...he was young The Doclopedia #3,245 Exploring The Dungeon: The Split You see that these two corridors are still the 12X12 size. The one to the left seems to slope down ever so slightly. The one on the right is level. Both are quite dark, so you'd better have torches or lanterns. The corridor to … Continue reading Boogoo The New Gnu
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Uncle Doc Talks To You About Cheese
...he's in favor of it The Doclopedia #3,243 Exploring The Dungeon: The Entrance You are at the entrance to the Dungeon of Jal Goloda. The entrance is carved right in the side of a 150 foot tall cliff, about 30 feet up from ground level. A narrow trail leads up to it.The entrance is 20 … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Cheese
Ugly Ants
...so bad looking The Doclopedia #3,242 All You Need Is Glove: The Influencer So now we come to the final glove of our exhibit, The Influencer. Crafted by a coven of Uxtorilan witches, it was wielded to great effect by Princess, and later Queen, Sashonia Mivorna.Commonly referred to as the “Queen of Peace”, she used … Continue reading Ugly Ants
Messing Around With Magic
...and cousin Albert is a baboon The Doclopedia #3,241 All You Need Is Glove: The Holy Blaster Ah yes, the Holy Blaster of Saint Korgan. He is, so far, the only Orc ever raised to sainthood. He's also the reason why nobody has seen a vampire, lich, or greater mummy in the last two centuries. … Continue reading Messing Around With Magic
Bears Live Here
...big ones, with sharp claws The Doclopedia #3,240 All You Need Is Glove: The Mana Battery This glove, which I see some of you recognize, is the Mana Battery. It belonged to Venzida the Most Miraculous, and she was the most powerful wizard of her day, 400 years ago. She was immensely talented, creating dozens … Continue reading Bears Live Here
The Mostly Funny, But Also Mildly Disturbing, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Monkey In A Clown Suit
...co-starring her favorite teacher, Miss Dockenfuster The Doclopedia #3,239 All You Need Is Glove: A Thieve's Best Friend Yes, students, this glove is a bit hard to look at. It starts out appearing white, but the longer you stare at it, the more difficult it is to focus on. Almost as if it is a … Continue reading The Mostly Funny, But Also Mildly Disturbing, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Monkey In A Clown Suit
Mr. Blue Ska
...I'd give it a listen The Doclopedia #3,238 All You Need Is Glove: The Lifestealer Welcome, students, to the Museum of Magical Artifacts, Clothing Section. This week, our featured exhibits are gloves. Yes, Miss Castileer, they are just a single glove instead of a pair. Sometimes, one is all you need. Our first example of … Continue reading Mr. Blue Ska
On A Lonely Road Out In The Boondocks
...California Gothic The Doclopedia #3,237 Things You Will Need: When The Shit Goes Down 1: A fast car. 2: Guns. Plenty of guns. 3: Ammo for those guns. 4: Your bug out bag with the money in it. 5: The map of the back roads to Riverville. 6: The keys to the cabin, which are … Continue reading On A Lonely Road Out In The Boondocks
Jumping Off The Giant Duck
...into the pond The Doclopedia #3,236 Things You Will Need: To Make the Potion 1: Fresh toad skins. Three of them and they'd better be FRESH! 2: Two ounces of demon ichor. 3: A cup of flour. Preferably whole wheat. 4: A live Barbed Worm. A 6 incher should do it. 5: Soil from a … Continue reading Jumping Off The Giant Duck
Vegetable Flavored Meat
...no! The Doclopedia #3,234 Things You Will Need: To Steal The Loot 1: A pass into the building as janitors 2: The door code. 97KL422 3: The laser drill for the safe lock. 4: The special bags that block the RF signal. 5: The line to drop the bags down to Belle in the alley. … Continue reading Vegetable Flavored Meat
Onions For Kids
...a fine charity The Doclopedia #3,233 Things You Will Need: To Escape From The Island 1: The scent grenades to distract the Spinosaurus. 2: The bottle of blood to distract the Velociraptors. Pour it in the creek, then toss in the bottle. 3: The flare gun, to let Esteban know you've reached the top of … Continue reading Onions For Kids
Fig Einstein
...replaces fig newtons The Doclopedia #3,232 Things You Will Need: To Get To The Party 1: Helen, because she has a van. 2: The map, so you don't get lost. 3: Lily and Joe loading a bunch of people in their van, to lead the cops off. 4: Some good music on cassette. 5: The … Continue reading Fig Einstein
Acid On Glass
...dangerous The Doclopedia #3,231 Things You Will Need: For The Rescue 1: The Trans Am, with Dave driving it, for the getaway. 2: Lockpicks for that little side gate. 3: A taser for the back door guard. 4: The gas canister, to knock them all out before you go in. 5: A stretcher to carry … Continue reading Acid On Glass
Hot Grog!
...50% alcohol The Doclopedia #3,230 What's Behind Door #3: The King Of Swords! Yes, human, your choice of the third door has won you the King of Swords! You will find that no ordinary sword can defeat it. Surely you shall use it for doing what is good and righteous, like protecting the common folk. … Continue reading Hot Grog!
Muggy Winks Goes South
...for his health The Doclopedia #3,229 What's Behind Door #3: A Year's Supply Of Butt Wax! Congratulations, Maxine, you've won a year's supply of Butt Wax! Large or small, this will shine up them all. You'll never leave home with an unwaxed butt again. Another fine product from Johnson & Wang, makers of Nipple Polish … Continue reading Muggy Winks Goes South
Put That On The Table And Leave
...Jimmy will pay you outside The Doclopedia #3,228 What's Behind Door #3: A Smart Dog! Great news, George, you've won a Smart Dog! This puppy is guaranteed to have an IQ equal to the average 10 year old human. Easy to train and helpful around the house, you'll love your new best friend. Smart Dogs: … Continue reading Put That On The Table And Leave
Pudding In Your Pockets
...somewhat messy, but tasty The Doclopedia #3,227 What's Behind Door #3: A Pair Of Quicky Shoes! Congratulations, Denise, you've won a pair of Quicky Shoes! These high tech shoes will let you move at twice your normal speed for up to an hour at a time. They're a great way to get places fast and … Continue reading Pudding In Your Pockets
An Excellent Simulation Of Sex
...without all the messy bits The Doclopedia #3,226 What's Behind Door #3: A Brick! Yes, Stan, it's a brick, but not just any brick. This is a Premium Grade brick from Brick-Co international, the world leader in brick technology. You'll be the envy of all your neighbors with this beauty, courtesy of Brick-Co!
Mrs. Wangdoodle Eats The Wrong Gummies
...and now she's rockin' out The Doclopedia #3,225 What's Behind Door #3: A Vacation In Siberia! Oh, look! Is wonderful vacation at Club Vlad in Siberia. Airfare, accomodations, meals and clothing generously provided by Russian government. You will enjoy fresh air, bracing temperatures, and healthy work program. Remember, comrade, if you've been bad, you go … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Eats The Wrong Gummies
An Orcy Pig And Happy Hobbit Cartoon
...title: the Battle for Helm's Derp The Doclopedia #3,224 What's Behind Door #3: A RoboBroom! Congratulations, Bob! You've won a brand new Mark 3 RoboBroom from RoboMax! This semi-sentient modern wonder will keep your floor looking neat and tidy. Now available in 5 colors. Another great product from RoboMax!
Start Here
...or over there, if you like The Doclopedia #3,223 What's Behind Door #3: A Bucket Of Fogfish! Yes, Debbie, it's a 3 gallon bucket of water containing 5 Bugeyed Fogfish! Imported directly from south Alfarica, these odd looking fish will be right at home in any aquarium. And we're also giving you a 5 pound … Continue reading Start Here
I’m Walking On Moonshine, Oh Yeah!
...not walking very straight, mind you. The Doclopedia #3,222 My Secret Identity: Ginie Murphy Is...Vexinvixen When 16 year old Ginie Murphy decided to dress up and become a masked crimefighter, she had not yet chosen a name. Fortunately, about halfway through a fight with some criminal punk. He looked at her and said “Vixen, you … Continue reading I’m Walking On Moonshine, Oh Yeah!
My Life Among The Singing Flowers
...they sing reggae The Doclopedia #3,221 My Secret Identity: Mark A Kinney Is...Duncan MacKinnon Yes, Mark Kinney sometimes disguises himself to look like Duncan MacKinnon, but here's the really strange part: Duncan MacKinnon disguises himself to look like Mark Kinney. And they do it at the same time! Yes, you heard that right. There's never … Continue reading My Life Among The Singing Flowers
The War Between Cake Pixies And Pie Brownies
...it gets messy The Doclopedia #3,220 My Secret Identity: Avis Crane Is...Imogen Swensen Why, you may well ask, would a woman in her early 70s dress herself up as a somewhat older woman who speaks with a mild Norwegian accent and seems ever so slightly befuddled by the modern world? Why, to get up to … Continue reading The War Between Cake Pixies And Pie Brownies
Junior Muskrat Runs Away
...to his grandma's house The Doclopedia #3,219 My Secret Identity: Rosie Cross Kirkland Is...Cosmo Nips Thanks to a superscientific potion, senior citizen & grandmother Rosie Cross Kirkland is able to transform into a 35 year old mob boss named Cosmo Nipolino, AKA Cosmo Nips.But wait! Rosie doesn't want to be a crimelord, she wants to … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Runs Away
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