...but not dreaming Wow...almost 5 days between posts. I'd have written something sooner, but times have been a bit boring here at the old homestead. In fact, I don't really have much to write tonight. Just figured I should check in so y'all didn't think I was up to no good:) And now to bed.

...who better to run a cathouse? DUNDRACON UPDATE Here's the official blurb for my game at DunDraCon. 125 The Great Cartoon Race Type: RPG System: TOON Friday 8PM in 379 for 4 hours GM: Doc Cross All characters provided by GM Power Level: Wild & Crazy Variations: Plenty Ladies and gentletoons, start your engines! The … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Open A Brothel In Juarez →

...Hey, Joey, hop outta tha pouch and have some lasagna Life here at Castle Cross hums along smoothly. I've been playing Diablo II and have yet to finish the first act, mostly because the final big boss (Andariel, the demoness) keeps handing me my ass when I try to fight her. I'm gonna level up … Continue reading Kangaroo Mafia →

...and she's wearing a cheerleader outfit One more note on the Iron Chef Aslin Way theme. My Sweet Little Pileated Woodpecker Of Sweetness, _lythande has requested that you, My Gentle Reader, go to her LJ and suggest mystery ingredients. Now, one of next months ingredients is already chosen (it will be chicken, to help dispell … Continue reading My Muse Is Dry Humping My Leg →

...and if you don't believe me, just ask me Well, Iron Chef Aslin Way (January 2006 Edition) is over and done with. Once again, the Iron Chef pleased the Iron Wife and won the people's ovation and fame forever. And this time, the Iron Wife even shouted "Allez Cuisine!" Our mystery ingredients were: flat iron … Continue reading Oh, Baby, You Know My Lies Are True →

...the moose was not amused Oh, my droogies, it will be a Foodaliscious Weekend here at stately Cross Manor. On Saturday, we'll have another episode of Iron Chef Aslin Way. Grace will buy three mystery ingredients and I will use all my culinary skill to create dishes around them. Kinda like Iron Chef, only no … Continue reading Bucky And Squint Goose a Moose →

...or not I'm not dead...or sick...or anything bad. My life is just getting sucked away by one of my rare dalliances with a computer game. (in this case, Diablo II, which I only just got a couple of days ago) Once I kill the evil bad guys, I'll be ok:) Oh, and the Fiction Experiment … Continue reading Lusty Romps With The California Kid →

The annual review of Subject Lines lies beyond the cut. When I first started blogging, lo these years ago (on Blogger, then on LJ), I decided that my subject lines would have little or nothing to do with what I intended to write. Just one of my little idiosyncrasies, like not wanting any dishware that … Continue reading Subjectivity: 2005 →

...they've been drinking fine swine wine Doc's Xmas Report Xmas Eve: Grace and I drove up to Marysville and spent a couple of hours with my family at the home of my niece, Molly, and her fiance, Nick (and their dog, Thor). It was nice and my mom gave us $100.00. Now we've got to … Continue reading Tipsy Piglets →

...an X rated Xmas To all of you, regardless of your holiday affiliation... MERRYHAPPY! HAPPYMERRY! See? I found the perfect non-offensive holiday greeting:) Not that I've ever given a fuck about offending people:)

...ho, ho, ho, dude! How Grace And I Will Spend The Holidays Friday: I'll get off work early...to go to the doctor (nothing serious). Grace gets off work at her usual time. We'll do our regular Friday stuff plus eggnog. Saturday: Wake up...do regular Saturday stuff AND buy gifts for my families pets, in memory … Continue reading Teenage Mutant Ninja Reindeer →

...and they do larp dances Oh Laziness, thy name is Doc. I know, I missed the fiction entry for last week and am a day late for this week. I'm a baaaaaaad boy. My Wand Is Quick: Part 5 "What do you know about my fix?" Pete said as the elevator came to a stop … Continue reading Live Nerd Girls →

...Ooooh, spooky Arrr, maties...another meme off the port bow! FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE: 1. Sous Chef 2. Manager/Projectionist at an adult theatre 3. Pizza Delivery 4. RPG Writer FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER: (only four???) 1. King Kong 2. Raiders of the Lost Ark 3. Lord of the Rings … Continue reading The Lair Of The Purple Prawn →

...but I had a REALLY good reason. Note: The above quote courtesy of my friend, Spider. King Kong and I About King Kong (1933 version)... It's the movie I've seen more than any other (about 150 times, including 3 times in theaters). It's my favorite movie. I cried when Kong died (the first 25-30 times … Continue reading Ok, So I Borrowed A Cop Car →

...then jump I'll write more about it tonight, but for now... GO SEE KING KONG! You will thank me later.

...with butter and honey T minus 5 hours until King Kong. To help pass the time, here's a meme. How do you feel about... Abortion?: It's a woman's choice. Period. Death Penalty?: Should be extended to alot more crimes. Prostitution?: Should be legal and taxed Alcohol?: Ok, in moderation. Marijuana?: Should be legal Other drugs?: … Continue reading Warm Little Biscuits →

...that's as gouda it gets:) No episode of "My Wand Is Quick" until later this week. Gotta finish the Big Rewrite, then keep a Wednesday midnight date with a giant ape. My sleep/wake schedule is totally fucked. More bloggishness soon.

...and he's not too fond of VH1 Yesterday was not a day of really great accomplishments here at Chez Cross. We bought a few books at a local thrift store and stopped by a couple of other places, but aside from that, we mostly just lazed about. I did get a hefty portion of rewriting … Continue reading Frank The Duck Hates MTV →

...he's an outback Gene Kelly Look, it's a couple of those danged Friday Five memes! 1. What's on your feet? Nothing 2. Turn to your right -- what do you see? An end table full of stuff 3. What is the last thing you ate? Cream of Wheat with raisins in it 4. What can … Continue reading The Tap Dancing Dingo →

...so all they could see was her Way back in January, I reviewed the subject titles of my LJ from all of my posts in 2004. I'll do something like it this January, but I've decided to ask you all to tell me which of my subject titles you liked best and why. In the … Continue reading She Could Cloud Men’s Minds →