...it will make millions The Doclopedia #2,362 Out In The Woods: The Trail Gets Hard Before you leave on your journey, my son, I must tell you that the faster trail is not the easier trail. The easy trail is a merchant's trail, and covers 200 miles, stopping at many towns and villages. It is … Continue reading New Sport: Combat Golf
My Life Among The Flowers & Herbs
...until summer heat fries them all The Doclopedia #2,361 Out In The Woods: The Squirrels Are All Big And White Now, you gotta promise us that you won't tell our parents about what we tell you, okay? Okay, so, me and Snug and Barry and Moe here were out in the woods one day when … Continue reading My Life Among The Flowers & Herbs
Don’t Slide Down The Mountain, Charlie!
...he slid down the mountain anyway The Doclopedia #2,360 Out In The Woods: You'll Come To A Cabin Y'all stay away from that cabin, ya hear? That's where Talkis Toron lived, and where he ate all them people he killed. 14 of 'em, it was. Maybe more than that, nobody knows for sure. When the … Continue reading Don’t Slide Down The Mountain, Charlie!
Power Dog Fights The Rocket Gang
...writing and art by Yoyo BC The Doclopedia #2,359 Out In The Woods: There's A Treasure Hahaha! You hear that, Slim? These fellers are goin' to go out into Piney Ridge and look for Mexican Jack's treasure. Hahaha!Now listen up here, boys, it's been 20 damned years since old Mexican Jack and his gang stole … Continue reading Power Dog Fights The Rocket Gang
Loud Pink Fish
...and they never shut up The Doclopedia #2,358 Out In The Woods: Are Fairies Listen well to me, bold adventurers. While it is true that you can cut 4 days travel off of your journey by going through the Fairywood, instead of around it, there are rules you must follow to the letter! Stray from … Continue reading Loud Pink Fish
The Rare And Beautiful Honking Chipmunks Of Potawango Island
...just merrily honking as the run about The Doclopedia #2,357 Out In The Woods: You'll Hear Strange Music Do you hear it, amigo? Tonight it sounds like violins and cellos. Last week, it was like gentle piano music, but with an echo. Always, it is different, always it is strange. People coming to these woods … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Honking Chipmunks Of Potawango Island
Not In This Issue: Nudity, Crude Humor, Disrespectful Attitudes, And Dangerous Opinions
...you might just want to skip this issue The Doclopedia #2,356 Out In The Woods: There's A Giant Bear Hell yes Big Joe is out there! Biggest damned bear I've ever seen. Bigger than them Kodiak bears by a good 500 pounds, and taller, too. Here in a bit, I'll take ya out and show … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Nudity, Crude Humor, Disrespectful Attitudes, And Dangerous Opinions
Bionic Hogs From Hell!
...they came to Earth for our garbage The Doclopedia #2,355 Stop And Think!: Before You Drink That Potion I dunno, Dr. Frantelli, I'm thinkin' ya might not want to drink that ancient potion after all, what with it sittin' here in this chamber for 500 years. That just don't seem like a good idea.Yeah, I … Continue reading Bionic Hogs From Hell!
The Kitty Cats Vacation In Spain
...lovin' those seafood tapas The Doclopedia #2,354 Stop And Think!: Before You Rip Off That Rich Person Ladies, I'm thinking that this may be a mistake. Maybe it's too risky for us to both milk this rich fellow for his money as mistresses and steal all the money in his secret vault. I mean, is … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Vacation In Spain
Pistols In The Parlor
...very unusual The Doclopedia #2,353 Stop And Think!: Before You Have Sex With A Diety Look, Brotos, you know that I would never presume to tell you what to do, but do you REALLY want to enter into the Sex Den of Padloth? I mean certainly, his current form is exceptionally virile and handsome, but … Continue reading Pistols In The Parlor
Blue Plums
...tasty, but strange looking The Doclopedia #2,352 Stop And Think!: Before You Storm That Castle No, really, Bartus, think about it a minute. When the sun comes up in a couple of hours, we and 8,000 other poor conscripted fools are going to run up that hill and attack that castle. Well be expected to … Continue reading Blue Plums
Bopping Through The City By The Bay
...ahh, San Francisco in the 70s The Doclopedia #2,351 Stop And Think!: Before You Go Back In Time Okay, I'm going to repeat this again one more time: As far as we've been able to discover, you can't change history in any real way. You might alter somebodies personal history, but you can't kill Hitler … Continue reading Bopping Through The City By The Bay
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Grifting The Rubes
...mostly, very wealthy rubes The Doclopedia #2,350 Stop And Think!: Before You Put On That Power Armor Look, buddy, I know you want to suit up and go fight crime and aliens and stuff, but maybe take a minute to think this through.First off, you're not Tony Stark, so you'll need to keep your identity … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Grifting The Rubes
Watch This Space!
...just keep watching The Doclopedia #2,349 Stop And Think!: Before You Enter That Dungeon This place is called “The Dungeon of the Hungry Undead” for a reason. What the hell do you think those hungry undead eat, buttered scones? Pizza? Fish and chips?NO! They eat LIVING FLESH! You know, the stuff that you, your fellow … Continue reading Watch This Space!
Iron Chef: Battle Sausage Biscuit
...Iron Chef South won it I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,348 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 7 It was nearing midnight on Sunday, roughly 50 hours after they had finished the junkyard job and about three hours … Continue reading Iron Chef: Battle Sausage Biscuit
My Life In The Land Of Geeks
...I've been here so long. The Doclopedia #2,347 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 6 It was 8:15 PM on the night of the job and the California Kid was sitting in a pickup truck on top of a hill overlooking the junkyard and surrounding area a mile away. He had … Continue reading My Life In The Land Of Geeks
Last Airship To Mars!
...a thrilling tale! The Doclopedia #2,346 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 5 The California Kid had wandered into his bedroom and fallen asleep around midnight. When the phone rang at 7:00 AM, he knew it was Spider.“I know, I know. Breakfast at Katie's at 8:30. You pay this time.”Spider laughed. … Continue reading Last Airship To Mars!
Not A Good Day For Moose Teasing
...we're going to miss Jimmy The Doclopedia #2,345 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 4 Smooth Paul was living in a very nice apartment situated between two universities and three high schools, in a city just shy of 200 miles from where everyone else in the crew lived. He had rented … Continue reading Not A Good Day For Moose Teasing
Module J-12: The Expedition To The Peaks Of Certain Death
...nobody ever believed the "certain" part I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,344 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 3 The young lady known to her fellow thieves as Blondie Sanchez had just gotten home to the small apartment … Continue reading Module J-12: The Expedition To The Peaks Of Certain Death
Yoyo, Spy Dog
...a small spy dog The Doclopedia #2,343 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 2 Several hours later, the California Kid was freshly showered and dressed when Mrs. Pham, wife of the apartment manager, rang the bell. In her hands was a covered tray from which delicious smells wafted.“Here is some dinner … Continue reading Yoyo, Spy Dog
A Short Smart Jock
...did I get those lyrics wrong again? The Doclopedia #2,342 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 1The six person crew was sitting out in front of a ramshackle country store, one of only two businesses left in what had once been a very small town. Now, it was a few shuttered … Continue reading A Short Smart Jock
What’s All This Then?
...nobody knew The Doclopedia #2,341 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Old Tool Shed Okay, this room is just straight up strange. First off, while the place is made out of old weathered wood on the outside, on the inside, it's solid and new looking brick. The light on the ceiling seems to be some sort of … Continue reading What’s All This Then?
Albert The Cheese Sniffing Monkey
...he really loved sniffing it The Doclopedia #2,340 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Greenhouse Not a huge greenhouse, this one still measures 60 feet long by 20 feet wide and 10 feet high. It gets plenty of sun for about 10 hours a day. The south facing wall has raised beds full of vegetables and berry … Continue reading Albert The Cheese Sniffing Monkey
The 150 Foot Long Slip N Slide Of Doom
...the end of the slide was the worst partNEWS: I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,339 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Suburban KitchenHere we have a typical suburban kitchen of whatever era you are in. Lots of shelf space, big sink, nice counter tops, … Continue reading The 150 Foot Long Slip N Slide Of Doom
The Five Blue Budgies Meet Frankenstein
...monster comedy gold The Doclopedia #2,338 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Rich Man's StudyThis is the sort of rich man's study one may have seen in the early 20th Century. Lots of dark wood, richly appointed and furnished, book shelves on the walls, fine Persian carpets, and a large mahogany desk. On that desk will be … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Meet Frankenstein
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