...mostly naughty words . The Doclopedia #1,471 The Alphabet: U is For...Upstairs At The Regal On Noir Earth 3, the classiest nightclub in Kansas City is Upstairs At The Regal. Located on the 15th floor of the Regal Hotel, it features well stocked bars, top line entertainment and a staff that knows how to … Continue reading Splendid Lily Had a Way With Words
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Whoever Invented Allergies Can Die In A Fire
...twice . . The Doclopedia #1,469 The Alphabet: T is For...Time Reversal Grenade A Time Reversal Grenade is exactly what you think it it: a small hand grenade that, when it goes off, reverses time in an approximately 75 foot wide circle. The time reversal is only 10 seconds, but that can allow you to … Continue reading Whoever Invented Allergies Can Die In A Fire
In This Episode: Uncle Lou Catches “Old Fin”, Earl Gets Fired And Louella Buys A Hat
... Old Fin is a catfish The Doclopedia #1,467 The Alphabet: S is For...Sinkholes Of Mars In the Earth 3-B universe, the planet Mars is 25% larger than our Mars and has copious liquid water under the surface. In some areas, this water has built up pressure and eaten away at the soil above … Continue reading In This Episode: Uncle Lou Catches “Old Fin”, Earl Gets Fired And Louella Buys A Hat
Don’t Look Behind Your Chair!
...you looked, didn't you? . . Confessions Of A Time Traveler . Scum & Villainy & Me As you may have guessed from the title, this confession is about politics and my meddling therein. Not all of my messing about was aimed at creating new timelines. Some of it was that old time travel situation … Continue reading Don’t Look Behind Your Chair!
Module G-1: Lair Of The Guinea Pig
...not really a very good adventure The Doclopedia #1,463 The Alphabet: Q is For...Quavorx The Quavorx are a group of artificial worlds orbiting a small yellow star near the very tip of one of the Milky Way's spiral arms. The seven Mars sized worlds share the same orbit and are inhabited solely by … Continue reading Module G-1: Lair Of The Guinea Pig
My Further Adventures With Buttercup Crabbybatch
...is that name right? The Doclopedia #1,462 The Alphabet: P is For...Perky Pixie Pies First of all Perky Pixie Pies have nothing to do with pixies, perky or otherwise. The name comes from Pixie Ann Olson, a woman from small town Minnesota on Earth 10-H. The “perky” comes from the fact that she … Continue reading My Further Adventures With Buttercup Crabbybatch
Shadows Of The Knight
...well, one shadow, really Only one entry today, because it's so damned long. The Doclopedia #1,461 The Alphabet: P is For...P-A/233 The 233rd Fully Autonomous Robot was P-A/233. When he came off the assembly line, he should have been just like any of the P-A series, but he had a flaw. P-A/233 was not fully … Continue reading Shadows Of The Knight
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Opens A Forbidden Book
...and then AAAAiiieeeeeeeee. Gurgle, gurgle, plop. The Doclopedia #1,459 The Alphabet: O is For...Old Woman Of The Forest On several Fantasy Earths, you will hear stories about the Old Woman of the Forest. These are never happy stories, but are instead stories of murder and robbery and, in some cases, cannibalism. They scare everyone … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Opens A Forbidden Book
Good Slimes
...it was a TV show, wasn't it? The Doclopedia #1,457 The Alphabet: N is For...Nigerian Prince On Earth 5-V, the Nigerian Prince is something of a superhero. Descended from actual Nigerian royalty and multimillionaires, he seems intent on giving away his family fortune. It's a very large fortune, so it may take a long while … Continue reading Good Slimes
We Should Have Considered The Effects Of Alcohol
...they pretty much messed things up The Doclopedia #1,453 The Alphabet: L is For...Looney Tombs Looney Tombs is a card game from Looniversity Games of Earth 1-B. The premise is that players are 19th century archaeologists seeing who can loot a tomb for the most treasures. Besides room and treasure cards, each player turns … Continue reading We Should Have Considered The Effects Of Alcohol
No Time For A Subject Line!
...almost midnight! The Doclopedia #1,451 The Alphabet: K is For...King Piggy King Piggy is an anime series on Earth 2-C Japanese Television. Created as a spinoff of a short (45 seconds long) segment of episode 39 of “Galactic Brain”, it featured a pig dressed as a king who is both very short tempered and an … Continue reading No Time For A Subject Line!
The Four Things You Should Never Put In Your Eye
...#1 is hot sauce The Doclopedia #1,449 The Alphabet: J is For...Just Jill! Just Jill! is the most popular situation comedy on United States television on Earth 1-E. It is now in it's 9th season and has been approved for at least 3 more seasons. The premise of the show is that perky … Continue reading The Four Things You Should Never Put In Your Eye
Parrot Racing Time
...give your parrots pep talks The Doclopedia #1,447 The Alphabet: I is For...Islands Of Adventure On Earth 1-L, which is 57 years ahead of our Earth and in the 127th year of peace and prosperity, the most popular tourist attraction on the planet is the Islands of Adventure theme park in New Mexico. Now, the … Continue reading Parrot Racing Time
Blood Oranges For The Blood Orange God!
...no...wait... The Doclopedia #1,443 The Alphabet: G is For...Gone Girls Formed in 1985 by four middle school best friends, the Gone Girls are the best known of the horror rock groups that started popping up around 1982. Their first album, “Bowl Full Of Eyeballs”, went gold in less than a month and their … Continue reading Blood Oranges For The Blood Orange God!
Naked Thoughts, Posed Just The Way You Like Them
...and they are HOT The Doclopedia #1,441 The Alphabet: F is For...Fire Mice Yes, Nirkas, those are indeed Fire Mice. No, no, these are quite tame. They only really summon the fire if they are in deadly danger. Note how they are only slightly larger and paler in color than the average ordinary … Continue reading Naked Thoughts, Posed Just The Way You Like Them
The In Like A Lion And Out Like A Three Toed Sloth Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Ides Of March
...co-starring her pet dormouse, Snoozy The Doclopedia #1,439 The Alphabet: E is For...Earth 2-K As shown by the 2 designation, we already know that this reality has small, but plentiful differences with our reality (which is Earth Prime). The K designation tells us that changes started at a break point at least 700 … Continue reading The In Like A Lion And Out Like A Three Toed Sloth Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Ides Of March
A Horse! A Horse! My Tiny House For A Horse!
...Shakespeare, updated The Doclopedia #1,437 The Alphabet: D is For... Door Lady On the Earth of The Change (Earth 86-Q), the Door Lady is a self employed delivery person with the Mutant power to step in any door on Earth and come out any other door on Earth. She only needs to know … Continue reading A Horse! A Horse! My Tiny House For A Horse!
Doctor Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Indulge In Some Excellent Scotch
...later, they sang songs about Potawango Island The Doclopedia #1,435 The Alphabet: C is For... Chinese Giants On our Earth, very tall people from china are rare, but not unknown. Mostly, they emigrate to other countries to play pro sports. But on Earth 6-A, people over 7.5 feet tall are fairly common in … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Indulge In Some Excellent Scotch
How I Met Batterduck Crumblybatch
...I may have misheard his name The Doclopedia #1,433 The Alphabet: B is For... Beans, Magic “Hear ye, hear ye! On this day does the Council of Kings issue the following Proclamation of Law. From this day forward, the conjuration, cultivation, holding, buying, selling or any other activity involving beans of a magical nature, shall … Continue reading How I Met Batterduck Crumblybatch
The Ill Thought Out And Rather Poorly Designed Cantaloupe Cannon
...mistakes were made and alcohol was involved The Doclopedia #1,431 The Alphabet: A is For... Avenger Ape Avenger Ape started out as a comic book character on Earth 700-B. A gorilla imbued with super strength, the ability to fly and fire breath, he fought against evil masterminds, mad scientists, aliens and humans who survived the … Continue reading The Ill Thought Out And Rather Poorly Designed Cantaloupe Cannon
The Rare And Beautiful Blue Spotted Tree Shark Of Potawango Island
...also scary and deadly The Doclopedia #1,429 New Pets: Rainbow Cats Let's be up front on this: Rainbow cats are just ordinary American Shorthair cats with brightly colored fur not normally found in nature. Thanks to genetic science, you can now get cats in shades of blue, red, orange, green, yellow and purple. Don't want … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Blue Spotted Tree Shark Of Potawango Island
Silly Things You Can Do With Grease
...we don't judge The Doclopedia #1,427 New Pets: Giant Guinea Pigs Thanks to modern genetic manipulation, the common guinea pig has been crossed with it's much larger cousin, the capybara, to produce an animal mostly resembling a giant guinea pig, weighing in at an average of 30 pounds. Like regular guinea pigs, they are active, … Continue reading Silly Things You Can Do With Grease
Appearing For One Night Only: The Dancing Elks!
...and opening act: The Harptones Last of the Dangerous Dames for a while. The next theme will be New Pets. The Doclopedia #1,426 Dangerous Dames: Miss Blue Name: Unknown Aliases: Miss Blue Age: 30? Hair: Dark Blue Eyes: Sky Blue Skin: Medium Blue Height: 5' Weight: 95 lbs Last Known Sighting: Paris, France … Continue reading Appearing For One Night Only: The Dancing Elks!
Doc Tempest And The Swamp Ogres
...from the May, 1949 issue We are bringing back an oldie here, folks. After The Change Came Series 4 A Night For The Return Of The Living Blog Holy crap, it has been almost SIX years since I did an “After The Change Came” blog post. Not that I haven't been blogging 3 times a … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Swamp Ogres
This Is Not The Transdimensional Vortex Inducer You Are Looking For
...it's a totally different one The Doclopedia #1,425 Dangerous Dames: Louanne Warnok Name: Luanne Warnok Aliases: Luanne Briggs Age: 45 Hair: Blonde Eyes: Blue Height: 5'11” Weight: 180 lbs Last Known Address: New York City Crimes: Murder For Hire Summary: Luanne Warnok is an independent contract killer and has been since she was 17 years … Continue reading This Is Not The Transdimensional Vortex Inducer You Are Looking For
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