...it was all she needed The Doclopedia #2,868 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #108 Leono looked at them like they were bugs. “OK, go ahead and say goodbye, but make it quick.” He walked a few feet away and was almost instantly distracted by a pretty girl walking down the sidewalk. Carso turned to Dree and … Continue reading 15 Minutes With Sally The Witch →

...maybe a game? Doclopedia #2,867 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #107 “What? Why?”, Carso asked, fearing that somehow his secret had gotten out. The older boy snorted. “Because that son of a goat Curator made us empty out our wagons so he and that coward of a Captain of the Guard could search them for some … Continue reading Quiet Quail Quest →

... deadly, but SO CUTE! The Doclopedia #2,866 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #106 They had gotten about halfway there when a much older boy stepped out in front of them and grabbed Carso by the arm. It was his 14 year old brother, Leono, a pimply lug of a teenager. He did not look happy, … Continue reading Let’s Talk About Weredoodles →

...just crazy The Doclopedia #2,865 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #105 The two of them started running through the back streets of the Town, which had two Streets running east & west and six running north & south on the north side where they were. This pattern was repeated on the south side of the Road. … Continue reading Zany Days In Pigtown →

...in Rome The Doclopedia #2,864 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #104 He jumped up and said, “Come on, Carso! We'll go talk to my Greaty Helma about this. I'll bet she'll know what we should do. She knows everything!” Carso got up, but was still a little wary. He really liked Miss Helma, but she was … Continue reading Foam Dome Home →

...never! The Doclopedia #2,863 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #103 Except for maybe Dree's Greaty, his great grandmother, Helma. Greaty was a Storyteller and had been for the better part of 80 years now. In her youth, she had traveled to many Towns and Cities, collecting stories along the way. She knew all sorts of things … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Not Trusting The Man →

...really The Doclopedia #2,862 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #102 The two boys, one blond haired, blue eyed and depressed, the other brown haired, green eyed and confused, sat in silence for a few minutes. This was a big problem and they really had no adults to discuss it with. Anyway, adults always got upset if … Continue reading Ruby Snippers →

...colorful and sciencey The Doclopedia #2,861 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #101 Carso sighed and looked miserable. “I don't know, Dree. I mean, even if I wanted to go back and get it, I can't. Long Bay City is hundreds of miles from here to the northeast and we'll be heading south along the Mispy River … Continue reading Whirling Doodads →

...EWWWWW! The Doclopedia #2,860 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #100 Dree was going to mention the reward, but thought better of it. Carso was right, Wanderers wouldn't care about any money connected with a relic. Many Townies weren't much better and good luck finding an Offroader who would even consider dealing with the Museum about anything. … Continue reading Module Q-3: Tunnels Of The Goo Dwarves →

...shit going down in the herb garden, yo The Doclopedia #2,859 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #99 Dree was trying to process all of this. It was pretty incredible, but Carso had never lied to him yet. “Did you tell your folks about it?” Carso shook his head. “No, I didn't. My people don't like the … Continue reading Sassy Oregano Insulted My Chives →

...wacky little scamps The Doclopedia #2,858 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #98 Carso sat down on the grass. He nodded his head and said, “Yes, I'm sure. I found it a couple of months ago, up near Long Bay City, not far the shore of Lake Mitgan. We were camped about four hours west of the … Continue reading Those Darned Muffin Pixies! →

...thrilling! The Doclopedia #2,857 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #97 Henk started back on his patrol, bidding them a goodbye. Dree turned to Carso to get his opinion on this crystal relic deal and saw that his friend was white as a sheet. “You alright, Carso? You look like you've seen a ghost.” The Wanderer boy … Continue reading More Stories Of Accidental Adventure →

...in the popular fashion The Doclopedia #2,856 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #96 “Well, if you fellas are looking for real adventure, keep an eye out for any relics made of crystal. A Curator rode into town this morning and told Captain Jortenson that the Museum is offering five thousand fivebucks for any of them a … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Challenges Doctor Silkmelon To Dance →

...fun to play The Doclopedia #2,855 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #95 “Hey, boys, how goes the battle?” Henk had fought that same herd of bovine invaders not too many years earlier. “We left them in pools of their own blood”, Dree said. “, except for the cowards who ran off.” “They were no match for … Continue reading Bongo Bingo →

...and she won The Doclopedia #2,854 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #94 As they walked along and talked, they encountered Henk, one of the real town patrol guards who walked the edge. In fact, for most of any day, he was the only one who walked the edge. The town patrol only had five perimeter guards, … Continue reading Bold Moves On The Game Board →

...but not for long The Doclopedia #2,853 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #93 The battle was bloody, but in the end, the brave town guards vanquished the horde of Imperial raiders. They cows all just walked away. “That's right”, Dree yelled at them, “run away, you miserable cowards!” “Come back when the rest of you feel … Continue reading Far From Home And A Little Bit Lost →

...an art buying game show The Doclopedia #2,852 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #92 “Look, Sergeant Dree, the enemy approaches!“, Carso exclaimed as he brandished a stick at Farmer Hukenbeks heard of milk cows. “Ready your sword to fight off the bastards!” Dree made the motion of drawing his own stick from its scabbard. “Let's show … Continue reading The Vincent Price Is Right →

...and finds half a tank missing. The Doclopedia #2,851 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #91 Chapter Five: Townie Boy Dree Brunfelder and Carso Maneeli only saw each other twice a year, but the two ten year old boys were good friends who spent as much time together as possibly when the Maneeli caravan pulled into town. … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Your Dad Checks The Gas Gauge →

...we don't have the rights The Doclopedia #2,850 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #90 The Grand High Curator once again placed a hand upon her shoulder and spoke. “I must go now, Seyan, but I'll return in the morning. There are dried fruits and nuts in a bag under the bed, along with several bottles of … Continue reading Not A Story About The Dorghopper →

...dogs on the way The Doclopedia #2,849 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #89 She sat down at the desk and opened the two books. The very old one held pages of paper that she guessed were around three centuries old. She read a few and realized that they were a copy of pre-Downfall letters from people … Continue reading Gravy On The Floor →

...it's your own fault The Doclopedia #2,848 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #88 The Grand High Curator sighed heavily and stood up. He looked as if a great weight had been lifted from his shoulders. He turned towards the desk and books and pulled out the chair. He then reached into a drawer and removed a … Continue reading Quite A Predicament You’re In, Isn’t It? →

...a novel by Rock Hardman The Doclopedia #2,847 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #87 And then there was the matter of going out into the wide world and hunting for relics with a bunch of conspirators hot on her heels. It was terrifying, but also very thrilling to think about. In fact, it was quite a … Continue reading Subway To Sin →

...co-starring her favorite teacher, Mrs Smackwater The Doclopedia #2,846 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #86 She was feeling very strange just now, as though she were detached from her body and bouncing from one emotion to the next. The Museum had been her home for the last ten years. Every friend she had in the world … Continue reading The Thrill-A-Minute, Yet Totally Cute, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Cursed Book Report →

...very colorful swimmers The Doclopedia #2,845 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #85 The Grand High Curator stopped for a moment and took in a deep breath. He held her hand and for a moment, he looked to be much older than his years. Seyan felt sad for him, even as she knew what he would say … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Swimming Fruit Bears Of Potawango Island →

...they gave her a 9.5 out of 10 The Doclopedia #2,844 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #84 The Grand High Curator leaned forward towards Seyan, who was now listening to him with slack jawed amazement. He put his hand on hers and looked her straight in the eye. “Seyan, I'll tell you right now that while … Continue reading Kobolds Rate My Baby →