...more fake anime DogCon 3: Day 1, Part 2 Ok, so let's review my schedule and see how my day went. 11:00 am - 1:00 pm: Running Toon game "The House That Jerks Built" This game went very well, as it has the last 52 times I've run it. Oldest player this time: 46 Youngest … Continue reading Secret Monster Hunter Yumi
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It Was The Chinese Monkey That Screwed Up The Entire Operation
...I think he was working for the feds DogCon 3: Day 1, Part 1 Last night's party was a blast. Free candy...free drinks...three rockin' bands including the all female Led Zeppelin tribute band, Zeperella...both male & female hotties serving drinks & candy...lots of great conversation...Stupid Human Tricks...and best of all, no hangover today! By 9:00 … Continue reading It Was The Chinese Monkey That Screwed Up The Entire Operation
Mrs. Wangdoodle Gets Down & Funky
...in the Motor City DogCon 3: Day 0, Part 2 Right now, it's almost 9:00 PM and Spike, Doc Mystery & I are almost ready to go to the Pre-Con Party. I am really looking forward to this. When last I blogged, we were looking through the 1910 Sears Vatalog style con books. There are, … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Gets Down & Funky
The Ecology Of The Big Doofus
...with notes on the closely related Dummy and Goofball DogCon 3: Day 0, Part 1 Once again, the Jones & Cross contingent gathered to go eat breakfast at 9:00. Our restaurant of choice was the newly opened "Waffles From Outer Space", which has a cool sci-fi theme to it. They also serve great waffles, breakfast … Continue reading The Ecology Of The Big Doofus
Whovian Firefly Trek Galactica 5
...once again, a subject line causes fanboys & fangirls to orgasm Trip to DogCon 3: Day 13, Part 1, In which we see several UFO's, visit with a whole bunch of harmonica players, take yet another temporal detour and finally reach Wilted Springs. (Note: All comments in italics are by non-humans) Continuing where I left … Continue reading Whovian Firefly Trek Galactica 5
The Amazing Steam Powered Battle Duck
...funny looking, but deadly The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 12, Part 1, In which we do a whole bunch of stuff and don't get much closer to the con. (Note: All comments in italics are by non-humans) Oy vey, was yesterday packed with activity! I shall list it all below. 1: We at the … Continue reading The Amazing Steam Powered Battle Duck
Flash Gordon And His Trip To Arkansas
...along with Dr. Zarkov and Dale Arden No post tonight. It will go up tomorrow. Too tired to write. Must sleep.
Squeeze That Pixie!
...how else can you get fresh squeezed pixie juice? The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 11, Part 1, In which we set out to see a chunk of Route 66, meet a bunch of the original hippies, have REAL second thoughts about the TARDIS unit and sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" for a large audience of mostly … Continue reading Squeeze That Pixie!
Don’t Shoot Me, I’m Only The Accordian Player
...on second thought, shoot me. The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 10, Part 2, In which we view even more roadside attractions, I extol the virtues of driving a house on wheels, we have Round 1 of "Goat VS Dog" and we enter St. Louis and encounter the Jones Gang. (Note: All comments in italics … Continue reading Don’t Shoot Me, I’m Only The Accordian Player
Green Clowns From Under Your Bed
...they'll recycle your trash, then eat your face. The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 10, Part 1, In which we go on a roadside attraction binge, our critters get lost on the bus and we eat more corndogs. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) We are scheduled to visit seven roadside attractions today. … Continue reading Green Clowns From Under Your Bed
Jenny, The Lap Dancer Who Saved The World
...who knew lap dancing kills aliens? The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 9, Part 1, In which we give you a quick run down of the events of the day (Note: Flash is still not in a writing mood.) 1: Early on, we saw The Marble Sculptures Of Great Americans, which were not carved from … Continue reading Jenny, The Lap Dancer Who Saved The World
I Was A Muppet For The FBI
...looking for commie muppets The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 8, Part 1, In which we see a Viking ship inside a house, adopt a goat and camp with members of my tribe. (Note: No comments by Flash this time. He's pissed off about the goat.) The second half of today's journey saw us stopping … Continue reading I Was A Muppet For The FBI
Sunlight On Blonde Hair
...and green eyes The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 8, Part 1, In which we see more garden gnomes than is probably mentally healthy, pick up a hitchhiker, take yet another walk in the woods and have a very terrifying moment. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) We left Fargo around 9:00 this … Continue reading Sunlight On Blonde Hair
Marshmallow Peeps As A Deterrent To War
...first, drop humongous Peeps on your borders The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 7, Part 2, In which we see a stampede of old people, view a pyramid and let our critters run free. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) In Minot, North Dakota, we had to buy a few necessities and, finding … Continue reading Marshmallow Peeps As A Deterrent To War
The King Of East Buttonwillow
...it was a very small kingdom The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 7, Part 1, In which we have a bit more temporspatial trouble, visit a rainforest, see huge metal wildlife and have a picnic. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) Today, we ate breakfast on the bus and hit the road about … Continue reading The King Of East Buttonwillow
Gone Fission
...I'll try to get to church for critical mass The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 6, Part 2, In which we support small local & wierd business, are boarded by the police and see our critters eat for free. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) Well, it took many hours and 438 miles, … Continue reading Gone Fission
Electric Cocoa
...tasty and hallucinatory The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 6, Part 1, In which we leave at the dawning of the day, eat a big breakfast and find out exactly where the antelope play. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) I was up about an hour before dawn to shower and get everything … Continue reading Electric Cocoa
The Rare And Beautiful And Deadly Flying Weaselcobra Of Potawango Island
...they are just crazy dangerous The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 5, Part 2, In which we have a somewhat quieter drive, curry is eaten and my cat falls in love. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) The second, mostly downhill, half of our trip through Glacier National Park on the Going To … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Deadly Flying Weaselcobra Of Potawango Island
The Mysterious, Yet Oddly Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Haunted Shopping Mall
...co-starring her pet emu, Walter The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 5, Part 1, In which we quickly recap yesterday, drive on a twisty mountain road, view scenic panoramas and watch tourists behave stupidly. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) Recap of yesterday: I was not feeling 100% ok yesterday. In fact, I … Continue reading The Mysterious, Yet Oddly Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Haunted Shopping Mall
The Ice Cream Gnomes Are Coming To Steal Your Berries
...so don't make them get rough. The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 5, Part 1, In which Your Humble Narrator rests and let's the critters do the blogging. I indulged in too much Guinness and too many shots of Jack last night. That resulted in us not leaving Missoula until noon. We are now in … Continue reading The Ice Cream Gnomes Are Coming To Steal Your Berries
Never Spank A Skunk
...in fact, you'll probably want to skip the stern lectures, too The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 4, Part 1, In which we hang out in Missoula. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) After the ass whoopin' start to our stay here in Missoula, we decided to make today a mellow day. So … Continue reading Never Spank A Skunk
The 43 Things You Need To Know About Vampire Llamas
...#5: they like to sneak up on bloggers and iujhsdoivuh lscx kl The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 3, Part 2, In which we arrive in Montana and my furry children unleash righteous anger upon the unjust. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) After a short stop in the town of Lolo to … Continue reading The 43 Things You Need To Know About Vampire Llamas
Gummy Kaiju
...they keep trying to destroy Tokyo with their sweet stickiness The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 3, Part 1, In which we visit a couple of quickly viewed attractions and then take a walk in the woods. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) We slept in a bit, getting up at 8:30 and … Continue reading Gummy Kaiju
Chapter 321: In Which Our Hero, Having Narrowly Avoided Marriage, Must Escape Into The Wilderness
...armed only with a teaspoon and some yak butter The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 2, Part 2, In which we learn a very great deal about onions, our conveyance slips sideways in time and we find a stash of chocolate. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) So...Walla Walla, Washington...Onion Central for the … Continue reading Chapter 321: In Which Our Hero, Having Narrowly Avoided Marriage, Must Escape Into The Wilderness
Harry Potter And The Chocolate Frog Invasion
...it seemed like a good idea at the time, that Unlimited Sweets spell The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 2, Part 1, In which we view movies you cannot watch, see large bathroom products and leave a town quickly. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) We spent last night in a wonderful KOA … Continue reading Harry Potter And The Chocolate Frog Invasion
