...they sing reggae The Doclopedia #3,221 My Secret Identity: Mark A Kinney Is...Duncan MacKinnon Yes, Mark Kinney sometimes disguises himself to look like Duncan MacKinnon, but here's the really strange part: Duncan MacKinnon disguises himself to look like Mark Kinney. And they do it at the same time! Yes, you heard that right. There's never … Continue reading My Life Among The Singing Flowers
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The War Between Cake Pixies And Pie Brownies
...it gets messy The Doclopedia #3,220 My Secret Identity: Avis Crane Is...Imogen Swensen Why, you may well ask, would a woman in her early 70s dress herself up as a somewhat older woman who speaks with a mild Norwegian accent and seems ever so slightly befuddled by the modern world? Why, to get up to … Continue reading The War Between Cake Pixies And Pie Brownies
Junior Muskrat Runs Away
...to his grandma's house The Doclopedia #3,219 My Secret Identity: Rosie Cross Kirkland Is...Cosmo Nips Thanks to a superscientific potion, senior citizen & grandmother Rosie Cross Kirkland is able to transform into a 35 year old mob boss named Cosmo Nipolino, AKA Cosmo Nips.But wait! Rosie doesn't want to be a crimelord, she wants to … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Runs Away
Lumpy Sniznori Gets The Girl
...Eloise Gurtle The Doclopedia #3,218 My Secret Identity: Angus MacDonald Is...The Ref Whenever an argument breaks out over a die roll, a rule, or even a player's ill thought out choice of action, The Ref will appear to set things straight. In minutes, he'll say what needs to be heard, tell everyone to calm down, … Continue reading Lumpy Sniznori Gets The Girl
Real Fake News
...about real fake people The Doclopedia #3,217 Really, Fred?: Fred Rolls His Dice Dude, I can't even with Fred! We were at ElfCon, playing in the big Burrows & Bugbears tournament, and Fred rolls three crits in a row! Naturally, the GM wanted to make sure things were on the up and up, so he … Continue reading Real Fake News
Whale Sports
...mostly, it's Sink The Boat The Doclopedia #3,216 Really, Fred?: Fred Paints His House Fred's a really talented painter. He paints landscapes, still lifes, portraits, and about 200 paintings of his dog, Booboo, and his cat, Mary. He sometimes sells his work, but mostly gives it to friends of schools or libraries. Anyway, he decided … Continue reading Whale Sports
A Stork Ate Some Pork That He Got From A Dork
...he didn't need a fork The Doclopedia #3,215 Really, Fred?: Fred Gets Drunk You are NOT going to believe this! Fred got drunk last night. Yeah, Fred. See, after we all went to the movies on Friday, we decided to stop by the Palm Tree Lounge and have a drink. Of course, we figured Fred … Continue reading A Stork Ate Some Pork That He Got From A Dork
Is That A Vampire Moose?
...time to run The Doclopedia #3,214 Really, Fred?: Fred Adopts A Dog So, one day, Fred goes off to the local shelter and adopts this medium sized mutt he names Booboo. Booboo was some sort of wire haired terrier mix, maybe with some hound mixed in. He was a sweet little guy and loved Fred. … Continue reading Is That A Vampire Moose?
He Fishes With The Sleepers
...he's weird The Doclopedia #3,213 Strange Bandanas: The Emoji One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I bought this bandana, which is black with little yellow emoji faces on it, during a bandana buying spree in 2022. I bought about 15 that day. This … Continue reading He Fishes With The Sleepers
Pod People Party
...I'll pass The Doclopedia #3,212 Strange Bandanas: The Blue Leopard Print One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I think I found this bandana in a thrift store back around 2007. It's one of 4 leopard print bandanas that I own. It looks pretty … Continue reading Pod People Party
Making Magic Under A Half Moon
...it was fun magic The Doclopedia #3,210 Strange Bandanas: The Pink Zebra Striped One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I got this bandana originally as one of 10 regular black and white zebra striped bandanas. I dyed or tie dyed all 10, and … Continue reading Making Magic Under A Half Moon
Why Dogs Matter
...because they are dogs. DUH! The Doclopedia #3,209 Strange Bandanas: The Superman One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is one of several superhero bandanas I own, and it's power is totally a Superman thing. See, while wearing it, if I take off … Continue reading Why Dogs Matter
The Big Moose Had The Juice
...but he seldom used it The Doclopedia #3,208 Important Notes: About The Powersuit Powersuit Test #1 Suit fits well, but needs a bit more padding inside. Climate control is good. Resistance to sustained fire by rifles and handguns is about 85% of optimal. Fix this. Damage done by both lasers and repulsors was better than … Continue reading The Big Moose Had The Juice
The Five Blue Budgies Are Back In Town
...and looking for trouble The Doclopedia #3,207 Important Notes: About The New Guy Boss, I've been keeping an eye on the new guy, Greg, like you asked. Here are my thoughts.He's a good worker, maybe the best on the night shift. He's tough. The other night, Rudy accidentally sideswiped him with a forklift. It would … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Are Back In Town
The Golden Hat Of Love
...or maybe lust The Doclopedia #3,206 Important Notes: About The Zeppelin ALERT FOR DOC TEMPEST & TEAM The Red Zeppelin has been sighted 70 miles south of you, near Decatur, Georgia. Scout plane reports many weapons, including the sonic beam weapon. It seems to have some sort of optical capability that sometimes makes it look … Continue reading The Golden Hat Of Love
Six Cats On A Bed
...the fighting starts soon The Doclopedia #3,205 Important Notes: About The Dungeon Here are my notes and thoughts on the Dungeon of 10,000 Screams. When my friends and I ventured there 30 years ago, we got most of the way through the 3rd level before it got really bad. There are at least 2 more … Continue reading Six Cats On A Bed
Making Cakes With The Baker Elves
...fancy cakes The Doclopedia #3,204 Important Notes: About The Bootleggers Sammy, Take Joe and Big Mike with you. Pack heat, just in case. Meet the boat down at the old fishing dock. You should get 8 cases for 80 bucks. If they are running light, just pay for what they have. Don't spend time bullshitting. … Continue reading Making Cakes With The Baker Elves
Horror Of The Toad Women
...late night horror movie The Doclopedia #3,202 Top Ten Lists From Earth 2-A: RPGs 1: Goblins! 2: Dungeons & Dragons 6th Edition 3: Toonquest 4: Star Trek: New Frontiers 2nd Edition 5: Pulped: Two Fisted Adventuring 6: Call Of Cthulhu 2220 7: Runequest 9th Edition 8: Super Stories 9: Middle Earth Explorers 10: Dragonworld
Newt Fries!
...nope The Doclopedia #3,201 Top Ten Lists From Earth 2-A: Headlines of 2014 1: Hong Kong On Fire! 2: Republican Leaders Arrested 3: Mount Shasta Erupts! 4: Texas Governor Shuts Down Freeway 5: Nude Protestors March In London 6: UC California Scientists Clone Human! 7: Tax Riots In Russia Result In Deaths 8: Mars Colony … Continue reading Newt Fries!
Chocolate Bicycles
...don't ride in hot weather The Doclopedia #3,200 Top Ten Lists From Earth 2-A: Slang Words 1: Clumser 2: Pennyflipper 3: Swidged 4: Jarred Up 5: Ouchness 6: Poking The Panda 7: Scream Dice 8: Running The Small Dogs 9: Looking Tall 10: Not Gonna Sell That Today
Big Values Inside!
...they won't last forever! The Doclopedia #3,199 Top Ten Lists From Earth 2-A: Sci-Fi/Fantasy Television Series 1: Special X Unit 2: Dungeons & Dragons 3: Mars: 2105 4: CSI: Arkham 5: Robot Hunters 6: Star Trek Scout Force 7: Swords Of Mysteria 8: Have Wand, Will Travel 9: Deadpool Fun Hour 10: Secret Alien Man
Was That A Boom?
...sounded like it The Doclopedia #3,198 Top Ten Lists From Earth 2-A: Candy Bars 1: Scooter Bar 2: Crunchy Nutz 3: Victory Bar 4: Queen Bar 5: Nukie Crunch 6: Dark Chocolate Dream 7: Mallowpuff 8: Cherry Twist 9: Lumpy Bar 10: Gangbuster
Bad Candy Gnomes
...so very bad The Doclopedia #3,197 Top Ten Lists From Earth 2-A: Mixed Drinks 1: Hot Damn 2: Bandit Juice 3: Chocolate Dream 4: Rock & Roll 5: Hot Night 6: San Francisco Cooler 7: Orange Crusher 8: Lemon Kiss 9: Cheesecake Shot 10: Redrum
Mary Fleen Gets Elected
...to queen The Doclopedia #3,196 Top Ten Lists From Earth 2-A: Favorite Movies of 1990 1: Ghosts 2: Science Woman 3: Magic Monkey 4: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles On the Moon 5: The Hunt For Red November 6: Godzilla VS Gamera 7: Die Hard 3 8: Woodstock 20 9: The Shadow: Murder Family 10: Star … Continue reading Mary Fleen Gets Elected
Look At The Size Of That!
...it's a big one, for sure The Doclopedia #3,195 Strongholds: The Lair Of Banzioxivarl The Greater Green Dragon known as Banzioxivarl has accumulated an enourmous horde of treasure over his long life, and he means to keep it. To do that, he has built his lair deep in the Forsaken Swamp of Jundo. More exactly, … Continue reading Look At The Size Of That!
