...made of 50% recycled old days The Doclopedia #2,642 What Did You Find?: Out In The Barn Holy heck, Jimbo, that there is a still. Uncle Roy's been cooking up 'shine! I told you he was up to something over here. I reckon that's why he's not here tonight. He's probably out on deliveries in … Continue reading A New Day For Doctor Silkmelon
Author: Doc Cross
I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.
Quiet Podowski Lives!
...in Oakland, actually. The Doclopedia #2,641 What Did You Find?: In Lord Chattenham's Study Really, Celeste, you must calm down and hold the torch still. I need to see what I'm doing here. Hmm, these look like letters from Frank, postmarked from Egypt. I told you he wasn't in the United States. And look here, … Continue reading Quiet Podowski Lives!
The Kobold Who Became A Gladiator
...his career was very short The Doclopedia #2,640 What Did You Find?: At The Secret Laboratory Agent Rostovich, it would seem you have found some device the Nazis were working on toward the end of the war. You are to be commended for getting it here quickly and in one piece. We regret the loss … Continue reading The Kobold Who Became A Gladiator
Chihuahua Park
...and you thought dinosaurs were bad. The Doclopedia #2,639 What Did You Find?: At Old Jim's Place Sheriff, we rode on out to Old Jim's shack like you said. He was dead out by the well. Shot twice in the chest. Killer was facing him. Jim had his shotgun, and it looks like he got … Continue reading Chihuahua Park
Ride Into Danger
...a story of the new old west The Doclopedia #2,638 What Did You Find?: In The Dungeon Well, it looks like, along with the 90 gold pieces and other coins, you came up pretty well on this trip.You've got a ring of spell turning, a ring of water walking, two scrolls that have two spells … Continue reading Ride Into Danger
The Rare And Beautiful Flowering Carnivorous Death Willow Of Potawango Island.
...don't climb one! The Doclopedia #2,637 In Less Than 25 Words: Beer He just needs a couple of lookouts, guys. Pays $50.00 each, plus a case of beer each. A CASE OF BEER EACH, RODNEY!
Echo Of The Gecko
...a strange horror story The Doclopedia #2,636 In Less Than 25 Words: Pokey The Cat Do we call him that because he's fat & slow? Hell no! We call him Pokey because he'll fuck anything that moves.
Clear Snailing
...escargot The Doclopedia #2,635 In Less Than 25 Words: Map Of The Outer Lands I'm pretty certain that this is a map of the Outer Lands, out beyond Dallas. Say's here it was by a person named ARCO.
It’s Booze Cake For Me!
...Scotch Chocolate! The Doclopedia #2,634 In Less Than 25 Words: Kara Karan Look, I'm just saying that I'm not going into Kara Karan. No way! They EAT halflings there! You and the elf have fun.
Plorko!
...kwizzip uf adrex The Doclopedia #2,633 In Less Than 25 Words: Nazi Fish Men There were no “Nazi Fish Men”, Commander Hensen. It was all a fake by the Germans. And discussing it will violate the Secrets Act.
The Email Of Cthulhu
...it'll still drive you insane The Doclopedia #2,632 In Less Than 25 Words: The Best Hot Dog In San Francisco Why, friend, you want the beef foot long from Nick Cavelli's cart down by Pier 42. Comes on a fresh sourdough roll. Delicious!
Squints McGraw, Public Investigator
...he was good at his job The Doclopedia #2,631 In Less Than 25 Words: Dorsey The Fence Joe Dorsey was a dealer in stolen goods. He betrayed a popular thief to the mob. Now he's part of Interstate 10.
Quick Opinions
...and wry humor The Doclopedia #2,630 Legendary Snakes: Ophidius The super villain known as Ophidius is one of the most dangerous villains on SuperEarth 6. A genius criminal mastermind who has the ability to transform into any sort of snake he can imagine, he is also the leader of the Snake People of Dirox 4, … Continue reading Quick Opinions
The Wizard Of Gauze
...he was an Army medic The Doclopedia #2,629 Legendary Snakes: The Dragon Eater On Fantasy Earth 455, there are many dragons. They range in size from 30 feet long to 90 feet long. They are all very smart, very powerful, and almost the apex predator on that planet. Almost. The snake known as the Dragon … Continue reading The Wizard Of Gauze
Hercules Against The Giants
...starring Steve Reeves The Doclopedia #2,628 Legendary Snakes: The Snake God Of Venus When the Royal Astronautical Society's 1885 mission to Venus landed on that hot, swampy planet, one of the first things the natives told them about was the Snake God. According to the natives, the Snake God was 300 feet long, always hungry, … Continue reading Hercules Against The Giants
The Things I Do To Please These Dogs
...two words: dog rice The Doclopedia #2,627 Legendary Snakes: Larry Larry is the biggest rattlesnake in the world, at 8 feet 10 inches long. He is also one of the oldest snakes in the world, at age 50. Finally, he is way smarter than any other reptile. In fact, he's probably as smart as your … Continue reading The Things I Do To Please These Dogs
The Crazy Nutty, Yet Very Stupid, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The D&D OGL
...co-starring her GM, Mickey Silva The Doclopedia #2,626 Legendary Snakes: The Golden Viper Sought after by treasure hunters and archaeologists for 150 years, the Golden Viper is an artifact of great value and mystery. Supposedly made in India somewhere around 1610, the piece shows a viper about 3 feet long draped over a human skull. … Continue reading The Crazy Nutty, Yet Very Stupid, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The D&D OGL
The Five Blue Budgies Fight A Cat
...and they won The Doclopedia #2,625 Legendary Snakes: The Butt Snake It should come as no surprise that as reports of pet snakes escaping and coming up through toilets were published in newspapers and covered on other media, that an urban legend would arise. And it has. Although details vary widely from city to city, … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Fight A Cat
Derek Goes To Austin
...to look for Silvia The Doclopedia #2,624 Legendary Snakes: The Serpent Of Blywfydd The serpent in question is a local legend in the area around Blywfydd, Wales, and has been for nearly 500 years. 30 feet long, black as night, and possessed of three eyes, it was said to have roamed the area for a … Continue reading Derek Goes To Austin
Juice Foxes
...cute, but creepy The Doclopedia #2,623 My Android Staff: Dixie Name: Dixie Job: Greenhouse Manager Description: A short, grandmotherly looking woman with brown skin, green eyes, and a hard to pin down accent, Dixie is in charge of our greenhouses. She tends all of the various climatic zones with loving care, and the help of … Continue reading Juice Foxes
Mrs. Wangdoodle Triumphant
...as always The Doclopedia #2,617 My Android Staff: Jeeves Name: Jeeves Job: Valet to me and Head Butler Description: Jeeves looks very much like Stephen Fry in his mid 30s, but somewhat less pudgy and with a deeper voice. He stands 6'4'' tall. He runs the show around here and does a damned good job … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Triumphant
Uncle Swifty Gets Married
...for the fifth time The Doclopedia #2,622 My Android Staff: David Name: David Job: Supervisor of the Zoo Room Description: If you guessed that David looks like David Attenborough at 40, you are correct. Despite the name “Zoo Room” that area of the Bus contains 4 zoos and aquariums that cover a total area of … Continue reading Uncle Swifty Gets Married
A Garden That Eats You
...chomp chomp The Doclopedia #2,621 My Android Staff: Archie Name: Archie Job: Manager of the TV/Movie Theaters Description: Archie looks somewhat like a very young, redheaded, Martin Scorsese. He is 5'5'' tall, slightly pudgy, very outgoing, extremely passionate about entertainment, and liable to start acting out scenes from movies or TV episodes right in the … Continue reading A Garden That Eats You
Kings And Rascals
...often in the same body The Doclopedia #2,620 My Android Staff: Julia Name: Julia Job: Head Chef Description: She may sound and act like Julia Child, but the body she chose is of a 30 year old, 6' tall African American woman with culinary tattoos and white hair. Julia and her two co-chefs, Jacques and … Continue reading Kings And Rascals
How To Find Ghosts
...if you want to The Doclopedia #2,619 My Android Staff: Mrs. Hudson Name: Mrs. Hudson Job: Head Housekeeper and #1 Ladies Maid to Grace, my wife. Description: Our beloved Mrs. Hudson looks and sounds like Elsa Lanchester at around 30. Her eyes are violet. She is in charge of all our housekeeping staff and runs … Continue reading How To Find Ghosts
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