...do you think I'm kidding? The Doclopedia #52 Things That Blow Up Real Good: Halfling Fireball Eggs There have been very few halfling wizards over the last couple of millenia, but there is one whose name will forever be remembered: Poldo Farmer. Born the 3rd child and second son of old Nodwell “Noddy” … Continue reading Don’t Make Me Stop This Reality And Come Back There, You Kids!
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The Adventure Of The Laughing Cheesemonger
...one of Sherlock Holmes' strangest cases The Doclopedia #51 Things That Blow Up Real Good: Woolongi Lizards At around 16 inches long, chubby of form and colored brown & tan to look like a rock, the Woolongi Lizards fit right in with their Australian outback home. They eat a wide variety of insects … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Laughing Cheesemonger
Wild Musk Oxen Destroyed My Herb Garden
...I chased them off with a flaming newspaper The Doclopedia #50 Things That Blow Up Real Good: Canadian Time Bombs On another Earth, in 1990, Canadian scientists working at a top secret lab found a way to make a bit of very rare crystal resonate in such a way that it altered the … Continue reading Wild Musk Oxen Destroyed My Herb Garden
Dice Addicts Anonymous
...my name is Doc and I'm a diceaholic Here now, the finish to our first Retro 365 week. Starting tomorrow: Things That Blow Up Real Good Week The Doclopedia #49 Dogs & Cats Living Together: Weenie and Bill Weenie is a fat female Miniature Dachshund and Bill is a scroungy looking male cat … Continue reading Dice Addicts Anonymous
Chapter 60: In Which Our Hero, Disguised As A Trollop, Invades The Castle
...thank goodness for horny nobles The Doclopedia #48 Our pair today live in a fantasy type world, where they are quite the spirited pets. Dogs & Cats Living Together: Abigail & Charmaine Abigail and Charmaine are the pets of a powerful sorceress who lives in a castle deep in a very dense forest. Abby is a … Continue reading Chapter 60: In Which Our Hero, Disguised As A Trollop, Invades The Castle
Six Redheads In A VW Bug
...talk about your recipe for disaster Today's Doclopedia post! Late, but not too late! The Doclopedia #47 Dogs & Cats Living Together: Delbert Dogge & Conrad Catt Delbert is a rather obese Basset Hound. This stems from his obsessive love of human food. Although he might look a bit dim, Delbert is a pretty smart … Continue reading Six Redheads In A VW Bug
The Rather Creepy, Yet Strangely Educational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Magic Booger
...featuring her trained pigeon, Hazel The Doclopedia #45 This pair of vagabonds serve a higher power. Dogs & Cats Living Together: Mittens and Scruffy Scruffy is a Border Terrier. His coat is brown with a few dark patches on his ears and the tip of his tail. Mittens is a medium sized, black with white feet … Continue reading The Rather Creepy, Yet Strangely Educational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Magic Booger
Blortsquaffle
...not a real word Yes, I'm behind again on the Doclopedia thing. Two posts tomorrow. Really.
Doc Tempest And The Vanishing Children
...from the March, 1939 issue Yo! Homies! I gotta question... A spiffy PDF with 70 or so of my 365 entries in it, expanded and maybe revised a bit...divided into sections on People, Places & Things...plus maybe 14 all new entries...no art cos I can't afford it unless it is totally 100% free (and, of … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Vanishing Children
You Got A D20 Stuck Where?
...tonight on: Embarrassing Gamer Stories I am now caught up! YAY ME! The Doclopedia #44 Dogs & Cats Living Together: Thomas and Candy As we all know, there are people in the world who can assume animal shapes. We call them shapeshifters or lycanthropes. In the animal world, there are those who can assume human … Continue reading You Got A D20 Stuck Where?
A Wading Pool Full Of Beer
...how else can you do beer wrestling? At long last, I begin the next theme week...and it's a blast from 2006 (expanded and revised). The Doclopedia #43 Dogs & Cats Living Together: Spock & Bones Spock the Rottwieller and Bones the Russian Blue are the pets of the Abernathy family, most of whom are die … Continue reading A Wading Pool Full Of Beer
Appearing For Three Nights Only: The Flying Spanaducci Sisters
...two drink minimum WHEW! This entry took awhile to write. The Doclopedia #42 Steampunk Grrlz: Andromeda Andropoulis On Steampunk Earth #6, Professor James Moriarty was the Napoleon of Crime. Note the use of the past tense, because on a very early spring morning in 1889, Moriarty and several members of his gang were … Continue reading Appearing For Three Nights Only: The Flying Spanaducci Sisters
Attack Of The Atomic Zombie Women From Planet X
...in 3D! Gaaahh! Such a couple of days I've had! Here are two 365 posts, which still leaves me behind on posting. May do a third tonight or do two tomorrow. The Doclopedia #40 Steampunk Grrlz: Professor Elisa Sandoval At the Spanish Paranormal Research Institute, no Field Investigator is more respected or feared … Continue reading Attack Of The Atomic Zombie Women From Planet X
Green Meatballs And Blue Spaghetti
...kids love it! May not get the second post up today, but here is one. Don't judge me! The Doclopedia #39 Steampunk Grrlz: Captain Pari of the Solar Service Employee Name: Vanindala Parinomiritikul Country of Origin: Olpudarabilux Prefecture, Mars Date of Birth: October 11, 1920 Race: Human/Martian Sex: Female Age: 41 Height: 6'10” … Continue reading Green Meatballs And Blue Spaghetti
How To Eat Fried Watermelon
...it's trickier than you might think Ok, only one Doclopedia post today because it's my early night for hitting the sack. Two posts tomorrow or I'll refund your purchase price! The Doclopedia #38 Steampunk Grrlz: Molly O'My First off, Molly's last name is not really “O'My”. She took that surname partly to distance herself … Continue reading How To Eat Fried Watermelon
Not In This Post: Gooseberry Jam, Hemerocallis thunbergii, newts or wheat gluten
...but there might be a few soybeans The Doclopedia #37 Steampunk Grrlz: The Amazing Little Sindy It was the summer of 1889 that the noted scientific team of Walter Morell and Kendall Bellflower found themselves confronted by two terrible facts: Kendall's daughter, Sindell was dying from a terrible form of skin cancer and … Continue reading Not In This Post: Gooseberry Jam, Hemerocallis thunbergii, newts or wheat gluten
Verna Milligan And Her All Waitress Orchestra
...those gals can swing it Holy shit! Apparently, in my miserabley sick & drug affected state, I never actually posted Tuesday's 365 post! Well, here it is along with the late Wednesdat post. The Doclopedia #35 Power Suits: The Super Suit The Super Suit looks just like a very high end men's or women's business … Continue reading Verna Milligan And Her All Waitress Orchestra
The Trees In Your Neighborhood Want To Eat Your Flesh
...enjoy your next nighttime walk The Doclopedia #34 Power Suits: Project Rampage From 2021 to 2046, the big thing in military & police hardware was power armor. Ranging from the basic defensive grunt version that merely gave excellent defense and a bit of augmented strength to the amazing jetsuits that could singlehandedly reduce … Continue reading The Trees In Your Neighborhood Want To Eat Your Flesh
B For Bandana
...not written by Alan Moore The Doclopedia #33 Power Suits: Powered Armorsuit Dragonfire The MW/44 powered armorsuit (code name: Dragonfire) was a government project built by the Yamato Corporation for the New Japan military. The basic idea was to construct a weapon that could be used to fight the Demon Robots that were … Continue reading B For Bandana
The Rare And Beautiful Gooey Wallaby Of Potawango Island
...cute, but way sticky Yo! Power Suit Week continues! Two posts below! I'm off to bed cos 3:45 AM is gonna hit me hard! The Doclopedia #31 Power Suits: The Stealth Suit The Stealth Suit was invented by that noted French gadgeteer known only as “Z”, who from 1919 to 1940 would invent … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Gooey Wallaby Of Potawango Island
The Girl Who Sold Unicorn Juice
...don't ask, just drink it really fast No Doclopedia post on Friday, so there will be two on Saturday. But you already knew that, didn't you?
How To Give A Pedicure To A Mink
...Step one: wear bite proof gloves and a face mask. Quick Doc Update Reading: The latest issue of The Mother Earth News Eating: Cream of Wheat Drinking: Hot black tea Watching: The Cooking Channel Growing: Late summer and fall/winter veggies Thinking: About selling Doclopedia PDFs Petting: The Winkerdog Preparing: To go buy a new kitchen … Continue reading How To Give A Pedicure To A Mink
Actually, I CAN Nail Jelly To A Tree
...myth BUSTED! The Doclopedia #30 Power Suits: The Armor Of Victory When things were darkest during the War Against Elves & Men, a group of brave people set out on a last ditch attempt to stop the subjugation of free beings by these two loathsome races. Made up of Dwarves, Gnomes, Kobolds, Orcs, Halflings, … Continue reading Actually, I CAN Nail Jelly To A Tree
The Gods Of Beer Demand An Offering!
...how about some pork rinds? Hot dogs? Pizza? The Doclopedia #29 Power Suits: A-5 Flight Suit On June 23rd, 2001, using alien technology from Area 51, the US government finally perfected a flight suit that would let a human fly without the need of an aircraft. Developed by the ultra secret “Orange Group”, the … Continue reading The Gods Of Beer Demand An Offering!
My Life Among The Dogs That Think They Are Human
...or maybe they think I'm a dog. Whatever. The Doclopedia #28 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: Professor Pilbon's Flying Laboratory It was in the early fall of 1881 that young Professor Archimedes Pilbon decided that having to leave his laboratory to go to various locales on missions for the Queen just … Continue reading My Life Among The Dogs That Think They Are Human
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