...of doooooom The Doclopedia #3,332 Notes From A GM: In A Spy Game “That streetcorner preacher I mentioned over on the opposite corner from you is a former KGB agent, now an information seller, that you've dealt with before. The rest of your team doesn't know this. It's up to you if you want to … Continue reading Glowing Fingers
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Why Are You Drinking That Stuff?
...I mean, without ice The Doclopedia #3,331 Level Zero Equipment: A Small Roll Of Wire When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. Oh, you see a small roll of heavy gauge wire, but I see a bunch of potential. My Pa showed me how … Continue reading Why Are You Drinking That Stuff?
Looking For A Final Score
...two steps ahead of everyone else The Doclopedia #3,330 Level Zero Equipment: A Box Of Herbs When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. Like I said, my Circle is pretty poor, but they did give me this box full of little pots of herbs. … Continue reading Looking For A Final Score
Creamy Frog Pudding
...with a cookie The Doclopedia #3,329 Level Zero Equipment: A Table Leg When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. Holy shit, that big brawl really busted up the inn. And we got luck that Mr. Hunzel is paying us 5 coppers each to clear … Continue reading Creamy Frog Pudding
Rumpus With A Grumpus
...boom boom! The Doclopedia #3,328 Level Zero Equipment: 30 Feet of Rope When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. Sure, it's dirty, stained, and smells funny, but it's good stout rope. It will for sure come in handy at some point. I mean, 60 … Continue reading Rumpus With A Grumpus
Shifty Mice Befuddled My Gerbils
...damn you, mice! The Doclopedia #3,327 Level Zero Equipment: Cheese & Jerky When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. Jackpot! That's got to be 3 pounds of elk jerky. Tasty stuff! And that 6 pound wheel of Branslydale cheese will last a week or … Continue reading Shifty Mice Befuddled My Gerbils
Wonderful Fish
...just excellent The Doclopedia #3,326 Level Zero Equipment: Very Old Wand When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford Your poor old granny could only teach you two spells, Light and Minor Healing. Those are good spells to know, but you want a bit more … Continue reading Wonderful Fish
A Beast From The East Ate Yeast
...now it's deceased The Doclopedia #3,325 Level Zero Equipment: Pot Helmet When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. Okay, so you found an old pot and used your dads hammer to pound it into roughly the shape of a helmet. It's better than nothing, … Continue reading A Beast From The East Ate Yeast
This Blog Is Not Your Mother
...so stop whining The Doclopedia #3,324 Level Zero Equipment: Leather Apron When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. What a find! Or maybe a theft, but you're miles away now and that blacksmith had a better apron. Sure, this one as some scratches and … Continue reading This Blog Is Not Your Mother
Watermelon & Cantaloupe Monthly
...great reading The Doclopedia #3,323 Level Zero Equipment: Burlap Sack When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. Yeah, it's just an old sack that was used for grain or something, but it has a good tight weave and no holes. It will do just … Continue reading Watermelon & Cantaloupe Monthly
I Wet My Plants
...I'm a gardener The Doclopedia #3,322 Level Zero Equipment: Chef's Knife When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. This is an old knife you found in a burnt out inn. It's rusty, has a couple of small chips in the blade, and the handle … Continue reading I Wet My Plants
A World Of Nope
...we are NOT doing that The Doclopedia #3,321 Pulp Era Villains: Madame Mayhem Appearing in no less than 16 times in 5 pulp magazines over a period of 11 years, Madame Mayhem was the favorite villain in reader polls. Saboteur, spy, murderer, blackmailer...she wore many hats. And even in the end, neither readers nor pulp … Continue reading A World Of Nope
The Thrilling, Yet Hilarious, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Army Of Farting Dogs
...co-starring her pug, Ginger The Doclopedia #3,320 Pulp Era Villains: Lorgo Lorgo (AKA George Hall) appeared three times in Doc Tempest Magazine during 1937 and 1938. He was a terrifying, yet sympathetic monster, having been created when Professor George Hall injected himself with an experimental serum. Lorgo was 9 feet tall and given to destructive … Continue reading The Thrilling, Yet Hilarious, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Army Of Farting Dogs
Boxy Goes Home
...to Boxville The Doclopedia #3,319 Pulp Era Villains: El Jefe Inmortal (The Immortal Boss) This masked gangland boss ruled Tijuana with an iron fist in the late 1920s and the very real belief that he could not be killed. Several attempts on his life early on should have killed him, but he was al;ways back … Continue reading Boxy Goes Home
Split The Loot
...three ways The Doclopedia #3,318 Pulp Era Villains: The Killer In Green An early enemy of Doc Tempest, this madman killed wealthy businessmen and police officers using a bright green fungal spore that clogged lungs, causing a fast and horrible death. After a week of cat and mouse chases, Doc and his partners cornered the … Continue reading Split The Loot
Zoo On The Moon
...full of humans in cages The Doclopedia #3,317 I Told You So!: In The Museum “Now now, Miss Chaudhary , those old legends were just to scare the ill educated. That's what you said to me, Professor Singh. The fact that I had proof that some of these legends had bits of proof in them … Continue reading Zoo On The Moon
A Fish And A Bottle Of Vodka
...not a balanced dinner The Doclopedia #3,316 I Told You So!: At School “I told you, Sally. I told you like, three times. We can't sneak into the boy's locker room, I said. But oh no, you said we could do it and next thing I know, I've gone stupid and come in here with … Continue reading A Fish And A Bottle Of Vodka
Why Must You Be Like That?
...no, really, what the fuck? The Doclopedia #3,315 I Told You So!: In The Laboratory “What did I tell you, Hans? I said that the blue serum was for our volunteers and the green serum was for the American and British prisoners! But you, you verdammter schwachkopf, mixed them up! Now outside, 3 Americans and … Continue reading Why Must You Be Like That?
Just A Regular Possum
...not at all fancy pants The Doclopedia #3,314 I Told You So!: On Earth “W'Tiv, why do you never listen? Let's not go to Sol 3, I said. The humans are dangerously deranged, I said. But did you heed my warnings? Oh, no! You told me to calm down and stop being a wet diizkwa. … Continue reading Just A Regular Possum
More Songs About Goldfish And Peaches
...catchy tunes The Doclopedia #3,313 I Told You So!: At Home “Well, well, well, if it isn't Brutus, the cat who thought he knew everything. Those drugs wearing off? Feeling a bit lighter? Yeah, that's right. They're gone! I told you that Mom was taking you to the vet to cut off your balls, but … Continue reading More Songs About Goldfish And Peaches
Duke Chases A Duck
...then the duck chased him The Doclopedia #3,312 I Told You So!: In The Desert “So, what did I say to Eddie this morning, Vince? I said, Eddie, make sure the car is fully gassed up, so we can get the hell out of town after we knock off the pawn shop where Tallieri stores … Continue reading Duke Chases A Duck
Corn Dog Frenzy
...they were SO good The Doclopedia #3,311 I Told You So!: In The Dungeon “What did we tell you, Anzor? Stop kicking in doors before we can inspect them, we said! But did you listen? Oh, no, you did not. Now, who's the big dumbass barbarian with one leg missing from just below the knee? … Continue reading Corn Dog Frenzy
The Gravy Dwarves Are Raising Hell
...must be the weekend The Doclopedia #3,310 This Day In Alt History: July 11th On this date in 1300 AD, on Earth 4-S, a group of time travelers from 2146 AD arrived in North America and began warning the many Native Peoples about the terrible threat of Europeans arriving in their lands. They stayed for … Continue reading The Gravy Dwarves Are Raising Hell
Module D-1: Land Of The Cannibals
...just start running The Doclopedia #3,309 This Day In Alt History: July 10th 1930, 11:25 pm, The Dark Judge makes his first appearance in Chicago. In less than 3 minutes he kills 5 gangsters and the three crooked cops they were meeting with, thus insuring a huge bounty on his head. By the end of … Continue reading Module D-1: Land Of The Cannibals
A Nice House For Dogs
...comfy furniture, big yards The Doclopedia #3,308 This Day In Alt History: July 9th In the Year of the Great Repenting, 1107, the Great MonShoon demanded a feast. Records show that he ended up eating 305 Righteous Citizens, 200 Upper Slaves, and a pair of White Flirn. He then slept in Glorious Slumber for 73 … Continue reading A Nice House For Dogs