...including ambidextrous hydras . Become a Patron! It will keep you from buying more junk! . The Doclopedia #1,908 State Secrets: Maine – Ol' Bill Bigclaw . This cryptid is much easier to explain than others. Known as a legend to most modern Main lobstermen, Ol' Bill Bigclaw is actually a real lobster. A product … Continue reading Monster Manual XXVII: Left Handed Dragons & Their Kin
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Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Set Sail For Japan
...to climb Mount Fuji! . Become a Patron! Operators are not standing by! . The Doclopedia #1,906 State Secrets: Kentucky – The Coal Creature . This is one of the most recent arrivals on the cryptid scene, having first been sighted in 2015. It usually looks like a large bear made of coal and … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Set Sail For Japan
Pieboy Climbs A Mountain
...we think he wanted to wrassle a bear . Become a Patron! Because it's what Luke Skywalker would do! The Doclopedia #1,904 State Secrets: Iowa – The Little Farmers . For well over 125 years, folks out in northwestern Iowa have been finding small replica farms in out of the way places. These tiny farms … Continue reading Pieboy Climbs A Mountain
Where Was Charlie When The House Fell Down?
...we never found out . Become a Patron! Feel good about it! . The Doclopedia #1,900 State Secrets: Hawaii – Pele Gone Walkin' . Almost certainly, we are not talking about the literal Hawaiian volcano goddess. Note the “almost”, because in the world of weird shit, you should never say never. Still, members of the … Continue reading Where Was Charlie When The House Fell Down?
This Blog Certified Organic
...we were trying for orgasmic . Become a Patron! For that “Clean all over” feeling! . The Doclopedia #1,897 State Secrets: Florida – Mister Sandman . For the last 15 years, a killer has been stalking the beaches of Florida. From St. Augustine down to Miami, more than 50 people have died at the hands … Continue reading This Blog Certified Organic
A Newt Who Loved Fruit Played A Lute In A Boot And Looked Very Cute
...and he made good loot . Become a Patron! And I will name my first born child after you! . The Doclopedia #1,895 State Secrets: Connecticut – Old Vinegar . The dog known to the government of Connecticut and the FBI as “Old Vinegar”, does indeed smell faintly of vinegar, but he is not actually … Continue reading A Newt Who Loved Fruit Played A Lute In A Boot And Looked Very Cute
Urgent Eel News
...well, urgent if you're an eel . Become a Patron! It will make you feel like dancing! . The Doclopedia #1,893 State Secrets: California – The Beast Of The Buttes . In the Central Valley of Northern California, just a bit west of Yuba City, you'll find the Sutter Buttes, the remnants of an ancient … Continue reading Urgent Eel News
My Life Among The Talking Animals
...who seldom shut up . Become a Patron! And help keep me off the dole! . The Doclopedia #1,889 State Secrets: Alabama – The Spirit of Selma . No government official in Alabama will ever talk about it. Neither will the FBI, although they've had people investigating it since 1971. Any regular folks involved clam … Continue reading My Life Among The Talking Animals
Why I Can’t Use The Bathroom Alone
...Sasha, my dog . Become a Patron! I promise not to spend it on ale & whores! . The Doclopedia #1,885 Nothing But Flowers: The Carnal Carnations . Looking to spice up or maybe kickstart your sex life? Just buy a big bouquet of these beautiful flowers and dim the lights. Within minutes, you and … Continue reading Why I Can’t Use The Bathroom Alone
Ferret Girl Punches Nazis
...and she punches hard . Become a Patron! I will thank you profusely! . The Doclopedia #1,883 Nothing But Flowers: The Vanity Violets . These flowers are harmless until picked or cut, at which point, they will begin to emit a scent that causes humans nearby to have a vastly inflated opinion of their looks, … Continue reading Ferret Girl Punches Nazis
The Totally Not Retconned Because The Author Forgot It Was The First, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The King Of Hot Dogs.
...co-starring her pet muse, Prunella . Become a Patron! Or I may be forced to sell my body! . The Doclopedia #1,880 Seven Bad Axes: Ziinotaa's Neckseeker . We now move on to an axe that was enchanted for purely utilitarian reasons, but then turned to evil use. After the Great War between the Ariitonians … Continue reading The Totally Not Retconned Because The Author Forgot It Was The First, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The King Of Hot Dogs.
Advice For Frustrated Game Masters
...#1: Remember that murder is still a crime . Become a Patron! So I can buy tacos! . The Doclopedia #1,878 Seven Bad Axes: Alifa's Bloodletter . Now we come to the axe of Alifa Al Saakor, one of the more tragic cases we have. As you can see, it is a simple woodcutter's axe, … Continue reading Advice For Frustrated Game Masters
The Rare And Beautiful Winking Skink Of Potawango Island
...nudge nudge, wink wink . The Doclopedia #1,876 Seven Bad Axes: Mackenzie's Murderer . Welcome to the Museum of Infamous Weapons. We have a most wonderful collection of weaponry used in an assortment of deadly crimes. Many, indeed more than half of them, are enchanted in some way. Some were wielded by actual monsters, not … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Winking Skink Of Potawango Island
Happy Mouse Stories
...written by and for happy mice . Become a Patron! It could be the start of something good! . The Doclopedia #1,874 Random Character Creation (Super Hero): What Is Your Secret Identity? . 1: Geoff Gordon, math teacher 2: Sylvia Peterson, reporter 3: Umi Tanaka, artist 4: Rudolfo Herdez, lawyer 5: Ed Weinburg, used car … Continue reading Happy Mouse Stories
Guitars & Cataracts
...hillbilly muzak . Become a Patron! Do it now, before the rush! . The Doclopedia #1,872 Random Character Creation (Super Hero): What Is Your Weakness? . 1: Fire 2: Silver 3: Mental Attacks 4: Cold 5: Poison 6: High Levels Of Radiation 7: Magic 8: Some Goofyass Mineral From Another Solar System 9: Suffocation 10: … Continue reading Guitars & Cataracts
Silver Spider Dreams
...very creepy, really . Become a Patron! And help me keep writing! . The Doclopedia #1,867 Three Characters In Search Of An Adventure: “Red” Jane Hawks . At 5' 4” tall, the redheaded, blue eyed woman known as Captain Jane Hawks is one of the shorter pirate captains out there. That does not mean she's … Continue reading Silver Spider Dreams
Nude Food
...not for prudes . Become a Patron! You'll be too cool for school! . The Doclopedia #1,861 Three Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Monok . Monok is a Vodellian, a species that would look to us like a mammalian spider centaur. He stands about 5 feet tall and is pretty much covered with black … Continue reading Nude Food
That Time Hank Got Stuck In A Pine Tree
...it took all day to get him down . Become a Patron! It might be good for you! . The Doclopedia #1,858 Three Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Shenzi . On Earth 320-P, where the wealthy and powerful live in huge domed cities connected by elaborate subway systems and the poor struggle for survival … Continue reading That Time Hank Got Stuck In A Pine Tree
Module K-1: The Castle Of The Fire Mountain Queen
...24 pages, fully illustrated, 3 maps . Become a Patron! Because you are a nice person. . The Doclopedia #1,854 That Time Doc & I Went To...: Montana To Drive The Weinermobile . Oh, no, no! It was my idea, Doc just agreed that it would be fun to do. I mean, who wouldn't want … Continue reading Module K-1: The Castle Of The Fire Mountain Queen
Green Cat Diary
...full of juicy kitty stories Become a Patron! It will help me eat real food again! . The Doclopedia #1,848 Thank You For Taking Our Survey: Royal Airship Lines . Thank you for flying Royal Airship Lines. We are honored to serve you and hope you enjopyed your flight. Please take a moment to fill … Continue reading Green Cat Diary
Mrs. Wangdoodle Takes A Drive To Vegas
...with her sister, Emily . Become a Patron! It might enhance your love life! . The Doclopedia #1,844 Thank You For Taking Our Survey: Sisters Of Merciful Pain . Thank you realizing that you are a pitiful little crotch sniffing wimp who needs punishment. Please take a moment to fill out our short survey. Thank … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Takes A Drive To Vegas
Peach Flavored Doom
...Mmmm, tasty doom! . Become a Patron! Or the terrorists win. . The Doclopedia #1,842 Thank You For Taking Our Survey: The ZomCo Brainsmasher 300 . Thank you for buying the ZomCo Brainsmasher 300, the finest zombie destruction device on the market. Please take the time to fill out our short survey. Thank you. 1: … Continue reading Peach Flavored Doom
The Golden Gorilla Does Not Trust The Blue Raccoon
...at least, that's what she says . Become a Patron! Or the terrorists win. . The Doclopedia #1,840 Oh, Shit!: We're Going To Crash! DAMN! That Euro dog took out our main gas cells. We're leaking hydrogen and falling fast! Chandra, deploy the wings! Ghosh, inflate the emergency gas cells! That ground is coming up … Continue reading The Golden Gorilla Does Not Trust The Blue Raccoon
Game Designers Or Masochists? You Decide!
...actually, they're both . Become a Patron! Do it for the children! . The Doclopedia #1,836 Oh, Shit!: We're Screwed! Jesus, Lenny, them cops is still on our tail! Must be 5 or 6 cars back there. Oh man, we are so screwed. I knew we shouldn't have trusted Jimmy Legs. Somethin' about him never … Continue reading Game Designers Or Masochists? You Decide!
Doc Tempest And The Fearsome Fish
...from the December 1959 issue . Become a Patron! Fulfill Your Destiny! . The Doclopedia #1,834 Places I Can't Go Anymore: Auntie Carol's House . Well, the ban didn't happen overnight, that's for sure. I mean, we only go visit her as a family about once a year. Still, I did some dumb stuff on … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Fearsome Fish
