...not for cooking . . LETTERS FROM SISTER BOMIA Dear Sister Arilloni, I hope all is going well at the abbey. Did Sister Grek ever get over her cold? I hope so. Colds are bad enough for we mammals, but for the reptilian folk, they are much worse. My vacation is still going very … Continue reading Spaniels In The Pot
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Where Are The Cookies? I Was Told There Would Be Cookies.
...and milk! . . Life On The Magic Bus This entry will be redone soon
The Cupcake Gnomes Meet The Pie Pixies
...it was a sweet meeting . This blog is in part made possibly by my wonderful patrons on Patreon. If you would like to join them in helping me out, go to https://www.patreon.com/DocCross . Sasha Explains It All Sanctuaries Hi, folks! In this edition, I'd like to talk about the many Sanctuary areas that … Continue reading The Cupcake Gnomes Meet The Pie Pixies
Obviously, Including The Koreans In The Plan Was A Bad Idea
...they ran off to form a boy band . . LETTERS FROM SISTER BOMIA Dear Sister Arilloni, Well, here I am at Karrak City on the shore of Lake Vardestar and I've got to say, it truly is a beautiful city. The main portion is made up of rose marble buildings rising as high as … Continue reading Obviously, Including The Koreans In The Plan Was A Bad Idea
The Springtime Fresh, But Also Rather Spicy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Great 4th Of July Bicycle Race
...co-starring her Auntie Griselda Weeks . . Life On The Magic Bus This entry will be redone very soon.
Not In This Issue: Fig Parrots, Playing Strip Bingo, Singing Tree Pruners
... do NOT play Strip Tree Pruning . . After The Change Came Series 4 Hound Dog Tails Roscoe here with a badly late entry to this blog. As Dad said in his last post, I'm still working for the State of California Department of Nature as a wildlife surveyor, and I still work at … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Fig Parrots, Playing Strip Bingo, Singing Tree Pruners
We Never Stopped Liking Monkeys, We Just Took A Short Break.
...okay, it was 7 years . . Confessions Of A Time Traveler If Nobody Ever Finds It, Is It Really Lost? As you may or not have heard Sasha mention in her rants, time travel is strange and wonderful and you cannot change history. You can cause history, you can spin off new timelines and … Continue reading We Never Stopped Liking Monkeys, We Just Took A Short Break.
DUDE! A Doclopedia Milestone!
...Seriously! . . Well spank my ass and call me Pinky, this is my 1,500th Doclopedia post! . . The Doclopedia #1,500 Well, Since You Asked: Here's How It Went Down It started out with me leaving Penny's house before the party started...no, not the after party, the PARTY party. The one she was giving … Continue reading DUDE! A Doclopedia Milestone!
Ducks Causing Trouble, Geese On The Run
...it's a waterfowl crime spree . . The Doclopedia #1,498 Stairway to: Lincoln Of all the stairways I have found, this one is the most random. Why? Because there are dozens of town and cities with the name Lincoln. There are over 40 Lincolns in the United states alone. You'll find more in the U.K., … Continue reading Ducks Causing Trouble, Geese On The Run
We Come From The Land Of The Ice And Snow, You Betcha
...oh ya, Minnesota . . The Doclopedia #1,496 Stairway to: Lost Vegas This spiral staircase appears only in casinos in Las Vegas, in whatever year is current. It's a damned classy staircase, straight out of the heyday of Vegas, when the Rat Pack performed, the Mob ran the town and casinos weren't “Family Destination Resorts”. … Continue reading We Come From The Land Of The Ice And Snow, You Betcha
Golden Racer Joe
...more fake anime . . The Doclopedia #1,495 Stairway to: Toyland This stairway always appears near a group of several old toys that you had as a kid. Most of them were your favorites. The door, which looks totally ordinary, has the words “This Way To Toyland” painted on the door in bright green. The … Continue reading Golden Racer Joe
The Fashionably Late, But Interesting And Cool, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Girl Who Talked To Fish
...featuring her new best friend, Oceana Perchly . . The Doclopedia #1,494 Stairway to: Asgard This stairway moves around every few months, but you'll always find it somewhere in the Scandinavian countries of Norway, Denmark and Sweden. The entrance is a door that is large (8'X4'), thick (3”) and very heavy. It's made of a … Continue reading The Fashionably Late, But Interesting And Cool, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Girl Who Talked To Fish
Blue Petunia Waltz
...feel free to dance, y'all . . I missed a few days due to being sick, so here are THREE Doclopedia entries. The Doclopedia #1,491 Is This Your...: Hot Sauce? “Sir! Sir! You forgot your hot sauce! It was on your table when I went to bus it. Oh, no problem. People leave stuff behind … Continue reading Blue Petunia Waltz
I Used To Be Like That But Now I’m Like This.
...and not dead. . . My body is fighting off two different infections, so there won't be a new Doclopedia post. Instead, here is the post from this date 10 years ago. . . Uncle Doc’s Gardening Tips 1: PLANT A VEGGIE GARDEN! In these tough economic times, why the hell are you paying $3.00 … Continue reading I Used To Be Like That But Now I’m Like This.
Silence Of The Yams
...but, they are always silent . The Doclopedia #1,490 Is This Your...: Shoe? It is? Okay. Yeah, I found it just back there by the old graveyard. At first, I thought maybe it was just some old shoe, ya know, because it looks like one of those old timey shoes and it's dirty and stuff, … Continue reading Silence Of The Yams
Chapter 329: In Which Our Hero Tickles A Wench And Makes Saucy Comments To A Nun
...the nun was not amused . The Doclopedia #1,489 Is This Your...: Cat? . I'm just asking because you have several cats, Mrs Fenster, so I thought you might have a new one. I mean, he comes over to my house every night and I feed him, but I used to do that with your … Continue reading Chapter 329: In Which Our Hero Tickles A Wench And Makes Saucy Comments To A Nun
Nowhere To Go But Sideways!
...at least it's unpredictable . . The Doclopedia #1,488 Alt. Rocks 2: Rhymestone . The Rhymestone is a cursed jewel that is hated by everyone who ever explored a dungeon. Quite simply, it is a jewel about the size of a small chicken's egg and it is cursed to make the person who finds it … Continue reading Nowhere To Go But Sideways!
Letters From My Granddaughter
...so far she has given me W, J, O, Z, G, E and T . . The Doclopedia #1,486 Alt. Rocks 2: Boulderlings Calm down, elf! Them's just boulderlings. Ya see 'em all the time down here in the upper and middle depths. I'd say them is about 10 years along and headin' for an … Continue reading Letters From My Granddaughter
New: Squid Cream Oreos
...nopenopenope . . The Doclopedia #1,485 Alt. Rocks 2: Memory Quartz Memory quartz is a magical mineral found on several Fantasy Earths. When treated with the right substances, it can be made to retain the memories of any one person. There are limits, of course, but as a rule of thumb, a piece of memory … Continue reading New: Squid Cream Oreos
The Ice Cream Dwarves Go Mining For Salted Caramel
...yum yum . . The Doclopedia #1,483 Alt. Rocks 2: The Stone Testicles Of Yurr Okay, first off, yes, those two huge ovoid stones really are the testicles of the ancient God Of Life, Yurr. They are, in fact, all that remains of him. Every other bit of his body was gone 3,000 years ago. … Continue reading The Ice Cream Dwarves Go Mining For Salted Caramel
Here’s To You, Pal
...one last time . . The Roscoe Tapes In a bit shy of 60 days, it will be the 14th anniversary of the death of our first dog, Roscoe. It will also be time for me to see, for maybe the 100th time, if I am ready to listen to his memoirs. Right now, I'm … Continue reading Here’s To You, Pal
Wicked Flamingos Pestered My Penguins
...pink bastards! The Doclopedia #1,481 The Alphabet: Z is For...Zikritz Among the Guldiartan Dwarves, the game of Zikritz might as well be the national pastime. Everyone played it when they were young and most bet on it when they become adults. Each Dwarven clan has their own pro team and when the Zikritz Cup … Continue reading Wicked Flamingos Pestered My Penguins
Fizzy Drinks And Fuzzy Minks
...FUN! The Doclopedia #1,479 The Alphabet: Y is For...Yodeling Marmots The Yodeling Marmots of Potawango Island comprise two distinct species. The Great Gray Yodeling Marmot lives just above the tree line in the Spotoo Mountains. The average about 24 inches long and weigh between 8 and 14 pounds. They are a uniform medium gray … Continue reading Fizzy Drinks And Fuzzy Minks
Milk Bones Raining From The Sky!
...because I dropped the box The Doclopedia #1,477 The Alphabet: X is For...X Series The X series of adventure modules was published by 100 Dragon Games starting in February,1980, with “Goblin Hunt!” and finishing in August, 1981, with “Escape From Demon Mountain”. The series is widely considered the best 100 Dragon Games ever … Continue reading Milk Bones Raining From The Sky!
Isn’t It Time For Some Frivolity?
...of course it is! The Doclopedia #1,475 The Alphabet: W is For...Worms Of Prall . . On the planet Prall, located 598 light years from Earth, the most popular tourist attraction are the Worms of Prall. These enormous creatures, each measuring as much as 5 miles long, gather once a year on the … Continue reading Isn’t It Time For Some Frivolity?
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