...brothers & sisters, I wrote it The Doclopedia #3,061 Stairway To...: Fairyland From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding... Alas, my latest trip up a stairway was no more successful at getting me to Heaven than the previous trips were. However, that does not mean it wasn't worthwhile. Indeed, it was quite profitable. You see, … Continue reading Handbook Of Causing Trouble
Month: November 2024
That Darned Lobster!
...he's a tricky scamp The Doclopedia #3,060 Stairway To...: War From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding... After returning from the three year long search for the remains of the Archwizard Loroftus, which, by the way, we never found, I returned home. After taking a few months to rest and regrow various body parts, I … Continue reading That Darned Lobster!
A Sweet Job For The Red Feather Gang
...300K just waiting The Doclopedia #3,059 The Alphabet: Z Is For...Zoom Ring The Zoom Ring was a magical ring that allowed a person to move for up to 2 hours at 10 times normal speed. A person walking at 5 miles per hour normally, would thus be moving at 50 miles an hour, and could … Continue reading A Sweet Job For The Red Feather Gang
A Hot Plate Of Chicken Bits
...don't ask which bits The Doclopedia #3,058 The Alphabet: Y Is For... Yodelin' Joe If you had told people in 2000 that the #1 kids television show in 2005 would be the live action adventures of a 30 year old country boy white guy who yodeled half of his dialog, they would have called you … Continue reading A Hot Plate Of Chicken Bits
The Totally Serious, Yet Still Pretty Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Albino Dinosaur
...co starring her pet fruit bat, Imogene The Doclopedia #3,057 The Alphabet: X Is For...Xenox “You want to know about Xenox? Oh, I'll tell you about Xenox! They are a lying, scamming sack of demzo. They cheated me out of 25,000 G-creds and left me stranded on Orvulon 3 for 10 rotations. When they finally … Continue reading The Totally Serious, Yet Still Pretty Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Albino Dinosaur