...DON'T READ IT! The Doclopedia #2,919 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #158 Curator Ohlong and the Grand High Curator laughed out loud. Seyan herself was not laughing or even slightly amused. It was all a big act, lass”, he said, wiping the tears from his eyes. “Set up near on ten years ago by the Grand … Continue reading The Undead Blog Of Willard Newbold →

...white bread against the world! The Doclopedia #2,918 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #157 “That is an aerial conveyance known as a zeppelin, young lass, or at least a rather highly modified version of one, and you'll be flying through the air in it soon enough!” She jumped a good foot in the air when she … Continue reading Toast War! →

...and will againThe Doclopedia #2,917 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #156 Seyan had counted 146 steps before they came to a large steel door. Next to it was a pull chain which the Grand High Curator tugged gently on. Less than a minute later, the door swung open and the two of them stepped into a … Continue reading Sasha Broke All The Rules →

...lovely mating callsThe Doclopedia #2,916 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #155 Chapter Fourteen: The Other Museum After only a few minutes in the tunnels, the Grand High Curator and Seyan came to a four way intersection. The route ahead only went about seven feet before ending in rough unfinished wall of a tunnel yet to be. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Bug Eyed Chicken Of Potawango Island →

...with extra syrupThe Doclopedia #2,915 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #154 “I shall do that, Master. Now if I might have a bit to eat and some water, I shall soon leave.” As he turned away, the Emperor pointed to his personal table. There was bread, fruit and water on it. “Take what you please, little … Continue reading Ready To Have The Pancakes →

...A rare stateThe Doclopedia #2,914 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #153 “Greetings, Master. I bring a message from Our Master. He wants you to know that things are beginning to move quickly. He orders you to move to the next location and asks for your strength.” The Emperor smiled broadly and rubbed his hands together. He … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Are Too Tired For Trouble →

...Twenty get ya 2 minute head start The Doclopedia #2,913 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #152 The Museum knew about this Empire, of course, but there were only two eyewitness reports written up on it. One was by a Seeker who chanced upon it 30 years ago while returning from an expedition. He had made some … Continue reading Ten Bucks’ll Get Ya Nothin’, Kid →

...???The Doclopedia #2,912 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #151 Chapter Thirteen: The Quiet Empire Fifty five miles northwest of the Museum was an Offroader Empire. Now, Offroader Empires were strange things at the best of times, since they were more like Towns or small Cities than they were like any other sort of Offroader group. The … Continue reading A Fond Full Of Pish →

...just lookin' The Doclopedia #2,911 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #150 Then she saw Dree coming towards the inn, two packages in his hands. He would be up here soon to see her, so she started getting things ready. They would have a nice talk. She loved that boy above all her other grandchildren and great-grandchildren. … Continue reading A Quick Scan Of The System →

...those tentacled bastards The Doclopedia #2,910 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #149 Chapter Twelve: Older & Wiser Great-grandmother Helma was almost done with her book. She had been writing it for several days now, with a marathon writing session yesterday. She was still very tired from that, but she had to finish it today. Her time … Continue reading Cruel Squids Agitated My Mousebird →

...co-starring her dad, Halfway Gray Greg The Doclopedia #2,909 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #148 She read that passage four times and was still staring at it when she heard the Grand High Curator behind her say, “Come to the end, have you?” Seyan screeched and jumped up out of her chair like it had turned … Continue reading The One Day Late Due To A Birthday Story Of Mostly Purply Patty And Roger The Goose →

...technically, Dr. Cakes The Doclopedia #2,908 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #147 Seyan wondered what they might be, beyond getting control of the Artifacts that the Grand High Curator had told her about. It seemed certain that merely trying to take over the Museum from within would be risky unless they had the Artifacts first, but … Continue reading Happy Birthday, Cakes! →

...and he was good at it The Doclopedia #2,907 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #146 A couple of minutes later, breakfast was done and Seyan was back to work on the book. She was now into a mix of the earliest days of the Museum and the time just before Roadrise. Most of the Museum part … Continue reading Smooth Paul Was Their Face →

...a popular 60's band The Doclopedia #2,906 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #145 “Oh, they tried, Seyan. Over the first century or so, they attempted to send down devices to have a look at things, but the Cleansing Dust of the Star People was still in the atmosphere and it destroyed everything they sent. The devices … Continue reading Electric Hot Dog →

...explain yourself The Doclopedia #2,904 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #144 The Grand High Curator nodded and said, “Yes, they are. One rather large cache was used to build much of this Museum. Similar caches helped build all of the Museums, really. The Star People used their technology to turn the things humans had built into … Continue reading A Spoon In Your Shoe →

...some sort of terriers The Doclopedia #2,904 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #143 “You've copied over half of the book, I see. Excellent speed, that. Took me nearly a week to copy the entire thing, but then, they wanted it legible and my writing is barely passable at slow speeds.” He paused to sip his own … Continue reading Mexican Jenny And The Boogie Woogie Dogs →

...you know you want to The Doclopedia #2,903 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #142 Chapter Eleven: Learning From The Past Seyan woke up when she smelled food. There, sitting at a small table, was the Grand High Curator and a plate of hot food. Unless she was mistaken, the pitcher next to a cup was full … Continue reading Why Not Just Do The Thing? →

...right after these cupcakes The Doclopedia #2,902 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #141 Chapter Ten: Crystal Vibrations Somewhere in the world, a large piece of Ancient crystal the size of a boulder began to vibrate. No humans saw or heard this, because this particular piece of crystal was very far from anywhere that humans normally went. … Continue reading A Report On Alien Bakers →

for emergencies only The Doclopedia #2,901 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #140 “I can do that, Bevan.” Dree had often run errands for guests. “Alright then, Dree, I'll leave a list and some money with your Dad in the morning. Until then, good luck with that problem of yours.” Dree left the room and took the … Continue reading Secret Tequila →

...not good The Doclopedia #2,899 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #138 She looked at him for a long while, then started to laugh. She reached over and mussed up his hair. “Young sir, you are full of good advice! I think I'll just go up to my room and sleep on it.” She stood up, just … Continue reading Flamingo Pie →

...it always rolled a 1 The Doclopedia #2,897 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #137 “She says that there are adventures and stories all over, if folks would just get on the Road and go looking for them. She traveled all over, starting when she was about my age and not stopping until she came back here … Continue reading The Terrifying Story Of The Cursed D20 →

...and they ain't cheap, kid The Doclopedia #2,896 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #136 “I hope you don't mind, Miss. Not too many places to sit tonight.” She smiled at him and gave a nod. She looked kind of worried and maybe just a little tipsy. “I don't mind, “ she said slowly. “You kind of … Continue reading Standard Rates Apply Here →

...still have hurt pixies though The Doclopedia #2,895 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #135 Dree would have none of that. His parents thought he should go off to school in the city when he turned 16, but he wanted to be a storyteller like Greaty had been. Spending 30 or so years traveling around telling and … Continue reading No More Death Pixies! →

...maybe run? The Doclopedia #2,894 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #134 The Roadie lady laughed at that and the Offy looked disgusted. “Bugger!,” he said. “I just bought these clothes! Oh well, I need the money and I can always get them washed. I guess I'll be buying a good hot bath tonight.” Dree chuckled at … Continue reading Sand Woman Is Waiting →