...sounds exciting and colorful The Doclopedia #2,337 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Goat Milking Room This farm has a dozen or so fine milk goats. The farmer sells milk and goat cheese at the local farmer's market every week. It's a good moneymaker.The shed itself is about the size of a two car garage and has … Continue reading Red & Green Star Wolves
Stay Tuned For…Adventure!
...and advertising The Doclopedia #2,336 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Teenage Boy's Bedroom A typical teenage boy's bedroom. There will be posters and pictures on the walls, possibly sports oriented, but maybe all geek interest stuff. Perhaps a pinup pic or two.The room is also typical by being messy, full of stuff, and possibly not smelling … Continue reading Stay Tuned For…Adventure!
The Affair Of The Giggling Pig
...a most satisfying mystery The Doclopedia #2,334 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Storeroom At A Bar When you take a quick glance in this room, it looks like pretty much every other storeroom in every other drinking place in the world. There are cases of booze, kegs of beer, a mop bucket or two with mops, … Continue reading The Affair Of The Giggling Pig
Swordswomen From Planet Y
...starring Betsy Green The Doclopedia #2,341 Give Bob This Message: From His Contact In Australia To: Mr. Bill MartinFrom: Eric Townes, First Class RealtyRe: Your new homeEverything is ready for your arrival next month. All you need do is sign the papers and you and Mrs. Martin can move right in. The furniture you have … Continue reading Swordswomen From Planet Y
Life In The Fun Machine
...it's fun The Doclopedia #2,340 Give Bob This Message: From His Buddy The CopBob,Thank you for your generous donation to the Widows & Orphans fund. It will help a lot of families.The items we discussed have been destroyed during the monthly old evidence burn. That concludes our part of the arrangement.Enjoy your new life.Mike
I Was A 7th Level Gnome Artificer For The FBI
...it was full of danger The Doclopedia #2,339 Give Bob This Message: From His Girlfriend Sweetie,Got everything packed. Told Mr. Swenson to keep the cleaning deposit. Gloria came and got Xena. I'm glad she gets along with her cats. I'll miss her.I'll be ready when you get here at 2:00. Maybe we can stop for … Continue reading I Was A 7th Level Gnome Artificer For The FBI
Ferocious Dani Goes All Out
...and scared the locals The Doclopedia #2,338 Give Bob This Message: From His Old FriendBob,You're all set up to stay at my place for a few days. I'll be taking the wife and kids to Galveston for a long weekend. The stuff you need is in the garage in a box marked “Old Tools”. The … Continue reading Ferocious Dani Goes All Out
Peanut Brittle Bottle Battle
...nope, not a clue The Doclopedia #2,337 Give Bob This Message: From His Brother Hey, bro, just a quick note here to let you know that I dropped off the packages to Millie, Mom & Dad, Sandy, and Carrie. My share is due to be laundered through the shop over the next 6 months.You take … Continue reading Peanut Brittle Bottle Battle
The Amazing Slider-Man
...he was bitten by a tiny radioactive hamburger The Doclopedia #2,336 Give Bob This Message: From His Ex-Wife Bob,I got the money you sent. Tom dropped it off this morning. Thank you. This will help me get set up out in Oregon and still have plenty for the kid's college fund. Larry's insurance really only … Continue reading The Amazing Slider-Man
Handsome Joe Goes To Hollywood
...with his humans The Doclopedia #2,334 Give Bob This Message: From His Former Partner You son of a bitch! I'll get you for this! The next five years will pass fast, because I'll be thinking about nothing but finding you and killing you. Enjoy the time you have left, because once I'm out of here, … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes To Hollywood
The Fudge Gnomes Throw A Party
...it was packed The Doclopedia #2,333 Strange Bandanas: The Bollywood One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I really can't tell the story of how I got this bandana, back in 1977, because the favor I did to get it was big and needs … Continue reading The Fudge Gnomes Throw A Party
Are You Sure You Want To Do This?
...REALLY sure? The Doclopedia #2,332 Strange Bandanas: The Tiny Cats One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is a cute light orange bandana with variously posed tiny cats on it. It was a gift from my late dog, Lucy, just a week before … Continue reading Are You Sure You Want To Do This?
Skwizzkawizz!
...in stores everywhere The Doclopedia #2,331 Strange Bandanas: The Leopard Print One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… You might think that this bandana would grant me leopard powers, and you'd be right, sort of.What this bandana lets me do is climb up a … Continue reading Skwizzkawizz!
Crazy Game World Cup Highlights
...the best of the best The Doclopedia #2,330 Strange Bandanas: The Light Brown One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…This is a light brown traditional bandana. I've had it for 40 years. The strange, but useful thing about it is that it deadens my … Continue reading Crazy Game World Cup Highlights
The Rare And Beautiful Two Tongued Gophers Of Potawango Island
...they can grab things with them The Doclopedia #2,329 Strange Bandanas: The Blue & Purple Tie Dyed One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This bandana is actually pretty damned annoying, because when I wear it, which I seldom do, I keep getting mistaken … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Two Tongued Gophers Of Potawango Island
Lost In The Land Of The Rock People
...they were always stoned The Doclopedia #2,328 Strange Bandanas: The Black Pirate One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… Of the 7 or 8 pirate themed bandanas I own, this one is my favorite. Why? Because while wearing it, I can drink the hell … Continue reading Lost In The Land Of The Rock People
Not In This Issue: Crispy Duck, Garden Ponds, Tea, And Clowns
...fuck those creepy clowns The Doclopedia #2,327 Strange Bandanas: The White & Yellow One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This bandana is white with streaks of bright yellow. It's quite eyecatching.It also contains the spirit of Eleonora Rial, a 22 year old Mexican … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Crispy Duck, Garden Ponds, Tea, And Clowns
Secrets Of The Slide Room
...sorry, no naughty ones The Doclopedia #2,326 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Post Apocalypse Game You avoided the zombies, robots, diseased bikers, mutant geese, and aliens. Now you're back in your safe underground bunker with a big sack full of the following:3 cans of “Doggie Delight” dog food, beef stew flavor A rusted rakeTen 16 … Continue reading Secrets Of The Slide Room
Yoyo And The Adventure Of The Sassy Cat
...very sassy The Doclopedia #2,325 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Time Travel Game Holy shit! This mission saw you going to 8 countries in 12 different centuries, just to find out that Dr. Senakawa was holed up drunk in a whorehouse in 1960 Osaka. But you did bring home this interesting stuff:A collection of clothing … Continue reading Yoyo And The Adventure Of The Sassy Cat
The Real Fake Story Of Limp Bill, The Lazy Otter
...so damned lazy The Doclopedia #2,324 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Cartoon Game Well, you never did catch that Foogle Bird in the haunted house, but you had lots of fun! You also managed to swipe a bunch of stuff from those maroons that were running around. Now your Back Pocket bulges with:A big jar … Continue reading The Real Fake Story Of Limp Bill, The Lazy Otter
Batman Is My Co-Pilot
...okay, he's actually the pilotThe Doclopedia #2,323 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Pirate Game Well, mate, those Spanish dogs put up a proper fight, but in the end, the ones that didn't die are tied up in their own ship's hold. It'll take a fair few hours to go through all the loot, but so … Continue reading Batman Is My Co-Pilot
Take A Little Tit Off The Bop
...no, wait The Doclopedia #2,322 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Steampunk Game As you narrowly escape from the gigantic land battleship of Count DeVilliers, you and your companions are now in possession of several interesting things. Among them are:The schematics for that enormous war machine A copy of the codebook that DeVilliers agents useSome of … Continue reading Take A Little Tit Off The Bop
Drunken Dingos Bothered My Platypus
...then they laughed at him The Doclopedia #2,321 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Modern Espionage Game Mars Gordon is dead, his plot to kill billions using space lasers ended. You will soon leave his burning secret lair, but not until you take a few things for the techies at your agency to look over. These … Continue reading Drunken Dingos Bothered My Platypus
The Journey Of A Thousand Entries…
...begins here, actually Hear ye, hear ye! The latest Doclopedia Deathmarch begins now!The Doclopedia #2,320 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Pulp Adventure Game Inside the Temple of the Snake Goddess, after defeating the evil mastermind known only as Garr, but upon death revealed to be Professor Enright, you find: Roughly 300 gems, mostly diamonds and … Continue reading The Journey Of A Thousand Entries…
Pounds & Pounds Of Houndy Hounds
...at one point, about 210 pounds of themJust a quick post to remind y'all that...1: Today is Doctor Demento's 81st birthday!2: The 2022-2024 Doclopedia Deathmarch starts a few minutes after midnight on Monday, the 4th of April.3: You can read the first 7 weeks of the Deathmarch posts, AND listen to all 75+ episodes of … Continue reading Pounds & Pounds Of Houndy Hounds
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