...merrily hoppingThe Doclopedia #2,976 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #215 Mertina picked up his cup and started for the door. “Not a problem, Master. I'll be back in ten minutes.” She was back in nine with a steaming cup of tea that filled the air with the smell of mint. “Ah yes, thank you Mertina. You … Continue reading The Rare & Beautiful Golden Hopping Limpets Of Potawango Island →

... he was a nice guyThe Doclopedia #2,975 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #214 “My, you've been on the go today. I've got a stack of reports for you and an even bigger stack of requisitions. Would you like them now or in the morning?” She was a very pleasant young woman and an excellent organizer. … Continue reading Another Day With Reasonable Jake →

...sad cakeThe Doclopedia #2,974 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #213 Seyan walked with him to the table and he started telling her about each item there. The Grand High Curator was going to watch this, but his comslate buzzed and he stopped to read it. So, news had reached Porcero and he was soon to leave … Continue reading The Worst Kind Of Cake →

...jumping into ice waterThe Doclopedia #2,973 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #212 Seyan looked at Lahn as they rushed along. He looked pretty calm, considering what was going on. For her part, she felt like she wanted to run away, scream or both. Instead, she just took his hand and said, “You'd better be a really … Continue reading Polar Bares →

...he likes cookingThe Doclopedia #2,972 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #211 Chapter Twenty: Betrayal The Grand High Curator had walked in on Seyan & Lahn either just before they could get naked or just after they had finished dressing. Whichever it was, they were messing with buttons and jump about four feet apart when he entered … Continue reading Sasquatch With A Stashed Wok →

...and it's a good thing she does.The Doclopedia #2,971 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #210 Helma It was time to go. The end of this long life of hers was there before her, welcoming her to what came next. From under her pillow, she took a letter addressed to her granddaughter, who had always been so … Continue reading Grindy Has The Plans →

...it was a coke spoonThe Doclopedia #2,970 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #209 Porcero laughed out loud. It was starting tonight! He had no doubt that Hadolfus, a vicious little prick, would get the information one way or another. Oh yes, this was going to be a good night. Turning to the Trainee, he told her … Continue reading A Spoonful Of Joy →

...for both the flaz and the zoonThe Doclopedia #2,969 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #208 Porcero The High Curator Porcero had just left Seeker Monitoring for an early dinner when a young Trainee caught up with him. “Master, an important message for your eyes only!” The girl held out a slip of paper. Porcero took it, … Continue reading Flazoon Insurance →

...co-starring a bunch of gamersThe Doclopedia #2,968 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #207 “Well, that's a false rumor.” Bevan said to Dree. “That area by the old mill is a nasty swamp and full of chicken shit. Six wagonloads, to be exact. No Offroader in his right mind would camp there. I wonder who started that … Continue reading The Very Conventional, But Also Nutso, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty At Gen Con 2024 →

...just swimming The Doclopedia #2,967 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #206 A fork full of meat halfway to his mouth, Dree paused at that news. He had really liked Ala and had hoped she would be with them. He at least hoped he'd see her again some day. “Yes,” Bevan said, looking at him, “I was … Continue reading Pelicans In The Pool →

...it's his birthday The Doclopedia #2,966 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #205 “Eat and listen, Dree. I know you have news, but so do I and you'll need a full belly before we leave.” Dree nodded and started to eat, even though he was not hungry. He kept glancing towards the door. Bevan noticed this. “I'm … Continue reading Handsome Joe Opens His Presents →

...more fake animeThe Doclopedia #2,965 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #204 Bevan Bevan had read the note from Ala while he was in the bath. He had been surprised by her decision, since it had looked to him like she was ready to become a Far Traveler. He guessed that he had read her wrong. The … Continue reading Yellow Moon Ghost Hunters →

...with a hot mama and a big bag of cashThe Doclopedia #2,964 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #203 Hadolfus was just starting to go off on a tirade about Kafton making High Curator before he did, when the door to the Museum hut flew open and a panting town guard entered. “Your pardon, sir, “ he … Continue reading Ernie The Worm Was Long Gone →

...sorry, Sister Mary AliceThe Doclopedia #2,963 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #202 Seeker Curator Hadolfus Hadolfus was just telling his assistant, Padro, that he would be glad to get out of this dreary little Town and on to the next dreary little Town. The odds of any of these bumpkins ever finding anything even remotely like … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Guns, Buns, Puns, Nuns, or Reruns →

...no context for you.The Doclopedia #2,962 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #201 Harty, being long on a desire for money and short on common sense, took off at a run towards the east end of town. A few seconds later, chubby and not built for running Golta left the inn, heading east. Dree shut the window … Continue reading A Johnson Like A Table Leg! →

...VERY big and VERY thingyThe Doclopedia #2,962 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #201 Harty, being long on a desire for money and short on common sense, took off at a run towards the east end of town. A few seconds later, chubby and not built for running Golta left the inn, heading east. Dree shut the … Continue reading The Big Thing On Dungeon Level 4 →

...fuck if I knowThe Doclopedia #2,961 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #200 “I'll go find that crystal, Greaty and...” They both heard a gasp from the doorway, where the door was open a crack and Golta was listening. She ran away when they looked at her. “Oh no, “ cried Helma, “You must run fast now, … Continue reading What Price A Pure Heart? →

...they saved the worldThe Doclopedia #2,960 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #199 He immediately began to blush, then stammered out, “I..I..use...used to watch Miss...Miss Torgosan go swimming in her underwear down at the creek last summer.” He felt like his face was on fire. Why would Greaty Helma want to know such a deep dark secret? … Continue reading The League Of Extraordinary Rabbits →

...but no hash The Doclopedia #2,959 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #198 “I'm here, Greaty. I did everything you said except talk to Bevan & Ala. I'll see them soon.” She opened her eyes and looked at him. There was little time left and her voice was weak when she spoke. “Good...good. Now I want you … Continue reading $12.64 And A Hash Pipe →

...they never eat them The Doclopedia #2,958 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #197 Dree Dree had gotten his pack and equipment together, then spent a couple of hours with his parents. He had helped Dad do a few minor repairs, then helped his mother with dinner prep. It was pretty hard to chat with them like … Continue reading Pixies Among The Radishes →

...aliens ate it The Doclopedia #2,956 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #195 Seyan & Lahn They were in one of the small rooms that looked out over the Great Canyon and Lahn had just told her about how the zeppelin came and went from a large cave not too far from here. He was describing how … Continue reading I Never Touched The Cake →

...24 carat The Doclopedia #2,955 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #194 Ala It was nearing time for Bevan to get off work and Ala had made up her mind about her future. Duty to family and fear of the unknown had won out again. She would go get the wagon and leave Town in a few … Continue reading Golden Thoughts →

...and stay the hell away from that, tooThe Doclopedia #2,954 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #193 Ohlong looked at the Grand High Curator and asked, “Do you think old Porky will stay here or go out to lead the search?” The Grand High Curator looked at him and said, ”Which would you do, Mart, especially if … Continue reading Can’t Touch This! Or That! →