...from the October, 1971 issue (the first Doc Tempest/Doctor Who crossover) HooHaa! It's going to be sunny and in the 70's today, so as soon as I finish this Bigass Mug O' Tea, I'm out of this house for the day! No going online, no writing, no housework! Nope, I'm taking my faithful hounds to … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Time Lord
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12 Gallons Of Lemming Juice
...yes, from fresh squeezed lemmings The Arrested Meme This ought to be good:) If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was there for? Answer me, then post this in your own journal (or not) to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.
How To Cook A Porcupine
...they do taste like both pork and pine Stuff...now with added vitamins & minerals 1: Because, like most gamers and all Gamemasters, I'm mad as a hatter, I've signed up for an account at Epic Words. If you've not heard of it, it is a new site that allows people to play in and GM … Continue reading How To Cook A Porcupine
Steampunk Dogs, Clockwork Cats, Magical Mice
...it's a Castle Falkenstein menagerie Yo, Veterans! To all of my fellow veterans and active duty personnel, especially to those serving in country right now, I say "Thank You". And to all of the miserable fucking right wing chicken hawks like Dickhead Cheney and Lardass Limbaugh, I say "Fuck you, you fucking cowardly pukes."
Jet Girl Romiko Versus The Insect Mecha Army
...more faux manga Well, Gentle Readers, the combination of overcast skies, cold and unemployment based cabin fever are doing their level best to bring on a visit from Seasonal Affective Disorder. I'm attempting to counter this via a dangerously high caffiene intake, playing with the dogs (who are quite tuckered out just now) and doing … Continue reading Jet Girl Romiko Versus The Insect Mecha Army
Running Naked Through The Jungle With Becky The Jungle Queen
...in Hawaii, 1981 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, iamnikchick! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, GRACE! You will always be My Sweet Little Cherry Cream Filled Eclair Of Love!
Chapter 813: In Which Our Hero, Freshly Tattooed And Pierced, Goes Undercover In The Dukes Dungeon
...and virtue triumphs over perversion, mostly Quick Stuff Got some writing done today, after 195 chores were done. They had another "Lady Heather" episode on CSI last night. Damn, that woman is hot. This Sunday will mark 12 years since Grace and I drove up to Reno and said "I Do". Poverty shall be temporarily … Continue reading Chapter 813: In Which Our Hero, Freshly Tattooed And Pierced, Goes Undercover In The Dukes Dungeon
146 Erotic Uses For Play Doh
...147 if you have an extra nipple Day full of stuff ahead for me, considering I'm one of the Great Unemployed Masses. Writing is about 1/3 of it, and may keep me away from LJ for a few days...or not. We shall see. Along those lines, I may be emailing some of you gaming industry … Continue reading 146 Erotic Uses For Play Doh
Steamed Punks
...angry Victorian musicians? I'm working on a Brewerton Village synopsis (and the final poll) for later today, but to tide you over, here is a crossposting of something I put up on another blog, where the discussion was writers procrastinating. I have expanded it a bit from the original. When I have had writing projects … Continue reading Steamed Punks
Fully Clothed Mole Rats
...rather nattily, in fact Ok, so I'm done with fucking politics for a couple of years. Well, except for one last pressing national question... What breed of puppy should Mr. & Mrs O get for their girls? Now, normally, I'd chime in with "Basset Hound", but at least one of the girls has allergies and … Continue reading Fully Clothed Mole Rats
Congratulations, Mr. Obama
...you did it Well dip me in salsa and call me a corn chip, Obama WON!!!!! And many Republican politicians are soon to be out of a job. Mr. O, you go kick ass and take names, ok? Do a good job and we'll all be here for ya in 2012. Fuck me if I … Continue reading Congratulations, Mr. Obama
The Flying Spanaducci Sisters Raise Hell
...and put a jack under it I'm about halfway drunk here, but I shan't let that stop me from a bit of political blogging. So far, my man O is kicking ass on McBush. YAY! Al Franken is ahead in the Minnesota Senate race. Apparently, God decided not to vote for Elizabeth Dole. The Dems … Continue reading The Flying Spanaducci Sisters Raise Hell
The Eyeball People Are Waiting For You
...they're made up of scary eyeballs A series of short emails from this morning (some names changed for security reasons) From: Padawangirl To: Doccross Good morning, Master Yoda! Don't forget to vote today! From: Doccross To: Padawangirl Hi! Yes, I'll be voting when Grace comes home for lunch. How goes it? From: Padawangirl To: Doccross … Continue reading The Eyeball People Are Waiting For You
The 26 Things You Should Do Before Wrestling An Elk
...#14 is to warm up by wrestling a large goat Another rainy day here, so I didn't do a hell of a lot. Fortunately, my S.A.D. has not kicked in yet, so I'm still a pretty cheery fellow. So far, I've done 17 maps for the game world of our "Magic Returns" series. Each map … Continue reading The 26 Things You Should Do Before Wrestling An Elk
Attack Of The Lemon Verbena
...at least it smells great . My Wild & Misspent Youth: The Cop Car Story . Ok, my little forest friends, at long last, I present… Once upon a time, in the early 1980’s… A beautiful Young Pre-Med Student needed money to attend a prestigious university that she had gained admittance to. She did not … Continue reading Attack Of The Lemon Verbena
The Rather Scandalous Tale Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Old Man Who Lived In A Tree
...co-starring her pet codfish, Emerson A rainy day here in Sacramento...wife abandoned me and the hounds to use the college computer lab...watched an old Doctor Who episode from Netflix ("Black Orchid", with Peter Davison as The Doctor)...read three more Jeeves stories...puttered about the house in a househusbandly manner...cooked a totally delicious dinner...ate said dinner with … Continue reading The Rather Scandalous Tale Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Old Man Who Lived In A Tree
Thrilling Garden Adventures!
...none of which are mentioned in this entry It was rainy and cool last night...very overcast and not quite so cool most of the day...and now it's overcast, warm and windy. Thus comes late fall/early winter to the Big Tomato. Took Daisy to the vet today. Forked over $210.00 for blood tests & antibiotics. Test … Continue reading Thrilling Garden Adventures!
Driving A Stake Through The Heart Of Reaganomics
...and with luck, Mr. Obama will be swinging the mallet I'm posting this because I hate the lying out of state religious right scumbags (and that means YOU Mormon Church) that put Proposition 8 on the ballot here in California. Discrimination is discrimination, you god damned Republican motherfuckers! "Copy this sentence into your livejournal if … Continue reading Driving A Stake Through The Heart Of Reaganomics
Apocalypse Cow
...I love the smell of milk in the morning. Our girl Daisy is still sick, so I've set up a vet appointment for Friday morning. Couldn't do it sooner...no money in the bank. I hope she doesn't get worse in the next day and a half. So, no David Tennant on Doctor Who after the … Continue reading Apocalypse Cow
Under The Onion Tree
...and other stories Stuff: The Next Generation 1: Hey, you wacky gamers out there! Dundracon is 108 days away and pre-reg goes up to $40.00 in 4 days. If you are going and haven't pre-regged, go do it. If you aren't sure if you are going, just let me say: Have you lost your mind? … Continue reading Under The Onion Tree
The Rare And Beautiful Flower Headed Land Jellyfish Of Potawango Island
...they like to eat cheese Game Day Today, 75% of the game session was the 5 characters, Jonas' (the only trained adventurer) pet wolf, Mac's pet terrier and the two mini-triceratopans versus 20 dire wolfweres in human form. Fortunately, Our Heroic Band was able to get off a variety of ranged attacks (to say nothing … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Flower Headed Land Jellyfish Of Potawango Island
A Square Pig In A Round Hole
...aided by bacon grease, no doubt Hey, yo! If you have not yet taken The Latest Brewerton Village Poll, then click that link and do it, homie. You need not be one of the villagers to join the fun. It has been pretty warm here lately...in the mid-80's. This is good news for those of … Continue reading A Square Pig In A Round Hole
Jerboas With Guns
...and a shiv or two What Uncle Doc did today... Worked in the garden Planted more spinach and radishes Walked Daisy Washed dishes Did laundry Wrassled with Winker Tidied up the house Washed both dogs Cooked dinner Walked Daisy again Damn...this fast paced lifestyle is going to kill me.
Putting Mayonaise On A Cow Is Just Plain Wrong
...even if the cow enjoyed it Last night, My sweet angel and I watched The Incredible Hulk, which we did not see in the theater. Verdict? Better in every way than the Ang Lee effort...with one exception: we both preferred the look of the Hulk in Lee's version. Other than that, this version was fine … Continue reading Putting Mayonaise On A Cow Is Just Plain Wrong
The Incredible Adventure Of Doctor Tempest Versus The Cat Creature
...from the November 1902 edition The Third Brewerton Poll is closed and I will use the info in my final description of the village, which is still a couple of polls away. In the meantime, another poll will be up in a day or so. My attempts (three of them!) to write the "Stolen Cop … Continue reading The Incredible Adventure Of Doctor Tempest Versus The Cat Creature
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