...you'll need a dead dragon and a huge oven The Doclopedia #3,087 Who Is Red?: An Antelope A tip of the bandana to Jamie Revell for the idea. NHTA Ministry of Arts Dossier Name: Red Zala Species: Red Fronted Gazelle Age: 12 years Education: Degree in Dance Arts from Gorilla City University, 2017 Current Job: … Continue reading How To Cook A Dragon
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Walter On The Ice
...he liked it there The Doclopedia #3,086 Who Is Red?: A Clown A big thank you to Lee Goldberg for the idea. Listen up, kid, cos I'm gonna tell ya 'bout Red Kanosky, Little Red, the greatest damned clown ever. Started clowning with the old Sparks Shows back in '06, when he was 11 years … Continue reading Walter On The Ice
Back Off, Susie Jane!
...just no The Doclopedia #3,085 Who Is Red?: A Commie A hippie style peace sign to Spike Y Jones for the idea. In the office of J. Edgar Hoover, June, 1969. “Here's the file, Director. You were right, this guy is a commie through and through. That nickname, Red, is a perfect fit. As you … Continue reading Back Off, Susie Jane!
The Seriously Romantic, Yet Totally Almost True, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boy With The Funny Nose
...co-starring her cousin, Sinnamon Bunzy The Doclopedia #3,084 Who Is Red?: A Fixer My big thanks to Colm Lundberg for the idea. Calm down, Danny. Yeah, you're in a world of shit, but I know a guy who might be able to help you out. His name is Red Bellman and he's a fixer. He's … Continue reading The Seriously Romantic, Yet Totally Almost True, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boy With The Funny Nose
Mr. Porkwaffle Tries To Relax
...and fails pretty badly The Doclopedia #3,083 Who Is Red?: A Frog A Las Vegas shoutout to Ron Wm Hurlbut for the idea In the Tooniverse, Red Frog is a fast talking con man that is forever getting the main characters into situations that go wrong. He knows they are greedy and/or stupid, and he … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Tries To Relax
The Worst Penguin
...it was GaryThe Doclopedia #3,082 Who Is Red?: Bard A big hug to Avis Crane for the idea. Name: Mokell “Red” Tertenian Class: Bard Species: Ostarian Human Level: 5 STR: 10 INT: 15 CON: 11 CHA: 16 DEX: 11 WIS: 10 Instruments: Flute, Fiddle Weapons: Rapier (1-8), Dagger (1-6) Spells: Distraction Peaceful Rest Energize Healing … Continue reading The Worst Penguin
One Day, The Turkeys Will Come For You!
...then your ass will go into an oven The Doclopedia #3,081 Who Is Red?: A Mortician Big ups to Gabriel Gentile for the idea. Let me tell you, you will not find a better xenomortician anywhere in this system, let alone on this planet, than Red Clymoxin. She has photos and tri-phots on her wall … Continue reading One Day, The Turkeys Will Come For You!
Bad Game Reaction
...OUCH!The Doclopedia #3,080 Who Is Red?:A Busker A tip of the bandana to Michael Schwartz for the idea. Oh, yeah, Red's busking over on the next block. Strummin' that guitar and singin'. Maybe doing a bit of a dance now and again. He's been doing it all over the city for about 5 years now. … Continue reading Bad Game Reaction
Bake A Cake By a Lake With A Snake
...do not fakeThe Doclopedia #3,079 A Bag Of Many Things: A Cup Of Lentils These are just ordinary lentils, tasty and healthy to eat. However, every 48 hours, the cup refills again. Being magical, this cup is probably worth big bucks.
The Five Blue Budgies Take A Walk
...DUDES! You can fly!The Doclopedia #3,078 A Bag Of Many Things: Two Blue Dice These are two ten sided dice that are a sky blue color. The numbers on them are red. They seem to roll true.
This Subject Line Kills Fascists!
...so, a good thing The Doclopedia #3,077 A Bag Of Many Things: A Child Sized Sword While this sword is sized for a kid, it would be okay for anyone who is about 3 feet tall and more or less child shaped. Sharp little sword, too.
Yellow Sky Socks
...fun to wearThe Doclopedia #3,076 A Bag Of Many Things: Jump Drive Readout This is a 14 inch digital display that plugs right into most Class 1-5 starships. They are guaranteed for 20 years and run about 500 credits.
Facts About Cows & Chickens
...they hate each other The Doclopedia #3,075 A Bag Of Many Things: A 50 Pound Note Yes, it's real. I mean, come on, mate, who can't use an extra 50 quid?
Crap Game In A Canoe
...that was strangeThe Doclopedia #3,074 A Bag Of Many Things: A Fake Butt This is not some big fake cosplay ass. It's designed to fit on your own ass cheeks. They have hollowed out areas for putting small items into. Popular with drug smugglers and spies.
Sad Times At The Serpent House
...the price of rats has gone up The Doclopedia #3,073 A Bag Of Many Things: Busted Wand A 14 inch long magic wand that is badly cracked and warped along most of its length. It can be repaired and re-enchanted, but it will cost big bucks.
The Last Boy On The Beach
...with about 40 girls The Doclopedia #3,072 A Bag Of Many Things: Dog Slippers These are some really nice slippers for a medium sized dog. Any dog wearing these will not slip on icy or really smooth surface, and their feet will stay dry and warm. A Bag Of Many Things
Heckin’ Good Frogs
...just the finestThe Doclopedia #3,071 A Bag Of Many Things: A Strange Bone This is the femur of a small, so far undiscovered, dinosaur. Two things about it: A, it's worth big bucks to any museum or paleontologist, and B, it's only about 2 years old.
Are Those Yard Pixies?
...they keep flitting all over The Doclopedia #3,070 A Bag Of Many Things:A Marble This marble is a larger than normal one. When placed on the ground, it will begin to very slowly roll away from you. After about 5 minutes, it will be up to 20 miles per hour. After another 5 minutes, it's … Continue reading Are Those Yard Pixies?
Jesus Loves You And Wants You To Shut The Fuck Up
...you know who you are The Doclopedia #3,069 Alt. RPG Adventures: Air Pirates Over Asia System: Airships Ahoy! Rating (1-5): 5 Steampunk RPGs are the New Hotness and Airships Ahoy! Is up at the top of the list. The rules are adapted from Pulped!, so if you've played that, you'll have no problems with this … Continue reading Jesus Loves You And Wants You To Shut The Fuck Up
I Just Need A Different Timeline
...one with a lot less orangeThe Doclopedia #3,068 Alt. RPG Adventures: Hellbilly Hoedown System: Grave Tales Rating (1-5): 4 Grave Tales has always been a great horror RPG with enough humor to leaven things out. This short, 16 page/4-6 hours, adventure goes somewhat more into humor than most do, but it still has some genuine … Continue reading I Just Need A Different Timeline
Water Those Begonias, Fred
...they are looking wiltedThe Doclopedia #3,067 Alt. RPG Adventures: The Venus To Io Run System: Solar Empires Rating (1-5): 5 The Solar Empires system has always been a great set of rules that fits the setting of 2450 planetary empires like a glove. This adventure not only shows that off well, but features the revised … Continue reading Water Those Begonias, Fred
Grandpa Vern Sneaks A Beer
...grandma was trying to keep him soberThe Doclopedia #3,066 Alt. RPG Adventures: Tears Of The Dragon, Part One System: Dragonland Rating (1-5): 4 Dragonland has always put the “high” in High Fantasy, and this beginning to a three part adventure is no different. Your 7th to 10th level characters will be able to save the … Continue reading Grandpa Vern Sneaks A Beer
Mrs. Wangdoodle Leads The Way!
...to the ice cream parlorThe Doclopedia #3,065 Alt. RPG Adventures: The Terror Master System: Pulped! Rating (1-5): 5 The Pulped! system is famous for its ability to replicate the fast action of the hero pulps of the 1930s and early '40s. Fights, chases, and last minute escapes are all handled with the fast and easy … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Leads The Way!
Hairy Pupper And The Hedgehog Mystery
...a prickly problem The Doclopedia #3,064 Alt. RPG Adventures: The Badlands Of Warl System: Eazy Peazy RPG Rating (1-5): 3 This is a barebones introductory adventure for the Eazy Peazy system, which is very rules light and a good starter system for beginners. The adventure is pretty straightforward: the PCs are heading into the rough … Continue reading Hairy Pupper And The Hedgehog Mystery
The Adventures Of The Pancake Dwarves
...with the flapjack fairies The Doclopedia #3,063 Stairway To...: Kaiju From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding... Friends, I am done with any more stairways until I have done some very rigorous studying of the multiverse! This last stairway took me to the most dangerous place I have ever been, and that is saying something!The … Continue reading The Adventures Of The Pancake Dwarves
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