...but there is one in "Moon Pie" . . The Doclopedia #1,527 What The Hell Was That?: The Weird Thing . . “Look, sister! Look at what is coming down the river!” “By the Goddess, I have never seen anything like that, Ylva. Is it alive?” “I'm not sure, Amel. It seems to be moving. … Continue reading There Is No “I” In “Moon”
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The Worst Tasting Sandwich In The Whole World
...it was just horrible . . The Doclopedia #1,525 What The Hell Was That?: The Big Thing “Good God! What the devil was that, Jim?” “I am double damned if I know, Jack, but if it turns to go down the valley, it'll stampede the herd sure enough!” “That's a fact, and... Wait, there it … Continue reading The Worst Tasting Sandwich In The Whole World
The Dancing Elks Fly To Havana
...MGM, 1938 . . The Doclopedia #1,522 Fantasy Foodland: The Pie Fairies . . Name: The Pie Fairies Size: 6-9 inches Appearance: Translucent blue or red, beautiful, sexless Personality: Shy, reclusive, often sing in an unknown language. Their Specialty: Making all sorts of American style pies, often using exotic fruits and spices. Friendly To: Pudding … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Fly To Havana
Pulse Cannon On A Tricycle
...watch out for that kid . WOOHOO! New theme! Posting three tonight and tomorrow to catch back up on a two a day total. . The Doclopedia #1,519 Fantasy Foodland: The Cupcake Gnomes Name: Cupcake Gnomes Size: 10-14 inches tall Appearance:Spindly arms & legs, slightly chubby torsos, large noses, big ears, big eyes, frizzy hair … Continue reading Pulse Cannon On A Tricycle
Chapter 856: In Which Our Hero Is Chased Hither And Yon By Those Damned Frenchies
...mostly, they chased him yon . . The Doclopedia #1,518 Earth 5-C: Cryptids . . Above all else, the biggest difference between our Earth and Earth 5-C is cryptids. Now, they don't call them cryptids there, they just call them animals, or, in a very few cases, primitive non-humans. Some cryptids are very dangerous, like … Continue reading Chapter 856: In Which Our Hero Is Chased Hither And Yon By Those Damned Frenchies
Handsome Joe Plans A Birthday Party
...for his good friend, Smart Sally . . The Doclopedia #1,517 Earth 5-C: California On Earth 5-C, my beloved home state of California is both very familiar and very different. Right off, the shape of the state is different. It's wider, because the entire eastern border is 30 miles farther east. Nevada and Arizona look … Continue reading Handsome Joe Plans A Birthday Party
There Were Serious Repercussions After The Exploding Ham Incident.
...which, by the way, I had nothing to do with . The Doclopedia #1,516 Earth 5-C: Women In Control . . On our earth, the 1918 Spanish Flu Pandemic swept the globe and killed possibly 100 million people. It lasted from January, 1918 until December, 1920. On Earth 5-C, their strain of influenza began killing … Continue reading There Were Serious Repercussions After The Exploding Ham Incident.
Look, An Ant-horned Prongalope!
...that sounds mildly obscene . . The Doclopedia #1,515 Earth 5-C: The Geek Movies Earth 5-C is different from our Earth. Here are some examples. Reflecting the fact that women took control of things after the 1805-1809 Influenza Pandemic killed off 8 out of 10 adult men, motion pictures on Earth 5-C are very different … Continue reading Look, An Ant-horned Prongalope!
Not In This Issue: Coconuts,Ordian Phasing Units,Geckos and Cookie Recipes
...and there will never be any damned geckos, either .. The Doclopedia #1,513 Strange Bandanas: The Doctor Who One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… The truth here is that this bandana has no special powers whatsoever. It doesn't do a damned thing but … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Coconuts,Ordian Phasing Units,Geckos and Cookie Recipes
Why The Hell Would You Take A Fish Head Out To See A Movie?
...Barnes & Barnes got shit to answer for The Doclopedia #1,511 Strange Bandanas: The Yellow & Blue Tie Dyed One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is a fun bandana that I got from a hippie chick during the Third Summer of Love … Continue reading Why The Hell Would You Take A Fish Head Out To See A Movie?
Rogaark: The Thing That Walked Like A Thing
...sadly, not drawn by Jack Kirby . . The Doclopedia #1,509 Strange Bandanas: The Green Dog Footprint One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This bandana is one of several with dog footprints on them. Each one has a different canine related power associated … Continue reading Rogaark: The Thing That Walked Like A Thing
Four Dangerous Ducks
...and a very scary grebe . The Doclopedia #1,507 More Islands of Adventure: Red Pine Island On Earth 451-D, where superheroes exist, Red Pine Island is the home of the Canadian superteam known as “The Force”. Located in a hard to reach lake in northern Manitoba, Red Pine Island only measures half a mile long … Continue reading Four Dangerous Ducks
Not In This Issue: Hogs, Body Modification, Cheese or Trainspotting
...we do have an article on brainspotting The Doclopedia #1,505 More Islands of Adventure: Goat Island At 20 miles long and 8 miles wide, Goat Island is not one of the bigger islands in the Shallow Sea. It offers ships little protection from storms, since it does not have more than a couple of places … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Hogs, Body Modification, Cheese or Trainspotting
Yes, Virginia, We Can Time Travel
...right here on this blog. . The Doclopedia #1,503 Alt. Zombies: Zombie Robots . Okay, man, let's just get one things straight, okay? They aren't fucking zombies! Zombies are undead biological creatures, like all those fucking dogs and cats that appeared when my parents were in middle school 50 years ago. These robots are afflicted … Continue reading Yes, Virginia, We Can Time Travel
The Totally Labor Free Labor Day Weekend Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Uncle Who Walked In His Sleep
...co-starring her favorite uncle, Duffy Undersnoot . The Triumphant Return Of The Doclopedia! . Become a Patron!.The Doclopedia #1,501Alt. Zombies: Kaiju Zombies When Dr. Zuvembie shot off the missile that was supposed to explode over Japan and spawn a worldwide zombie apocalypse, he had no idea that the missile would be swallowed whole by … Continue reading The Totally Labor Free Labor Day Weekend Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Uncle Who Walked In His Sleep
DUDE! A Doclopedia Milestone!
...Seriously! . . Well spank my ass and call me Pinky, this is my 1,500th Doclopedia post! . . The Doclopedia #1,500 Well, Since You Asked: Here's How It Went Down It started out with me leaving Penny's house before the party started...no, not the after party, the PARTY party. The one she was giving … Continue reading DUDE! A Doclopedia Milestone!
Ducks Causing Trouble, Geese On The Run
...it's a waterfowl crime spree . . The Doclopedia #1,498 Stairway to: Lincoln Of all the stairways I have found, this one is the most random. Why? Because there are dozens of town and cities with the name Lincoln. There are over 40 Lincolns in the United states alone. You'll find more in the U.K., … Continue reading Ducks Causing Trouble, Geese On The Run
We Come From The Land Of The Ice And Snow, You Betcha
...oh ya, Minnesota . . The Doclopedia #1,496 Stairway to: Lost Vegas This spiral staircase appears only in casinos in Las Vegas, in whatever year is current. It's a damned classy staircase, straight out of the heyday of Vegas, when the Rat Pack performed, the Mob ran the town and casinos weren't “Family Destination Resorts”. … Continue reading We Come From The Land Of The Ice And Snow, You Betcha
Golden Racer Joe
...more fake anime . . The Doclopedia #1,495 Stairway to: Toyland This stairway always appears near a group of several old toys that you had as a kid. Most of them were your favorites. The door, which looks totally ordinary, has the words “This Way To Toyland” painted on the door in bright green. The … Continue reading Golden Racer Joe
The Fashionably Late, But Interesting And Cool, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Girl Who Talked To Fish
...featuring her new best friend, Oceana Perchly . . The Doclopedia #1,494 Stairway to: Asgard This stairway moves around every few months, but you'll always find it somewhere in the Scandinavian countries of Norway, Denmark and Sweden. The entrance is a door that is large (8'X4'), thick (3”) and very heavy. It's made of a … Continue reading The Fashionably Late, But Interesting And Cool, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Girl Who Talked To Fish
Blue Petunia Waltz
...feel free to dance, y'all . . I missed a few days due to being sick, so here are THREE Doclopedia entries. The Doclopedia #1,491 Is This Your...: Hot Sauce? “Sir! Sir! You forgot your hot sauce! It was on your table when I went to bus it. Oh, no problem. People leave stuff behind … Continue reading Blue Petunia Waltz
Silence Of The Yams
...but, they are always silent . The Doclopedia #1,490 Is This Your...: Shoe? It is? Okay. Yeah, I found it just back there by the old graveyard. At first, I thought maybe it was just some old shoe, ya know, because it looks like one of those old timey shoes and it's dirty and stuff, … Continue reading Silence Of The Yams
Chapter 329: In Which Our Hero Tickles A Wench And Makes Saucy Comments To A Nun
...the nun was not amused . The Doclopedia #1,489 Is This Your...: Cat? . I'm just asking because you have several cats, Mrs Fenster, so I thought you might have a new one. I mean, he comes over to my house every night and I feed him, but I used to do that with your … Continue reading Chapter 329: In Which Our Hero Tickles A Wench And Makes Saucy Comments To A Nun
Nowhere To Go But Sideways!
...at least it's unpredictable . . The Doclopedia #1,488 Alt. Rocks 2: Rhymestone . The Rhymestone is a cursed jewel that is hated by everyone who ever explored a dungeon. Quite simply, it is a jewel about the size of a small chicken's egg and it is cursed to make the person who finds it … Continue reading Nowhere To Go But Sideways!
Letters From My Granddaughter
...so far she has given me W, J, O, Z, G, E and T . . The Doclopedia #1,486 Alt. Rocks 2: Boulderlings Calm down, elf! Them's just boulderlings. Ya see 'em all the time down here in the upper and middle depths. I'd say them is about 10 years along and headin' for an … Continue reading Letters From My Granddaughter