...one with a lot less orangeThe Doclopedia #3,068 Alt. RPG Adventures: Hellbilly Hoedown System: Grave Tales Rating (1-5): 4 Grave Tales has always been a great horror RPG with enough humor to leaven things out. This short, 16 page/4-6 hours, adventure goes somewhat more into humor than most do, but it still has some genuine … Continue reading I Just Need A Different Timeline
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Water Those Begonias, Fred
...they are looking wiltedThe Doclopedia #3,067 Alt. RPG Adventures: The Venus To Io Run System: Solar Empires Rating (1-5): 5 The Solar Empires system has always been a great set of rules that fits the setting of 2450 planetary empires like a glove. This adventure not only shows that off well, but features the revised … Continue reading Water Those Begonias, Fred
Grandpa Vern Sneaks A Beer
...grandma was trying to keep him soberThe Doclopedia #3,066 Alt. RPG Adventures: Tears Of The Dragon, Part One System: Dragonland Rating (1-5): 4 Dragonland has always put the “high” in High Fantasy, and this beginning to a three part adventure is no different. Your 7th to 10th level characters will be able to save the … Continue reading Grandpa Vern Sneaks A Beer
Mrs. Wangdoodle Leads The Way!
...to the ice cream parlorThe Doclopedia #3,065 Alt. RPG Adventures: The Terror Master System: Pulped! Rating (1-5): 5 The Pulped! system is famous for its ability to replicate the fast action of the hero pulps of the 1930s and early '40s. Fights, chases, and last minute escapes are all handled with the fast and easy … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Leads The Way!
Hairy Pupper And The Hedgehog Mystery
...a prickly problem The Doclopedia #3,064 Alt. RPG Adventures: The Badlands Of Warl System: Eazy Peazy RPG Rating (1-5): 3 This is a barebones introductory adventure for the Eazy Peazy system, which is very rules light and a good starter system for beginners. The adventure is pretty straightforward: the PCs are heading into the rough … Continue reading Hairy Pupper And The Hedgehog Mystery
The Adventures Of The Pancake Dwarves
...with the flapjack fairies The Doclopedia #3,063 Stairway To...: Kaiju From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding... Friends, I am done with any more stairways until I have done some very rigorous studying of the multiverse! This last stairway took me to the most dangerous place I have ever been, and that is saying something!The … Continue reading The Adventures Of The Pancake Dwarves
Glamour Photography For Cats
...and cat models The Doclopedia #3,062 Stairway To...: Surf City From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding... Of my latest stairway adventure, I can only say it was pleasurable. After walking up ten steps made of warm sand, I was not too surprised to find myself on a beautiful beach full of barely dressed young … Continue reading Glamour Photography For Cats
Handbook Of Causing Trouble
...brothers & sisters, I wrote it The Doclopedia #3,061 Stairway To...: Fairyland From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding... Alas, my latest trip up a stairway was no more successful at getting me to Heaven than the previous trips were. However, that does not mean it wasn't worthwhile. Indeed, it was quite profitable. You see, … Continue reading Handbook Of Causing Trouble
That Darned Lobster!
...he's a tricky scamp The Doclopedia #3,060 Stairway To...: War From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding... After returning from the three year long search for the remains of the Archwizard Loroftus, which, by the way, we never found, I returned home. After taking a few months to rest and regrow various body parts, I … Continue reading That Darned Lobster!
Uncle Doc Talks To You About The Longest Damned Doclopedia Theme Ever
...and I'm glad it's done With this post, I am done with this 272 entry theme, which would have gone way past 366 entries if I had stuck with just paragraphs.I'm not going to post any writing for a couple of days, then I'll be back with a new theme and some more normal Doclopedia … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About The Longest Damned Doclopedia Theme Ever
Frozen Eyeballs
...like, a couple dozen of themThe Doclopedia #3,032 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #271 Chapter Forty Five: History Lesson The GHC once again chuckled as he reached over to pat Seyan's hand. He turned to the Sky People and Helma and said, “As I told you, she is so very smart, and she is just getting … Continue reading Frozen Eyeballs
$500.00 Fine For Putting The Lime In The Coconut
......applies only to our house The Doclopedia #3,031 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #270 Chapter Forty Four: A Meeting Of The Minds Seyan didn't even have time to react to Dree fainting, because the crystal started glowing and then she was somewhere else.It looked like she was standing in a large room in a log home. … Continue reading $500.00 Fine For Putting The Lime In The Coconut
The Adventure Of The Awkward Auk
...as told by John H. Watson, MDThe Doclopedia #3,030 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #269 Chapter Forty Three: Dree Wins, Sort Of Seeing the boy, Hadolfus began running toward him, heedless of the arrows flying and people dying. “Give it to me!,” the Curator said as he closed in on Dree, his knife at the ready. … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Awkward Auk
The Halloweeny, In Betweenie, Wear A Beanie, Grab Your Weenie Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Werepossums Of Santa Cruz
...co-starring her pet possum, Carmelita The Doclopedia #3,029 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #268 Chapter Forty Two: The Battle Of Beaver Pond Everybody was in place when Hadolfus finally made his move. He sent Padro searching near the old camp, while he headed for the creek. He walked down the deer trail a short distance, then … Continue reading The Halloweeny, In Betweenie, Wear A Beanie, Grab Your Weenie Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Werepossums Of Santa Cruz
Golden Slimes
...the deadliest in the dungeonThe Doclopedia #3,028 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #267 Chapter Forty One: Striking Distance Seyan had Lahn put Gertie down halfway between Denton and Long Bay City. They landed a few hundred yards north of the Road in a spot that had probably been an early Town. Like almost all of the … Continue reading Golden Slimes
Comin’ In On A Wing And a Bear
...wait, what?The Doclopedia #3,027 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #266 Chapter Forty: Good Times, Bad Times Flying was the best thing ever! Dree could not imagine anything more fun, although when he told that to Seyan and Lahn, they had made some vague reference to girls. That was crazy talk. How could girls be more fun … Continue reading Comin’ In On A Wing And a Bear
Godzilla Meets The Three Stooges
...Hey, Moe, a big lizard!The Doclopedia #3,026 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #265 Chapter Thirty Nine: The Truth Will Out The quadcycles stopped for the night just off the western end of the Denva to Mispy River section of raised Road. Due to the prevalence of predators on the plains and near the many lakes and … Continue reading Godzilla Meets The Three Stooges
Wonders Of The Unseen World
...sorry, but you can't see themThe Doclopedia #3,025 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #264 Chapter Thirty Eight: Free For All Ala was beginning to get cramps in her legs from crouching when she and the men heard a high pitched whistle. “Well now,” said the father, “That'll be Danyl and those two Seekers from Town. Time … Continue reading Wonders Of The Unseen World
Hot Bananas
...with ice creamThe Doclopedia #3,024 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #263 Chapter Thirty Seven: Madness Takes Its Toll The quadcycles were racing along at top speed, with all four pedalers on each one going full speed. They were dripping sweat, but did not dare complain or slow down, for fear of what Master Porcero might do. … Continue reading Hot Bananas
Not Really Looking for Trouble
...no, reallyThe Doclopedia #3,023 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #262 Chapter Thirty Six: Complications Minutes after Porcero and Hadolfus had sent their messages, the Grand High Curator sent a report to Seyan. This was not good, not at all. She could only hope that her efforts to find loyal Seekers would pan out. Other than that, … Continue reading Not Really Looking for Trouble
The Crisco Covered Slip & Slide Experiment
...fun, but very messyThe Doclopedia #3,022 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #261 Chapter Thirty Five: Hadolfus Gets Lucky Hadolfus and Padro had just stopped to rest their horses when the comslate buzzed. It was a message from Seeker Ahng, who, with two other Seekers, had located the Maneeli caravan on it's way south. The message read, … Continue reading The Crisco Covered Slip & Slide Experiment
Tonight’s Episode: Chicken Interactions With Fran
...Fran knows those cluckersThe Doclopedia #3,021 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #260 Chapter Thirty Four: Gertie In The Sunlight Thanks to strong winds and Lahn's piloting skill, Gertie had flown far enough up the Great Plains to have gotten into a daytime resting place under the raised Road that ran from just outside Blue Tree all … Continue reading Tonight’s Episode: Chicken Interactions With Fran
Eventual Fred Did Us Right
...and in the nick of time, too The Doclopedia #3,020 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #259 Chapter Thirty Three: Trackers The next day, Bevan, Ala & Dree were riding out an hour after dawn. The plan was to head northeast until they came to a more wooded area, then look for the nearest road. From there, … Continue reading Eventual Fred Did Us Right
Onion Smoothies For You
...go on, try itThe Doclopedia #3,019 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #258 Chapter Thirty Two: Messages In The Dark The sun had been down about an hour and Dree was getting hungry from the smell of the rabbit that Ala was frying up. Bevan had killed two of them with thrown rocks earlier in the day … Continue reading Onion Smoothies For You
Handsome Joe Travels To France
...and the ladies all love him The Doclopedia #3,018 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #257 Chapter Thirty One: Bad News For Porcero The Quadcycles had made excellent time during the night, averaging 30 miles an hour, with speeds as high as 45 or 50 miles an hour on some downhill slopes. At dawn, they had just … Continue reading Handsome Joe Travels To France