...I still can't talk about it The Doclopedia #1,356 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “D” D is for: Dave Foster Dave is the owner and main on air personality on M-164, the Gardener Dome radio station. He does the news and plays music 8 hours a day. He also hosts a call in show … Continue reading 200 Angry Pigeons
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The Rare And Beautiful Drunken Red Llama Of Potawango Island
...they get hammered by eating fermented melons Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,355 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “C” C is for: Charlie 3 Charlie 3 is main transport bus in Gardener dome. His route is often just around town, but can go out into the farming areas if needed. Charlie … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Drunken Red Llama Of Potawango Island
One Loud Fart Away From Getting Shot
...increase pucker factor to 11! The Doclopedia #1,354 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “B” B is for: Barb Pham Barb is a technician at the Gardener Dome's life support plant. Her primary job is running the water purification plant, but she also does a once a week shift at atmosphere storage. Barb is well … Continue reading One Loud Fart Away From Getting Shot
Not In This Issue: Red Worms, Morris Dancing, Poodles And Austin, Texas
...sorry, Austin. Stay weird. The Doclopedia #1,353 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “A” Gardener Dome is a town on Mars 1-Q in the year 2070. It has 1,500 inhabitants. This series of Doclopedia entries will list 27 of them, alphabetically. A is for Alwin Santiago Alwin is a chicken farmer and the Treasurer of … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Red Worms, Morris Dancing, Poodles And Austin, Texas
Grouchy Jackdaws Teased My Meadowlark
...until he was forced to pull a gun on them Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,352 Strange Bandanas: The Donald Duck One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… It looks like a simple white bandana with pictures of Donald … Continue reading Grouchy Jackdaws Teased My Meadowlark
The Tenderly Romantic, But Also Rather Sappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sausage Factory
...co-starring her neighbor, Mister Dinwiddy The Doclopedia #1,351 Strange Bandanas: The Blue Tiger Striped One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… While the Blue Tiger Striped bandana has no strange powers, I did get it by a rather strange turn of events. I was … Continue reading The Tenderly Romantic, But Also Rather Sappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sausage Factory
Chapter 883: In Which Our Hero, Heartbroken And Drunk, Still Manages To Con Three Frenchmen Out Of 1,000 Francs.
...of course, the Frenchies were drunk, too. The Doclopedia #1,350 Strange Bandanas: The Hawaiian Print One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… Oddly enough, I got this lovely tropical print bandana in Hawaii, on Maui. It was sold to me by a roadside … Continue reading Chapter 883: In Which Our Hero, Heartbroken And Drunk, Still Manages To Con Three Frenchmen Out Of 1,000 Francs.
The Incredible Adventures Of The Fabulous Four
...starring Daisy, Sasha, Luke & Silky The Doclopedia #1,349 Girls Just Wanna Have Guns: Lady Patience Stanton Name: Patience Amanda Catherine Stanton Age: 31 Profession: Monster Hunter Her Guns: .45 caliber pistols, sawed off shotgun, stake firing airgun Lady Patience has been hunting monsters since she was 16 years old, the same year the … Continue reading The Incredible Adventures Of The Fabulous Four
Dogs And Hogs Writing Blogs About Frogs
...often in heavy fogs The Doclopedia #1,348 Girls Just Wanna Have Guns: Sherry DiNova Name: Sherrylyn Alice DiNova Age: 29 Profession: Dispenser of Justice Her Guns: Matched pair of Sigorovich Mk X Dart Throwers In the year 2120, Earth is ruled by megacorporations, corrupt military and police, crooked politicians and the propaganda of the media. … Continue reading Dogs And Hogs Writing Blogs About Frogs
The Absolutely Crazy, Yet Still Totally Believable, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strawberry Jam Incident
...co-starring her best old pal, Wendy Wheatgrass Hot Damn, it's more Doclopedia entries! The Doclopedia #1,350 Fun Magic Spells: The Wall of Marshmallow Spell This spell creates a wall up to 30 feet wide, 10 feet tall and 3 feet thick. As stated, the wall is made up of marshmallow. The outside is dry … Continue reading The Absolutely Crazy, Yet Still Totally Believable, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strawberry Jam Incident
The Dancing Elks Present: Holiday Happenings On Ice
...how the hell do they dance on ice with those hooves? A very quick post, just so y'all know I'm not dead. The Doclopedia #1,348 Fun Magic Spells: The Following Fart Cloud Cast this second level spell on someone and their next fart comes out as a noxious green cloud that follows right behind … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Present: Holiday Happenings On Ice
Things I Am Thankful For Besides Sex, Beer, My Wife, My Dogs and Chocolate
...umm...bacon! And my PATREON BACKERS! Patreon Backer Shoutout! Carol Robinson, Mark A Schmidt, Loyd Blankenship and Derek Pearcy have all backed this blog. Thank you all! If YOU would like to back me on this blog, just go here… Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,347 Alt. Television: The Mysterious Adventures of Sherlock … Continue reading Things I Am Thankful For Besides Sex, Beer, My Wife, My Dogs and Chocolate
The Wildly Comedic, Yet Somewhat Restrained, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Auntie Rosie’s Birthday
...featuring Auntie Rosie, of course! Some Thoughts On Favorite Roleplaying Genres So I was recently thinking about the fact that I am both playing in and GMing D&D 5E fantasy games. I'm enjoying them both immensely, but I did realize that, outside of the odd game at conventions, I have not GMed anything but fantasy … Continue reading The Wildly Comedic, Yet Somewhat Restrained, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Auntie Rosie’s Birthday
The Early October, But Still Planning The Halloween Party, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Farting Cow
...co-starring her pet chipmunk, Penelope Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi, folks! I'm back with another edition of Reader Mail, mostly because I've been too busy to think up a proper rant. I asked for serious questions this time and here is what I got. Carol Robinson asks: “Given that human Terrans have not … Continue reading The Early October, But Still Planning The Halloween Party, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Farting Cow
The Happy Go Lucky, But Still Somewhat Creepy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Road Trip To Saugus To Visit Uncle Ferd.
...co-starring her little brother, Very Green Gary Random Stuff 1: Besides being hotter than 14 motherfuckers here in Northern California, the air is totally shitty with smoke from several fires. 2: The heat waves we have had off and on played hell with my garden. The squash and watermelons would not set fruit and … Continue reading The Happy Go Lucky, But Still Somewhat Creepy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Road Trip To Saugus To Visit Uncle Ferd.
The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Toad Eater Of Potawango Island
...they eat toads Patreon Backer Shoutout! Carol Robinson, Mark A Schmidt, Loyd Blankenship and Derek Pearcy have all backed this blog. Thank you all! If YOU would like to back me on this blog, just go here… Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross CritterCon 10 Day Eleven, Con Day Four Quick recap … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Toad Eater Of Potawango Island
And The Beef Goes On
...wait, wrong lyrics OOPS! Forgot to post this last night. I blame the partying. CritterCon 10 Day Ten, Con Day Three My day so far... 1: Woke up...no hangover...ate breakfast at Pancakeville. 2: 9 am panel on Pulp Games with 5 other folks, one of whom was Brian Misiaszek...went very well, lots of good … Continue reading And The Beef Goes On
Simple Salamanders
...great starter amphibians Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross CritterCon 10 Day Eight, Con Day One Quick recap of last night: Dungeon Diner for dinner. Great food, spanky leather ambiance, about 40 people in our group. The ice cream social was great. Delicious ice cream, plenty of folks there. Then those damned Texans brought out … Continue reading Simple Salamanders
Make Big Money Printing Big Money!
...you'll wonder why you never thought of it before CritterCon 10 Day Seven, Con Day Zero I have to make today's entry fast & dirty, so here are some of today's highlights. 1: We stopped the Bus at a beef jerky factory. Very fun and they gave out free samples. The Fearless Four did … Continue reading Make Big Money Printing Big Money!
Chapter 200: In Which Our Hero, Washed Up On The Shores Of An Island, Begins A Friendship With An Ape
...rum might have been involved CritterCon 10 Day Five We spent last night in Yuma, Arizona and the Bus left town at 7 this morning. We all were up by 8 and had a terrific breakfast of waffles and assorted meats. (Silky: Folks, if you ever get a chance to eat a breakfast prepared … Continue reading Chapter 200: In Which Our Hero, Washed Up On The Shores Of An Island, Begins A Friendship With An Ape
Happy Birthday, Luke!
...9 years old! CritterCon 10 Day Four Today was a day full of great roadside coolness and even cooler gaming on the bus! This probably explains why about most of our happy crew are sound asleep at 11:00 at night. Truth be told, I'm running on empty myself, so I'm gonna skip my usual … Continue reading Happy Birthday, Luke!
Under The Onion Tree
...and other stories CritterCon 10 Day Three Having planned this trip out carefully, I decided that between Castroville and Santa Barbara, there were no roadside attractions worth stopping at, or, if there were, they were ones we had already been to. With that in mind, the Bus started heading down the highway about … Continue reading Under The Onion Tree
Mr. Porkwaffle Tries To Climb A Tree
...with very humorous results CritterCon 10 Day Two So last night, after watching two movies from Earth 1-D (Fall of a Jedi Knight: A Star Wars Story and Tarzan and the Jewels of Opar), most of us sat around talking until just after one in the morning. This explains why we all slept in … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Tries To Climb A Tree
It Was The Kazoos That Pissed Off The Bull
...he was not a music lover Day Two will go up tonight. CritterCon 10 Day One, Part Two After leaving Half Moon Bay, we only had to drive 4 miles down the highway to reach our next roadside attraction, the Wooden Presidents. (Silky: As opposed to just the wooden headed presidents.) Penny … Continue reading It Was The Kazoos That Pissed Off The Bull
War Muffins
...they BOOM when you eat them. (Note: Part Two will go up tomorrow along with the Day 3 entry) CritterCon 10 Day One, Part One Hi folks! It is now 2:30 in the afternoon, we have just finished lunch and some spirited rounds of various card games (Sentinels of the Multiverse, Sushi Go, Dominion). (Daisy: … Continue reading War Muffins
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