...damn, now I want an apple fritter The Doclopedia #2,415 Well, That Was Unexpected: Big Slime “Attention everyone, attention! I'm Harak Mountainson, and these are my friends Sister Celara, and Tobo Brewer. The two others of our party who passed through at such a fast pace, were Sir Paulis of Greatvale and the Wizard Malfenious. … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Roadmaps, Apple Fritters, And Box Turtles
Welcome To The House Of Murder And Pork
...no, really, it's pork The Doclopedia #2,414 Well, That Was Unexpected: The Second Door The first man in was the spy. He had tracked the agents of Dr. Yaros to this unassuming cabin in the Italian Alps, then learned enough to know that it was where Yaros was hiding the virus he had blackmailed so … Continue reading Welcome To The House Of Murder And Pork
Orange Milk And Purple Cookies
...a colorful snack The Doclopedia #2,413 Well, That Was Unexpected: Bob Freaks Out Did you see it? No? 4.3 billion user did, as it happened. I haven't checked the numbers again, but I'll bet it's at 6 by now. Think of that. 6 billion users is half the world's population!So, BobJustBobTalks comes on WorldTube at … Continue reading Orange Milk And Purple Cookies
Creepy Voles Pestered My Badger
...so he killed them and ate them The Doclopedia #2,412 Well, That Was Unexpected: The Cow Came Home “You gotta believe me, Reverend, I told Jimmy it was a bad idea. I told him it was wrong and we'd get in trouble, but he never listens to me. No, he just starts talking about somethin' … Continue reading Creepy Voles Pestered My Badger
Lulu VS The Black Helicopters
...Lulu: 7, Black Helicopters: 0 The Doclopedia #2,411 A Bag Of Many...: Rings This bag lets you pull out a ring every 24 hours. All magic in a given ring lasts 24 hours, or until used up, at which point the ring disappears. 1: Ring of Major Healing, red and green wood, heals 1d20+4, 6 … Continue reading Lulu VS The Black Helicopters
Stewed Like A Prune
...but not as wrinkled The Doclopedia #2,410 A Bag Of Many...: Potions You can pull out 1 potion every 12 hours. None are labeled. Effects are GM choice. 1: Clear, with tiny sparkles 2: Milky pink 3: Light blue and light green, milky, the colors don't mix 4: Clear with a orange tint, viscous like … Continue reading Stewed Like A Prune
Who Put The Vaseline On Mrs. Murphy’s Love Machine?
...I have no shame The Doclopedia #2,409 A Bag Of Many...: Gloves This bag will give out gloves. Roll a d6. On a 1 or 6, you get a matching set, on a 2 or 5, you get a mismatched set, on a 3 or 4, you only get a single glove. What the gloves … Continue reading Who Put The Vaseline On Mrs. Murphy’s Love Machine?
Max & Rita Go To The Beach
...and then a whale explodes The Doclopedia #2,408 A Bag Of Many...: Small Items You may pull up to three items from this bag per 24 hour period. The items vanish after 12 hours. 1: Sewing kit2: Folding knife, 4 inch blade 3: Copper cup 4: Candle, burns for 4 hours 5: Carpenter's hammer 6: … Continue reading Max & Rita Go To The Beach
I Like Big Buttes
...and I cannot lie The Doclopedia #2,407 A Bag Of Many...: Swords This bag can produce 1 sword every other day. Each sword lasts for 1 day before disappearing. 1: Sword of Cold, does 1d8 regular damage plus a flat 4 points of cold damage per hit2: Katana 3: Broadsword 4: Insanity Cutlass, slightest damage … Continue reading I Like Big Buttes
Handsome Joe, The Basset Hound
...the first in the series The Doclopedia #2,406 A Bag Of Many...: Pests Opening this bag will release some sort of pest, from a single creature to a swarm. The creatures will leave the bag in a straight line toward the creature they are to annoy. Note that after 5 minutes, they will look for … Continue reading Handsome Joe, The Basset Hound
Justice Worms
...they enforce it The Doclopedia #2,405 A Bag Of Many...: DrinksThis bag can, once per 24 hour period, produce one container of a substance that is safe for humans and most other humanoid species to drink. Note that 25% of the items will be water of some sort. All are in glass containers that disappear … Continue reading Justice Worms
Messing Around With Dangerous Chemicals
...fun for the whole familyI now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,404 Warning Labels: Spider Shoes & Gloves Thank you for buying a set of Parker Industries “Spider Shoes & Gloves”. We think you will get years of fun out of them, but please … Continue reading Messing Around With Dangerous Chemicals
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Piss Off The Porcupines
...after that, no bueno I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,403 Warning Labels: Beast Beer WARNING! Beast Beer is not for puny men and women! Beast Beer is for warriors born and bloodied! Lesser people will not be worthy of Beast Beer, and … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Piss Off The Porcupines
Spider And The California Kid Get A Little Something Extra
...it was a monkeyI now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,402 Warning Labels: A Flying Carpet A few words of warning, most excellent customer.The power of flight is granted by the spirit of a djinn, who has lost their physical form and serves this … Continue reading Spider And The California Kid Get A Little Something Extra
Flapjacks And Tea For Everyone!
...all you can eatI now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,401 Warning Labels: Your New Mk 4 Pulse Pistol Listen up, Citizen!Do not fire your new weapon at anything flammable or explosive, or you'll die!Do not attempt to use a so called “supercharged” power … Continue reading Flapjacks And Tea For Everyone!
The Rare And Beautiful Horny Hedgehogs Of Potawango Island
...don't turn your back on them.I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,400 Warning Labels: Tastee Fuud Deer othr dogz an cattz: Tastee Fuud is gud an haz meeet in it. Yu kan eet Tastee Fuud evry day, butt doo not eet to muchh … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Horny Hedgehogs Of Potawango Island
Yellow Eyes In A Dark Room
...just jump through the window and runI now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,399 Warning Labels: The Elixir Of The Ancients Note: All of the following was written in the runic script of the ancient Ivardian Empire, which collapsed 3,000 years ago. Nobody alive … Continue reading Yellow Eyes In A Dark Room
Doctor Cross In The Multiverse Of Goofy Shit
...pretty much every realityI now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,398 Warning Labels: For Assist-O-Bot Thank you for purchasing Assist-O-Bot, the finest assistance AI on the market.Warning: Do not attempt to use Assist-O-Bot for sexual purposes. This could result in bot a malfunctioning AI … Continue reading Doctor Cross In The Multiverse Of Goofy Shit
It’s Time To Do It Right!
...once we know what "it" is I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,397 It Came From The ...: Beauty Parlor Basic Information: Released in 1951 by Majestic Films. Running time: 98 minutes Overall rating by … Continue reading It’s Time To Do It Right!
A Dog And A Hog Rode A Log Through The Fog In A Bog
...then, they heard a frog I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,396 It Came From The ...: Bird Feeder Basic Information: Released in 1970 by 24th Street Films. Running time: 105 minutes Overall rating by … Continue reading A Dog And A Hog Rode A Log Through The Fog In A Bog
King Of The Pie Gnomes
...he's very popular I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,395 It Came From The ...: Cheese Shop Basic Information: Released in 1963 by Three Star Releasing. Running time: 70 minutes Overall rating by Critics Anonymous: … Continue reading King Of The Pie Gnomes
In This Episode: Joey Goes Surfing And Wilbur Buys A Bike
...while Grandpa gets stoned I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,394 It Came From The ...: Junkyard Basic Information: Released in 1968 by The Toronto Film Group. Running time: 100 minutes Overall rating by Critics … Continue reading In This Episode: Joey Goes Surfing And Wilbur Buys A Bike
Nice Sandwiches
...and they're toasted! I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,393 It Came From The ...: Art School Basic Information: Released in 1962 by American United Films. Running time: 2 hours Overall rating by Critics Anonymous: … Continue reading Nice Sandwiches
Werewolves Of Portland
...AAWOOOOO I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,392 It Came From The ...: Farm Basic Information: Released in 1966 by First Rate Studios. Running time: 90 minutes Overall rating by Critics Anonymous: D- Synopsis: … Continue reading Werewolves Of Portland
The Adventure Of The Whistling Squid
...in which Holmes & Watson get wetI now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,391 It Came From The ...: Refrigerator Basic Information: Released in 1958 by Toko Films. Running time: 94 minutes Overall rating by … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Whistling Squid
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