...or very nearly so The Long & Winding Road Part 75 Lionfolk Congratulations! You are 75% done with your journey! Rulers of a kingdom of non-humanoid, semi-sapient animals, these folk are humanoid and sapient. They are also physically powerful, but often lazy. They live in large extended families, with the males nominally in charge, but … Continue reading The Night We Drove To Reno Naked
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The Mostly Very Funny, But Also Philosophical, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazy Poodle
...co-starring her grandfather, Rudy Bozootie The Long & Winding Road Part 74 Lizardfolk At this point, The Road enters into the “Lands of the Animal Folk” and this land is where the lizardfolk live. There are two types here, the marsh dwellers and the drylanders. They get along okay. The marsh dwellers look more like … Continue reading The Mostly Very Funny, But Also Philosophical, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazy Poodle
Volcano Surfing!
...a hot new sport The Long & Winding Road Part 73 Tallgrass Prairie Your typical tallgrass prairie, complete with bison and large cats. A large tribe of Orcs travel through here in, heading south in the fall, then north in the spring. They are not aggressive if left alone. One cannot say the same for … Continue reading Volcano Surfing!
Doc Tempest Versus The Time Dogs
...from the July, 1978 issue The Long & Winding Road Part 72 The Skyroad The Road here is 50 feet wide, and after about 25 fairly steep switchbacks, 500 feet in the air. Once you reach the 500 foot level, there are 120 foot wide areas on either side of The Road, holding either forests, … Continue reading Doc Tempest Versus The Time Dogs
Howard The Snake
...not actually a snake The Long & Winding Road Part 71 Thrakriders These people are another nomadic tribe, but they ride huge herbivorous lizards. They are taller, darker hued, and more muscular than the Horseriders. They are quite friendly and willing to trade. They have a much broader range of food items and also have … Continue reading Howard The Snake
Uncle Doc Talks To You About 100 Part Projects
...don't! The Long & Winding Road Part 70 Horseriders The people of this land are a nomadic horse riding nation, very much like the Mongolians. They move about frequently, live off the land and their herds of goats, and consider their horses family. They do not trade much with outsiders, but they are generally friendly … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About 100 Part Projects
My Life Among The Green Tomatoes
...and the bland peppers The Long & Winding Road Part 69 The Enchanted Road As you leave Mayrzin, The Road enters a tunnel in a hill. It emerges into what is probably a pocket dimension full of strange sights, sounds, and general weirdness. Some strange Wonderland-like shit goes on here. It is never the same … Continue reading My Life Among The Green Tomatoes
Never Tickle A Dragon
...and sure as hell don't goose one The Long & Winding Road Part 68 Mayrzin For 190 miles, The Road runs alongside a river and long lake. The roadbed is now made of a substance not unlike asphalt, but multicolored. This is the country of Mayrzin. It is mostly hilly prairie with light woods near … Continue reading Never Tickle A Dragon
The Story Of Robert
...a long & strange story The Long & Winding Road Part 67 Land Of Cats As the name says, this land is full of cats. LOTS of cats. All sapient, all ordinary looking, if somewhat differently colored. Some are aloof, many are friendly, and a few are outright assholes. They all speak Common, but may … Continue reading The Story Of Robert
Whatever, Whoever, Whenever!
...a lifestyle The Long & Winding Road Part 66 The Howling Wood Lycanthropes of all sorts live here. Not all are dangerous, but the majority are, even if you do not leave the road. The presence of silver showing out in the open will curtail 98% of attacks. Note that these lycanthropes are not bound … Continue reading Whatever, Whoever, Whenever!
Gruff Turtles Trampled My Sedums
...they were doing it on purpose The Long & Winding Road Part 65 The Endless Marsh When you come up out of Goblinia, you be about 2 miles from the edge of a huge marshland. It extends about 130 miles from east to west, and averages 50 miles from north to south. People live here. … Continue reading Gruff Turtles Trampled My Sedums
Chapter 5: In Which Our Hero, Now Pursued By The Law, Slides Down A Mountain
...holding a bottle of wine and his sword The Long & Winding Road Part 64 Goblinia You have just entered the Goblin Homeland. You see The Road ahead of you suddenly go down into a tunnel. Yes, this entire 130 miles is underground. It passes right down the center of many goblin villages, towns, and … Continue reading Chapter 5: In Which Our Hero, Now Pursued By The Law, Slides Down A Mountain
News Flash: Flashers Are News!
...especially that guy with the tattooed willy The Long & Winding Road Part 63 The Pleasant Hills If this country were on our Earth, it would probably be called “a whole country of goddamned hippies”. These humans, who may or may not be possessed of a touch of fairy blood, live in everything from brightly … Continue reading News Flash: Flashers Are News!
Fishing For Condiments
...mostly, tartar sauce The Long & Winding Road Part 62 Hectoria Like Winzell, Hectoria is a land of forests and streams, but that's where the similarities ends. The Hectorians are hunters and outdoorsfolk through and through. They do not farm or engage in any other business, aside from making and selling bows, arrows, spears, and … Continue reading Fishing For Condiments
Fungusadelic!
...wait, what? The Long & Winding Road Part 61 Winzell Three things to know about Winzell.1: It is eerily quiet throughout the entire country, even though wildlife, including smaller monsters, abounds.2: The people here all look like they are a couple of days dead. Pale, somewhat saggy skin, slender, cool to the touch, slow moving, … Continue reading Fungusadelic!
Zone Of No Magic
...5 miles ahead The Long & Winding Road Part 60 Borbinia The Road passes through this country for 105 miles, again, following the river. Another rural land of mostly ranchers and farmers, Borbinia is a land of fields dotted with bits of woodland. The population seems to be made up of at least 7 types … Continue reading Zone Of No Magic
The Good, The Bad, And The Mildly Unpleasant Looking
...you know what I mean The Long & Winding Road Part 59 Pomsk Pomsk, inhabited by blue skinned, green haired beings who look human but have no obvious differences between sexes, is land crisscrossed by rivers, canals, lakes and ponds. The Pomskites are almost entirely farmers, gardeners, or fisherfolk. Even in their towns and cities, … Continue reading The Good, The Bad, And The Mildly Unpleasant Looking
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Tie Dye The Baby
...she did look very cute that way The Long & Winding Road Part 58 Lurell When you pass into Lurell, you are entering the first of the five Fall River Kingdoms. The Road, now a broad concrete affair, never strays more than 2 or 3 miles from the river. The Road runs 110 miles through … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Tie Dye The Baby
Spectacular Squash
...in a rainbow of colors The Long & Winding Road Part 57 Yirfa & The Great Falls Congratulations! You have made it to the West Coast. The land of Yirfa is well forested all the way to the mostly cliff edges of the coast and full of wildlife. The Road runs 110 miles here, often … Continue reading Spectacular Squash
Looking For The Edge Of The End Of the World
...it's surprisingly close The Long & Winding Road Part 63 The Pleasant Hills If this country were on our Earth, it would probably be called “a whole country of goddamned hippies”. These humans, who may or may not be possessed of a touch of fairy blood, live in everything from brightly colored nomadic tents to … Continue reading Looking For The Edge Of The End Of the World
Yoyo, Surfdog!
...he loves the board sports The Long & Winding Road Part 62 Hectoria Like Winzell, Hectoria is a land of forests and streams, but that's where the similarities ends. The Hectorians are hunters and outdoorsfolk through and through. They do not farm or engage in any other business, aside from making and selling bows, arrows, … Continue reading Yoyo, Surfdog!
Action Was His Middle Name
...his first name was Nicolai The Long & Winding Road Part 61 Winzell Three things to know about Winzell.1: It is eerily quiet throughout the entire country, even though wildlife, including smaller monsters, abounds.2: The people here all look like they are a couple of days dead. Pale, somewhat saggy skin, slender, cool to the … Continue reading Action Was His Middle Name
101 Ways That Players Make GMs Cry
...#5: being murder hobos The Long & Winding Road Part 60 Borbinia The Road passes through this country for 105 miles, again, following the river. Another rural land of mostly ranchers and farmers, Borbinia is a land of fields dotted with bits of woodland. The population seems to be made up of at least 7 … Continue reading 101 Ways That Players Make GMs Cry
Beer Nut Battles
...you had to be there The Long & Winding Road Part 59 Pomsk Pomsk, inhabited by blue skinned, green haired beings who look human but have no obvious differences between sexes, is land crisscrossed by rivers, canals, lakes and ponds. The Pomskites are almost entirely farmers, gardeners, or fisherfolk. Even in their towns and cities, … Continue reading Beer Nut Battles
Brother Joshua Prevails
...and scores a relic, too The Long & Winding Road Part 58 Lurell When you pass into Lurell, you are entering the first of the five Fall River Kingdoms. The Road, now a broad concrete affair, never strays more than 2 or 3 miles from the river. The Road runs 110 miles through Lurell, and … Continue reading Brother Joshua Prevails
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