...from the May 1939 issue The Doclopedia #1,363 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “K” K is for: Kong Kong is the main HarvestBot in the dome. His name is derived from the fact that he was built by the King Robotics Plant in Helium Dome. He is fine with the name. Like most HarvestBots, Kong … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Earthquake Master
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Chapter 28: In Which Our Hero, Having Recently Been Robbed By A Masked Spaniard, Makes Friends With An Otter
...and plots his revenge The Doclopedia #1,362 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “J” J is for: Javier O'Toole Javier is a fairly recent immigrant to Mars, having arrived with his new bride ten years ago. He came to Gardener Dome specifically to take over running his uncle's avocado farm in Tower Farm 12. Since … Continue reading Chapter 28: In Which Our Hero, Having Recently Been Robbed By A Masked Spaniard, Makes Friends With An Otter
The Second To Last Jedi
...he retired early and didn't get killed The Doclopedia #1,361 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “I” I is for: Iggy Pup There are 5,643 Smart Dogs on Mars. Iggy is one of them. He is known around the dome as both a reliable businessdog and an irrepressible goofball. The business Iggy is in is … Continue reading The Second To Last Jedi
Here Comes Pam, The Talking Vacuum Cleaner!
...dogs & cats are terrified of her The Doclopedia #1,360 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “H” H is for: Hespy Mikks Hespy (real name Hesperidia) is a native of Gardener Dome, having been born there 16 years ago. She lives with her parents and two younger brothers in Tower Farm 7 on the south side … Continue reading Here Comes Pam, The Talking Vacuum Cleaner!
Mexican Jenny Had A Way With Cats
...none of them ever tried to kill her The Doclopedia #1,359 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “G” G is for: Gilbert Gardener Gil, as everyone calls him, is the founder of Gardener Dome. He is also the oldest person in the dome at age 90. Everyone like him and he is very proud of the … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Had A Way With Cats
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Spill Hot Pepper Juice On Your Crotch
...you will speak in tongues The Doclopedia #1,358 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “F” F is for: Freddy Freddy is a chimera, part human, part chimpanzee. In Gardener Dome, he is part of the Dome Maintenance Unit. If you see a big hairy guy on one of the dome access catwalks, it is most … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Spill Hot Pepper Juice On Your Crotch
Mr. Fishy Fish Makes A Very Bad Decision
...he jumped out of the fish bowl and it was fatal The Doclopedia #1,357 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “E” E is for: Emily Salonga Emily,“Emmy” to her friends, is the owner and head baker at “Third Street Bakery” in downtown Gardener. She has owned and run the shop with her husband Eddie for the … Continue reading Mr. Fishy Fish Makes A Very Bad Decision
200 Angry Pigeons
...I still can't talk about it The Doclopedia #1,356 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “D” D is for: Dave Foster Dave is the owner and main on air personality on M-164, the Gardener Dome radio station. He does the news and plays music 8 hours a day. He also hosts a call in show … Continue reading 200 Angry Pigeons
The Rare And Beautiful Drunken Red Llama Of Potawango Island
...they get hammered by eating fermented melons Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,355 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “C” C is for: Charlie 3 Charlie 3 is main transport bus in Gardener dome. His route is often just around town, but can go out into the farming areas if needed. Charlie … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Drunken Red Llama Of Potawango Island
One Loud Fart Away From Getting Shot
...increase pucker factor to 11! The Doclopedia #1,354 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “B” B is for: Barb Pham Barb is a technician at the Gardener Dome's life support plant. Her primary job is running the water purification plant, but she also does a once a week shift at atmosphere storage. Barb is well … Continue reading One Loud Fart Away From Getting Shot
Not In This Issue: Red Worms, Morris Dancing, Poodles And Austin, Texas
...sorry, Austin. Stay weird. The Doclopedia #1,353 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “A” Gardener Dome is a town on Mars 1-Q in the year 2070. It has 1,500 inhabitants. This series of Doclopedia entries will list 27 of them, alphabetically. A is for Alwin Santiago Alwin is a chicken farmer and the Treasurer of … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Red Worms, Morris Dancing, Poodles And Austin, Texas
Grouchy Jackdaws Teased My Meadowlark
...until he was forced to pull a gun on them Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,352 Strange Bandanas: The Donald Duck One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… It looks like a simple white bandana with pictures of Donald … Continue reading Grouchy Jackdaws Teased My Meadowlark
The Tenderly Romantic, But Also Rather Sappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sausage Factory
...co-starring her neighbor, Mister Dinwiddy The Doclopedia #1,351 Strange Bandanas: The Blue Tiger Striped One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… While the Blue Tiger Striped bandana has no strange powers, I did get it by a rather strange turn of events. I was … Continue reading The Tenderly Romantic, But Also Rather Sappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sausage Factory
Dogs And Hogs Writing Blogs About Frogs
...often in heavy fogs The Doclopedia #1,348 Girls Just Wanna Have Guns: Sherry DiNova Name: Sherrylyn Alice DiNova Age: 29 Profession: Dispenser of Justice Her Guns: Matched pair of Sigorovich Mk X Dart Throwers In the year 2120, Earth is ruled by megacorporations, corrupt military and police, crooked politicians and the propaganda of the media. … Continue reading Dogs And Hogs Writing Blogs About Frogs
The Absolutely Crazy, Yet Still Totally Believable, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strawberry Jam Incident
...co-starring her best old pal, Wendy Wheatgrass Hot Damn, it's more Doclopedia entries! The Doclopedia #1,350 Fun Magic Spells: The Wall of Marshmallow Spell This spell creates a wall up to 30 feet wide, 10 feet tall and 3 feet thick. As stated, the wall is made up of marshmallow. The outside is dry … Continue reading The Absolutely Crazy, Yet Still Totally Believable, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strawberry Jam Incident
The Dancing Elks Present: Holiday Happenings On Ice
...how the hell do they dance on ice with those hooves? A very quick post, just so y'all know I'm not dead. The Doclopedia #1,348 Fun Magic Spells: The Following Fart Cloud Cast this second level spell on someone and their next fart comes out as a noxious green cloud that follows right behind … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Present: Holiday Happenings On Ice
Things I Am Thankful For Besides Sex, Beer, My Wife, My Dogs and Chocolate
...umm...bacon! And my PATREON BACKERS! Patreon Backer Shoutout! Carol Robinson, Mark A Schmidt, Loyd Blankenship and Derek Pearcy have all backed this blog. Thank you all! If YOU would like to back me on this blog, just go here… Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,347 Alt. Television: The Mysterious Adventures of Sherlock … Continue reading Things I Am Thankful For Besides Sex, Beer, My Wife, My Dogs and Chocolate
The Yellow Blouse Of Seduction
...and other stories of powerful apparel The Doclopedia #1,346 The Numbers: 520 520 miles was how far the chase by police and the FBI went in pursuit of Jimmy Ray Waller, noted bank robber, cop killer and general psychopath. He started his spree in Huntsville, Alabama, where Jimmy robbed two banks in rapid … Continue reading The Yellow Blouse Of Seduction
The Rare And Beautiful Dripping Yellow Pine Trees Of Potawango Island
...they drip flavored water Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,345 The Numbers: 200 There were 200 corpses reanimated when the Russian Government set off a new form of EMP device in 1995. The test took place in Siberia and nobody much gave a thought about that old abandoned cemetery in … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Dripping Yellow Pine Trees Of Potawango Island
Junior Muskrat Buys A Snazzy New Hat
...with a feather in it The Doclopedia #1,344 The Numbers: 42 Carol Miller was 42 when she was exposed to a strange gas that gave her the power to turn totally invisible. Nothing can detect her on any level, including sound, smell or weight. She can go anywhere she can find an open door or … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Buys A Snazzy New Hat
Scornful Titmice Chastised My Otter
...not that he really gave a fuck, because otter. The Doclopedia #1,343 The Numbers: 15 15 years is the travel time, even using a Jump 7 Drive, to Yadoris 4, the outermost world of the Terran Empire. Few ships make the trip, which was initially done by the Independent Colony Ship “Maggie's Mob”. The crew … Continue reading Scornful Titmice Chastised My Otter
The Very Scary, But Delightfully Goofy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Cat Who Thought He Was A Rabbit
...featuring Zelda, the very confused kitty Holy Frijoles, it's a brand new Doclopedia entry! (Note: Patreon backers get to see the next two early. Click the link below and you can, too.) Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,342 The Numbers: 6 The walled town of G'Tain has been attacked 6 times … Continue reading The Very Scary, But Delightfully Goofy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Cat Who Thought He Was A Rabbit
The “Holy Shit, We Nearly Missed Posting In June” Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Echidna
...co-starring her second cousin, Clarence Philpot How I Spent Christmas Eve, 2015 (A series of tweets) Santa Claus just called and said he is gonna stop by for a quick visit. Cool! Oh fucking swell! Santa just showed up and he's shitfaced. I told him to just drink milk, not scotch! AIIIEEE!!! He's pissing … Continue reading The “Holy Shit, We Nearly Missed Posting In June” Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Echidna
Mr. Porkwaffle Creates Art
...quite by accident HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! As a gift to all you mothers out there, here are TWO Doclopedia entries! The Doclopedia #1,340 Enchanted Household Items: Recliner Of Astral Travel You remember how Doctor Strange can cause his astral form to leave his physical body and move around all over, including … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Creates Art
Spanky The Wonder Squirrel
...don't ask how he got his nickname. Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross A Note From Your Humble Narrator As you might have noticed, posts to this blog have been rather scarce these last couple of months. That's because my shitty day job, for which I have to wake up at 4 … Continue reading Spanky The Wonder Squirrel
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