...after that, it's only pain The Doclopedia #1,424 Dangerous Dames: Maggie Grimm Name: Maggie Grimm Aliases: The Dark Lady Age: 45? 60? 100? Hair: Black Eyes: green Height: 5'10” Weight: 150 lbs Last Known Address: The Grimwood Crimes: Murder, Possibly Cannibalism Summary: At some disagreed upon time in the last 75 years, the woman known … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Pimpslap A Werebear
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The Belatedly Retconned, But Well Crafted, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Blogger Who Forgot Things
...co-starring her favorite dwarf hamster, Ferdinand The Doclopedia #1,423 Dangerous Dames: Rita Lincoln Name: Rita Lincoln Aliases: None Age: 25 Hair: Blue & Green Eyes: Green Height: 5'4” Weight: 100 lbs Last Known Address: San Francisco, California Crimes: Murder, Kidnapping, Grand Theft, Arson Summary: Rita Lincoln was born in Reno, Nevada to a blackjack dealer … Continue reading The Belatedly Retconned, But Well Crafted, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Blogger Who Forgot Things
The Billionaire Dog’s Journal
...it's printed on gold pages New Doclopedia theme! WOOHOO! The Doclopedia #1,422 Dangerous Dames: Lily Martin Name: Lily Martin Aliases: Lily Moran, Lily Magellan Age: 33 Hair: Black Eyes: Brown Height: 5'9” Weight: 140 lbs Last Known Address: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Crimes: Murder, Grand Theft Summary: Lily Martin was born in Halifax, Nova Scotia … Continue reading The Billionaire Dog’s Journal
Grandpa And Brownie’s Big Adventure
...hopefully, a long one The Doclopedia #1,421 Don't Touch That!: Hat Back off there, junior, while ya still gotta chance. That hat belongs to Big Jimmy Farren and it's gonna stay right where he left it until he gets outta Joliet. Same goes for that fine lookin' coat of his. Jimmy told us to … Continue reading Grandpa And Brownie’s Big Adventure
Big Pigs Dancing Jigs Around Their Rigs While Eating Figs
...lit by burning twigs The Doclopedia #1,420 Don't Touch That!: Ring Hold it there, Waltonby. Let's not go touching things too quickly here. I'm certain this is the lost tomb of the mad pharaoh, Ahktenahmen. Legend has it that they mummified him alive and the last thing he said was a curse upon the world … Continue reading Big Pigs Dancing Jigs Around Their Rigs While Eating Figs
Module L-2: The Creepy Village Of Ploom
...for characters of level 2 to 3. The Doclopedia #1,418 Don't Touch That!: Girl I'm sorry, sir, but that girl is available only for very special customers. You see, she's cursed with both the ability to induce the most legendary orgasms in a man, but then drain their life force, killing them. Oh, no, … Continue reading Module L-2: The Creepy Village Of Ploom
Chapter 551: In Which Our Hero, Now Laden With Gold And Kitchenware, Takes His Dog To London
...the dog's name is Ramon THREE...YES, THREE...DOCLOPEDIA POSTS! I spoil you guys, I really do. The Doclopedia #1,415 Don't Touch That!: Sword Stay your hand there, Brandis. Unless I'm wrong, and I seldom am, that is Nightbreaker, the cursed sword of Lord Yorgon. Stand back and let me identify it properly. Oh yes, this … Continue reading Chapter 551: In Which Our Hero, Now Laden With Gold And Kitchenware, Takes His Dog To London
This Is A Tale About A Story
...about a legend The Doclopedia #1,414 Capes & Cloaks: The Cloak Of Dracula And now, class, we end this semester with perhaps the most famous cloak of all, the cloak of Dracula. It doesn't look like much, does it? Basic black, high collar, long enough to drag on the floor if one is under … Continue reading This Is A Tale About A Story
Don’t Shoot Me, I’m Only The Piano Slayer
...old pianos get real mean The Doclopedia #1,413 Capes & Cloaks: The Cape Of Many Colors I ask you, students, have you ever seen a more beautiful cape? I think not. Yes, Mr. Kervox, the colors are very bright. No pastels or grays here. And look at how the colors shift and flow, but never … Continue reading Don’t Shoot Me, I’m Only The Piano Slayer
Handsome Joe Explores A Garden
...with his pal Willie the Pug The Doclopedia #1,412 Alt. Superhero Movies: The Pulps While some people like to keep the great pulp era heroes separate from the costumed comic book superheroes, they were pretty straightforward precursors to them. In fact, both Doc Savage and the Shadow heavily influenced Superman and Batman. On Earth … Continue reading Handsome Joe Explores A Garden
Tales Of Pirates & Dogs!
...and dog pirates The Doclopedia #1,411 Alt. Superhero Movies: Other Companies By the 1960's on Earth 1-G, there were very few comics publishers in the United States. Less than 10, of which only 4 published superhero comics. Marvel and DC were by far the biggest and best known, but the other two, Nedor and Charlton, … Continue reading Tales Of Pirates & Dogs!
Not In This Issue: Prawns, Sports Cars,Violets, And Javelins
...but you will find scallops and dune buggies The Doclopedia #1,410 Alt. Superhero Movies: DC We all know how the DC superhero movies have gone in our reality (generally, badly), but if we hop over just a few quanta, to Earth 1-G, things went very differently. To start with, DC has had a much … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Prawns, Sports Cars,Violets, And Javelins
The Better Late Than Never Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Doorway Into The Unknown.
...co-starring her buddy, Wally Knimf The Doclopedia #1,409 Alt. Superhero Movies: Marvel We all know how the Marvel superhero movies have gone in our reality, but if we hop over just a few quanta, to Earth 1-G, things went very differently. In our world, aside from the 1944 “Captain America” serial, Marvel did not … Continue reading The Better Late Than Never Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Doorway Into The Unknown.
I’m Back
...thank you for all your condolences about Silky Confessions Of A Time Traveler Holmes, Sweet Holmes One of the big problems of jumping around time, space and alternate realities is that you very often meet people out of what some would call proper chronological order. No example points this out better than my long … Continue reading I’m Back
The Big Election Night, But After The Polls Closed, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Whiny GOP Snowflakes
...co-starring her pet jerboa, Earline . DOG ON . . So way back in 2012, at the age of 60, I got hit by a car, killed and reincarnated as a yellow Labrador Retriever. I wrote about it in my January 27th, 2012 post, but I figured you folks might want to know what happened … Continue reading The Big Election Night, But After The Polls Closed, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Whiny GOP Snowflakes
The Final Goodbye
...and the end of an era . I did not plan for this to go up on Halloween, as it is neither spooky or funny, but this is how things work out. I've been meaning to write about this for years. . The Final Goodbye . Let me preface this by saying that I do … Continue reading The Final Goodbye
Therapy Fun: Part 7
...posted in 2025 Therapist, when we were discussing Silky: It's obvious that you loved her. When did she die? Me: April 19th, 1951...October 3rd, 1962...February 19th, 1963...May 10th, 1976...August 18th, 1986...August 23rd, 1998...September 28th, 1998...June 19th, 2006...November 20th, 2018. Not sure how many times over in her Homeline. Therapist: Me: Therapist: I think I need … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part 7
Gandalf Picard VS The Robotic Spice Rebels Of Narnia
...if I can make just one fanboy weep, my job is done The Doclopedia #1,408 Capes & Cloaks: Cape Fear Fear is a very powerful emotion, as and soldier or adventurer can tell you. Fear can make you run farther and faster than ever you thought possible, or it can make you leap into danger … Continue reading Gandalf Picard VS The Robotic Spice Rebels Of Narnia
New Board Games For Cats
...they mostly lay on them and play with the pieces The Doclopedia #1,407 Capes & Cloaks: Cloak Of Shadows Good morning, students! As promised, this week we shall discuss various capes and cloaks, each imbued with strange powers. Now do quiet down so we may get started. Now, you see before you a very … Continue reading New Board Games For Cats
Oil Up Another Watermelon, Lester!
...don't ask Sasha Explains It All Everybody Can't Be Smart If there is one thing people ask me all the time, besides “How can you look so young and beautiful?”, it's “Which animals are Smart and why aren't ALL animals Smart?” Here's the answer to that question and we'll start right off with the #1 … Continue reading Oil Up Another Watermelon, Lester!
Sherlock Potter And The Adventure Of The Vulcan Time Lord Of Bronze
...actually, I would read the fuck out of that The Doclopedia #1,406 Starships: C'Wi C'Wi Explorer Like the C'wi C'wi themselves, their exploration ships, are small, efficient and no two look exactly the same. All of them have excellent laboratories and storage areas, as well as plenty of Tri-Dee vid drones, scannerdrones and helperbots. The … Continue reading Sherlock Potter And The Adventure Of The Vulcan Time Lord Of Bronze
It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Has To Run From A Big Rolling Boulder
...I'n not naming names, Jones The Doclopedia #1,405 Starships: Elarissian Miner The Elarissians are a large, multilimbed humanoid race who specialize in mining on “difficult” planets. Their mining ships are enormous, up to 15 miles long and fully able to land on a planetary surface, even a rough one, due to their segmented … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Has To Run From A Big Rolling Boulder
Not In This Issue: Poison Frogs,Weed Control Or Quilts
...there might be something about frog control The Doclopedia #1,404 Starships: Prin Tradeship A Prin tradeship looks very much like two small (5 mile long) worldships connected together and revolving around a central J-9 drive unit. One of the worldships is the home environment for the reptomammalian Prin. The other is a combination warehouse and … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Poison Frogs,Weed Control Or Quilts
Moon Sandwiches And Chocolate Tea
...Yum Yum The Doclopedia #1,403 Starships: Kr'Loq Transport The hardworking Kr'Loq are a quasi-cephalapodian race from three small systems on the border of GalSecs 4509 and 4510. They are notable for two things: their ability to do very precise surgery without robotic assistance and their workhorse transport ships. Standard Kr'Loq transports are used … Continue reading Moon Sandwiches And Chocolate Tea
I Have No Idea Where The Drunken Steer Came From
...honest, officer, no idea at all The Doclopedia #1,402 Starships: Illurok Worldship The Illurok race resemble tall, thin and very hairy humans. They are some of the galaxy's greatest artists and philosophers. All of the Illurok race live on four worldships that are speeding away from their now deserted home system in GalSec 1054-B. Actually, … Continue reading I Have No Idea Where The Drunken Steer Came From
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