...over caramel or peanuts or something The Doclopedia #1,388 Potion Ingredients: Troll Sperm Contrary to popular wisdom, only the very largest and very smallest trolls reproduce by splitting in two, with a new troll growing from each half. All of the other trolls mate like the majority of humanoids do. The trick then is how … Continue reading The Ice Cream Dwarves And The Candy Gnomes Go To War
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I Have A Very Large Duck
...no, wait...goddamn it, spellcheck! The Doclopedia #1,387 Potion Ingredients: Ankaski Rainbow Sand The island of Ankaski lies 700 miles off the coast of the southern Draan Empire. It is 97 miles long and from 5 to 50 miles wide. A tropical island, it is home to many deadly beasts both large and small. The sea … Continue reading I Have A Very Large Duck
The Rare And Beautiful Nervous Bison Of Potawango Island
...they're a neurotic mess The Doclopedia #1,386 Potion Ingredients: Death Flower Petals Collecting the petals of Death Flowers is a thing done only by the very strong of will and stomach, since they only take root and bloom in the blood drenched soil of a very large and recent battle. The seeds of Death … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Nervous Bison Of Potawango Island
Murder With A Side Of Hash Browns And A Cup Of Coffee
...black coffee, black as a bad dame's soul Hey,do you want to be one of the Cool Kids? Well then, just become a Patron of this blog! Besides being cool, you get sweet compiled Doclopedia posts in the popular PDF format, plus other stuff. You can get in on this for as little as … Continue reading Murder With A Side Of Hash Browns And A Cup Of Coffee
Chapter 134: In Which Our Hero, Forced To Wear A Suit Made Of Feathers, Must Free Young Kate From The French
...and she's allergic to feathers The Doclopedia #1,383 Amazing Ordinary Stuff: Cat Tree Why give your cats some plywood and shag carpet monstrosity to play/sleep on when you can give them an actual, living, cat tree? Thanks yo modern genetic manipulation, these 7 foot tall trees grow very well indoors and have plenty of wide … Continue reading Chapter 134: In Which Our Hero, Forced To Wear A Suit Made Of Feathers, Must Free Young Kate From The French
The Secret Origin Of Ian Skinner!
...one of my Patreon backers! The Doclopedia #1,379 Amazing Ordinary Stuff: Ice Cream Scoop Do you love ice cream? I mean, REALLY love ice cream? Well an ice cream scoop is just what you need! This device will keep you up to date with the latest ice cream news. New flavor invented somewhere? Favorite … Continue reading The Secret Origin Of Ian Skinner!
Thuggish Prawns Humiliated My Anemone
...so I ate the little bastards The Doclopedia #1,378 Amazing Ordinary Stuff: Candles Yes, folks, these are the direct opposite of can'tdles, those great teaching devices we use on pets, children and really stupid adults. The difference is, if you light a candle for a pet or human, it will magically reinforce the thing you … Continue reading Thuggish Prawns Humiliated My Anemone
Tequila Sunrise Pancakes
...not as strange as you think The Doclopedia #1,377 When Harry Met...: Silky The old basset hound looked at the three teenagers and asked “Are you guys ready?” Harry, Ron & Hermione all answered yes. Silky had been training them hard for a month and they were not the same 15 year olds they had … Continue reading Tequila Sunrise Pancakes
The Exceptionally Witty, Yet Also Quite Profound, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boy Who Dressed Like A Walrus
...co-starring her new best pall, Russ Wall. The Doclopedia #1,376 When Harry Met...: Luke The Dark Lord was as close to being giddy with happiness as he was ever likely to get. His enemies were dying nearly every day and his forces were getting bolder. True, he had lost several Death Eaters, like that simpering … Continue reading The Exceptionally Witty, Yet Also Quite Profound, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boy Who Dressed Like A Walrus
My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks
...and how it grew The Doclopedia #1,375 When Harry Met...: Sasha Date: June 13th, 1943 Place: First floor girls lavatory, Hogwarts Tom Riddle walked into the girls lavatory about two minutes after he saw Myrtle Warren run in, sobbing like the blubbering mudblood cow she was. He had a confident smile on his face because … Continue reading My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks
He Bought A Yam, A Ham, A Clam And Some Spam.
...Damn! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,374 When Harry Met...: Daisy As soon as the portkey brought them to the graveyard, Harry was ready with his wand and knocked the rat-faced little traitor back about 30 feet, slamming him into a statue. The helpless Dark Lord was flung a few feet away … Continue reading He Bought A Yam, A Ham, A Clam And Some Spam.
Goons In The Tool Shed
...we never knew how they got in. The Doclopedia #1,370 Assorted Characters: The King Of Dice The true name of the King of Dice, along with his whereabouts after the Great Dungeon Delve, may never be known. Rumor has it that he was the actual author of 2nd Edition Monsters & Mayhem. The story goes … Continue reading Goons In The Tool Shed
Never Hide A Duck In Your Pants
...nobody will end up happy about it The FINAL entry for this version of The Alphabet. Christ, that took way too long. The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Z” Z is for: Zenobia N'Golo Zenobia is an artist who specializes in depicting the neo-rural lifestyle of Gardener Dome. Although she primarily paints using … Continue reading Never Hide A Duck In Your Pants
Module 1-Y: The Haunted Dungeon Of The Fart Demons
...EWWWWW, demon farts! The second to last entry for Gardener Dome...FINALLY! The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Y” Y is for: Yolanda Winkleton Yolanda is the Tourist Service Answer Woman in Gardener Dome. The dome gets several thousand tourists a year and Yolanda is ready to answer their questions and help them … Continue reading Module 1-Y: The Haunted Dungeon Of The Fart Demons
Unhappy Curlews Annoyed My Otters
...they should cheer the hell up The Doclopedia #1,370 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “X” X is for: Xakry 70 years ago, when scientists started developing Smart Animals and New Humans and other genetic creations, they accidentally created a few Mutants. Yes, just like in the comics. Humans with strange powers. Xakry is one of … Continue reading Unhappy Curlews Annoyed My Otters
The Really Rather Silly, But Also Strangely Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Panda Of Love
...co-starring her wacky pal, Emma Goosemeyer I am SO sorry for not keeping this blog updated as often as I should. Life has been throwing me curves for quite a while and this has impacted damn near everything I do. I'll try to be more regular on here. BIG SHOUTOUT TO MY NEWEST PATREON … Continue reading The Really Rather Silly, But Also Strangely Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Panda Of Love
Rocky Road High School
...was that a Ramones song? The Doclopedia #1,370 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “U” U is for: Uma Pool Uma and her sister, Deb have a 9 story tower farm in the south area. They raise a wide variety of melons and squash, mostly for the seeds, which they sell to various other farmers planetwide. … Continue reading Rocky Road High School
The Rare and Beautiful Short Branched Itchy Tree Of Potawango Island
...do NOT climb one while you are naked The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “T” T is for Tatyana Lewis Out near the Western Rim of Gardener Dome, you'll find the T. Lewis Goose Ranch. Tatyana and her husband, Ted, raise 6 breeds of geese here. They sell eggs and meat, but … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Short Branched Itchy Tree Of Potawango Island
The Action Packed, But Also Very Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Saucer Men From Neptune
...co-starring her hated enemy, Lemony Fresh Luella Big Shout out to my Patreon Backers! Thank you! The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “S” S is for: Sam 15 Sam 15 is the operator of the Gardner Dome Gaming Pub. The Pub is a popular place and has every type of game from … Continue reading The Action Packed, But Also Very Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Saucer Men From Neptune
Handsome Joe Goes Up In A Balloon
...and a happy adventure ensues The Doclopedia #1,370 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “R” R is for Rabbit Vanetti First off, yes, his first name really is Rabbit. It's a long story. Secondly, he is the main representative of the World Government of Mars in Gardener Dome. Third, he is also a farmer. Rabbit … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes Up In A Balloon
The Red Dog Loves Her Bunny
...and her bunny loves her back The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Q” Q is for: Quinksy Martha “Quinksy” Quinkmiller is the owner of the “Restful Refuge” bed & breakfast in Gardener Dome. Her establishment is very popular with tourists who enjoy an old fashioned cottage atmosphere. Quinksy has three small cottages … Continue reading The Red Dog Loves Her Bunny
Title Under Construction
...thank you for your patience The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “P” P is for: Penny West Penny is an artist and her medium of choice is yarn that she spins from the wool of her own sheep. She knits the yarn into blankets, hats, sweaters and many other things. Sometimes she just … Continue reading Title Under Construction
The Five Things You Must Never Do To An Elephant
...#1: Tell him hippos are cuter. TWO Doclopedia entries today, folks! The Doclopedia #1,366 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “N” N is for: Nem Radlofsky Nemmo Radlofsky has the job of running the power plant for Gardener Dome. While most of the power comes from the huge solar array next to the dome, there … Continue reading The Five Things You Must Never Do To An Elephant
Module J-2: Lost In The Forest Of Trolls
...not a reference to Twitter The Doclopedia #1,365 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “M” M is for: Moko Timi One of several Smart Animals in Gardener Dome, Moko is a lowland gorilla and a teacher at Midtown Day School. She is a graduate of the University of Mars Wells Dome Complex, with a Masters degree … Continue reading Module J-2: Lost In The Forest Of Trolls
The Chocolatey Delicious, But Also Extremely Spicy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Playful Platypus
...featuring her new pal, Calvin the Cockatoo The Doclopedia #1,364 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “L” L is for: Lily Watkins Lily is the owner of Watkins Aquaculture, an eight story tall tower farm just east of town. Lily and her wife Gail raise 6 species of fish, two species of shrimp. crayfish, oysters and … Continue reading The Chocolatey Delicious, But Also Extremely Spicy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Playful Platypus
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