...grass fed aliens, of courseDOC NEWS UPDATE!Just some filler until the Deathmarch starts in about 4 weeks.1: DunDraCon was fun, and holy shit did I need to go to a game convention.2: Everyone here is healthy and doing fine.3: I have the first 5.5 weeks of Doclopedia posts set up to post daily starting April … Continue reading A Juicy Bit Of Alien Steak
Music For Happy Bunnies
...you can dance to it A few things to note, Gentle Readers... 1: I will be going to DunDraCon in a couple of days. I'll post short videos, plus a longer audio report, on Patreon.2: I have the first three weeks worth of Doclopedia Deathmarch entries pre-loaded for April, so come the 4th of that … Continue reading Music For Happy Bunnies
The Candy Fairies Strike Again!
...and it was tastyJust a quick post to let everyone know that February 28th will be the start of the next Doclopedia Deathmarch. I'm not sure how long it will go on, but I'm shooting for at least 500 days, maybe more.Sadly, though, that is when it will start appearing over on my Patreon, not … Continue reading The Candy Fairies Strike Again!
Yoyo B. Is In Da House, Y’all!
...for the durationToday, 1/29/2022, Grace and I adopted a terrier mix named Yoyo from the Sacramento SPCA, the same place we got Silky & Luke from.Yoyo Brian Cross is 2.5 years old and had been living on the street for some time. He is very skinny and not very human oriented, so putting some weight … Continue reading Yoyo B. Is In Da House, Y’all!
I’m Back
...hopefully, I won't write that again for many years.I'm back. Sasha would have chewed me a new ass for being gone too long.
R.I.P. Sasha Jane Cross (2009-2022)
Our sweet old girl, Sasha, died today after a short bout with liver failure. Grace and I were with her as our vet helped her go. Sasha was with us longer than any of our other dogs, 10 years and 16 days. She was in really good health right up until about the last week … Continue reading R.I.P. Sasha Jane Cross (2009-2022)
Wicked Elasmosaurs Befuddled My Navajoceratops
...it did him a bamboozle, too I posted this in December on Facebook, but I'm reposting here.Because I am a well known madman, I am going to plunge into something soon that will benefit my Patrons and, a bit later, the folks who enjoy reading my blog. And, every so often, the folks on Facebook. … Continue reading Wicked Elasmosaurs Befuddled My Navajoceratops
The Santa Claus Caper
...it had to be done in one nightJust dropping this in to let everyone know that I should be back to at least weekly blogging in the new year. Until then, you can listen to me podcast here: https://open.spotify.com/show/3UgGmgqBMrl3ZGZZ4jTD5v for free, or here, https://www.patreon.com/DocCross Happy new year!
All The Creepy Little Things
...are hereThis is pretty much just a post to show that I didn't miss posting in November. You can move along now.
We Do The Strange Things Here
...sometimes, REALLY strange things The Minorka Story : In Which Strange Things Are Afoot At The Former Minorka HouseOur story thus farm quickly told: Horace & Minnie Minorka, crazy neighbors up the street, move to Florida after selling their house to his nephew...Right wing nutcase tool of a nephew and his loony wife alienate everyone, … Continue reading We Do The Strange Things Here
Baboons And Raccoons In Balloons Playing Spoons
...crazy as loons Sasha Explains It All NHTA Overview: Art For Art's Sake Let's cut right to the bone here, folks: No NHTA art, from painting to big budget films to community theater to musical acts, is done for profit, and it is all government subsidized. Even more different from you humans, the line between … Continue reading Baboons And Raccoons In Balloons Playing Spoons
Pink Horses
...pretty and shy Sasha Explains It All NHTA Overview: How We Run Things Hi, humans! I'm back after a long hiatus and I'm going to tackle a big subject in several parts: The Non-Human Terran Alliance and how it, and our society overall, works. Some of what I'll say might piss off certain humans, but … Continue reading Pink Horses
The Grand Exalted Order Of The Sacred Special Thing
...they're not very specific, but their rituals are cool Critter Con 14 The Trip Home Day 3: In which we take the back way home and get to attend a hippie party along the way. The last leg of our trip home started at 8:00 this morning, with all of us bleary eyed and only … Continue reading The Grand Exalted Order Of The Sacred Special Thing
Attack Of The Big Hungry Things
...with big teeth! Critter Con 14 The Trip Home Day 2: In which we stop at a brand new sanctuary, pick veggies, hit the lounge for some Vegas prep, and arrive in Sin City. We left Durango at 7:00 this morning, headed for Las Vegas, Nevada. Since we only had one stop planned, we did … Continue reading Attack Of The Big Hungry Things
Hairy Pupper And The Magic Tree
...which, of course, he pissed on Critter Con 14 The Trip Home Day 1: In which we are on a leisurely drive home and make stops for food, sightseeing and bears Our trip home started about 20 minutes after the pie party last night. We sent our friends home, then just sort of hung out … Continue reading Hairy Pupper And The Magic Tree
A Big Jar Full Of Pickled Fleems
...3 for $1.00 Critter Con 14 Con Day 4: We plow through the dealer's room again, get in those final games, watch Grandpa & Uncle Spike take questions, and say goodbye with pie and ice cream.We started our day with about 28 of us going to Big Breakfast, and eating huge amounts of food.And just … Continue reading A Big Jar Full Of Pickled Fleems
Snow Cones And Alligators
...they were big alligators Critter Con 14 Con Day 3: Gaming, food, the Dealers Room, more food, and pub crawling. Here, in brief, is how things went for several of our extended crew as far as gaming went on Saturday.Grandpa: Ran Part One of his “Reverse Dungeon” for 4 hours, ate tamales, then played Ogre. … Continue reading Snow Cones And Alligators
Tales Of Old Mars
...because Young Mars sucked Critter Con 14 Con Day 2: Post party reviews, more gaming, the annual mud bath, Olde Tyme Radio and a crazy Sock Hop.Okay, dear readers, we have a lot to talk about and not much time to do it in because we are heading out to the biggest party of the … Continue reading Tales Of Old Mars
A Most Amazing Dog
...who won't stop farting Critter Con 14 Con Day 1: A day of gaming, talking to people, considering room parties, and dealing with the romantic results of the Blue Trash Panda. The Cheesecake & Bourbon party last night was fun, despite the fact that neither of us (or Mom, Grandma, Sam, Auntie Mary, Uncle Spike, … Continue reading A Most Amazing Dog
Puttin’ On The Twits
...mostly MAGAts Critter Con 14 Con Day Zero: We arrive, meet old friends, have a moment of weirdness, and get ready to party. Hi, everyone! Cupcake & Tucker here, doing the con reports to free up Grandpa so he can get in more gaming and whatever.We drove into the Critter City dome at 11 this … Continue reading Puttin’ On The Twits
Fingers In The Pudding
...not as part of the pudding Critter Con 14 Trip Day 5: In which we are in Texas and encounter nuts with guns, visit one hell of a wood carver, chow down on barbecue, and visit Cowboy Jesus. Our Tuesday morning breakfast behind us, we were walking out of the Big Texan Steak Ranch & … Continue reading Fingers In The Pudding
The Rare And Beautiful Honking Opossum Of Potawango Island
...they are BIG Critter Con 14 Trip Day 4: In which we start the day with PIE!, watch a guinea pig movie, see Movie Monsters of the Desert, eat tasty cheeseburgers, and see Stuff Found Along The Side Of The Road. When you spend the night in a place called Pie Town, by golly, you … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Honking Opossum Of Potawango Island
The Glorious Saga Of The Ice Cream Dwarves
...and their great voyage Critter Con 14 Trip Day 3: In which we get to see more license plates than we imagined, eat pizza cooked without fire, visit another tiny village, and play a rousing game of D&D. About 10 AM, after breakfast and a leisurely stroll around the small community of Skull Valley, we … Continue reading The Glorious Saga Of The Ice Cream Dwarves
Are You Sure Your Front Door Is Locked?
...you got up to check, didn't you? Critter Con 14 Day Two: In which we see a giant that is NOT Jesus, have slide races, and visit the Museum of Just Plain Goofy Shit. We woke up at the crack of 9:00 this morning and Sweetie had the Bus on the road by the time … Continue reading Are You Sure Your Front Door Is Locked?
Demented Owls Creeped Out My Dormice
...then tried to eat them Critter Con 14 Day One, Part 1: In which we do not have to go very far to see our first attraction. We departed the house at 6:30 and I drove for about an hour and 15 minutes until getting to Galt, a small, though not nearly as small as … Continue reading Demented Owls Creeped Out My Dormice
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