...we have a much more fun sin list The Doclopedia #3,402 Ducks Of Distinction: WonderDuck Name: Quack Kent/WonderDuck Age: 30 Profession: Reporter/Superhero When criminals cause trouble, when monsters attack, when aliens invade, who comes to the rescue? WonderDuck! Faster than a speeding jet! Able to lift tall buildings! Invulnerable to almost any attack! WonderDuck is … Continue reading Don’t Sin Like That!
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Those Damned Crazy Kitty Cats!
...always up to something The Doclopedia #3,401 Ducks Of Distinction: Pappy & Doris Names: Pappy & Doris Foyle Ages: 5 years old Professions: Pets When Pete and Lacey Foyle found a mother duck recently slain by some predator, they also found a nest with two unbroken, but still slightly warm,eggs in it. Being kindhearted, they … Continue reading Those Damned Crazy Kitty Cats!
The Lazy, But Not Crazy, Though Maybe A Bit Hazy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The New Year’s Eve Party
...co-starring her boyfriend, Very Green Gary The Doclopedia #3,400 Ducks Of Distinction: Lucille Anatra Name: Lucille Gina Anatra Age: 35 Profession: Actress World famous and award winning, Lucille is a household name. Her movies, be they comedy or drama, play to packed houses and make big bucks for her studio. They win Academy awards, too. … Continue reading The Lazy, But Not Crazy, Though Maybe A Bit Hazy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The New Year’s Eve Party
Your Guide To Turnips
...everything you need to know The Doclopedia #3,399 Ducks Of Distinction: Eddie Mallard Name: Edward Malcom Mallard Age: 40 Profession: Private Eye Eddie is one of the good guys. If he gets one good paying case from some wealthy quack, he'll take 2 or 3 cases from ordinary Joes and Janes at half his normal … Continue reading Your Guide To Turnips
Uncle Pinky Tells A Story
...about his teen years The Doclopedia #3,398 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Haunt Of Voklimalitox “I owe you little folk my life, and it has been long and longer since a mountain giant has said that to any human, elf, or dwarf. You may always pass through these mountains safely. None shall harm you, lest … Continue reading Uncle Pinky Tells A Story
Angry Puffins Shocked My Lemming
...he was beside himself The Doclopedia #3,397 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: Happy Ed's Bargain Dungeon From Sebon's Guide To Dungeons This “dungeon” is, in fact, only about 22 years old and was built specifcally as a training dungeon and a way for Happy Ed to sell dungeoneering equipment of dubious quality. The various “monsters” are … Continue reading Angry Puffins Shocked My Lemming
The Rare And Beautiful Singing Sheep Of Potawango Island
...they mostly sing reggae The Doclopedia #3,396 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Dungeon Out Of Time From “Notes On A Dungeon Search”, by Arvin Koldos 12/3/874: Having left the Great Swamp behind us, we are now half a day into the Northern Prairie of Plon. After the perils of the swamp, the peace of the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Singing Sheep Of Potawango Island
Grab A Fish, Put It In A Dish
...watch is flop around and go "squish, squish, squish" The Doclopedia #3,395 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Reverse Dungeon From Sebon's Guide To Dungeons WARNING! This dungeon is considered one of the 5 Most Deadly/Least Lootable in the entire world! We strongly recommend never even going near it. Why? Because it was once the home … Continue reading Grab A Fish, Put It In A Dish
Gutwater, Texas
...a terrible little town The Doclopedia #3,394 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Dungeon Of The Trapsmiths “Oh, fuck that place! Look at us, kid. Notice anything? Like Wilf there with half a right leg? Me missing and eye and an ear? Mircalla with scars all over her face? Glodo with no left arm? And we're … Continue reading Gutwater, Texas
Handsome Joe Finds A Treasure
...under the front porch The Doclopedia #3,393 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Stinking Pit From Sebon's Guide To Dungeons This dungeon is a typical 3 level affair located in the ruins of Javkanthia. It has barely been explored due to the fact that it seems to be home to some of the most odiferous creatures … Continue reading Handsome Joe Finds A Treasure
A Triumphant Return From Somewhere
...not sure where The Doclopedia #3,392 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Dungeon Of Melting Flesh “What did you not understand about the name, mate? It's not the Dungeon Of Gentle Massage, it's the feckin' DUNGEON OF MELTING FLESH! As in, the flesh of your body heating up and then running like candle wax!Oh, it doesn't … Continue reading A Triumphant Return From Somewhere
Dinosaur Crossing
...please brake for compsognathus The Doclopedia #3,391 The Alphabet Bestiary: Z Is For...Zilmerwing Name: Zilmerwing Type: Bird Size: Medium (pigeon sized) Habitat: light woods, orchards, city parks General Information: These medium sized birds are common all across the Savaduran continent, being mostly found in lighter forests, farmland, and in city parks and gardens. In color, … Continue reading Dinosaur Crossing
The Pastry Gnomes Are Having Fun!
...making pastries, singing, dancing The Doclopedia #3,390 The Alphabet Bestiary: Y Is For...Yinbow Name: Yinbow Type: Cetacean Size: Huge 150 feet long Habitat: All Oceans General Information: Yinbow are enormous whales that very much resemble sperm whales. They just about anything they can catch, including smaller whales. They have no natural enemies. Yinbow travel in … Continue reading The Pastry Gnomes Are Having Fun!
Sleepy Village Murders
...apparently, hella common in the UK. The Doclopedia #3,389 The Alphabet Bestiary: X Is For...Xonochitl Name: Xonochitl Type: Sapient Felid Size: Medium 5 feet long, 30 pounds Habitat: Desert Mountains General Information: Xonochitl are a feline species that look very much like a small cougar with slightly larger eyes and deep red fur. They live … Continue reading Sleepy Village Murders
Slightly Off Kilter, But Still Okay
...no, really. The Doclopedia #3,388 The Alphabet Bestiary: W Is For...Winged Weasel Name: Winged Weasel Type: Small carnivorous mammal Size: 1 pound, 15 inches Habitat: Temperate forests from Valduria to Glonost General Information: Nobody knows how this species of weasels got wings, but they've been around for at least 2,500 years. They are brown and … Continue reading Slightly Off Kilter, But Still Okay
Module K-1: Realm Of The Grey Necromancer
...for characters level 5-7 The Doclopedia #3,387 The Alphabet Bestiary: V Is For...Vegetable Man Name: Vegetable Man Type: Alien Size: Medium (average human size) Habitat: Yucatan Rainforest, Mexico General Information: Somewhere around 1993, a lifepod crashed in the jungle while the badly damaged ship it came from plunged into our sun. The sole passenger of … Continue reading Module K-1: Realm Of The Grey Necromancer
Hat Food
...keeps 'em happy The Doclopedia #3,386 The Alphabet Bestiary: U Is For...Uxvu Name: Uxvu Type: Mutant Size: Big 7 feet long, 6 feet tall, 2,500 pounds Habitat: Coastline of Northern Wu General Information: Uxvu started life as Uxog, a large ape, and Vutun, a prize draft horse. Both of these animals were on exhibition at … Continue reading Hat Food
Jump Over That Mess
...don't step in it The Doclopedia #3,385 The Alphabet Bestiary: T Is For...Tempting Mimic Name: Tempting Mimic Type: Shapeshifter Size: 5 to 200 pounds Habitat: Almost anywhere except frozen wastes and scorching deserts General Information: In most ways, these creatures are like the common Mimic,but they have one deadly difference: they can scan the minds … Continue reading Jump Over That Mess
Chapter 402: In Which Our Hero, His Girlfriend Polly, And A Friendly Bear Cause The French King To Wet Himself In Public
...take that, froggie! The Doclopedia #3,384 The Alphabet Bestiary: S Is For...Scavenging Mold Name: Scavenging Mold Type: Ooze Size: 6-10 inches high, 3-8 feet across Habitat: Warm, damp places General Information: While not dangerous to living creatures, most find the look and musty odor of these creatures distasteful. They resemble a carpet of grey fuzz … Continue reading Chapter 402: In Which Our Hero, His Girlfriend Polly, And A Friendly Bear Cause The French King To Wet Himself In Public
Sleeping in The Dust
...and other stupid stories The Doclopedia #3,383 The Alphabet Bestiary: R Is For...Raccoon Troll Name: Raccoon Troll Type: Troll Size: Medium 7 feet tall, 200 pounds Habitat: The Central Forest of Kalkadia and surounding areas General Information: Raccoon Trolls get their name from both the dark mask marking on their faces, and their furry bodies. … Continue reading Sleeping in The Dust
Trying To Be A Good Boy
...but only about 43% successful The Doclopedia #3,382 The Alphabet Bestiary: Q Is For...Queezo Dog Name: Queezo Dog Type: Dog Size: Large 3' tall at the shoulders, 130 pounds Habitat: Western half of the Miradin continent General Information: These large, good natured dogs resemble Great Danes with short red and white coats. Their behavior is … Continue reading Trying To Be A Good Boy
Your Guide to Responsible Mayhem
...32 pages, $15.00 The Doclopedia #3,381 The Alphabet Bestiary: P Is For...Pooloxin Name: Pooloxin Type: Unique Size: Medium, 5' 6”, 120 pounds Habitat: Almost anywhere General Information: Once upon a time, Alkiv Pooloxin was a Queen in some country that no longer exists. She was a very evil Queen, heartless and cruel. One day, after … Continue reading Your Guide to Responsible Mayhem
Not In This Issue: Goats In Boats, Fools In Pools, Kids With Squids
...no ducks with bucks, either The Doclopedia #3,380 The Alphabet Bestiary: O Is For...Old Book Demon Name: Old Book Demon Type: Minor Demon Size: Very Small, 6 inches Habitat: Old Books General Information: Old Book Demons are minor demons that have been punished by more powerful demons.This punishment takes the form of turning them into … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Goats In Boats, Fools In Pools, Kids With Squids
The Getting Ready For A Month Of Horror Movies Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Spooky Living Room
...co-starring her very nervous cousins, Griz and Liz The Doclopedia #3,379 The Alphabet Bestiary: N Is For...Nemflies Name: Nemflies Type: Insect Size: Tiny Habitat: The Great Daijor Swamp General Information: These highly annoying flies are, fortunately found only in the enormous Daijor Swamp that covers several hundred square miles of southern Lai Coro. In that … Continue reading The Getting Ready For A Month Of Horror Movies Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Spooky Living Room
Snake Flakes
...a new cereal The Doclopedia #3,378 The Alphabet Bestiary: M Is For...Mist Ape Name: Mist Ape Type: Magical Creature Size: Medium Habitat: Coastal Jungles General Information: In almost all respects, Mist Apes look like small chimpanzees with a much lighter fur and skin color. In behavior, they are much less violent and will do all … Continue reading Snake Flakes
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