...we got very lostThe Doclopedia #3,048 The Alphabet: P Is For...Peeking Ducks “Hell, I don't know. Can ducks be perverts or spies? All I know is that people keep seeing them peeking out from behind bushes or into windows or through cracks in doors. Bobby Waters across the street there said he caught five of … Continue reading The Trail Through The Short Forest
Author: Doc Cross
I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.
The Green Beans Made A Human Casserole
...paybackThe Doclopedia #3,048 The Alphabet: O Is For...One Day Left This is widely regarded as one of the saddest, most depressing, and yet best written novels of the 21st century on Earth 18-K. It has sold tens of millions of copies and a movie was made from it. The premise of the 75,000 word novel … Continue reading The Green Beans Made A Human Casserole
Good Cats
...sweet little kitties The Doclopedia #3,047 The Alphabet: N Is For...Neeb & Ferd If you ask any Non-Human Terran on our planet what their favorite cartoon show is, they will most likely say “Neeb & Ferd”. For the last 26 years, the wacky adventures of these two characters (Neeb the bobcat and Ferd the coyote) … Continue reading Good Cats
Curse Of The Martian Vampires
...a terrifying story The Doclopedia #3,046 The Alphabet: M Is For...Mad Time On Steampunk Mars 9, Mad Time is the name given to the annual Airship Race Around Mars and the week before it. It's a time of celebrating, grand parties, admiring the ships before takeoff, and plenty of wagering on who will win. Almost … Continue reading Curse Of The Martian Vampires
What To Do About George
...bathe him first, I supposeThe Doclopedia #3,045 The Alphabet: L Is For...Love In The Dark One of the most popular of the early 90s Goth Romance bands, Love In The Dark was active from early 1990 until winter 2011. The group formed in Portland, Oregon when singer/songwriter Abbie Blackrose and her guitarist husband, Dirk, joined … Continue reading What To Do About George
Severed Head On A Floating Plate
...spooooooooky!The Doclopedia #3,044 The Alphabet: K Is For...King Valdo King Valdo was the third king of the North Coast Dog Empire on Earth 312-M, a world where sapient animals took over after 99% of the human population died.He was a large dog, most likely descended of some Malinois and large hound breed. He was black … Continue reading Severed Head On A Floating Plate
French Fries And A Milkshake
...just a light snackThe Doclopedia #3,043 The Alphabet: J Is For...Jerkface Jerkface was a costumed criminal from 1969 to 1981 on Earth 19-S. He was not exceptionally smart, but he was cunning and very good at escaping capture. His gang was very loyal to him. They mostly committed robberies of banks, jewelry stores, and high … Continue reading French Fries And A Milkshake
Not In This Issue: Rants, Pants, Ants, Or Artichokes
...there is a piece on milkThe Doclopedia #3,042 The Alphabet: I Is For...Ink Of CreationThis very hard to make and hugely expensive to purchase ink is one of the most powerful magical items available.Simply put, whatever one draws with it will come to life and do whatever the creator tells it to do, with the … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Rants, Pants, Ants, Or Artichokes
Air Frying Some Fleems
...makes 'em nice and crunchyThe Doclopedia #3,041 The Alphabet: H Is For...Hideouts Inc. This business is exactly what it says, they build or modify hideouts for people and groups who need them. Aside from criminals of all sorts, their customers include heroes, government agencies, mad scientists, politicians, and a surprising number of unfaithful married folks … Continue reading Air Frying Some Fleems
The Garden Gnomes Leave Town
...nobody knows where they wentThe Doclopedia #3,040 The Alphabet: G Is For...Glokazoka On Earth 14-L, humankind has settled throughout the solar system. The Space Navy patrols to maintain the peace and help during emergencies.As in any military, there has arisen plenty of slang terms. One of the most common is “glokazoka”, which can mean anything … Continue reading The Garden Gnomes Leave Town
Meat Monsters Of Mars
...a very low budget movieThe Doclopedia #3,039 The Alphabet: F Is For...FlinksyOn Earth 1-H, one of the most popular games worldwide is Flinksy. The concept is simple: players flick a small wooden or plastic disc through a dungeon, trying not to land on traps, tricks, or monsters. They do try to land on equipment or … Continue reading Meat Monsters Of Mars
Jokes For Cats
...but they probably won't laughThe Doclopedia #3,038 The Alphabet: E Is For...Eaters Three feet tall, insatiably hungry, armed with sharp knives, and possibly insane, a group of Eaters is not a thing you want to meet. They will attack screaming “EAT! EAT! EAT!” while trying their best to carve you up like a Christmas goose.Fortunately, … Continue reading Jokes For Cats
Quite A Nice Young Rabbit
...just don't let him borrow your carThe Doclopedia #3,037 The Alphabet: D Is For...Dragon Dogs Dragon Dogs are winged dogs who can actually breath fire, just like a dragon. They tend to be very territorial and fierce fighters. If domesticated, they are protective of their family. In battle, they are quite fast and hard to … Continue reading Quite A Nice Young Rabbit
Facts About Spoons
...part of a series The Doclopedia #3,036 The Alphabet: C Is For...Check Everything! Jeez! I can't believe you other kids are so careless. You'll all end up dead or eaten by monsters or something! Check under the bed!Check the closet!Check they the window is closed and locked and the curtain is drawn!Check that a nightlight … Continue reading Facts About Spoons
Hexes Everywhere!
...even in my underwear!The Doclopedia #3,035 The Alphabet: B Is For...Bill Bunsun, Builder Good old Bill is well known around town as the guy to call if you need something built. House, shed, barn, chicken coop? Bill has you covered! He'll call up his brothers, Ben, Bob, Bruce, and Burt, and get on your project … Continue reading Hexes Everywhere!
The Rare And Beautiful Squirting Dogs Of Potawango Island
...the squirt from every orifice!The Doclopedia #3,034 The Alphabet: A Is For...Applewood Staff This is a very stout and nicely polished staff about 6.5 feet long. It is topped with a simple copper cap. It has no engravings anywhere on it.When used by someone with even basic magical ability, the staff will strike for 2-5 … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Squirting Dogs Of Potawango Island
How Not To Find Gold
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Sam Did A Spam Scam
...damn!Unsolicited Duke pic
A Small Thing Was What It Was
...but everyone freaked out Taking a break from writing posts, so here's a Yoyo pic.
Uncle Doc Talks To You About The Longest Damned Doclopedia Theme Ever
...and I'm glad it's done With this post, I am done with this 272 entry theme, which would have gone way past 366 entries if I had stuck with just paragraphs.I'm not going to post any writing for a couple of days, then I'll be back with a new theme and some more normal Doclopedia … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About The Longest Damned Doclopedia Theme Ever
Frozen Eyeballs
...like, a couple dozen of themThe Doclopedia #3,032 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #271 Chapter Forty Five: History Lesson The GHC once again chuckled as he reached over to pat Seyan's hand. He turned to the Sky People and Helma and said, “As I told you, she is so very smart, and she is just getting … Continue reading Frozen Eyeballs
$500.00 Fine For Putting The Lime In The Coconut
......applies only to our house The Doclopedia #3,031 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #270 Chapter Forty Four: A Meeting Of The Minds Seyan didn't even have time to react to Dree fainting, because the crystal started glowing and then she was somewhere else.It looked like she was standing in a large room in a log home. … Continue reading $500.00 Fine For Putting The Lime In The Coconut
The Adventure Of The Awkward Auk
...as told by John H. Watson, MDThe Doclopedia #3,030 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #269 Chapter Forty Three: Dree Wins, Sort Of Seeing the boy, Hadolfus began running toward him, heedless of the arrows flying and people dying. “Give it to me!,” the Curator said as he closed in on Dree, his knife at the ready. … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Awkward Auk
The Halloweeny, In Betweenie, Wear A Beanie, Grab Your Weenie Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Werepossums Of Santa Cruz
...co-starring her pet possum, Carmelita The Doclopedia #3,029 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #268 Chapter Forty Two: The Battle Of Beaver Pond Everybody was in place when Hadolfus finally made his move. He sent Padro searching near the old camp, while he headed for the creek. He walked down the deer trail a short distance, then … Continue reading The Halloweeny, In Betweenie, Wear A Beanie, Grab Your Weenie Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Werepossums Of Santa Cruz
Golden Slimes
...the deadliest in the dungeonThe Doclopedia #3,028 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #267 Chapter Forty One: Striking Distance Seyan had Lahn put Gertie down halfway between Denton and Long Bay City. They landed a few hundred yards north of the Road in a spot that had probably been an early Town. Like almost all of the … Continue reading Golden Slimes
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