...dog moms The Doclopedia #3,008 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #247 And there it was, in the big cave called Rattlesnake Cave, the glow of firelight and quite a few shadows cast by humans. Seyan got out her comslate and sent a message to the Grand High Curator. “They are in Rattlesnake Cave. Good luck!” A … Continue reading Dogs With Bad Attitudes And The Women That Love Them
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Originally Titled: “No Skin For You, Teddy!”
...it was a different era! The Doclopedia #3,007 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #246 Seyan looked at the air speed indicator and saw they they were doing seven miles an hour, which was pretty good against a light headwind. It was pretty easy to pedal and crank, easier than she would have thought given her cursory … Continue reading Originally Titled: “No Skin For You, Teddy!”
The Butter Queen Was An Interesting Lady
...oh yes, she was The Doclopedia #3,006 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #245 Chapter Twenty Five: Night FlightSeyan had been terrified for the first thirty or seconds after Gertie was in the air, then she decided that she never wanted to travel any other way. She gave out a loud “Whoop!” and told Lahn, “This is … Continue reading The Butter Queen Was An Interesting Lady
Flowers That Watch You Sleep
...before the eat you The Doclopedia #3,005 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #244 With the two front pedalers only, they were soon cruising at twenty miles an hour on the ever smooth Road. Each team of two would pedal for an hour, then the next would take over. Porcero himself would not be pedaling. Instead, he … Continue reading Flowers That Watch You Sleep
Dracula’s Parakeet
...the budgie of blood The Doclopedia #3,004 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #243 Chapter Twenty Four: The Long Ride The trail that ran thirty five miles through the desert, from the Museum to the nearest Road, was rough and better for horses or foot travel than it was for a bicycle or, in this case, a … Continue reading Dracula’s Parakeet
We Just Got A Blank Stare From the Cat
...which was normalThe Doclopedia #3,003 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #242 “Master, they have to be hiding in a cave or maybe a small canyon. Either way, on a cold desert night, they need fires. Fires that will be visible from above. We can use a comslate to tell you exactly where they are.” Seyan was … Continue reading We Just Got A Blank Stare From the Cat
Chapter 207: In Which Our Hero Finds His Way Through The Baron’s Manor
...in the darkThe Doclopedia #3,002 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #241 She quickly laid out all the pieces of the puzzle to them. How he had probably had a few Seekers who were later reported as lost or dead set things up, then build up the Empire from “washed out” trainees and outside recruits. Since the … Continue reading Chapter 207: In Which Our Hero Finds His Way Through The Baron’s Manor
Tomfoolery R Us
...open 24/7The Doclopedia #3,001 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #240 Suddenly, that part of Seyan's brain that had been working on the conundrum of the Quiet Empire dropped the last piece of the puzzle in place.Sneaky! As in sneak attack...as in the Quiet Empire being nearby...as in the Quiet Empire being all wrong and nobody remembering … Continue reading Tomfoolery R Us
Do Not Piss Off The Giant Geese
...or even the normal sized ones WOOHOO! 3,000 Doclopedia entries! The Doclopedia #3,000 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #239 Outside in the zeppelin hangar, everything was ready when the Grand High Curator walked in. “I thought you were dead.” Ohlong said by way of greeting. The Grand High Curator chuckled. “Oh, I am, old friend. Poisoned … Continue reading Do Not Piss Off The Giant Geese
The Simple, But Also Brain Busting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Milk & Cookies & Confusion
...co-starring her pet mouse, GeorgieThe Doclopedia #2,999 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #238 “Well, “ said Master Ohlong when Lahn finished, “Only thing left to do is suit you both up and get you out of here.” As she put on her flying suit in a small side room, she wondered if the Grand High Curator … Continue reading The Simple, But Also Brain Busting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Milk & Cookies & Confusion
Quiet Podowski Blows Into Town
...he's got a contractThe Doclopedia #2,998 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #237 Seyan stifled a giggle when she thought how those seats were nowhere near wide enough for Master Ohlong's ass. Being unaware of that, Ohlong continued on. “These cranks up here are turned by your hands and can be used for extra speed or to … Continue reading Quiet Podowski Blows Into Town
Hey, Volcano Nose!
...it's gonna blowThe Doclopedia #2,997 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #236 Lahn joined her for dinner, where they ate enough to feel full, but not too full to pedal bicycles through the sky. They were joined by Master Ohlong and several others, all of whom the High Curator questioned mercilessly about the state of readiness of … Continue reading Hey, Volcano Nose!
Clock Doc
...repairs clocksThe Doclopedia #2,996 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #235 “I'm sorry I didn't get to use any of the other tricks of the staff, Master. Should we go again?” Ohlong laughed at that. “I think not. I don't have that many helpers to spare. We'll call you well versed in staff usage. Now let's get … Continue reading Clock Doc
The 11 Things You Never Ask A Goat
...#4: are you gruff?The Doclopedia #2,995 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #234 She leapt over the swinging staff of Foe #3 before clocking him alongside of his head with the wooden sphere on her blade. Continuing her turn, she whirled the staff, retracted the blade and sent the wooden sphere straight into Foe #4's crotch. He … Continue reading The 11 Things You Never Ask A Goat
A +4 Sword Of Buttstabbing
...it was well usedThe Doclopedia #2,994 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #233 When Master Ohlong said “Go!”, the person on Seyan's right ran straight at her, while the one on her left grabbed a stick of wood as a club. Seyan spun the staff so fast she made it hum, all the while turning her body … Continue reading A +4 Sword Of Buttstabbing
Weed ‘Em And Reap
...did I get that wrong?The Doclopedia #2,993 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #232 Then it was time for Seyan to test some of these items out. She proved better than average with knives, both thrown and wielded hand to hand against well padded opponents. She was also better than average with the crossbow. But it was … Continue reading Weed ‘Em And Reap
Hairy Pupper And The Tennis Ball Of Fire
...don't chew it!The Doclopedia #2,992 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #231 Chapter Twenty Three: Seyan Is Tested Master Ohlong, never one for the short explanation or lecture, took just under two hours to explain every one of the 18 gadgets and devices he had laid out on the table. It had taken him five minutes just … Continue reading Hairy Pupper And The Tennis Ball Of Fire
Yoyo Goes To Paris
...to skateboard down the Eiffel TowerThe Doclopedia #2,991 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #230 It is pointless to tell you not to worry, because you are a mother, but be aware that Dree has good traveling companions and is also being watched over by others, too. He is a smart and resourceful boy, who will have … Continue reading Yoyo Goes To Paris
Pants Are Optional Here
...we never wear 'em!The Doclopedia #2,990 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #229 With tears welling up, she touched Helma's hands lightly, then noticed the letter addressed to her. She opened it and read it. “To my sweet Penna, I am sorry for the news I must relate, for I have always wished nothing but happiness on … Continue reading Pants Are Optional Here
The Salad Gnomes Are Having Fun
...making a tasty saladThe Doclopedia #2,989 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #228 Chapter Twenty Two: Sadness At The Pleasant Rest Inn At just about the time that Dree had walked out the back door of the inn, his mother had heard Helma's bell ring. Since the ground floor was nearly empty after her husband and almost … Continue reading The Salad Gnomes Are Having Fun
Spicy Future Gangster Stories
...ooh la laThe Doclopedia #2,988 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #227 “Time to go.” he whispered urgently. “Those curators are smart. At least three riders are heading this way. Time to leave the creek and head overland.” He started his horse through the trees. It was only a short way and they were out on the … Continue reading Spicy Future Gangster Stories
Bucky & Squint Race A Bull
...across an open meadowThe Doclopedia #2,987 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #226 Soon, they came to the creek and did just as he had said. Looking back east, they saw torches cresting a hill. They began trotting up the sandy bottomed creek, thankful that the moon was just a crescent. After going a mile or so, … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Race A Bull
Our Dungeon Opens Soon!
...The Doclopedia #2,986 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #225 When they came to the flatter land just before the raised Road started, Bevan slowed them to a walk. He looked back and thought he might be seeing some torchlight several miles back. He was unsure of how many Townies would follow the Curators, but he knew … Continue reading Our Dungeon Opens Soon!
Square Head Boogie
...rock that boogieThe Doclopedia #2,985 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #224 It took a couple of minutes for Dree to get used to the rhythm of a galloping horse, but once he did, he was doing alright. He was very excited and scared, but he felt pretty good otherwise. He wondered if he had gone insane. … Continue reading Square Head Boogie
Who Wrote The Book Of Gloves?
...JD Vance?The Doclopedia #2,984 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #223 He heard whistles blowing from near the spot that had left the Curator. No more that 5 minutes, Bevan thought just as Ala & Dree lead three horses out of the stable. In seconds, they were in the saddle and heading out onto the Road. “Follow … Continue reading Who Wrote The Book Of Gloves?
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