...most are 50% safe! The Doclopedia #2,893 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #133 No sooner had Dree put away the mugs than his father shoved a tray of food into his hand and told him to take it out to those two. Apparently, Dad had already taken them a couple of large mugs of ale out … Continue reading Come See Our New Products →

...it was strange treasure The Doclopedia #2,892 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #132 A couple of hours later, just as Dree was returning with a cartload of ceramic mugs that Miss Jurdenfal, the local potter, apparently made out of the heaviest clay on earth, a Roadie lady and an Offy man walked into the inn together. … Continue reading A Magic Ring And A Butter Knife →

...and into the night The Doclopedia #2,891 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #131 Chapter Nine: Dree Diverted Dree had almost made it to the foot of the stairs when his mother stepped out in front of him, hands on her hips and that look in her eyes. Work was about to be piled on his shoulders … Continue reading Driving Out Of The Rain →

...as a dancing granny The Doclopedia #2,890 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #130 The agent nodded while making mental notes of the agents to be chosen as watchers. Oh, if the Master could only succeed at this, then it would make the inevitable takeover of the library so much easier. “Will there be anything else, Master?” … Continue reading Mrs Wangdoodle Gets A Gig →

...pleasant, if dangerous The Doclopedia #2,889 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #129 The more he thought about it, the more Porcero leaned towards this being the case. Even though the information in the documents would mean little to most people, the Grand High Curator was smart enough to put certain facts together and, just possibly, use … Continue reading My Life Among The Alien Flowers →

...not easy The Doclopedia #2,888 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #128 The High Curator paused in his stroll. This was something different for the Grand High Curator. Was he perhaps thinking of using this Trainee as an assassin? Not a chance. The Grand High Curator did not work that way. A stealthy spy? Possible, but very … Continue reading Monetizing Many Mighty Mammoths →

...as a top security specialist The Doclopedia #2,887 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #127 “Not much new to report, Master. The Grand High Curator was seen with a young Trainee yesterday, but then they both were lost by our shadowers. The Grand High Curator has since been reacquired, but the Trainee is still missing.” Porcero mulled … Continue reading Rabbi Bob Surveyed The Target →

...after watching the Giants win The Doclopedia #2,886 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #126 Chapter Eight: Plotters Field It was a very warm spring day in the fields where the Museum grew so much of its food. Already, the tomato and pepper plants were bearing small fruits and many other vegetables were coming along nicely. It … Continue reading The Beer Dwarves And The Hotdog Gnomes Party Hard →

...Yumalicious! The Doclopedia #2,885 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #125 By now, the edge of Town was only a few minutes away. Bevan counted his money and it came to six bucks, a half buck and seven pennies. A couple of nights at the inn and some new clothes would wipe out much of it, so … Continue reading Prawnburger Deluxe →

...after that, it's just screaming The Doclopedia #2,884 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #124 Ala went on, “Of course, if you want to see a really big City, you need to keep heading east to Indee. They say it's the biggest city around, although my Aunt Sidrina says Tronto is bigger. Indee has fourteen Circle Roads, … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until The Creeping Doom Shows Up →

...in a very screwy dungeon The Doclopedia #2,883 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #123 She had never been out on the raised Road, but she knew a bunch of folks who had. It was a lonely stretch, which was why so many people chose the longer, but much more populated Kansa or Oklatex stretches to travel … Continue reading A Dragon In A Box →

...it was a Friday night The Doclopedia #2,882 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #122 Ala was a touch sad to see Blue Tree come into view. This had been her most enjoyable hauling job since she had started as a Trucker. Now, more than ever, she wanted to get out in the world and see new … Continue reading Green Hats And Funky Dancing →

...a cat in disguise! The Doclopedia #2,881 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #121 They rode and talked for several more hours before Blue Tree came into view. It was not an impressive Town, looking very much like hundreds of other small Towns along the Road. The exception was the small grove of blue spruce that grew … Continue reading Something Strange At The Dog Park →

...under the sink The Doclopedia #2,880 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #120 Bevan nodded. “Yes, it's really perfectly preserved, as though time has been banished from it. There are buildings and devices and all sorts of things just sitting there, like they were just abandoned. No humans, of course, and even the animals stay outside the … Continue reading Looking For Kitchen Trolls →

...just havin' fun The Doclopedia #2,879 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #119 There, he had to do a bit of altering of facts, so Ala would not think that he and his friends had spent great amounts of time drinking, gambling and whoring, which they had. He told her about all of the places and things … Continue reading Wonderful Times With The Girl With Green Nipples →

...mostly tap The Doclopedia #2,878 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #118 Chapter Seven: Blue Tree As they rode towards Blue Tree, Ala and Bevan told each other about themselves and their travels. For Ala's part, this mainly consisted of the thrilling story of how her family business slowly and endlessly circled the Outer Loop Road of … Continue reading Green Skunks That Love To Dance →

...levels 1 & 2 The Doclopedia #2,877 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #117 “I think it only took about six weeks before Chicago was completely gone. The...I don't know what to call them...blobs?...took away all of the piles of stone, wood, glass, whatever down into holes in the ground...once stood were hills, meadows, creeks and a … Continue reading The Book Of Useful Spells →

...co-starring her Uncle Mushy Murkwell The Doclopedia #2,876 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #116 “I was walking down Wall Street...partner on the phone, when people just started falling down to the sidewalk or pavement or whatever. Cars and...crash into each other or run into things. A cab almost hit me...driver and passenger were out cold or … Continue reading The Very Erotic, But Also Slapstick, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Figgy Pudding →

...there are a few boasts The Doclopedia #2,875 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #115 She read a few more entries related to the coming of the Star People, most of which were just speculation, although a few were about various leaders saying we should remain calm, but ready to deal with unexpected threats. That last made … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Ghosts, Hosts, Posts, And Toasts →

...he had it coming The Doclopedia #2,874 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #114 The notation for this one read: “This has been written so as to attempt to give an idea of how the Ancient Humans saw it. It came from a publication that was read by most of the people living in North America. Similar … Continue reading Whitey Roughs Up Melonhead →

...from the 12 part serial The Doclopedia #2,872 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #112 Seyan did not understand much of this. Could Ancient Humans actually fly? That seemed pretty unbelievable to her. What was a satellite? Where was Pluto? What was Passover? About all she did understand was the part about the baby, the guy named … Continue reading Air Cat And The Parrot Mystery →

...time dudes The Doclopedia #2,871 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #111 Best to not think on it just now and get on with the reading and copying. The notation for the first one read: “This is the earliest reference to the Star People that we have, although the person writing it did not know this.” “Dear … Continue reading The Doctor And The Pirate →

...cartoony The Doclopedia #2,870 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #110 Chapter Six: Words From Ancient Days Seyan found the title of the old book written inside the front cover. In a clear and strong hand was written “The Book Of Ancient Days: Being a faithful transcription of letters and other writing that tell of the Downfall … Continue reading Fat Rats And Flat Cats →

...with bacon bits The Doclopedia #2,869 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #109 Leono was heading back towards them now, so Dree shook Carsos hand. “Have a good trip, Carso. I'll see you in the fall.” Carso shook his hand and looked at Dree with awe in his eyes. “So long, Dree. Be safe, ok?” And then … Continue reading Dogs Who Eat Salads →