...not as strange as you think The Doclopedia #1,377 When Harry Met...: Silky The old basset hound looked at the three teenagers and asked “Are you guys ready?” Harry, Ron & Hermione all answered yes. Silky had been training them hard for a month and they were not the same 15 year olds they had … Continue reading Tequila Sunrise Pancakes
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The Exceptionally Witty, Yet Also Quite Profound, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boy Who Dressed Like A Walrus
...co-starring her new best pall, Russ Wall. The Doclopedia #1,376 When Harry Met...: Luke The Dark Lord was as close to being giddy with happiness as he was ever likely to get. His enemies were dying nearly every day and his forces were getting bolder. True, he had lost several Death Eaters, like that simpering … Continue reading The Exceptionally Witty, Yet Also Quite Profound, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boy Who Dressed Like A Walrus
Chapter 13: In Which Our Hero Grabs The Treasure From The Hands Of The Evil Duke, Then Flees On Horseback Into The Night
...the Duke was NOT amused. Silky Explains It All All Of Me Yes, folks, it's me, Silky Dawn Cross, older sister to Sasha. I'm here instead of her because she is busy with several of her projects and because I wanted to write something anyway. Many, if not most of you, know that … Continue reading Chapter 13: In Which Our Hero Grabs The Treasure From The Hands Of The Evil Duke, Then Flees On Horseback Into The Night
My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks
...and how it grew The Doclopedia #1,375 When Harry Met...: Sasha Date: June 13th, 1943 Place: First floor girls lavatory, Hogwarts Tom Riddle walked into the girls lavatory about two minutes after he saw Myrtle Warren run in, sobbing like the blubbering mudblood cow she was. He had a confident smile on his face because … Continue reading My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks
Goons In The Tool Shed
...we never knew how they got in. The Doclopedia #1,370 Assorted Characters: The King Of Dice The true name of the King of Dice, along with his whereabouts after the Great Dungeon Delve, may never be known. Rumor has it that he was the actual author of 2nd Edition Monsters & Mayhem. The story goes … Continue reading Goons In The Tool Shed
Never Hide A Duck In Your Pants
...nobody will end up happy about it The FINAL entry for this version of The Alphabet. Christ, that took way too long. The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Z” Z is for: Zenobia N'Golo Zenobia is an artist who specializes in depicting the neo-rural lifestyle of Gardener Dome. Although she primarily paints using … Continue reading Never Hide A Duck In Your Pants
Module 1-Y: The Haunted Dungeon Of The Fart Demons
...EWWWWW, demon farts! The second to last entry for Gardener Dome...FINALLY! The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Y” Y is for: Yolanda Winkleton Yolanda is the Tourist Service Answer Woman in Gardener Dome. The dome gets several thousand tourists a year and Yolanda is ready to answer their questions and help them … Continue reading Module 1-Y: The Haunted Dungeon Of The Fart Demons
Unhappy Curlews Annoyed My Otters
...they should cheer the hell up The Doclopedia #1,370 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “X” X is for: Xakry 70 years ago, when scientists started developing Smart Animals and New Humans and other genetic creations, they accidentally created a few Mutants. Yes, just like in the comics. Humans with strange powers. Xakry is one of … Continue reading Unhappy Curlews Annoyed My Otters
The Really Rather Silly, But Also Strangely Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Panda Of Love
...co-starring her wacky pal, Emma Goosemeyer I am SO sorry for not keeping this blog updated as often as I should. Life has been throwing me curves for quite a while and this has impacted damn near everything I do. I'll try to be more regular on here. BIG SHOUTOUT TO MY NEWEST PATREON … Continue reading The Really Rather Silly, But Also Strangely Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Panda Of Love
Rocky Road High School
...was that a Ramones song? The Doclopedia #1,370 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “U” U is for: Uma Pool Uma and her sister, Deb have a 9 story tower farm in the south area. They raise a wide variety of melons and squash, mostly for the seeds, which they sell to various other farmers planetwide. … Continue reading Rocky Road High School
The Rare and Beautiful Short Branched Itchy Tree Of Potawango Island
...do NOT climb one while you are naked The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “T” T is for Tatyana Lewis Out near the Western Rim of Gardener Dome, you'll find the T. Lewis Goose Ranch. Tatyana and her husband, Ted, raise 6 breeds of geese here. They sell eggs and meat, but … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Short Branched Itchy Tree Of Potawango Island
The Action Packed, But Also Very Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Saucer Men From Neptune
...co-starring her hated enemy, Lemony Fresh Luella Big Shout out to my Patreon Backers! Thank you! The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “S” S is for: Sam 15 Sam 15 is the operator of the Gardner Dome Gaming Pub. The Pub is a popular place and has every type of game from … Continue reading The Action Packed, But Also Very Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Saucer Men From Neptune
Handsome Joe Goes Up In A Balloon
...and a happy adventure ensues The Doclopedia #1,370 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “R” R is for Rabbit Vanetti First off, yes, his first name really is Rabbit. It's a long story. Secondly, he is the main representative of the World Government of Mars in Gardener Dome. Third, he is also a farmer. Rabbit … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes Up In A Balloon
The Red Dog Loves Her Bunny
...and her bunny loves her back The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Q” Q is for: Quinksy Martha “Quinksy” Quinkmiller is the owner of the “Restful Refuge” bed & breakfast in Gardener Dome. Her establishment is very popular with tourists who enjoy an old fashioned cottage atmosphere. Quinksy has three small cottages … Continue reading The Red Dog Loves Her Bunny
Title Under Construction
...thank you for your patience The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “P” P is for: Penny West Penny is an artist and her medium of choice is yarn that she spins from the wool of her own sheep. She knits the yarn into blankets, hats, sweaters and many other things. Sometimes she just … Continue reading Title Under Construction
The Five Things You Must Never Do To An Elephant
...#1: Tell him hippos are cuter. TWO Doclopedia entries today, folks! The Doclopedia #1,366 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “N” N is for: Nem Radlofsky Nemmo Radlofsky has the job of running the power plant for Gardener Dome. While most of the power comes from the huge solar array next to the dome, there … Continue reading The Five Things You Must Never Do To An Elephant
Module J-2: Lost In The Forest Of Trolls
...not a reference to Twitter The Doclopedia #1,365 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “M” M is for: Moko Timi One of several Smart Animals in Gardener Dome, Moko is a lowland gorilla and a teacher at Midtown Day School. She is a graduate of the University of Mars Wells Dome Complex, with a Masters degree … Continue reading Module J-2: Lost In The Forest Of Trolls
The Chocolatey Delicious, But Also Extremely Spicy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Playful Platypus
...featuring her new pal, Calvin the Cockatoo The Doclopedia #1,364 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “L” L is for: Lily Watkins Lily is the owner of Watkins Aquaculture, an eight story tall tower farm just east of town. Lily and her wife Gail raise 6 species of fish, two species of shrimp. crayfish, oysters and … Continue reading The Chocolatey Delicious, But Also Extremely Spicy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Playful Platypus
Doc Tempest And The Earthquake Master
...from the May 1939 issue The Doclopedia #1,363 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “K” K is for: Kong Kong is the main HarvestBot in the dome. His name is derived from the fact that he was built by the King Robotics Plant in Helium Dome. He is fine with the name. Like most HarvestBots, Kong … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Earthquake Master
Chapter 28: In Which Our Hero, Having Recently Been Robbed By A Masked Spaniard, Makes Friends With An Otter
...and plots his revenge The Doclopedia #1,362 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “J” J is for: Javier O'Toole Javier is a fairly recent immigrant to Mars, having arrived with his new bride ten years ago. He came to Gardener Dome specifically to take over running his uncle's avocado farm in Tower Farm 12. Since … Continue reading Chapter 28: In Which Our Hero, Having Recently Been Robbed By A Masked Spaniard, Makes Friends With An Otter
The Second To Last Jedi
...he retired early and didn't get killed The Doclopedia #1,361 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “I” I is for: Iggy Pup There are 5,643 Smart Dogs on Mars. Iggy is one of them. He is known around the dome as both a reliable businessdog and an irrepressible goofball. The business Iggy is in is … Continue reading The Second To Last Jedi
Here Comes Pam, The Talking Vacuum Cleaner!
...dogs & cats are terrified of her The Doclopedia #1,360 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “H” H is for: Hespy Mikks Hespy (real name Hesperidia) is a native of Gardener Dome, having been born there 16 years ago. She lives with her parents and two younger brothers in Tower Farm 7 on the south side … Continue reading Here Comes Pam, The Talking Vacuum Cleaner!
Mexican Jenny Had A Way With Cats
...none of them ever tried to kill her The Doclopedia #1,359 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “G” G is for: Gilbert Gardener Gil, as everyone calls him, is the founder of Gardener Dome. He is also the oldest person in the dome at age 90. Everyone like him and he is very proud of the … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Had A Way With Cats
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Spill Hot Pepper Juice On Your Crotch
...you will speak in tongues The Doclopedia #1,358 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “F” F is for: Freddy Freddy is a chimera, part human, part chimpanzee. In Gardener Dome, he is part of the Dome Maintenance Unit. If you see a big hairy guy on one of the dome access catwalks, it is most … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Spill Hot Pepper Juice On Your Crotch
Mr. Fishy Fish Makes A Very Bad Decision
...he jumped out of the fish bowl and it was fatal The Doclopedia #1,357 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “E” E is for: Emily Salonga Emily,“Emmy” to her friends, is the owner and head baker at “Third Street Bakery” in downtown Gardener. She has owned and run the shop with her husband Eddie for the … Continue reading Mr. Fishy Fish Makes A Very Bad Decision
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