have been pretty lazy about commenting upon the LJ entries of most of you, My Beloved Readers. To rectify this error, I present the following multiple choice generic comment list. Please choose one or two that best fit your recent LJ entries. 1: LOL 2: I'm sorry to hear that. … Continue reading The Totally Surprising, Yet Very Comforting, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Six Gay Lemurs →

Chapter 102: In Which Our Hero Runs Afoul Of The Law, Trains A Duck To Waltz And Finally Beds Lucy

...it was a very clever duck What I did on my birthday well, for starters, I got up at 6 AM in the morning in order to be ready for my 8 AM appointment with my Orthopedist. He had some X rays taken of my fucked up right wrist and determined that... A: When I … Continue reading Chapter 102: In Which Our Hero Runs Afoul Of The Law, Trains A Duck To Waltz And Finally Beds Lucy →

A Study Of The Drinking Habits Of The California Free Range Celtic White Boy

...it's all very scientific Ok, so I'm pretty drunk right now. But what the fuck, it'll be my birthday in less than an hour. Unless things change alot overnight, I'll be eating Thai food for my Birthday Lunch. I have no idea what else I'll do, aside from going to see a doctor about my … Continue reading A Study Of The Drinking Habits Of The California Free Range Celtic White Boy →

The Five Blue Budgies Cook Mexican Food

...and go a bit heavy on the chiles Free Website Design Critiques Hey, y'all, My Sweet Angel, Grace, AKA _lythande is trying to establish a little sideline business reviewing folks website designs. To start out, and earn some street cred, she'll be doing some for free. And she'll do company websites, too. Anyway, click on … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Cook Mexican Food →

Never Turn Your Back On A Wet Winkerdog

...lest she try to climb onto your lap As you might guess from the above, The Girls are now freshly washed and about 90% dry. They smell like wet dogs and vanilla scented shampoo. And now, because I'm bored, the 50 Things meme. 1. Do you like blue cheese? Yep 2. Have you ever smoked … Continue reading Never Turn Your Back On A Wet Winkerdog →

Sneaking A Ride In a Truck Full Of Cattle

...from Barstow to San Diego, 1971 Doc Update Yesterday was all about running hither and yon on errands with Grace. Part of our errands included stopping at a huge thrift store that has an equally huge book section. While there, I increased my paperback pulp collection with "Daughter of Fu Manchu" and "The Avenger #23: … Continue reading Sneaking A Ride In a Truck Full Of Cattle →

Return Of The Red Metal Baby Toy

...and all along we thought it was dead Behold! At long last, another Violet episode! On The Road With Violet: In Which A Stealthy Approach Is Used And A Pig Is Underestimated Under cover of the night, our band of brave rescuers slips out of the marsh and onto the fairly well cleaned up outskirts … Continue reading Return Of The Red Metal Baby Toy →

Dr. Tachyon Comes To Dinner

...once he returned from Takis, of course Quick Stuff Heath Ledger Is Dead: Looks as tho it was an accidental overdose. Tragic. He was a fine actor. His death will make watching The Dark Knight a bittersweet experience. Life After People: Watched and very much enjoyed this show on History Channel. Folks, most of the … Continue reading Dr. Tachyon Comes To Dinner →

Zero Cool Polar Bears

...are there any other kind? Doc's Weekend Update Well, it was a pretty mellow weekend, all things considered. Saturday was pretty much all taking The Girls to the dog park, then me going to see "Cloverfield" (which Grace had no interest in seeing), and then some gardening...or rather, attempted gardening. See, when I went out … Continue reading Zero Cool Polar Bears →

The 47 Things You Should Never Touch With Your Tongue

...#5: Fire Cloverfield Review Just got back from seeing this new giant monster movie. It was not bad, but it was sure as hell not great. The first 10-15 minutes, which are used to establish various relationships between a bunch of 20 something New York urbanites, could easily have been cut to maybe 5 minutes. … Continue reading The 47 Things You Should Never Touch With Your Tongue →

The Most Dangerous Baby Duck In The World

...but he's sooooo cuuuute Not much to report from Dr. Cross' Luxury Spa For Spoiled Basset Hounds. I have, after far too long, gotten back into using the treadmill. So far, I'm up to two 15 minute sessions a day, but I add a minute or two every day, so by my birthday (the 29th) … Continue reading The Most Dangerous Baby Duck In The World →

The Hot Dog Creatures From Planet Z

...in Technicolor Here is the latest Violet post, with a new and improved style of chapter titling. On The Road With Violet: In Which Our Heroine Does Some Thinking, A Fight Breaks Out And News Of The Village Arrives Upon awakening quite early on the morning of her sixth day at the Ogre Brothers home, … Continue reading The Hot Dog Creatures From Planet Z →

The Last Lap Dance Of Candy The Cat

...no, she wasn't a real feline Television Note Next Monday, the History Channel is going to show a 2 hour program called "Life After Us". The basic premise is what would happen to all of the human artifacts if we all disappeared from the planet. It looks to be a pretty fascinating show. I'm not … Continue reading The Last Lap Dance Of Candy The Cat →

The Monkey Who Won The Lottery

...he bought like, $2,000,000.00 worth of bananas Jeez, my writing impulses really got a beatdown by my S.A.D. these past couple of days. Getting a hefty beer buzz on Friday night didn't help, either. Ah well, the sun came out today and I'm feeling pretty good. Daisy and the Game that was Afoot We took … Continue reading The Monkey Who Won The Lottery →

Mr. Porkwaffle Goes To The Disco

...and dances the night away Damn...I got a shitty night's sleep on Wednesday, so last night I was too tired and fuzzy minded to do another post. I'll try to crank out another Violet post tonight. Short Doc Oriented Lists Ok, gang, here are a bunch of short lists about stuff concerning me. Feel free … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Goes To The Disco →

The Thrilling Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Rocky Mountain Monster

...from the January, 1902 issue On The Road With Violet: Making Marsh Music For a moment, Violet and Verity just stare at the Ogre brothers. Then Violet says... "No, I'm afraid I don't play the saxophone. I do play the harmonica a bit." Jake nods and puffs his stogie. "Well, that's something. We'll have to … Continue reading The Thrilling Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Rocky Mountain Monster →