...co-starring her favorite uncle, Duffy Undersnoot . The Triumphant Return Of The Doclopedia! . Become a Patron!.The Doclopedia #1,501Alt. Zombies: Kaiju Zombies When Dr. Zuvembie shot off the missile that was supposed to explode over Japan and spawn a worldwide zombie apocalypse, he had no idea that the missile would be swallowed whole by … Continue reading The Totally Labor Free Labor Day Weekend Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Uncle Who Walked In His Sleep
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Therapy Fun: Part 5
posted in 2025 Therapist: Name a really happy moment in your life. Me: Meeting Grace Blue: Meeting Mara Buck: Meeting Cupcake Yoyo: Meeting Grindy Duke: Meeting Sunny Wives and girlfriends on the other side of the room give us all thumbs up. Therapist sees them. Therapist: Ah, I see. okay. Grace: You can give her … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part 5
Gooby, The Musk Ox Who Thought She Was A Dog, Goes To The Fair
...where she ate 17 different deep fried foods My Gaming Life Is Shifting Into A Higher Gear So far this year, my gaming life, both boardgames and RPGs, has looked like this...Run a D&D 5E game, play in a D&D 5E game, run a game or two at cons, run & play in games about … Continue reading Gooby, The Musk Ox Who Thought She Was A Dog, Goes To The Fair
Sponge Bath In A Tea Cup
...harder than it looks Ten Old (pre-1985) RPGs That Everyone Should Play At Least Once And Why1: Dungeons & Dragons Basic Set (The Holmes edition)Play it because it is the edition that got roleplaying really started and it is still fun.2: Runequest (Second edition, 1980)Play it because it is very different from D&D … Continue reading Sponge Bath In A Tea Cup
Fish Stories
...but not about fishA Sort Of A Teaser To Fill Space One of the writing projects I've had on a back burner is called "Ten Short Stories About Death". My main requirement and self imposed rules are...1: Each story has to be short, preferably no more that 1,500 words2: Each story has to be very … Continue reading Fish Stories
The Girl With Green Nipples Spends A Week In The Woods
...naked, for the most part Doc Update As I have mentioned a time or two before, I'm on the board of directors of Your Turn! Community Game Events. We are a non-profit dedicated to hosting free inclusive and fun events where people of all ages can learn and play board, card, dice and roleplaying games.So … Continue reading The Girl With Green Nipples Spends A Week In The Woods
Module R-9:The Iron Castle Of The Vampire Queen
...for characters of level 9 or higher . CritterCon 12 . Trip Day Eleven: In Which We Finally Return To Hogar Dulce Hogar . Well, folks, we got home around 11:45. mostly thanks to an airspeed of 225 mph. It's good to be home. The kids have invited over about 40 of their school chums … Continue reading Module R-9:The Iron Castle Of The Vampire Queen
Pork Chop Salad
... Mmmmmm . CritterCon 12 Trip Day Ten: In Which We Get Our Kicks Above Route 66 . We woke up this morning with the Bus straddling the Texas/New Mexico border, about a mile north of Interstate 40, much of which took the place of old Route 66. Once we were all ready for … Continue reading Pork Chop Salad
Don’t Tease The Flesh Golem!
...he's sensitive CritterCon 12Trip Day Nine (Con Day 4): In Which More Games Are Played, Love & Hate Go Center Stage, Goodbyes Are Said, And Good Lord, Is There Ever Pie It is late and I need to bust ass to finish this before midnight. Quick and dirty, folks!Breakfast: Waffles From Outer Space! Ate too … Continue reading Don’t Tease The Flesh Golem!
Wicked Hamsters Belittled My Emu
...so he ate the little fuckers CritterCon 12 . Trip Day Eight (Con Day 3): In Which The Great And Powerful Cupcake Rides A Dragon, Old Time Radio Is Done, Cars Go To War, And Pubs Are Crawled . The day started with breakfast in bed for everyone, once again courtesy of Mr. & Mrs. … Continue reading Wicked Hamsters Belittled My Emu
Good God, Sir, Have You No Morals?
...yes, but they're pretty malleable . . CritterCon 12 Trip Day Seven (Con Day 2): In Which Many Shenanigans Take Place, Mud Is Applied, Weenies Are Compared And Partying Is Pulperiffic . It is very late, like, 2:45 in the morning, and I am more than a little intoxicated and tired from partying. You, Gentle … Continue reading Good God, Sir, Have You No Morals?
Chapter 415: In Which Our Hero, Temporarily Bereft Of Funds And In Debt At A Brothel, Robs A French Prince While Dressed As A Strumpet
...BEFORE any business could take place . . CritterCon 12 . Trip Day Six (Con Day 1): In Which Games Are Played, Panels Are Participated In, Food Is Eaten, And Werewolves Are Not Found In London . As I often do when reporting on cons, I will be giving the quick and dirty version of … Continue reading Chapter 415: In Which Our Hero, Temporarily Bereft Of Funds And In Debt At A Brothel, Robs A French Prince While Dressed As A Strumpet
Dr. Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Observe A Disturbance In The Forest
...caused by a very large moose CritterCon 12 Trip Day Five: In Which We Arrive In Critter City, Have A Good Cry, And Gather Together Our Extended Family NOTE: You have probably wondered where the critter commentary is this year. Truth is, they all decided to just comment once we got to the con, so … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Observe A Disturbance In The Forest
The Return Of Pete The Wonder Monkey
...he's back and ready to party in your ear. CritterCon 12 Trip Day Four: In Which We Enter Oklahoma, Then Texas, Only To Find Both States Full Of Kaiju I would like to apologize for the brevity of this post, but it has been a very long day. 19 hours long, to be exact. Here's … Continue reading The Return Of Pete The Wonder Monkey
Dogs Riding Motorcycles, Cats Driving Sports Cars, Mice In Pickup Trucks
...Vrooom! CritterCon 12 Trip Day Three: In Which Our Merry Band Of Adventurers Deal With Assorted Invasions And A Flea Market Of Unusual Size. For our third day, we woke up in Pagosa Springs, Colorado, several hundred miles east of where we went to bed in Kanab. Apparently, somebody who was not me … Continue reading Dogs Riding Motorcycles, Cats Driving Sports Cars, Mice In Pickup Trucks
The Big Broadcast Of 2010
...featuring all of your favorite stars CritterCon 12 Trip Day Two: In Which We Actually Encounter Roadside Attractions While Buckling A Swash In The Sky Sunday, August 11th, 8:49 PM We began our day by once again re-configuring the cab of the Bus. This time, it was turned into a airship, seemingly floating a couple … Continue reading The Big Broadcast Of 2010
We Don’t Speak Of The Purple Underwear
...we keep it locked away CritterCon 12 Trip Day One 1: In Which The Starship “Bus” Goes Where No Blue Raccoon Has Gone Before Saturday, August 10th, 8:30 PM Well, our first day of travel went well. True to his word, Brownie woke me up at 6:30 so we could get going by … Continue reading We Don’t Speak Of The Purple Underwear
The Rare And Beautiful 15 Toed Melon Eating Ape Of Potawango Island
...they do love their melons. CritterCon 12 Intro: Friday, August 9th, 5:30 PM Note: Sadly, we are making this year's trip without Silky, Daisy & Max, who passed away in November (Silky) and at the end of June (Daisy & Max). We miss them terribly and this trip report is dedicated to them. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful 15 Toed Melon Eating Ape Of Potawango Island
The Utterly Too Cool For School, Yet Very Peppy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Battle Of Blackberry Hill
...co-starring her rival in all things, Very Pink Penelope. Thoughts On Gen Con 2019 First off , before I get to anything else, I want to thank my very dear and wonderful friends, Peter Hildreth and Avis Crane for paying my way to the con, putting me up in Peter's room, buying my meals and … Continue reading The Utterly Too Cool For School, Yet Very Peppy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Battle Of Blackberry Hill
Terror Of The Giant Duckasaur!
...1958, starring John Agar, Richard Denning and Zelda the trained duck Sasha Explains It All Sanctuaries: Part 2 Hi, folks. This is the second part of my discussion on the various sanctuaries that the NHTA has established around the world. Last time I told you about the main sanctuaries in North America, so this time … Continue reading Terror Of The Giant Duckasaur!
The Very Late, But Still Damned Scrappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Seven Dancing Ferrets
...co-starring her pet duck, Randolph The Gaming Is Afoot! The past few months have seen me hit something of an all high mark in my gaming life. Not since the mid 1980s have I been doing so much roleplaying and boardgaming on a weekly basis. Now, to be sure, I am still … Continue reading The Very Late, But Still Damned Scrappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Seven Dancing Ferrets
Therapy Fun: Part Six
...posted in 2025 Therapist: Finish this sentence: "I'm..." Yoyo: Batman. Duke: Iron Man. (and he snapped his fingers) Blue: Too sexy for my shirt. Me: A hot rockin' daddy in the USA. Grindy: still standing. Sunny: a bitch. Annie: going down to Rosedale. Grace: on fire. Therapist: Okay, I walked right into that one. . … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part Six
Who Put The Rocket Fuel In Mrs. Murphy’s Swimming Pool?
...and by "rocket fuel", I mean bourbon. . . After The Change Came Series 4 A Day For Hangin' With My Homeboys Every couple of years, the Green Ladies put on a “Females Gathering Together Day”, during which sapient females of all species gather in large numbers to...well, I'm not 100% sure, being cis male … Continue reading Who Put The Rocket Fuel In Mrs. Murphy’s Swimming Pool?
Doc Tempest And The Secret Of The Vampire’s Tomb
...from the May, 1927 issue . After The Change Came Series 4 Feeling Old In Dog Years This Friday, my four kids graduate from college. That is on top of them all turning 9 years old a couple of weeks ago. I'm feeling a bit old here, folks. Now, at 19, I've still got a … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Secret Of The Vampire’s Tomb
The 3rd of Juney, Sockerooni, Looney Toony, Big Full Moony Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Irwin, The Farty Kitty.
...co-starring her arch-nemesis, Rather Red Rita . . Sasha Explains It All Thoughts On Motherhood As many of you may knows, a bit over a year ago, I decided to make a baby. No, that is not a euphemism for fucking, or even getting pregnant. First off, I hate cutesy euphemisms for anything, and second … Continue reading The 3rd of Juney, Sockerooni, Looney Toony, Big Full Moony Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Irwin, The Farty Kitty.
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