The Totally Surprising, Yet Very Comforting, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Six Gay Lemurs

...co-starring her Grandma Trixie I have been pretty lazy about commenting upon the LJ entries of most of you, My Beloved Readers. To rectify this error, I present the following multiple choice generic comment list. Please choose one or two that best fit your recent LJ entries. 1: LOL 2: I'm sorry to hear that. … Continue reading The Totally Surprising, Yet Very Comforting, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Six Gay Lemurs →

Chapter 102: In Which Our Hero Runs Afoul Of The Law, Trains A Duck To Waltz And Finally Beds Lucy

...it was a very clever duck What I did on my birthday well, for starters, I got up at 6 AM in the morning in order to be ready for my 8 AM appointment with my Orthopedist. He had some X rays taken of my fucked up right wrist and determined that... A: When I … Continue reading Chapter 102: In Which Our Hero Runs Afoul Of The Law, Trains A Duck To Waltz And Finally Beds Lucy →

A Study Of The Drinking Habits Of The California Free Range Celtic White Boy

...it's all very scientific Ok, so I'm pretty drunk right now. But what the fuck, it'll be my birthday in less than an hour. Unless things change alot overnight, I'll be eating Thai food for my Birthday Lunch. I have no idea what else I'll do, aside from going to see a doctor about my … Continue reading A Study Of The Drinking Habits Of The California Free Range Celtic White Boy →

The Thrilling Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Rocky Mountain Monster

...from the January, 1902 issue On The Road With Violet: Making Marsh Music For a moment, Violet and Verity just stare at the Ogre brothers. Then Violet says... "No, I'm afraid I don't play the saxophone. I do play the harmonica a bit." Jake nods and puffs his stogie. "Well, that's something. We'll have to … Continue reading The Thrilling Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Rocky Mountain Monster →

Fat Electric Goldfish

...much nicer than the skinny ones No big surprise here:) You Are 72% Evil You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.How Evil Are You? Only 72%? I must be getting wimpy in my old age:)