...and she won The Doclopedia #2,854 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #94 As they walked along and talked, they encountered Henk, one of the real town patrol guards who walked the edge. In fact, for most of any day, he was the only one who walked the edge. The town patrol only had five perimeter guards, … Continue reading Bold Moves On The Game Board →

...but not for long The Doclopedia #2,853 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #93 The battle was bloody, but in the end, the brave town guards vanquished the horde of Imperial raiders. They cows all just walked away. “That's right”, Dree yelled at them, “run away, you miserable cowards!” “Come back when the rest of you feel … Continue reading Far From Home And A Little Bit Lost →

...an art buying game show The Doclopedia #2,852 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #92 “Look, Sergeant Dree, the enemy approaches!“, Carso exclaimed as he brandished a stick at Farmer Hukenbeks heard of milk cows. “Ready your sword to fight off the bastards!” Dree made the motion of drawing his own stick from its scabbard. “Let's show … Continue reading The Vincent Price Is Right →

...and finds half a tank missing. The Doclopedia #2,851 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #91 Chapter Five: Townie Boy Dree Brunfelder and Carso Maneeli only saw each other twice a year, but the two ten year old boys were good friends who spent as much time together as possibly when the Maneeli caravan pulled into town. … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Your Dad Checks The Gas Gauge →

...we don't have the rights The Doclopedia #2,850 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #90 The Grand High Curator once again placed a hand upon her shoulder and spoke. “I must go now, Seyan, but I'll return in the morning. There are dried fruits and nuts in a bag under the bed, along with several bottles of … Continue reading Not A Story About The Dorghopper →

...dogs on the way The Doclopedia #2,849 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #89 She sat down at the desk and opened the two books. The very old one held pages of paper that she guessed were around three centuries old. She read a few and realized that they were a copy of pre-Downfall letters from people … Continue reading Gravy On The Floor →

...it's your own fault The Doclopedia #2,848 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #88 The Grand High Curator sighed heavily and stood up. He looked as if a great weight had been lifted from his shoulders. He turned towards the desk and books and pulled out the chair. He then reached into a drawer and removed a … Continue reading Quite A Predicament You’re In, Isn’t It? →

...a novel by Rock Hardman The Doclopedia #2,847 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #87 And then there was the matter of going out into the wide world and hunting for relics with a bunch of conspirators hot on her heels. It was terrifying, but also very thrilling to think about. In fact, it was quite a … Continue reading Subway To Sin →

...co-starring her favorite teacher, Mrs Smackwater The Doclopedia #2,846 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #86 She was feeling very strange just now, as though she were detached from her body and bouncing from one emotion to the next. The Museum had been her home for the last ten years. Every friend she had in the world … Continue reading The Thrill-A-Minute, Yet Totally Cute, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Cursed Book Report →

...very colorful swimmers The Doclopedia #2,845 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #85 The Grand High Curator stopped for a moment and took in a deep breath. He held her hand and for a moment, he looked to be much older than his years. Seyan felt sad for him, even as she knew what he would say … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Swimming Fruit Bears Of Potawango Island →

...they gave her a 9.5 out of 10 The Doclopedia #2,844 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #84 The Grand High Curator leaned forward towards Seyan, who was now listening to him with slack jawed amazement. He put his hand on hers and looked her straight in the eye. “Seyan, I'll tell you right now that while … Continue reading Kobolds Rate My Baby →

...and a couple of Richards The Doclopedia #2,843 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #83 “The final bit of all this is that recently, certain very advanced relics have been starting to come out of hiding. Oh yes, Seyan, I did mean it exactly as I said it. These particular relics are unlike anything anybody had seen … Continue reading A Room Full Of Dicks →

...he never even tasted it The Doclopedia #2,842 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #82 He now had Seyans full goggle eyed attention. A multi-continental conspiracy to use relics for personal gain? To completely violate the mission of the Museum? She was appalled and angry in equal measures. If the Grand High Curator knew about this, why … Continue reading Just A Splash Of Fern Water →

...he's so crazy The Doclopedia #2,841 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #81 “Secondly, for almost as long as it has been in existence, there have been many intrigues and power struggles within the Museum. I'm sure this does not come as a shock to you. However, in recent decades, a group has formed within this very … Continue reading Zany Messages From Gary →

...#1: ducks are better The Doclopedia #2,840 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #80 Seyan had heard, or rather, overheard, this theory before. Curators loved to conjecture about the Downfall, especially at parties where the beer and wine flowed freely. A sharp eared young Trainee could learn much while serving food & drink at such gatherings. She … Continue reading The 14 Things You Should Never Tell A Chicken →

...without permission The Doclopedia #2,839 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #79 “For clarity, I'll lay out the basics first, then give you some details later on.” He paused to take a drink of wine and a bite of sandwich. “First off, the world we know has been undergoing a change for many centuries. The Downfall of … Continue reading Annie, Duke, & Yoyo Plan A Party →

...no, we don't know what they are The Doclopedia #2,838 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #78 Seyan was somewhat embarrassed to have been seen through so easily, but was glad to find that he was a good sport about it. She took out her lunch and began eating. It was a pretty darned good sandwich and … Continue reading Unknown Things →

...and they find it The Doclopedia #2,837 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #77 This time he laughed out loud. “How very diplomatic of you. An excellent way of saying that I should be telling you more, but without being insulting to my delicate ego. You would do very well in higher Museum circles, Seyan. But yes, … Continue reading The Blueberry Gnomes Go Looking For Trouble →

...and then get arrested The Doclopedia #2,836 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #76 “Yes, Master. I can see very well in the dark and I have a great deal of stamina for a woman my size. I learn things quickly and I'm a swift runner. I'm also pretty hungry. Would you mind if I ate?” While … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Fly Down To Cuba →

...more fake anime The Doclopedia #2,835 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #75 Oh, Great Mother, he knows everything about me, she thought. How could he? But then she realized that nobody got to be Grand High Curator by not knowing as much as they could. He may well have known about her even before she was … Continue reading Kaiju Defense Girls Red Team →

...okay, maybe a couple of sins The Doclopedia #2,834 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #74 The Grand High Curator chuckled at that. “I can imagine they did. Small children remember enough of the things they hear without having a memory like yours. Of course, you also have a few other talents, don't you?” He gave her … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Twins, Bin, Gins, Or Sins →

...tales of action packed napping The Doclopedia #2,833 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #73 She nodded. “Yes, I researched it soon after I came to the Museum. When I was small, it set me apart almost as much as being Road Neutral did. Everyone was nervous around me.”

...then you either run or shoot The Doclopedia #2,832 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #72 He nodded. “More special than you might think, Seyan. I doubt one in ten thousand people could get from here to that room in under a month. You have a gift, what the Ancients knew as an eidetic memory with total … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until That Creepy Cop Shows Up →

... just looking around The Doclopedia #2,831 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #71 Seyan closed her eyes and thought about the trip here. She could see it all as if she were doing it again exactly. Then, she saw it all happening in reverse, plain as day. She opened her eyes and said, “Yes, Master, I … Continue reading Mongo In The Forest →

... sometimes wilder than others The Doclopedia #2,830 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #70 The old man looked at her for a good minute and then said, “Now that we have reached our journey's end, Seyan, I shall tell you a tale well worth hearing. Unless I am very wrong about you, by the time I … Continue reading My Life Among The Wild American Gamers →