...sorry, no naughty ones The Doclopedia #2,326 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Post Apocalypse Game You avoided the zombies, robots, diseased bikers, mutant geese, and aliens. Now you're back in your safe underground bunker with a big sack full of the following:3 cans of “Doggie Delight” dog food, beef stew flavor A rusted rakeTen 16 … Continue reading Secrets Of The Slide Room
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Yoyo And The Adventure Of The Sassy Cat
...very sassy The Doclopedia #2,325 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Time Travel Game Holy shit! This mission saw you going to 8 countries in 12 different centuries, just to find out that Dr. Senakawa was holed up drunk in a whorehouse in 1960 Osaka. But you did bring home this interesting stuff:A collection of clothing … Continue reading Yoyo And The Adventure Of The Sassy Cat
The Real Fake Story Of Limp Bill, The Lazy Otter
...so damned lazy The Doclopedia #2,324 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Cartoon Game Well, you never did catch that Foogle Bird in the haunted house, but you had lots of fun! You also managed to swipe a bunch of stuff from those maroons that were running around. Now your Back Pocket bulges with:A big jar … Continue reading The Real Fake Story Of Limp Bill, The Lazy Otter
Batman Is My Co-Pilot
...okay, he's actually the pilotThe Doclopedia #2,323 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Pirate Game Well, mate, those Spanish dogs put up a proper fight, but in the end, the ones that didn't die are tied up in their own ship's hold. It'll take a fair few hours to go through all the loot, but so … Continue reading Batman Is My Co-Pilot
Take A Little Tit Off The Bop
...no, wait The Doclopedia #2,322 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Steampunk Game As you narrowly escape from the gigantic land battleship of Count DeVilliers, you and your companions are now in possession of several interesting things. Among them are:The schematics for that enormous war machine A copy of the codebook that DeVilliers agents useSome of … Continue reading Take A Little Tit Off The Bop
Drunken Dingos Bothered My Platypus
...then they laughed at him The Doclopedia #2,321 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Modern Espionage Game Mars Gordon is dead, his plot to kill billions using space lasers ended. You will soon leave his burning secret lair, but not until you take a few things for the techies at your agency to look over. These … Continue reading Drunken Dingos Bothered My Platypus
The Journey Of A Thousand Entries…
...begins here, actually Hear ye, hear ye! The latest Doclopedia Deathmarch begins now!The Doclopedia #2,320 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Pulp Adventure Game Inside the Temple of the Snake Goddess, after defeating the evil mastermind known only as Garr, but upon death revealed to be Professor Enright, you find: Roughly 300 gems, mostly diamonds and … Continue reading The Journey Of A Thousand Entries…
The Candy Fairies Strike Again!
...and it was tastyJust a quick post to let everyone know that February 28th will be the start of the next Doclopedia Deathmarch. I'm not sure how long it will go on, but I'm shooting for at least 500 days, maybe more.Sadly, though, that is when it will start appearing over on my Patreon, not … Continue reading The Candy Fairies Strike Again!
Therapy Fun: Part 4
...posted in 2025 So, today, we have a large number of friends over for a cookout and general get together in the newly enlarged to 50 acres (including a 20 acre lake) Meadow Room. We invited our therapist over, and she agreed, since we had a session scheduled anyway. Then, this happened... The immediate family … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part 4
The Kitty Cats Get Crazy!
...crazier than normal . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Boogie Man Of Broadway Oh, for Christ's sake! Now we've got some psycho killing actors and directors on Broadway in New York. So far, he's done in 2 directors and 3 actors, all of them big names. He's … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Get Crazy!
Zesty Pickles
...zesty and exciting . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Something Big In The Bayou Sunday morning a week ago, three known poachers stumbled out of the swamp near Dulac, Louisiana. A deputy sheriff damn near ran them over. The three of them were beat all to hell … Continue reading Zesty Pickles
The Wayward Steer Adventure
...steers can be so stupid . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Black Eyed Girl Rumors and even videos of Black Eyed Children are common. They seem to be either aliens or demons. However, reports of Black Eyed Adults are very rare. To date, there have been three.But … Continue reading The Wayward Steer Adventure
Module K-1: Assault Upon The Castle Of The Pigeon King
...for characters level 3-5 . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Spiders, Man Are there really spiders “the size of Shetland Ponies” running around in Creek Valley, Texas? Several witnesses swear to it and a bunch of cattle are missing. A couple of people are unaccounted for, too. … Continue reading Module K-1: Assault Upon The Castle Of The Pigeon King
Meet Freddy The Spoon
...not a mobster, but an actual spoon . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Ghost Coasties Things are getting spooky out on the West Coast. Ghost sightings are up 800%! Surfer ghosts, ghostly fishing boats, haunted lumber mills, and spectral tourists on the Space Needle are just a … Continue reading Meet Freddy The Spoon
Cannibal Baby Invasion
...wait! babies don't have teeth! . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Little Green Women Looks like a change of pace from the average gray aliens/men in black sort of UFO encounter. This is 3 totally separate encounters, each at least 20 miles from the other and all … Continue reading Cannibal Baby Invasion
Mashed Peas & Pumpkin: A Mad Scientists Dinner
...and she loved it . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Suburban Sasquatch You've gotten 3 separate reports, one of which has video evidence, of Bigfoot wandering around the backyards of suburban San Jose, California. The video is pretty clear and it sure looks like Bigfoot. But is … Continue reading Mashed Peas & Pumpkin: A Mad Scientists Dinner
Mrs. Wangdoodle Takes A Drive To Vegas
...with her sister, Emily . Become a Patron! It might enhance your love life! . The Doclopedia #1,844 Thank You For Taking Our Survey: Sisters Of Merciful Pain . Thank you realizing that you are a pitiful little crotch sniffing wimp who needs punishment. Please take a moment to fill out our short survey. Thank … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Takes A Drive To Vegas
Dudley Was A Buysexual
...mostly because it was just easier that way. . . The Doclopedia #1,572 A Tale Of Six Wands: The Wand Of Seeking . Good morning once again, dear Tenna. When I was told that you had left early to take yesterday's story to a no doubt panicked Theramachus, I took the liberty of heading out … Continue reading Dudley Was A Buysexual
Not In This Issue: Hogs, Body Modification, Cheese or Trainspotting
...we do have an article on brainspotting The Doclopedia #1,505 More Islands of Adventure: Goat Island At 20 miles long and 8 miles wide, Goat Island is not one of the bigger islands in the Shallow Sea. It offers ships little protection from storms, since it does not have more than a couple of places … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Hogs, Body Modification, Cheese or Trainspotting
Therapy Fun: Part 5
posted in 2025 Therapist: Name a really happy moment in your life. Me: Meeting Grace Blue: Meeting Mara Buck: Meeting Cupcake Yoyo: Meeting Grindy Duke: Meeting Sunny Wives and girlfriends on the other side of the room give us all thumbs up. Therapist sees them. Therapist: Ah, I see. okay. Grace: You can give her … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part 5
Fish Stories
...but not about fishA Sort Of A Teaser To Fill Space One of the writing projects I've had on a back burner is called "Ten Short Stories About Death". My main requirement and self imposed rules are...1: Each story has to be short, preferably no more that 1,500 words2: Each story has to be very … Continue reading Fish Stories
The Utterly Too Cool For School, Yet Very Peppy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Battle Of Blackberry Hill
...co-starring her rival in all things, Very Pink Penelope. Thoughts On Gen Con 2019 First off , before I get to anything else, I want to thank my very dear and wonderful friends, Peter Hildreth and Avis Crane for paying my way to the con, putting me up in Peter's room, buying my meals and … Continue reading The Utterly Too Cool For School, Yet Very Peppy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Battle Of Blackberry Hill
Therapy Fun: Part Six
...posted in 2025 Therapist: Finish this sentence: "I'm..." Yoyo: Batman. Duke: Iron Man. (and he snapped his fingers) Blue: Too sexy for my shirt. Me: A hot rockin' daddy in the USA. Grindy: still standing. Sunny: a bitch. Annie: going down to Rosedale. Grace: on fire. Therapist: Okay, I walked right into that one. . … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part Six
Where Are The Cookies? I Was Told There Would Be Cookies.
...and milk! . . Life On The Magic Bus This entry will be redone soon
Dark Secrets Of The Dog Park
...mostly, they're about eating poop . . After The Change Came Series 4 A Day For Books And Walking Greetings, Dear Readers. I'm back for another entry in the blog. Today, I'll be telling you about my action packed yesterday. Well, action packed if you call a 24 mile walk to a used book store … Continue reading Dark Secrets Of The Dog Park