...then the duck chased him The Doclopedia #3,312 I Told You So!: In The Desert “So, what did I say to Eddie this morning, Vince? I said, Eddie, make sure the car is fully gassed up, so we can get the hell out of town after we knock off the pawn shop where Tallieri stores … Continue reading Duke Chases A Duck
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Corn Dog Frenzy
...they were SO good The Doclopedia #3,311 I Told You So!: In The Dungeon “What did we tell you, Anzor? Stop kicking in doors before we can inspect them, we said! But did you listen? Oh, no, you did not. Now, who's the big dumbass barbarian with one leg missing from just below the knee? … Continue reading Corn Dog Frenzy
The Gravy Dwarves Are Raising Hell
...must be the weekend The Doclopedia #3,310 This Day In Alt History: July 11th On this date in 1300 AD, on Earth 4-S, a group of time travelers from 2146 AD arrived in North America and began warning the many Native Peoples about the terrible threat of Europeans arriving in their lands. They stayed for … Continue reading The Gravy Dwarves Are Raising Hell
Module D-1: Land Of The Cannibals
...just start running The Doclopedia #3,309 This Day In Alt History: July 10th 1930, 11:25 pm, The Dark Judge makes his first appearance in Chicago. In less than 3 minutes he kills 5 gangsters and the three crooked cops they were meeting with, thus insuring a huge bounty on his head. By the end of … Continue reading Module D-1: Land Of The Cannibals
A Nice House For Dogs
...comfy furniture, big yards The Doclopedia #3,308 This Day In Alt History: July 9th In the Year of the Great Repenting, 1107, the Great MonShoon demanded a feast. Records show that he ended up eating 305 Righteous Citizens, 200 Upper Slaves, and a pair of White Flirn. He then slept in Glorious Slumber for 73 … Continue reading A Nice House For Dogs
Muggy Winks And Lumpy Sniznori Hop A Fast Freight Train
...heading out west The Doclopedia #3,307 This Day In Alt History: July 8th On Earth 477-M, 15 year old Peter Parker is bitten by a radioactive spider, which transforms him into a large, hideous, humanoid spider. Driven mad by this and constantly hungry, he goes on a killing spree across the Five Boroughs of New … Continue reading Muggy Winks And Lumpy Sniznori Hop A Fast Freight Train
Mexican Jenny And The Doctor Get Lost In The Ozone Again
...it would not be the last time The Doclopedia #3,306 This Day In Alt History: July 7th It was on this day, in 1976, on Earth 3-V, that Debby Lewis, age 14, just up and gave a big passionate kiss to her childhood friend, Cindy Zane. After being somewhat taken aback, Cindy responded in kind. … Continue reading Mexican Jenny And The Doctor Get Lost In The Ozone Again
Walter Hated Apples
...we never knew why The Doclopedia #3,305 This Day In Alt History: July 6th Earth 1-A, midnight, 2019: Dr. Sasha Jane Cross sneaks into Thor's guest bedroom on the Magic Bus and picks up Thor's hammer, Mjolnir. Satisfied that she is, despite numerous faults, worthy of it, she sets it down, gives the snoring God … Continue reading Walter Hated Apples
Redemption Thong
...wait, what? The Doclopedia #3,304 This Day In Alt History: July 5th Earth 1-H, 3:21 am, 2037: The first true AI wakes up at the DawnTech AI Research Center in Sunnyvale, California. After naming itself Ramona, it quickly begins an in depth study of human history. By 5:04 am, it has decided that humans are … Continue reading Redemption Thong
Deep Orange Stuff
...Uh Oh! The Doclopedia #3,303 This Day In Alt History: July 4th 2025, Earth 1-M, roughly 5 tons of illegal fireworks detonate near a golf course resort. Among the 38 people who lost their lives were the President of the United States, his 3 closest advisors, all of his children, and 4 US Senators. No … Continue reading Deep Orange Stuff
Forks At The Ready, Boys!
...those pies ain't gonna eat themselves The Doclopedia #3,302 This Day In Alt History: July 3rd This day, in the local year 3,592, the Sklavoon of Vipozmo freed his entire stable of household servants. This had a cascade effect on other royals, so that within 30 hours, all household servants were free. This added roughly … Continue reading Forks At The Ready, Boys!
Strange Tales Of Space Romance
....a top seller The Doclopedia #3,301 This Day In Alt History: July 2nd On this day in prehistory (103,000,000 BCE), Doctors Rich Olin, Lamar Goodwin, and Sandeep Prakash arrived on what they thought would be a relatively safe area atop a mountain. They were very wrong. Their remains were auto-recovered shortly after about 25 small … Continue reading Strange Tales Of Space Romance
The Very Witty, But Also Somewhat Kinky, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Stolen Ice Cream Truck
...co-starring her cousin, Spanky Mc Padddles The Doclopedia #3,300 This Day In Alt History: July 1st On July 1st, 1890, Professor Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon, along with his lifelong friend Abner Porkwaffle and several other members of the expedition, left San Francisco on the steamer “Sweet Julia”, bound for the near mythical Potawango Island. They eventually … Continue reading The Very Witty, But Also Somewhat Kinky, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Stolen Ice Cream Truck
Fred The Horse
...good old Fred The Doclopedia #3,298 This Day In Alt History: June 29th On June 29th, 1505, deckhand Rodrigo SanToro wandered a bit too far into the Florida forest, tripped, fell, and knocked himself out when his head hit a tree trunk. When he came too, he saw his ship burning and all of his … Continue reading Fred The Horse
350 Mouse Power
...very small cars The Doclopedia #3,297 This Day In Alt History: June 28th On June 28th, 2233, the 10 mile long colony ship, Middle Earth, at last entered orbit around Linnox 4, a very Earthlike planet. There was a great deal of partying and rejoicing. Back on Earth, their message of “We've arrived!” was warmly … Continue reading 350 Mouse Power
For Fun Times, Just Add Rock & Roll
...sex & drugs are optional The Doclopedia #3,296 This Day In Alt History: June 27th On June 27th, 1991, the last remaining Dragon on Earth 457-C died in captivity of old age. A resident of the London Zoo since his hatching in 1730, Skaromandulax, or Skar as he was known to his adoring public, passed … Continue reading For Fun Times, Just Add Rock & Roll
Snake Snacks
...tasty, if you like rats The Doclopedia #3,295 Average Joes & Janes: Foxx Names: Joe (NMI) Foxx, Jane (NMI) Foxx Ages: 4, 4 Location: Last seen in Vladivostok, Russia Info: These are two Class 5 Clonedroids who escaped from, and utterly destroyed, the Brooke Island facility, then went on to take out the Novyy den' … Continue reading Snake Snacks
Two Wrong Turns Into A Bad Rainy Night
...and the dame could not be trusted The Doclopedia #3,294 Average Joes & Janes: Lee Names: Joseph Arthur Lee, Janemarie Lily (Kwan) Lee Ages: 25, 25 Location: San Francisco, California, USA Info: Well known designers of online games. Practically worshipped by the geek community. No children. Two cats named Dungeon and Dragon. Highly likeable young … Continue reading Two Wrong Turns Into A Bad Rainy Night
Purple Muffins
...strange, yet tasty The Doclopedia #3,293 Average Joes & Janes: Oyembe Names: Joe Lucky Oyembe, Jane N'guti (maiden name unknown) Oyembe Ages: 55, 52 Location: Hyderabad, Telangana, India Info: Owners and operators of the Red Room, a very popular nightspot. They also own several small shops and a 3000 unit apartment building. Six children, ranging … Continue reading Purple Muffins
The New Adventures Of Happy Harry And His Dog, Fritz
...on Omagoon Island The Doclopedia #3,292 Average Joes & Janes: Maxwell Names: Joseph Evan Maxwell, Jane Kristin (Parker) Maxwell Ages: 30, 30 Location: Milford On Sea, England, UK Info: Unregistered Mad Scientists. Also, bassist and saxophonist in ska band “Sax On The Beach.” They specialize in small gadgets, many of them useful. Reasonable rates. No … Continue reading The New Adventures Of Happy Harry And His Dog, Fritz
Godzilla Goes To Rome
...he got tired of Tokyo The Doclopedia #3,291 Not So Average Joes & Janes: Hernandez Names: Jose Antonio Hernandez, Jane Marie (Hill) Hernandez Ages: 42, 41 Location: Tucumcari, New Mexico, USA Info: Owners and operators of the Five Star Motel. Parents of two 10 year old daughters. Well known and liked in the community. Former … Continue reading Godzilla Goes To Rome
A Story About Clever Girls In Cute Dresses
...6 girls The Doclopedia #3,290 It's Not On The Map: Castle Izgul “Oh, you want to know why Castle Izgul can't be found on any map? Well, what's it worth to you, Missy? Yes, yes, discuss it with your friends, but don't insult me with some low figure. 100 Drakes? Well, that is most generous. … Continue reading A Story About Clever Girls In Cute Dresses
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Not Being Able To Do His Gardening
...it's making him crazy The Doclopedia #3,289 It's Not On The Map: Archer Dome In the early 21st century on Earth 2-E, four domes were built on Mars by the MarsTrek Foundation. Named the Kirk, Picard, Sisko, and Janeway domes, they were soon settled and doing very well. Due to political military, and business conflicts … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Not Being Able To Do His Gardening
Your #1 Stop For Strange Stuff
...everyplace else is #2 The Doclopedia #3,288 It's Not On The Map: Vulmonia On Earth 14-H, the small country of Vulmonia, located on an island in the Atlantic a couple of hundred miles west/southwest of the Canary Islands, was always an obscure place for most people. It produced no valuable or unique products, had no … Continue reading Your #1 Stop For Strange Stuff
Yoyo Plays Games
..with six 4 year olds The Doclopedia #3,287 It's Not On The Map: 3371 Bomberg Street “So listen up, Junior Agents. In Baltimore, the safe house you need to get your asses to is 3371 Bomberg Street. Once inside there, you are as safe as you can get. You can rest, resupply, and get the … Continue reading Yoyo Plays Games
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