...for the durationDoc, Grace & Yoyo Cross are pleased and proud to announce the adoption of Duke Alan Cross. Duke is a 1 year old male basset hound who comes from a benignly neglectful background. He's in very good health (vet appointment in 2 weeks) as far as we can see, is pretty well mannered … Continue reading Today, The Duke Settled In
Deep Inside The Wrong Place To Be
...and pretty fucking scared NOTE FROM MARCH 2023: For reasons that I can't recall, I originally stopped posting the rest of this theme. Here now, the rest of it. The Doclopedia #2,386 to #2,390 The Doclopedia #2,386 The Alphabet In A Week: I...J...K...L I is for Izz Bugs, one of the largest and most annoying … Continue reading Deep Inside The Wrong Place To Be
No Hedgehogs In Here!
...nope, not a one The Doclopedia #2,385 The Alphabet In A Week: E...F...G...H E is for Elemental Army, an army made up of not true Elementals, but golems made from Essential fire and/or earth. They were used on Earth 351- K during the Prophet Wars in the 4th Century. Most historians agree that it Was … Continue reading No Hedgehogs In Here!
Clean Underwear And Dirty Intentions
...it was teenagers The Doclopedia #2,384 The Alphabet In A Week: A...B...C...D A is for Amorizaklin, a Greater Green Dragon that lives in the Scattered Hills region of Preth. Measuring 110 feet from nose to tail, and with a 140 foot wingspan, Amorizaklin is the 4th largest dragon alive. He is, by all accounts, a … Continue reading Clean Underwear And Dirty Intentions
The Tale Of The Snowboarding Terrier
...he's very good at it. The Doclopedia #2,383 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Lanko Helper If a Tiny Folk person needs help doing something, they get in touch with the Helper family. For a very long time, Helpers have lent a hand as everything from carpenters to farmers to mouseherders. No matter what the job, … Continue reading The Tale Of The Snowboarding Terrier
Is That An Angel I See?
...nope, just a cattle egret The Doclopedia #2,382 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Wesky Painter Young Wesky Painter is, as his name implies, an artist. He lives in the Telegraph Hill area, along with several other Tiny Folk artists and a flock of wild parrots. It's quite a little community.Wesky primarily paints landscapes, but has … Continue reading Is That An Angel I See?
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chipmunk
...he was terrifying, but cute The Doclopedia #2,381 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Hana Ravenrider If you want to find Hana Ravenrider, you'll need to look up. It is there, high above the city, that she and her raven friend Koraka can be found. They spend much of each day flying about, finding food or … Continue reading Attack Of The 50 Foot Chipmunk
Sneaky Sandpipers Upset My Cormorants
...damned sandpipers The Doclopedia #2,380 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Talbis Squirrelmaster The Tiny Folk are famed for using squirrels as riding and pack animals. The bond between rider and squirrel is deep and strong, but it not something that just happens. Both Tiny Folk and squirrels must be trained to work together. This requires … Continue reading Sneaky Sandpipers Upset My Cormorants
The Aliens Took Our Condiments
...now we've got no mustard The Doclopedia #2,379 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Morrena Searcher Morrena is the life partner of Rinda Sandwalker. They life in the Dutch Windmill on the west end of Golden Gate Park. Both of them are seekers of useful items, but while Rinda walks the beach picking up things she … Continue reading The Aliens Took Our Condiments
The $500 Bottle Of Beer
...it's a long story The Doclopedia #2,378 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Rinda Sandwalker On the beach opposite the west end of Golden Gate Park, you can often find Rinda Sandwalker walking along accompanied by her cat friend Dendo. She wanders the beach collection bits of shells, anything useful that humans may have dropped or … Continue reading The $500 Bottle Of Beer
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Fumbles & Crits
...he's in favor of them The Doclopedia #2,377 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Uzzy Runner In the Noe Valley neighborhood of San Francisco, Uzzy Runner is a familiar face among the Tiny Folk. Working as both a messenger and a sort of neighborhood patrol, he can be seen most days running along everything from streets … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Fumbles & Crits
A Horse Party
...about 20 horses showed up The Doclopedia #2,376 DUCKS!: Ducky Duckwell Trained ducks are pretty rare. Very well trained ducks are almost non-existent.Enter Miss Ducky Duckwell of 126 Jubilee Drive, Wragby, Lincolnshire, England. Raised from the egg by Mr. & Mrs Frank Yarby, the 5 year old Swedish Blue knows at least a dozen tricks … Continue reading A Horse Party
Tully The Twist Gives It Up
...not that he had much choice The Doclopedia #2,375 DUCKS!: The Phantom Duck In modern day Myanmar, in the town of Tung-U, you can find the Phantom Duck. Resembling a ghostly version of an Indian Runner duck, this strange creature is sighted once or twice a week, running through the town. Those who have followed … Continue reading Tully The Twist Gives It Up
Pete The Wonder Monkey Loses His Mind
...not surprising, really The Doclopedia #2,374 DUCKS!: Old Spitfire “Oh, I'll tell ya about Old Spitfire. Biggest and fastest duck you'll ever see! Hunters in this part of Minnesota have tried hundreds, maybe thousands of times to kill him, but he's still alive. He's been flying around for close to 30 years now, and ain't … Continue reading Pete The Wonder Monkey Loses His Mind
The Two Sisters Go On A Vacation
...have fun, Cupcake and Tucker The Doclopedia #2,373 DUCKS!: Fanny, The Miracle Duck “Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Gather 'round over here while I tell you about Fannie, the world famous Miracle Duck! Hatched in the wilds of China, this ordinary looking white duck has proven again and again that she understands spoken English … Continue reading The Two Sisters Go On A Vacation
The Sandwich Fairies Meet The Sushi Dragon
...and, oddly, got along well The Doclopedia #2,372 DUCKS!: Lou Quackerson On ToonEarth 5, the year is 1935 and Lou Quackerson is a private eye, living and working in Lost Angles, California. If you think of Lou as being in the hardboiled detective mode, you'd be wrong. He's much more the sophisticated, witty, and very … Continue reading The Sandwich Fairies Meet The Sushi Dragon
This Might Get A Bit Messy
...if we do it right The Doclopedia #2,371 DUCKS!: Eddie Eddie is a male mallard duck who has chosen to live in the small pond found on the grounds of Orange Hill School, in Citrus Valley, California. He has lived their since 2003. He has never had a mate and he does not migrate. The … Continue reading This Might Get A Bit Messy
Two Pork Pies, Please
...and a bottle of beer The Doclopedia #2,370 DUCKS!: Dolly Duck In Tooniverse 1-C, Dolly Duck is one of the biggest stars of stage and screen. She's famed for her wildly slapstick dance numbers and her rapid fire patter songs. She often acts opposite the likes of Millicent Mallardi, Reginald Gosling, and Sid Sealy.Dolly was … Continue reading Two Pork Pies, Please
A Day In The Forest With Alice
...Alice is a grizzly bear The Doclopedia #2,369 Average Joes: Joe Petrozzi, Cab Driver NAME: Joey S. PetrozziAGE: 39LOCATION: St. Louis, MissouriDESCRIPTION: This Joe is 5'10”, about 200 pounds, big and beefy. He has dark brown hair and brown eyes. He's married to Lena, with whom he has 3 kids.“I'm born right here in St. … Continue reading A Day In The Forest With Alice
Silver Sea Lion Serenade
...not really very melodic The Doclopedia #2,368 Average Joes: Joe Adams, Pulp Author NAME: Joe R. AdamsAGE: 74LOCATION: Astoria, OregonDESCRIPTION: At 74, partially bald and gray haired, Joe Adams looks like somebodies grandfather, which he is, 9 times over. 5'9”, a bit on the chubby side, and with a full handlebar mustache, he is married … Continue reading Silver Sea Lion Serenade
It’s All Fun & Games Until The Clowns Start Mutating
...then, shit gets real The Doclopedia #2,367 Average Joes: Joe Two Bears, Trapper NAME: Joe Two BearsAGE: 45LOCATION: St. Marys, MontanaDESCRIPTION: This Joe is a Native American and Montana native. He stands 6' tall and has graying black hair and brown eyes. He lives in a small cabin about a mile outside of town, with … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until The Clowns Start Mutating
Sneaking Around At Night In Boston
...innocently, mind you The Doclopedia #2,366 Average Joes: Joe McKenna, Security Guard NAME: Joseph T. McKennaAGE: 28LOCATION: Los Angeles, CaliforniaDESCRIPTION: Joe is 5'11” tall, weighs 155 pounds and looks like a typical California surfer, which he is. He's not married and lives in a house near the beach with 3 other surfers.“I took this job … Continue reading Sneaking Around At Night In Boston
Doc Tempest And The Robot Revolt
...from the June, 2035 issue The Doclopedia #2,365 Average Joes: Joe Olsen, Gardener NAME: Jonas L. OlsenAGE: 40LOCATION: Austin, TexasDESCRIPTION: Joe is a 6'4”, 250 pound native son of Austin, Texas. He has short brown/gray hair, a mustache, and brown eyes. He has a wife and 4 kids. He's been a gardener for 25 years.“Yeah, … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Robot Revolt
Let’s Play With The Spiders!
...I know at least 4 people that just left this page The Doclopedia #2,364 Average Joes: Joe Huang, Discount Wizard NAME: Joe F. HuangAGE: 67LOCATION: New York, New YorkDESCRIPTION: Joe is a Chinese American man who is 5'6” tall and a bit chubby. He is almost totally bald. He has one brown eye and one … Continue reading Let’s Play With The Spiders!
Chapter 944: In Which Our Hero, Angered By Corrupt Officials, Burns Down The Town Hall, Steals The Money, And Gives Most Of It To The Poor
...there was a small surcharge The Doclopedia #2,363 Average Joes: Joe Pozlowsky, Special Delivery Man NAME: Joseph K. PozlowskyAGE: 33LOCATION: Chicago, IllinoisDESCRIPTION: Joe is 5'8” tall, heavy set, muscular, and average looking. He is married with 3 kids, two dogs, a cat, and a rabbit.Joe works for Green Star Special deliveries, and when they say … Continue reading Chapter 944: In Which Our Hero, Angered By Corrupt Officials, Burns Down The Town Hall, Steals The Money, And Gives Most Of It To The Poor
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