...we're going to miss Jimmy The Doclopedia #2,345 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 4 Smooth Paul was living in a very nice apartment situated between two universities and three high schools, in a city just shy of 200 miles from where everyone else in the crew lived. He had rented … Continue reading Not A Good Day For Moose Teasing
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Module J-12: The Expedition To The Peaks Of Certain Death
...nobody ever believed the "certain" part I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,344 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 3 The young lady known to her fellow thieves as Blondie Sanchez had just gotten home to the small apartment … Continue reading Module J-12: The Expedition To The Peaks Of Certain Death
Yoyo, Spy Dog
...a small spy dog The Doclopedia #2,343 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 2 Several hours later, the California Kid was freshly showered and dressed when Mrs. Pham, wife of the apartment manager, rang the bell. In her hands was a covered tray from which delicious smells wafted.“Here is some dinner … Continue reading Yoyo, Spy Dog
A Short Smart Jock
...did I get those lyrics wrong again? The Doclopedia #2,342 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 1The six person crew was sitting out in front of a ramshackle country store, one of only two businesses left in what had once been a very small town. Now, it was a few shuttered … Continue reading A Short Smart Jock
Swordswomen From Planet Y
...starring Betsy Green The Doclopedia #2,341 Give Bob This Message: From His Contact In Australia To: Mr. Bill MartinFrom: Eric Townes, First Class RealtyRe: Your new homeEverything is ready for your arrival next month. All you need do is sign the papers and you and Mrs. Martin can move right in. The furniture you have … Continue reading Swordswomen From Planet Y
Life In The Fun Machine
...it's fun The Doclopedia #2,340 Give Bob This Message: From His Buddy The CopBob,Thank you for your generous donation to the Widows & Orphans fund. It will help a lot of families.The items we discussed have been destroyed during the monthly old evidence burn. That concludes our part of the arrangement.Enjoy your new life.Mike
I Was A 7th Level Gnome Artificer For The FBI
...it was full of danger The Doclopedia #2,339 Give Bob This Message: From His Girlfriend Sweetie,Got everything packed. Told Mr. Swenson to keep the cleaning deposit. Gloria came and got Xena. I'm glad she gets along with her cats. I'll miss her.I'll be ready when you get here at 2:00. Maybe we can stop for … Continue reading I Was A 7th Level Gnome Artificer For The FBI
Peanut Brittle Bottle Battle
...nope, not a clue The Doclopedia #2,337 Give Bob This Message: From His Brother Hey, bro, just a quick note here to let you know that I dropped off the packages to Millie, Mom & Dad, Sandy, and Carrie. My share is due to be laundered through the shop over the next 6 months.You take … Continue reading Peanut Brittle Bottle Battle
The Amazing Slider-Man
...he was bitten by a tiny radioactive hamburger The Doclopedia #2,336 Give Bob This Message: From His Ex-Wife Bob,I got the money you sent. Tom dropped it off this morning. Thank you. This will help me get set up out in Oregon and still have plenty for the kid's college fund. Larry's insurance really only … Continue reading The Amazing Slider-Man
Handsome Joe Goes To Hollywood
...with his humans The Doclopedia #2,334 Give Bob This Message: From His Former Partner You son of a bitch! I'll get you for this! The next five years will pass fast, because I'll be thinking about nothing but finding you and killing you. Enjoy the time you have left, because once I'm out of here, … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes To Hollywood
The Candy Fairies Strike Again!
...and it was tastyJust a quick post to let everyone know that February 28th will be the start of the next Doclopedia Deathmarch. I'm not sure how long it will go on, but I'm shooting for at least 500 days, maybe more.Sadly, though, that is when it will start appearing over on my Patreon, not … Continue reading The Candy Fairies Strike Again!
Dudley Was A Buysexual
...mostly because it was just easier that way. . . The Doclopedia #1,572 A Tale Of Six Wands: The Wand Of Seeking . Good morning once again, dear Tenna. When I was told that you had left early to take yesterday's story to a no doubt panicked Theramachus, I took the liberty of heading out … Continue reading Dudley Was A Buysexual
Therapy Fun: Part 5
posted in 2025 Therapist: Name a really happy moment in your life. Me: Meeting Grace Blue: Meeting Mara Buck: Meeting Cupcake Yoyo: Meeting Grindy Duke: Meeting Sunny Wives and girlfriends on the other side of the room give us all thumbs up. Therapist sees them. Therapist: Ah, I see. okay. Grace: You can give her … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part 5
Therapy Fun: Part Six
...posted in 2025 Therapist: Finish this sentence: "I'm..." Yoyo: Batman. Duke: Iron Man. (and he snapped his fingers) Blue: Too sexy for my shirt. Me: A hot rockin' daddy in the USA. Grindy: still standing. Sunny: a bitch. Annie: going down to Rosedale. Grace: on fire. Therapist: Okay, I walked right into that one. . … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part Six
Who Put The Rocket Fuel In Mrs. Murphy’s Swimming Pool?
...and by "rocket fuel", I mean bourbon. . . After The Change Came Series 4 A Day For Hangin' With My Homeboys Every couple of years, the Green Ladies put on a “Females Gathering Together Day”, during which sapient females of all species gather in large numbers to...well, I'm not 100% sure, being cis male … Continue reading Who Put The Rocket Fuel In Mrs. Murphy’s Swimming Pool?
Doc Tempest And The Secret Of The Vampire’s Tomb
...from the May, 1927 issue . After The Change Came Series 4 Feeling Old In Dog Years This Friday, my four kids graduate from college. That is on top of them all turning 9 years old a couple of weeks ago. I'm feeling a bit old here, folks. Now, at 19, I've still got a … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Secret Of The Vampire’s Tomb
Spaniels In The Pot
...not for cooking . . LETTERS FROM SISTER BOMIA Dear Sister Arilloni, I hope all is going well at the abbey. Did Sister Grek ever get over her cold? I hope so. Colds are bad enough for we mammals, but for the reptilian folk, they are much worse. My vacation is still going very … Continue reading Spaniels In The Pot
Dark Secrets Of The Dog Park
...mostly, they're about eating poop . . After The Change Came Series 4 A Day For Books And Walking Greetings, Dear Readers. I'm back for another entry in the blog. Today, I'll be telling you about my action packed yesterday. Well, action packed if you call a 24 mile walk to a used book store … Continue reading Dark Secrets Of The Dog Park
The Belatedly Retconned, But Well Crafted, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Blogger Who Forgot Things
...co-starring her favorite dwarf hamster, Ferdinand The Doclopedia #1,423 Dangerous Dames: Rita Lincoln Name: Rita Lincoln Aliases: None Age: 25 Hair: Blue & Green Eyes: Green Height: 5'4” Weight: 100 lbs Last Known Address: San Francisco, California Crimes: Murder, Kidnapping, Grand Theft, Arson Summary: Rita Lincoln was born in Reno, Nevada to a blackjack dealer … Continue reading The Belatedly Retconned, But Well Crafted, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Blogger Who Forgot Things
The Billionaire Dog’s Journal
...it's printed on gold pages New Doclopedia theme! WOOHOO! The Doclopedia #1,422 Dangerous Dames: Lily Martin Name: Lily Martin Aliases: Lily Moran, Lily Magellan Age: 33 Hair: Black Eyes: Brown Height: 5'9” Weight: 140 lbs Last Known Address: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Crimes: Murder, Grand Theft Summary: Lily Martin was born in Halifax, Nova Scotia … Continue reading The Billionaire Dog’s Journal
Module L-2: The Creepy Village Of Ploom
...for characters of level 2 to 3. The Doclopedia #1,418 Don't Touch That!: Girl I'm sorry, sir, but that girl is available only for very special customers. You see, she's cursed with both the ability to induce the most legendary orgasms in a man, but then drain their life force, killing them. Oh, no, … Continue reading Module L-2: The Creepy Village Of Ploom
Chapter 551: In Which Our Hero, Now Laden With Gold And Kitchenware, Takes His Dog To London
...the dog's name is Ramon THREE...YES, THREE...DOCLOPEDIA POSTS! I spoil you guys, I really do. The Doclopedia #1,415 Don't Touch That!: Sword Stay your hand there, Brandis. Unless I'm wrong, and I seldom am, that is Nightbreaker, the cursed sword of Lord Yorgon. Stand back and let me identify it properly. Oh yes, this … Continue reading Chapter 551: In Which Our Hero, Now Laden With Gold And Kitchenware, Takes His Dog To London
I’m Back
...thank you for all your condolences about Silky Confessions Of A Time Traveler Holmes, Sweet Holmes One of the big problems of jumping around time, space and alternate realities is that you very often meet people out of what some would call proper chronological order. No example points this out better than my long … Continue reading I’m Back
The Big Election Night, But After The Polls Closed, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Whiny GOP Snowflakes
...co-starring her pet jerboa, Earline . DOG ON . . So way back in 2012, at the age of 60, I got hit by a car, killed and reincarnated as a yellow Labrador Retriever. I wrote about it in my January 27th, 2012 post, but I figured you folks might want to know what happened … Continue reading The Big Election Night, But After The Polls Closed, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Whiny GOP Snowflakes
Therapy Fun: Part 7
...posted in 2025 Therapist, when we were discussing Silky: It's obvious that you loved her. When did she die? Me: April 19th, 1951...October 3rd, 1962...February 19th, 1963...May 10th, 1976...August 18th, 1986...August 23rd, 1998...September 28th, 1998...June 19th, 2006...November 20th, 2018. Not sure how many times over in her Homeline. Therapist: Me: Therapist: I think I need … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part 7
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