...just havin' fun The Doclopedia #2,879 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #119 There, he had to do a bit of altering of facts, so Ala would not think that he and his friends had spent great amounts of time drinking, gambling and whoring, which they had. He told her about all of the places and things … Continue reading Wonderful Times With The Girl With Green Nipples →

...mostly tap The Doclopedia #2,878 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #118 Chapter Seven: Blue Tree As they rode towards Blue Tree, Ala and Bevan told each other about themselves and their travels. For Ala's part, this mainly consisted of the thrilling story of how her family business slowly and endlessly circled the Outer Loop Road of … Continue reading Green Skunks That Love To Dance →

...levels 1 & 2 The Doclopedia #2,877 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #117 “I think it only took about six weeks before Chicago was completely gone. The...I don't know what to call them...blobs?...took away all of the piles of stone, wood, glass, whatever down into holes in the ground...once stood were hills, meadows, creeks and a … Continue reading The Book Of Useful Spells →

...co-starring her Uncle Mushy Murkwell The Doclopedia #2,876 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #116 “I was walking down Wall Street...partner on the phone, when people just started falling down to the sidewalk or pavement or whatever. Cars and...crash into each other or run into things. A cab almost hit me...driver and passenger were out cold or … Continue reading The Very Erotic, But Also Slapstick, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Figgy Pudding →

...there are a few boasts The Doclopedia #2,875 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #115 She read a few more entries related to the coming of the Star People, most of which were just speculation, although a few were about various leaders saying we should remain calm, but ready to deal with unexpected threats. That last made … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Ghosts, Hosts, Posts, And Toasts →

...he had it coming The Doclopedia #2,874 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #114 The notation for this one read: “This has been written so as to attempt to give an idea of how the Ancient Humans saw it. It came from a publication that was read by most of the people living in North America. Similar … Continue reading Whitey Roughs Up Melonhead →

...from the 12 part serial The Doclopedia #2,872 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #112 Seyan did not understand much of this. Could Ancient Humans actually fly? That seemed pretty unbelievable to her. What was a satellite? Where was Pluto? What was Passover? About all she did understand was the part about the baby, the guy named … Continue reading Air Cat And The Parrot Mystery →

...time dudes The Doclopedia #2,871 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #111 Best to not think on it just now and get on with the reading and copying. The notation for the first one read: “This is the earliest reference to the Star People that we have, although the person writing it did not know this.” “Dear … Continue reading The Doctor And The Pirate →

...cartoony The Doclopedia #2,870 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #110 Chapter Six: Words From Ancient Days Seyan found the title of the old book written inside the front cover. In a clear and strong hand was written “The Book Of Ancient Days: Being a faithful transcription of letters and other writing that tell of the Downfall … Continue reading Fat Rats And Flat Cats →

...with bacon bits The Doclopedia #2,869 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #109 Leono was heading back towards them now, so Dree shook Carsos hand. “Have a good trip, Carso. I'll see you in the fall.” Carso shook his hand and looked at Dree with awe in his eyes. “So long, Dree. Be safe, ok?” And then … Continue reading Dogs Who Eat Salads →

...it was all she needed The Doclopedia #2,868 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #108 Leono looked at them like they were bugs. “OK, go ahead and say goodbye, but make it quick.” He walked a few feet away and was almost instantly distracted by a pretty girl walking down the sidewalk. Carso turned to Dree and … Continue reading 15 Minutes With Sally The Witch →

...maybe a game? Doclopedia #2,867 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #107 “What? Why?”, Carso asked, fearing that somehow his secret had gotten out. The older boy snorted. “Because that son of a goat Curator made us empty out our wagons so he and that coward of a Captain of the Guard could search them for some … Continue reading Quiet Quail Quest →

... deadly, but SO CUTE! The Doclopedia #2,866 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #106 They had gotten about halfway there when a much older boy stepped out in front of them and grabbed Carso by the arm. It was his 14 year old brother, Leono, a pimply lug of a teenager. He did not look happy, … Continue reading Let’s Talk About Weredoodles →

...just crazy The Doclopedia #2,865 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #105 The two of them started running through the back streets of the Town, which had two Streets running east & west and six running north & south on the north side where they were. This pattern was repeated on the south side of the Road. … Continue reading Zany Days In Pigtown →

...in Rome The Doclopedia #2,864 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #104 He jumped up and said, “Come on, Carso! We'll go talk to my Greaty Helma about this. I'll bet she'll know what we should do. She knows everything!” Carso got up, but was still a little wary. He really liked Miss Helma, but she was … Continue reading Foam Dome Home →

...never! The Doclopedia #2,863 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #103 Except for maybe Dree's Greaty, his great grandmother, Helma. Greaty was a Storyteller and had been for the better part of 80 years now. In her youth, she had traveled to many Towns and Cities, collecting stories along the way. She knew all sorts of things … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Not Trusting The Man →

...really The Doclopedia #2,862 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #102 The two boys, one blond haired, blue eyed and depressed, the other brown haired, green eyed and confused, sat in silence for a few minutes. This was a big problem and they really had no adults to discuss it with. Anyway, adults always got upset if … Continue reading Ruby Snippers →

...colorful and sciencey The Doclopedia #2,861 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #101 Carso sighed and looked miserable. “I don't know, Dree. I mean, even if I wanted to go back and get it, I can't. Long Bay City is hundreds of miles from here to the northeast and we'll be heading south along the Mispy River … Continue reading Whirling Doodads →

...EWWWWW! The Doclopedia #2,860 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #100 Dree was going to mention the reward, but thought better of it. Carso was right, Wanderers wouldn't care about any money connected with a relic. Many Townies weren't much better and good luck finding an Offroader who would even consider dealing with the Museum about anything. … Continue reading Module Q-3: Tunnels Of The Goo Dwarves →

...shit going down in the herb garden, yo The Doclopedia #2,859 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #99 Dree was trying to process all of this. It was pretty incredible, but Carso had never lied to him yet. “Did you tell your folks about it?” Carso shook his head. “No, I didn't. My people don't like the … Continue reading Sassy Oregano Insulted My Chives →

...wacky little scamps The Doclopedia #2,858 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #98 Carso sat down on the grass. He nodded his head and said, “Yes, I'm sure. I found it a couple of months ago, up near Long Bay City, not far the shore of Lake Mitgan. We were camped about four hours west of the … Continue reading Those Darned Muffin Pixies! →

...thrilling! The Doclopedia #2,857 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #97 Henk started back on his patrol, bidding them a goodbye. Dree turned to Carso to get his opinion on this crystal relic deal and saw that his friend was white as a sheet. “You alright, Carso? You look like you've seen a ghost.” The Wanderer boy … Continue reading More Stories Of Accidental Adventure →

...in the popular fashion The Doclopedia #2,856 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #96 “Well, if you fellas are looking for real adventure, keep an eye out for any relics made of crystal. A Curator rode into town this morning and told Captain Jortenson that the Museum is offering five thousand fivebucks for any of them a … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Challenges Doctor Silkmelon To Dance →

...fun to play The Doclopedia #2,855 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #95 “Hey, boys, how goes the battle?” Henk had fought that same herd of bovine invaders not too many years earlier. “We left them in pools of their own blood”, Dree said. “, except for the cowards who ran off.” “They were no match for … Continue reading Bongo Bingo →